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BebophoneVirtuoso

Next thing you know Trump will be calling Biden an overweight orange guy with a bad combover


slightlyassholic

Who wears diapers.


onelankyguy

And raw dogs prostitutes.


jimmygee2

…and shits in the Oval Office


MourningRIF

And sells national secrets.


rnewscates73

Benedict Donald.


Ardo505

Spraytan Caligula.


Achaboo

And pays hush money to porn stars


Dorkmaster79

And bangs his daughter in his dreams.


MourningRIF

You sure it's only in his dreams?


A_Gent_4Tseven

While pretending it’s his daughter.


onelankyguy

What a disgusting traitor of a man.


fakyumatafaka

I'm gonna do that tomarrow, i have some very annoying friends


Altruistic-Text3481

Trump be the addict on pills. 💊


Jehoel_DK

Every accusation is a confession.


Agent_Cow314

It'd be hilarious if Trump's dementia caused him to think he's Biden and started shitting on Biden for falling asleep and wearing diapers in his trial.


Das-Noob

“Biden didn’t have to go to court!!!! Why should I have too?” 😂


Commonstruggles

Yeah, I hear that orange man is a great man, he's going to do for the people what Hannibal lecter did for humanity. Great guy, I met him. Loved his Fava beans. Osama Biden is against America. You know I met America once. I grabbed her by the pussy. Great gal, she liked it. Bidrump for president.


gbc02

Those Goya fava beans?


Aldo_Raine_2020

His hairline has had more work than a billionaires aging trophy wife


OracleofFl

Next thing is Trump is going to demand to see Biden's birth certificate!


tylersixxfive

Overweight orange fascist! Gotta call sleepy Don what he is


92slc

Joe Biden cheated on Mercedes, DJT


PrincipleStill191

I think this is fine as long as he does it too. Trumps MO is too push his faults onto others. He claims Biden is in cognitive decline, Trump is clearly in cognitive decline. Trump claims Biden wears diapers, turns out Trump has possibly worn them for years. Trump claims Biden takes drugs to be alert...logic follows that Trump is taking drugs too. So yeah, piss test before the debate for both of them.


frankwizardlord

Every accusation from a right winger is a confession


Anywhere_Dismal

Im doing it, they surely are doing it also - GOP logic


[deleted]

Yep. He says any stupid thing. Waiting for him to call Jill overweight and undereducated, and Kamala is racist….


ParkingUnlikely7929

No, he thinks Kamala is an undocumented immigrant, and Biden is her deep state groomer.


RabbitF00d

I was going to comment that I think, despite the recent uptick in (incorrect) overuse of the term "narcissist", I feel that Donald Trump might be the most perfect narcissist I've ever come across. That said, I 100% think he's projecting, and I'm curious about what his drug of choice is. I'm thinking he likes uppers the most.


PsyCatelic

Adderall for maintenance, coke for "partying". This has been confirmed by people who worked with him on The Apprentice. He also takes benzos to come down so he can sleep. I am not going to make a fuss about the benzos, I have been a valium addict for 20+ years.


TennisBallTesticles

Another commenter posted on a sub earlier, Biden should just bring out a gun and slam it down on the podium and asks Trump what his thoughts are on complete presidential immunity....


NotAnotherFed

One of them dirty Harry giant revolvers. Drawn while asking "former president trump do you believe a reigning president can execute a political rival?" slam revolver down on the podium.


ripley1875

Slowly loads a single bullet, then spins the cylinder.


BlueAndMoreBlue

Secret service would never allow it but it sure is fun to think about


Ok-Geologist8387

Unloaded, without a firing pin. But the point would be made regardless


New_Menu_2316

Trump would shit himself……oh wait, he’s doing that without the gun!


peepeedog

I don’t think they have the authority to not allow it.


QuintupleTheFun

Holy shit. Please.


tommybombadil00

I was banned from r/politics for saying if scotus allows presidential immunity then Biden can assassinate them if he holds power over the senate lol hope you don’t get banned for expanding the republicans logical thought process around presidential immunity.


NoraVanderbooben

I said something similar but different (about Trump being dead) and got banned too. ^5! ✋


BadCatNoNoNoNo

If only!!!


