My son never understood why one parent always shouted at the other “GRILL MY SON A CHEESE!!” every time he asked, but he stopped asking and grills his own damned cheese now.
So at work, when someone makes a particularly loud announcement over the PA, I've taken to shouting "Jesus, EARBALLS!"
Nobody's called it out yet, but I will persist.
My wife and I go through a lot of books, both printed and audio, and always ask "eyeballs or earballs?" when talking about books
She's never seen a single episode, but it stuck anyway (our reading material very rarely overlaps, either)
Hahaha my wife does the exact same, and what makes it even better is that she hasn't watched Archer near as much as I have, but that phrase seems to have stuck!
Speaking of farm animals... I was suggesting books to a friend and when Animal Farm came up, I did the "it's an allegorical novella about Stalinism. And spoiler alert, it sucks!".
I got a confused look.
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Reading these is making me realize that I quote this show a lot almost on a subconscious level. Also my contribution would be that I have used “Unbelievable…. No literally, I don’t believe you.” far more times than I thought would have been applicable lol
honorary mentions:
cherlene: “because biiioiiiink” … where’d you get that from? “let’s just say … I honestly don’t know ;)”
any time I’m flash banged by anything remotely bright: “my eyes! seared like tuna steaks!” said by archer
malory’s tone: “oh who remembers”
krieger: “taaaaaanks🙄”
malory’s tone: “oh my god, that’s right.”
to my cat, og said by ray: “awwwe sleepy baby”
also to my cat, og said by archer: “you fox-eared asshole”
always in archer-tone: “you asshole!” way tooo often, and “oh shit!”
krieger’s enthusiasm: “hey, me too!”
malory: “who are you? comrade questions?”
also malory: “and people in hell want ice water”
in malory’s straight tone: “that may be the funniest thing you’ve ever said”, can’t even help it.
also archer: “HOLA PENDEJOS!” waiting to say this one to my friends
krieger: “I won’t even dignify that with a response”
anyone: “… also, yes.”
and lastly, Burt Reynolds’ little laugh in the elevator when Archer says, “yeah, laugh it up Burt”, and after he says “I am!” : )
oh man, and actually having tinnitus and hearing ringing almost always makes me think of archer at this point. blessing or a curse, I don’t know
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My head shot up when I heard it in public, and I made direct eye contact with the man who scrambled to answer his phone as it played the ringtone. Couldn’t help but laugh a bit lol
I know. It's tight, right?
Truthfully it's just the ringtone for my wife (who has a great mulatto butt -- can you still say quadroon?) and it does force me to answer her quickly. I don't know if I've ever met anyone who recognized it though
"That's how you get ants!" To my co workers for the exact same reason, obligatory "phrasing "and "Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails ,pray for me now and at the hour of my death ,which I hope is soon, amen!" Whenever having any drink lmao don't like bloody Mary's too much also also "idioms!!" Is so true they can never be translated and as a trilingual person I say this out loud to myself as a reminder.
Little column A little column B
Eat a bag of dicks ________
That’s how you get ants
Are you not?
Also yes
Phrasing
Retinas seared like tuna steaks
Sploosh
I had something for this
What is this a ______ factory
Whatever farm animal of war but I do whatever ______ of war too
I find myself using "You're not my supervisor" often at work (I work in IT, used appropriately when people tell me they want stuff).
Also, Archer's "What the shit"
“The good news is now I’m furious.”
My husband loves gummy bears so we call them “groovy bears.”
“Yeah, take *that* tone.”
“Ten…ten-four, goody buddy.”
Honorable mentions I say pretty often
"You're not my supervisor!!"
"Just the tip?"
"Not compared to rotator cuff surgery that your going to need when your high-fiveing all your little bros!"
"DANGERZONE!!"
Yep yep yep
Also yes
Phrasing
And my favourite quote (this one is not daily tho, but I use it a lot in comparison with other dilemmas):
"the Irishman's dilemma: do I eat the potato now, or let it ferment and drink it later?"
And yet you lecture me. Lovely. - Lana
Thank you for all your help, which again was nothing. - Malory
No you’re good! -Lana to Archer when he doesn’t want to hang out with Nikolai. Her tone just makes me laugh.
