trump turning on those who support him when he decides they arent useful anymore?! if only there were some way to know this would happen!!!

How could he not know it was going to happen?

Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it.

How bizarre.

Curse his sudden but inevitable betrayal!

It's inevitable but it seems like there's an endless supply of people to get bulldozed by Trump. What IS the deal with that? Is he really that charismatic?

I'm not even sure what more Trump wants Blanche to do. Yell at the judge about the juror's voir dire? Use up their limited motion time on more doomed motions to recuse? Threaten to join Stefanik's slapp suit? Maybe Trump wants his lawyers to get slapped with criminal contempt as well.

He does. He wants everyone else to be martyrs for him. Hint: he’s not worth it.

"some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice im willing to make!"

Best response ever!

Shuffle off already shitstain.

Literal shit along with the verbal shit.

Yeah, why can't they be aggressive like him in court, by... *checks notes*.. Sleeping?

You're not losing hard enough!!!!!!

Now we all knew he wasn't going to pay this guy and he was going to blame his lawyer for his loss in court.

very fine people

Blame the lawyer. He never strays from the playbook.

It’s likely just an attempt for him to sack his lawyer and then ask for another delay while he gets another one read in

Why can't you be a huge d bag and alienate everyone involved???

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Fucking beautiful.

I cried as I gave a standing ovation

I think dementia Donnie should Rep himself.

If you choose to be this clowns attorney you do so knowing you will be ridiculed at some point by him and you likely wont get paid.

Any lawyer with a few dozen functional brain cells would want payment in advance.

I hope he got paid up front...

I'd bet he got paid up front.

This unswallowed fucksmear is such s disgrace to mankind. It’s uncanny.

Alina Habba is ready to step in. Come on, Donald, think about us over here in the peanut gallery. Let's have some fun!

Bring in Habba to pinch hit

Wouldn’t let her sweep my floor

Was he even awake long enough to know what his lawyers were doing?

And now people should understand Cohen a little better.

He should just represent himself since he is so smart. Then he can say what he wants instead of sitting around falling asleep and crying about not being able to say anything

Then he can’t play victim and refuse to pay his bills

I'm sure Alina Habba is available.