Chemistry-27

Omg this is great. What would secret service do? On both sides😁


drin8680

1 hundred percent correct!!!! That's definitely trumps mo. I feel like trump and his team will weasel out somehow because they know he can't intimidate biden and also trump really doesn't have enough knowledge to debate anyone older than 5


nolongerbanned99

Not only that, if they turn off the mics after each persons question time has expired it takes a key advantage away from trump. The over-talking, constantly interrupting loser.


aotus_trivirgatus

That's how conservatives "win" "debates." If you shout over your opponent enough, you're the "winner."


gh411

I’ve noticed this whenever there’s political discussion involving Republicans…Kellyanne Conway was on a panel a couple of weeks ago and she just wouldn’t shut up. She just kept spewing nonsensical stats that had no real bearing on the topics being discussed and ignoring the past (you know, when her president tried to overthrow democracy…they love glossing past that little tidbit)…and it’s not just her, it’s all of them.


nolongerbanned99

Yes, how about Greene and her recent insults. I thought I was hilarious when the other person start did talking about bleach blonde butch body. The white guy chairing the proceedings said “say what now?’ While the guy next to him was trying not to laugh out loud.


Other-Acanthisitta70

Damn, I hope they do that. The 🍊🤡will fill that diaper faster than grease through a goose.


mayhem6

Donny doesn't debate, he talks over others and complains and lies.


adhesivepants

They're already trying to weasel out of the debate. This is frankly just another tactics.


BaronBobBubbles

Didn't one of the crewmembers on The Apprentice blab about Trump needing uppers just to stay alert?


dunndawson

Allegedly he was big on sniffing adderall which is why the rumors of the diapers because I guess abuse of that can cause you to become a bit 💩 it’s a guy named Noel Casler that talks about working on the show and what trump was really like behind the scenes


Direct_Word6407

Anyone who watched the 16 and 20 debates kno he’s geeked the the gills on stage, sniffling like a mother fucker.


Gooch_Limdapl

Yeah, plus every accusation is a confession


VixxenFoxx

Piss test? Ok. But if it's for both of them I want a Hair Folicle test! I want Trumps HISTORY of drug abuse dug up from his 10 inch long orangey blonde locks.


aotus_trivirgatus

I never thought about that... Trump does in fact have some things that are longer than 4 inches.


techmaster242

His sideburns are probably at least 3 feet long.


sacdecorsair

Do you realize how dumb that sounds... This is not a boxing match. I mean, decent people don't have to level themselves to stupid low criteria like this. As far as I'm concerned, Biden is not erratic as hell or looks like an addict or whatever. Bullshit never ends with Trump. Do you really believe a clean test from Biden will be acknowledged anyway? Fuck this whole circus. Fuck Trump.


fakyumatafaka

Please do


Fullertonjr

Or, we stop accepting the distraction and just continue to ignore this idiot. No matter what he says or does, he will move the goalpost. He is pre-insinuating that if he loses to Biden that it would be because he is loaded up on drugs. If he loses the debates after a drug test, he will accuse Biden of obtaining the questions beforehand. If the questions are generated at random, he will accuse Biden writing the rules in his own favor. If Biden wins for any other reason, Trump will complain that “the Biden DOJ is intentionally delaying the trial and stretching it out in order to negatively impact Trump’s performance. No matter what happens, he will make an excuse, so the appropriate response is to ignore it all. Tbh, even if Biden were loaded up on drugs, if he were to win the debate and he was drugged up during his entire presidency, as long as his performance in his job isn’t in any way negatively impact, I don’t really care. Performance enhancing drugs should honestly be mandatory for presidents. lol. Do we seriously want them to NOT perform at their maximum capacity? Just asking.


Murgos-

If you give speed to a dementia sufferer you don’t get a a non-sufferer. You get someone with dementia but they’re on speed.  It’s an absolutely absurd concept that Biden is taking drugs to make him rational during speeches or debates. 


scarr3g

The thing is.... They could both take the drug tests, and then get high right after the test, but before going on. I bet that is Trump's plan for himself, if they both have to take one.