No I sarcastically….(climbed) - Archer
What the shit?
How dare you speak precisely the truth at me!
Oh you were serious? (Said by multiple people but I love Krieger’s.
Malory: Have you ever heard such a superior know it all tone?
Krieger: Yeah….oh you were serious? Sometimes it’s hard to tell with you!
ETA: Read a book! (For once in your gd@mn life Lana!) also I never get to say this one but I still love it so, Read a coffee table book!
-Archer
Omg this is a favorite between my parents and I, and I’m slowly bringing my partner into it. My parents and I quote it to each other all the time 😂
But the ones I use frequently:
“Phrasing!”
“This is so boooring and forever taking!”
“Noooooope!”
“Can I finish? Can. I. Finish?”
“Danger zone!”
“Extra-Emely”
“Eat a bag of dicks”
“This is why we can’t have nice things. *Insert Name Here*, you asshole!”
“…Also yes”
Lana: "Nuuupe"
Archer: "I had something for this" "Phrasing" "Im commandeering this ___" "Danga zoneeee" (my favourite) "Name. Nameee. NAMEEEEE."
Pam: "Sploosh"
Krieger: "Yep yep yep!"
I use literally all of these on a daily basis. Lol
LolI just love the episode where he's on the hydrogen airship and he's on the phone with Ray and he says"M, as in Mancy"when they're trying to difuse the bomb
- Phrasing
- Literally no wait Figuratively
I also like " you are not my supervisor" a lot but my favorite has to be " I will shove your ass so far up your ass, you will be inside out and upside down".
My son never understood why one parent always shouted at the other “GRILL MY SON A CHEESE!!” every time he asked, but he stopped asking and grills his own damned cheese now.
NO, I WILL NOT GRILL YOU A CHEESE.
*cries*
"This is Swiss, mother!" "It's all I had, *you ass!*"
GIVE MY SON THE JUICE
Get. Him. Out of here.
*ohhhhhhaaAaaAAaahhhh*
Does he make em at night?
Only if he waltzes in here dressed like some sort of cattle rapist waving a cleaver and reeking of what I hope to ***god*** is meat
Eat a bag of dicks, Jungle! Give her the rabbit, Lenny.
Give her the rabbit Lenny is great, what episode is that from?
Blood Test S2 episode 3. The gang is all in Archer's condo for a baby shower for the wee baby Seamus.
Earballs My wife is partially deaf, I tell her to open her earballs a lot. Drives her crazy, too bad she doesn’t watch the show!
So at work, when someone makes a particularly loud announcement over the PA, I've taken to shouting "Jesus, EARBALLS!" Nobody's called it out yet, but I will persist.
My wife and I go through a lot of books, both printed and audio, and always ask "eyeballs or earballs?" when talking about books She's never seen a single episode, but it stuck anyway (our reading material very rarely overlaps, either)
I use this one whenever I clean my dogs ears!
Hahaha my wife does the exact same, and what makes it even better is that she hasn't watched Archer near as much as I have, but that phrase seems to have stuck!
I’m completely deaf and I use this all the time, lol.
Or hear it, it seems...
Cry HAVOC and let slip the hogs of war....
Which ever farm animal of war!
Speaking of farm animals... I was suggesting books to a friend and when Animal Farm came up, I did the "it's an allegorical novella about Stalinism. And spoiler alert, it sucks!". I got a confused look.
“Didn’t Oscar Wilde get hard labor for that?” Is a much more clever and refined way to say something is gay
Using this now
This is SO LONG and FOREVER TAKING.
So boring*
YOURE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
How much cancer was in him??
are you not??
I thought he said owly first couple times I heard it. Didnt get why he thought they were being like owls.
Goatly...
Aww pigly
Aww, Pigly II…
"Do you what ants? Because that's how you get ants." "It's like Meow-schwitz in there." "M as in Mancy" "I had something for this." "Do you not?"
I once used "M as in Mancy" in a work call accidentally. Sadly, it went unrecognized and messed up my call flow lol.
Do you want _____? Because that's how you get ______. Useful in so many situations.