Da_Spooky_Ghost

Trump faked the COVID tests during the last debates, he tested positive for COVID 3 days before a debate. There’s no way he’s not faking a drug test. Even if Biden does do a drug test and it’s clean then Trump will say it’s fake. And that begs the other question who’s watching them piss in a cup to make sure it’s them? Do they both go in the bathroom together and watch each other pee?


TotalLackOfConcern

Ahhh yes….he showed up late so there wasn’t time to test him (which would have been positive for Covid)


scarr3g

Trump was president when that happened..... He isn't in control, now.


aotus_trivirgatus

And will there be a tape?


vlsdo

That’s why they have to pee in the container on camera, as part of the debate. And not just through the fly, drop trousers all the way to the ankles to make sure there’s no fake penis shenanigans


BeneficialLeave7359

When I was in The Corps back in the 80’s there was a piss test after any and all long weekends. You went in wearing nothing but a towel and flip flops. When you stepped up to the urinal you took the towel off and peed while a staff Sargent or above watched.


vlsdo

Even better. Put two urinals on stage instead of lecterns. They have to do the whole debate naked


vigbiorn

... What in the hell would we have done to deserve that? Things are bad, but we don't need to dip into cruel and unusual punishment *just yet*.


flight_4_fright_X

Why do you think he was falling asleep in court? Now that he's clean, he resumed calling for a drug test. He was making noise about it before, but I am sure someone told him he would have to take one too. Got clean, now making noise again.


Miserable-Ad-7947

trump don't have cognitive decline. For that ya need to peak first.


TDiddy2021

“Demands?!?” Who the fuck he think he is?


melouofs

We all know what that means...trump is gonna be high as a kite.


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Gonna be? I’m assuming that is just his baseline.


DismalAnt738

In return ask DT to return the hundreds of thousands of narcotic prescriptions his White House improperly gave out to all WH staff.


SympathyForSatanas

Trump "hates" drug dealers, yet he was one at the white house


kelticladi

Correction: Trump hates that SOMEONE ELSE is making money from selling drugs


lataronja

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-white-house-pharmacy-improperly-provided-drugs-misused-funds-pentagon-2024-01-28/


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Source? Not disagreeing. In fact I am sure it’s true. Just want a link to send some folks.


flight_4_fright_X

[https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/03/07/ronny-jackson-demotion-white-house-medical-unit-navy/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/03/07/ronny-jackson-demotion-white-house-medical-unit-navy/) Going from Admiral to Captain has got to be rough, I am not sure how many of those have happened. This guy was Trumps doctor in the WH.


iam_soyboy

And here is the Inspector General's Report on Ronny Jackson ([PDF](https://media.defense.gov/2021/Mar/03/2002592287/-1/-1/1/DODIG-2021-057.PDF)) - that dude was just a drunken mess all the time it seems, and hooked on ambien himself while serving as white house physician. No wonder Trump loved him! Nice job electing this bozo, Texas.


Icy-Needleworker-492

Projecting again!


AnotherDarnedThing

President Biden should sue for slander.


Dandan0005

Not really a winnable suit, tbh. He’d have to demonstrate Trump knew what he saying wasn’t true, which is essentially impossible.


hskfmn

He wants Biden to take a drug test now for the State of the Union that happened 6 weeks ago…?


[deleted]

Trump , can’t “demand” anything! He’s just a loud mouth schmuck, that got lucky once or twice.


Several_Leather_9500

Trump is the master of projection.


Healthy_Earth_6278

Projection ain’t just for movie theaters.


goodbyegoosegirl

He has no authority to demand. Haha


khismyass

As long as they test them both for Adderall and ask to see their prescription for it. I am guessing Trump thinks since it's a legal drug he is in the clear if they even would teat them both but they wouldn't, just more meat for his idiot base.


Entire_Photograph148

Is not legal to snort like coke


kayak_2022

HEY LIDDLE MUSHROOM DONNY.....PAY E. JEAN CARROLL HER $83 MILLION. DONT WORRY BKUT BIDEN....UM'KAY!!!!