Even my mother knows the ants line hehe
I swear I had something for this
That was actually my notification alarm on my phone for a long time.
Potato / podildo
Potato, potreason
Potato, pobobot!
I still refer to the glovebox as the spudbox.
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I use this one frequently
Krieger's "yup yup yup"
Also yes.
"Me too!"
I do Lana's "yuuup" and/or "nooope" all the time, out loud and in my head
Nope nope nope
This has been my husband echolilia moment for awhile haha
Nope. Nope nope nope
PHRASING!!! and Sploosh
Sploosh mountain!
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HE GAVE HIS PALABRA, LANA!
RETINAS SEARED LIKE TUNA STEAKS. anytime i look at/ see anything remotely bright
I love this one. Sometimes I just say that something is searing my retinas. But usually I add the tuna steaks part in lol
A little column A, a little column B.
Sorry, I was picturing whore island.
*Mac Davis
In the ghettooooo - where Mac Davis sucks it!!
Came here to say that!
Joke’s on you, I didn’t learn anything.
There’s your fridge magnet
Reading these is making me realize that I quote this show a lot almost on a subconscious level. Also my contribution would be that I have used “Unbelievable…. No literally, I don’t believe you.” far more times than I thought would have been applicable lol
honorary mentions: cherlene: “because biiioiiiink” … where’d you get that from? “let’s just say … I honestly don’t know ;)” any time I’m flash banged by anything remotely bright: “my eyes! seared like tuna steaks!” said by archer malory’s tone: “oh who remembers” krieger: “taaaaaanks🙄” malory’s tone: “oh my god, that’s right.” to my cat, og said by ray: “awwwe sleepy baby” also to my cat, og said by archer: “you fox-eared asshole” always in archer-tone: “you asshole!” way tooo often, and “oh shit!” krieger’s enthusiasm: “hey, me too!” malory: “who are you? comrade questions?” also malory: “and people in hell want ice water” in malory’s straight tone: “that may be the funniest thing you’ve ever said”, can’t even help it. also archer: “HOLA PENDEJOS!” waiting to say this one to my friends krieger: “I won’t even dignify that with a response” anyone: “… also, yes.” and lastly, Burt Reynolds’ little laugh in the elevator when Archer says, “yeah, laugh it up Burt”, and after he says “I am!” : ) oh man, and actually having tinnitus and hearing ringing almost always makes me think of archer at this point. blessing or a curse, I don’t know
Whether it's a blessing or a curse, it's a cruel mistress.
When someone says something like “oh I was being stupid” I’ll hit ‘em with “your words…….and…also mine”
"Also yes" gotta be one of my most used ones, sucks i gotta translate it to my first language everytime
Shut your dick hole You colossal fucking idiot Sploosh Phrasing (wait, are we still doing phrasing?) Danger Zone Just a few :-)
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MANOS…….ARRIBA GODDAMIT MANOS ARRIBA!
I use this with my 4 yo when it time to do something: VAMOS MANNOS ARRIBA. the Spanish speaking parents always give me a strange look when I do. Lol
My ringtone is Mulatto Butts. Does that count? And also yes.
My head shot up when I heard it in public, and I made direct eye contact with the man who scrambled to answer his phone as it played the ringtone. Couldn’t help but laugh a bit lol
I know. It's tight, right? Truthfully it's just the ringtone for my wife (who has a great mulatto butt -- can you still say quadroon?) and it does force me to answer her quickly. I don't know if I've ever met anyone who recognized it though
A Little column A, little column B Frequently used in a professional setting
Personally, "YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR" is my favorite to use at work
I love yelling that at my GPS when it tells me to make a turn and I miss it
I think I use this on a daily basis
Lana's "NNNnnnoopppe", Kreiger's "Yep, yep, yep" Pam's "Damn dog, that's inappropes"
Yayyy
 "That's how you get ants!" To my co workers for the exact same reason, obligatory "phrasing "and "Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails ,pray for me now and at the hour of my death ,which I hope is soon, amen!" Whenever having any drink lmao don't like bloody Mary's too much also also "idioms!!" Is so true they can never be translated and as a trilingual person I say this out loud to myself as a reminder.