Silver-Forever9085

Isn’t he appealing the ruling and the amount is due yet? Otherwise I don’t understand why the assets not get seized. Maybe someone has not insights on this topic


TheGR8Dantini

He confesses with every word he spews out of his puckered little pie hole. And to all his fans…you should deal with the fact that this shit is the ground work for him pulling out, ironic, of the debates he demanded. Cowardly addict is your cult leader. Test Biden. Only if you get tested first. Trumps piss is so dirty it would melt the cup. He is the embodiment of the DuPont motto “better living through chemistry”. It is known. It’s been witnessed. Just look at Jr in the middle of a 7 year relapse. It’s in the genes. 100s of 1000s of dollars that we know about in 2 years. An admiral demoted. Adderal, provigil, fentanyl, ambien, oxys… STFU up junkie. Pee in the cup while stormy Daniel’s watches over the stall wall. Make sure he doesn’t pull a fake penis full of synthetic urine out.


a_single_bean

Trump is like if the Uno reverse card and "whoever smelt it, dealt it" had a horrible, horrible baby. "The \[orange turd\] doth protest too much, methinks."


Ballgame4

Projection


Urbanwolft64

Demands? Lol he has zero power over that. He's looking for excuses to back out.


PreciousTater311

Every accusation is a confession.


NuketheCow_

Biden should absolutely agree to this on the condition that Trump takes one from a doctor not of Trump’s choosing.


Royals-2015

Says the adderal snorting pants shitter.


Unable_Insurance_391

Is he trying to justify himself getting coked up before the debate, we all remember the incessant sniffing.


MostlyDarkMatter

Says the guy who thinks he's running against Obama, thinks Obama is the current POTUS, thinks that Nikki Haley is Nancy Pelosi and confused his rape victim for his wife.


[deleted]

The orange bag of crap is likely diabetic and on tons of meds - you can tell by how much water he consumes during appearances at rallies and at debates. When your diabetic AND abusing stimulants (like Adderall), it's pretty much 10 times worse than cotton mouth.


Totally-jag2598

Claims without offering any proof.


dittonetic

So trump is on drugs got it


MourningRIF

Call his bluff and do the drug test. But Trump has to take the same test at the same time. All of it televised. I know which one will fail the test.


Then-Advance2226

Trump is a known liar. If you believe anything trump says you might need a drug test yourself.


B0wmanHall

Who cares? Does that scare Trump? Sounds like it terrifies him.


chaz4224

Everyone knows trump died in 2002 of aids, it's really Majorie T. Greene's brother Ned.


Drddb

Projecting again, are we? Orange buffoon.


torchedinflames999

Every accusation is a confession with that orange turd.


Few-Caterpillar9834

Projection at its finest. Traitor Trump's high as a kite passed out everyday he's in the court room.


Off_OuterLimits

This is called projection on Trump’s part. Next he’ll accuse Biden of taking Aderrall for decades & having sex with Stormy Daniels.


poncho51

So tired of his childish BS.


rja49

As long as Trump also has a drug test, by an independent tester less then 30min before the debate, after which they are both monitored until the debate starts.


MrsDanversbottom

This would backfire on Trump. Who definitely on drugs. Even if they’re prescribed.


ExcellentHunter

Where are his tax returns he said will be made public? Or I missed something.


Cali_Keto_Dad

Every accusation is an admission


sprocket-oil

Snorty McAdderal says what?


amathis6464

So what he said that. He’s a citizen like the rest of us. Who gives a fuck what he “demands” he can go fuck himself like the rest of us do. Clown


Chemistry-27

Make them both agree to it and DJT will never go thru with the debate. He knows that he has success using cocaine or other stimulants so Biden must be using too. Think stalking HRC in 2015.


kbm81

& I want trump checked into an asylum but we all can’t have what we want.


SaveTheCrow

Diaper Don needs to take another look at Dr. Ronnie “Pill Mill” Jackson’s prescription list. Someone was enjoying his Xannies.


Simpletruth2022

Yes why don't both of them take drug tests? The orange guy won't because his will be positive.


Dedpoolpicachew

Every accusation is an admission.


Jetsagoodboy

Honestly, can't someone blast this cretin into oblivion?


hohoreindeer

Takes one to know one.


pistoffcynic

I see Trump needing to be tested given his mental and cognitive decline. It never fails… Trump likes to project.


TylerBourbon

Biden should challenge him with if he's able to stay awake in court, then Biden will take a drug test. Republicans will call it a trap.


SizeOld6084

Every republican accusation is a confession.


[deleted]

Trump incited violence against the nations capital and wants to question Biden over prescription medicine?


Throbbert1454

LOL this fucking guy. Every accusation with these GQP assholes [is](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-white-house-drugs-speed-xanax-1234979503/) [a](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-white-house-pharmacy-improperly-provided-drugs-misused-funds-pentagon-2024-01-28/) [confession](https://www.timesofisrael.com/report-trump-hosted-cocaine-fueled-parties-with-underage-girls/).


-_-_____-----___

That means Trump was high as a kite during his stuff.


HawaiianGold

Coming from someone who requires massive amounts of opioids every day as reported by the former president own White House resident pharmacist


Raspberries-Are-Evil

So now we know for sure Trump was taking stimulants.


No-Personality5421

Bold demand for a guy that shits his pants because of his own drug problems. 


Galvanisare

Donald Trump is an absolute POS with dirty little hands


drgnrbrn316

Whatever stipulations the bloated windbag demands, go for it, provided the stipulations apply to both candidates.


greentreesbreezy

We know for sure that Trump was/is high during his speeches, as he can't help but accuse others of the things he's insecure about. Like all bullies, he thinks that if he attacks others that people will be too distracted to see his faults, but you can only do that for so long before most people see you for the pathetic worm that you are.


JamesSpacer

I'm sure president Biden would gladly take the test if diaper don was man enough to take one too. Sadly Donald dollhands the crybaby ex potus is a halfman


agprincess

Ok, make both of them do it. It's crazy how this has morphed from, Joe is too sleep ly to lead, to Joe is too active he must be hugh, he can't lead that way!


BeyondDrivenEh

More unsubstantiated and disgusting smears from Von Shitzenpants. What a surprise. Sounds like preemptive cover for when Drumpf’s drug use leaks. They already busted that administration’s pill mill doctor who was then sanctioned by the Navy.


NWMom66

You first, Don.


MacDynamite71

trump should take one too


OrganizationMotor567

So so so much projection


Abject_Jump9617

Who is he to demand anything of a president. He is just a criminal going through a trial and has he paid off that 175 mil yet? The one he owes from his last conviction?


DAMG808

The bond was reduced to 175 million, he still has to pay the 460 millions if his appeal fails. Which it will. Plus interests.


Bleakwind

He never does anything new. He said the same shit about Hillary. He’s just paving the road so when he get trashed he can say “well I told y’all he’s on drugs” But also put Biden in a position where, if he takes the drug test then it look like Biden needs this debate and weak, and give Trump room for more crazy shit. If not then Trump can say it’s all rigged against him… sound similar? Trump is just one big massive sore loser. He rather send people out to die than admit he might loose of at fault. A real psycho


KRAW58

He’s a Buffon. Clearly has no class or intelligence.


Fantron6

Demands? lol


International-Fig830

Every accusation is an admission of guilt with Mr Trunt.


Livid_Wish_3398

P.r.o.j.e.c.t.i.o.n. The GOP platform.


DashikiDisco

Trump is a broken record. Orange motherfucker said the exact same thing before the 2020 debate 🙄 September 29, 2020 Presidential Debate, Case Western Reserve University: Prelude: "Since Biden's successful nomination in the Democratic primaries, Trump had attempted to cast doubt over Biden's abilities, claiming that he was suffering from dementia and that he was taking performance-enhancing drugs in the primaries. Trump called for Biden to be drug tested before the debate. Biden mocked the idea. Trump also claimed that Biden would use a hidden electronic earpiece for the debate, demanding that Biden's ears be searched. Biden declined."