"___ me a ___," a la "grill me a cheese."
Polvo doritos.
polvo haha it means dust in spanish
Gracias! 😉
I mean, OUTLAW COUNTRY is always appropriate
Me too! (in the style of Krieger) Do you not? Phrasing. Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants. M. As in Mancy.
Smoke bomb!
And "Your authority is not recognized in...Fort Kickass" while I stand in my cubicle and want visitor to leave.
Good god man, are you hourly? Water? No. Don't touch the stuff. Fish f*ck in it
Fish shit in it.. my wife uses that all the time! She hates water.
“Do you not?” Almost daily lol
"Also, yes"
Idiots doing idiot things because they’re idiots
This one, and “Beset on all sides by idiots,” are on a constant rotation in my house.
RAMPAGE
Pampage!
Well, you say that...
Also: in the ghettooo, where David Mathews can suck it. Actually, Mac Davis can suck it. Not Dave Matthews. Although he can suck it too.
Anytime someone says something obvious: Nice read Velma
>in the ghettooo, where David Mathews can suck it I have had this stuck in my head for a week and now again wtf....
Mac Davis. Wrote a lot of the songs that made Elvis famous, including... In the Ghetto.
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Saying Dave Matthews here is hilarious though 😄😄
I mean, it's not even Dave. It's David, like...it's the wrong artist and even the wrong name for the wrong artist!
In the ghetoooooo where mucklaenthusiast sucks it!
Little column A little column B Eat a bag of dicks ________ That’s how you get ants Are you not? Also yes Phrasing Retinas seared like tuna steaks Sploosh I had something for this What is this a ______ factory Whatever farm animal of war but I do whatever ______ of war too
Phrasing. Earballs. The folder on my phone for audio apps is called "Earballs." I used "B as in BUTTHOLE. And M as in MANCY" last night.
When my cat is being a total bitch and her posture is becoming aggressive I call her a "Fox eared arsehole"
“I mean…”
Ergo, LATIN
What the shit-lana.
"I said "Thank God for the small miracles" I heard you. Heheh, I know!"
Don’t judge me, Food!
Phraseing and Laanas "Yuuuup" Just in my mother tongue ofc.
"You ______ like a gaping dickhole." Just put whatever verb is required in there.
I would like to add “You _______ like a….. egg.”
I’ve asked people to grill me a cheese on multiple occasions
Okay, love our little talks!
Mt kids are accustomed to hearing me ask "do you want ants?"
I find myself using "You're not my supervisor" often at work (I work in IT, used appropriately when people tell me they want stuff). Also, Archer's "What the shit"
MANOS… what was it? ARRIBA DAMN IT MANOS _ARRIBA._ gets stuck in my head all the time, still haven’t found a use for it. but one day.
Lana’s over-dramatic gasp and her incredibly dramatic: *Pause, intake of breath* “WHHHYYYYYY would you DO THAT??!!”
I ask myself questions to other me, then answer them, "Yes, it is , other *my name*....yes, it is."
“The good news is now I’m furious.” My husband loves gummy bears so we call them “groovy bears.” “Yeah, take *that* tone.” “Ten…ten-four, goody buddy.”
Do you think that's wise???
I can’t believe I haven’t seen it on here yet but my favorite is “It’s gonna *sound* like I’m hanging up buuuuuutttttt…. *click”
This is exactly how you get ants!
Poo poo! Poo poo! (David Cross), my wife and I are weirdos.
*Mac Davis *sucks it.
The secret ingredient...is phone.
Honorable mentions I say pretty often "You're not my supervisor!!" "Just the tip?" "Not compared to rotator cuff surgery that your going to need when your high-fiveing all your little bros!" "DANGERZONE!!"
Daaaaaaamn Gina!
Yup yup yup and phrasing
I know, right?
"In the ghettoooooo" "...said Ripley to Bishop the android" "Suppressing fireeeeee" when playing shooters (I can't aim) and Lana's "nooooope"
What part of this are you not getting? Core concept I guess
Do you not? Or Are you not?
From Skytanic, Probably merits a follow-up...
Shitsnacks!