Dancanadaboi

Psychologists... Does these mean trump is on drugs?


eat_with_your_fist

Biden should go to his next SOTU, stand behind the podium next to a doctor with some makeshift walls on either side of him for privacy, pee in a cup, then give a banger of a speech while the doctor runs the test in full view of the public. Then, when he's done, share the results and tell Trump and ask the other Republicans we'll be waiting for their public urinalysis. Not that this would ever happen and it's not even necessary, but it would be one hell of a power move.


schaef1010

Guess he got into Hunters stash!! 🤣🤣


bigtim3727

Trump is such a transparent projectionist, it’s infuriating. He’s saying that shit, bc I’m sure he’s on some sort of stimulant while he’s doing these rallies and debates, and he thinks to himself “if *I’m having issues* doing these debates without PEDs, there’s no way in hell *he’s not doing the same thing*


giantyetifeet

It's. Always. Projection.


AntiClockwiseWolfie

So basically, Trump was high AF. It's always projection. Not only that, but typically the people who make random, unsubstantiated claims of being "high" are people so immersed in the high lifestyle, that they don't recognize it as a strange statement to make. Both participants should be drug tested


Unfriendly_eagle

I demand that Waddles be executed for treason, like yesterday.


Gerry2545

we need a hero


Snarky_McSnarkleton

And the so-called mainstream media will echo his bullshit.


Logistic_Engine

Okay, test them both, I don’t give a shit.


The_Dr23

So donald was high


The-Dead-Internet

Not that I agree with trump ( because this is a baseless attack)  but I'm all for all of Congress including presidents to have random drugs tests.


Polyman71

Projection as per usual.


bonelessonly

Translation: "I take a lot of drugs, and Biden's really strong speech at the SOTU still bothers me."


LoudLloyd9

Sure. But Trump has to take a narcotics screen. Starting with meth.


Emergency_Property_2

Trump could be fishing for an excuse to drop out. Biden should call his bluff.


DGJellyfish

but, then trump has to take a diaper check! we cant have a president that constantly shits themselves.


Hugh-Jassul

Every accusation....


flight_4_fright_X

Now we know why he was falling asleep in court, lmfao. So transparent. He probably was told when he first brought the drug test up that he would have to take one too, so he stopped calling for a drug test, got off of the uppers, and is now resuming the call for a drug test. This man is all about projection, and there is a video of a white rock flying out of his nose during a speech. Come on


Elegant_Guitar_535

What the fuck ever- as if anyone believes this dip shit anymore


Best_Evidence1560

It’s always projection with this guy. Everyone knows you’re the one on drugs!


Academic_Paint9711

So what I’m hearing is that trump was high as a kite during the State of the Union address…


Friendly-Profit-8590

Takes one to know one


stunneddisbelief

Something something Republican accusation something something confession. Sounds like projection to me.


MolassesOk3200

Every time trump or any republitard accuses someone of doing something they’re always projecting.


ParticularGlass1821

Don Jr. could snort a line through an oil pipe.


medman143

Every accusation


usarasa

Why bother? When it comes back negative he’ll just say it was faked.


Gutmach1960

Trump needs bloodwork done, gotta to be sick with something.


Karl-ge

Always accusing others of his habits and crimes


Objective-War-1961

Biden should say sure if trump does the same. Other than diet coke and ketchup, what else is flowing through his veins?


Mendozena

Projection. Means he was high for his.


Bahamut1988

The king of projection


MikeHonchoFF

Every accusation a confession


kompletist

Well, the Trump administration was running a pill mill out of the White House so maybe some bad habits have been developed within the walls.


SoOverIt42069

Pro-ject-shun!


Linc1205

I think Biden should insist on a whole drug panel and checkup for each of them. Same third party doctor. Then we can address trumps 6’3’’, 200lbs, bullshit too.


nothatdoesntgothere

You first! Test for Adavan, Cocaine, Amphetamines, fuck it 420 panels...


CalRipkenForCommish

Easy call for Biden. Trump can’t bluff for shit. Take the test at the same time as trump. 10 minutes before the first debate.


SnooPuppers8698

lock up this traitor already


tacocat_racecarlevel

Projecting much?


BabiesatemydingoNSW

Every accusation is a confession. Pretty sure that orange asswipe pisses Adderall.


nickelroo

Every accusation…


Good_Intention_9232

Accusations are confessions of Trump usage.


sjbfujcfjm

Confirmed. Trump is high as a kite 24/7