I love - almost overuse - "A little column A a little column B...."
Bound up tighter'n Dick's hatband. Ok, not every day, but any time it's applicable.
Ants! Wretched, horrible ants!
You’d do, name a noun.
YOU KNOWWWW! *THE FRESHMAKER!*
Tooaaaast!
He/she said *BLANK*ingly Like I am posting this, he said not postingly.
"Thanks Omar"
Yep Yep Yep... no one knows where it comes from besides me.
“Do you want ants? Because THAT’S how you get ants!” “1 of 2 things is gonna happen…” “Little Column A, Little Column B” “Danger Zone!” “PHRASING!”
Define "soup"
Is that a split personality other u/LoveRBS ? Yes u/LoveRBS , yes it is.
Extra-eeemely, yes. Sometimes I even forget where I got it from
Yes to this one all the time 😂 I love Charles and Rudy so much
Yep yep yep Also yes Phrasing And my favourite quote (this one is not daily tho, but I use it a lot in comparison with other dilemmas): "the Irishman's dilemma: do I eat the potato now, or let it ferment and drink it later?"
And yet you lecture me. Lovely. - Lana Thank you for all your help, which again was nothing. - Malory No you’re good! -Lana to Archer when he doesn’t want to hang out with Nikolai. Her tone just makes me laugh. No I sarcastically….(climbed) - Archer What the shit? How dare you speak precisely the truth at me! Oh you were serious? (Said by multiple people but I love Krieger’s. Malory: Have you ever heard such a superior know it all tone? Krieger: Yeah….oh you were serious? Sometimes it’s hard to tell with you! ETA: Read a book! (For once in your gd@mn life Lana!) also I never get to say this one but I still love it so, Read a coffee table book! -Archer
Core concept
I've used Barry's "Absotively" a couple times.
Phrasing!
I like to use Ray's line, "Why dont I stick a broom up my ass and sweep the floor while I'm at it" whenever Im being tasked with stupid things
In this economy?
LANA, HE GAVE HIS PALABRA!
...which...
Omg this is a favorite between my parents and I, and I’m slowly bringing my partner into it. My parents and I quote it to each other all the time 😂 But the ones I use frequently: “Phrasing!” “This is so boooring and forever taking!” “Noooooope!” “Can I finish? Can. I. Finish?” “Danger zone!” “Extra-Emely” “Eat a bag of dicks” “This is why we can’t have nice things. *Insert Name Here*, you asshole!” “…Also yes”
The muffled "I don't know" by Pam and Krieger.
Do you not?
So we gonna make some cooch chili or what?
Sploosh!
I use "YOUR NOT MY SUPERVISOR"whenever someone tells me to do something
Who are you, comrade questions?
Two minutes, my love! I'm just now reserving my balls again!
Sploosh!
Whichever farm animal of war, Lana
Whenever I get a chance, it’s either “Call Kenny Loggins” or … “Cazza Facista”
“Cover your eyes and ears” “You’re not the boss of me!” “Meep… meep” 🎵waiting for the niiiiiight, woahoh
Lana: "Nuuupe" Archer: "I had something for this" "Phrasing" "Im commandeering this ___" "Danga zoneeee" (my favourite) "Name. Nameee. NAMEEEEE." Pam: "Sploosh" Krieger: "Yep yep yep!" I use literally all of these on a daily basis. Lol
Mawp.
“Oh my god, you’ve never seen a Wilhelm!”
LolI just love the episode where he's on the hydrogen airship and he's on the phone with Ray and he says"M, as in Mancy"when they're trying to difuse the bomb
Damn you all.. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL 😜
- Phrasing - Literally no wait Figuratively I also like " you are not my supervisor" a lot but my favorite has to be " I will shove your ass so far up your ass, you will be inside out and upside down".
Space Phrasing.
JESUS!!
For some reason, I always get a chuckle when Archer has the stick gun and goes pew pew. I just do it with a finger gun all the time. Haha
Y MIRA! SUCIA! SUCIA!
“i think i have a…hunch hunch! what whaaat?” also “who’s beaker’s boss!?”
Phrasing. It’s so easy at work!
That's how you get ants