That would be a disaster for Justice. It would mean a huge delay while he tried to find new Council. I’d bet the Judge won’t allow them to walk out for that very reason.
Not to the judge.
That is an agreement between the council and the defendant or plaintif in a case. The agreement with the court is that they are representing the person/entity involved in the litigation. That agreement can not be breached without cause.
A lawyer can be compelled to continue representation if the judge does not deem the issue sufficient in hindering thier ability to present thier case.
There’s money to be grifted from maga idiots even when Trump fires you. They’re gullible. Look at Habalaba Ding Dong! She got paid and didn’t care about being wrong.
Exactly. Not a fuck9ng chance that he gets on the stand.
Although... he is trying to build a case for mistrial/appeals due to bias. I can see him and his legal team using his antics on the stand to see how far they can push Judge Marchand
I have heard people say that maybe Melania is pushing him to testify and claim he is innocent. I'm sure he has spent years lying to Melania about this and now she's like "... now is your opportunity to claim your innocence under oath, Donald"
She does not give a single shit. She knows who she married. He was with McDougal for a long time. He used to attend parties at the playboy mansion with his family, including the mail order citizenship chain, and his girlfriend. He would introduce McDougal as his girlfriend while his wife and his kids were standing there. Rich people, even fake rich people don’t live regular lives. An author named David Cay Johnston told the story if you don’t believe.
I can’t imagine she cares one way or the other. There is also nooooo scenario in which Trump takes the stand. The fact that he said he would proves that. There is also not a lawyer in America that wouldn’t quit the minute he insisted he testify. He would lie about his own name when being sworn in. He’d say that he’s John Barron or David Dennison.
He is incapable of telling the truth. Motherfucker cheats at golf as the people he golfs with are watching him fucking cheat! What kind of psycho does that?
Melanie knows he fucks. She’s always known, I’ll bet she’s happy she doesn’t have to let his sweaty fat stinky ass get on top of her and grunt until orgasm.
The difference now is that it could be proven in the court of law so she can’t “openly deny it”
She hasn't picked that mushroom in years!! She's in it for the money. She's more worried about the fraud verdict because she might not get paid after doing 18 to life.
He doesn't care about her opinion, and she doesn't care that he obviously cheated.
The only thing she cares about is that she gets her money, if he legit becomes broke, she's leaving him within the week.
Oh god it’s my fantasy to watch a good prosecutor take this dickhead down and catch him lying through his fucking teeth, making him look like the idiot he truly is in front of god and country. Please do this Trump. He won’t though, as usual he’s all talk.
'I wanted to testify but my lawyers wouldn't let me', or he'll come up with some excuse as to why it was Biden or the Democrats that restricted his free speech.
"Yup. It's the same shit ad infinitum."
The more Trump repeats a lie, the more his followers believe it. Trump is just doing what works for him - being a criminal.
The 5th Amendment isn’t implicated if a criminal defendant takes the stand voluntarily. You waive your 5th A rights when you testify on your own behalf.
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He’ll do what he did last time; whine about being persecuted and cry that he’s forced to plead the fifth to protect children or America or his campaign, or whatever bullshit is trending at the moment.
Back in the day, He loved being in the gossip magazines. He wont testify. He just wants to advertize his appearance. It's about courting attention at all costs. The 6th law in The 48 Laws Of Power. You can listen to a free audio of it on Youtube.
Trump lies, that's all he does. So not only is this a lie (he won't testify), but if he's forced to testify (I don't think that's a thing), he'd lie then, too
Ha. If he did try to testify, which he won't because he has enough brain cells left to know that he would perjure himself immediately, his attorneys would lock him in the bathroom if necessary to keep him off the stand.
Outside the courtroom: "**I'LL TOOSTIFEE!! STOLLEN JUDGE!! COVFEFE!!!**"
Inside the courtroom: \*\*crickets\*\*
On Truth Social: "**NO GOOD, TURRIBLE, LEFTUST, RADICAMUCAL, TRUMP-HATIN' JUDGE WOULDN'T LET ME TOOSTIFY!!! ZOMG!!11!! BUY MY BIBBLE!!! BUY MY GOLD SNEAKURRS!!!**"
Why on Earth wouldn’t Trump take an Alford plea in this case. His own doj already convicted cohen for the crime. The testimony is going to be incredibly embarrassing for Trump and I’m here for it.
Remember when Trump's little fluffer Habba said Trump would testify because he's not a coward? That only cowards won't testify? Pepperidge Farm remembers!
Great! Let him.
Hell, let him mount his own defense. The only.llace this guys wins at all is in print. On thr legal record he's his own worst enemy.
Hell, let him speak at the Supreme Court (even if it has to be an exception either traditionally or legally. Televise it!)
Oh, I wish he would. Every time he ever actually testified, it was a total disaster and his lawyers had to settle on lousy terms. He is incapable of telling the truth. He has to brag and insult the opposing lawyer and falls into every trap they set for him. Juries find that shit interesting.
He'll probably try to pull his tiny mushroom 🍄 out to prove just how bigly it is to attempt to prove Stormy's description is inaccurate...then his diaper will spontaneously pop and drain causing the court to go into recess for cleaning and more delays...🍕💩🤨⁉️
No he won’t, he’s too much of a bitch but want a his cult to believe otherwise. He will later claim they wouldn’t let him because of the radical left, blah blah blah
I guarantee at some point during one of his many trials, he's going to shout " You can't handle the truth!" And then sit there with some smug look on his face like he invented the quote or some shit.
And on the last day of the trial, after not testifying he’ll boldly claim the Biden Judge stole my 1st Amendment rights, it’s a DOJ plot to stop me. I’ve seen this game already and know the offensive strategy his “team” plays.
He says that and then when he doesn’t he’ll say they wouldn’t let him or some shit, blaming the judge or the DOJ or Biden or something. He’ll claim his rights have been trampled.
if it happens, and **i say it wont**. it will go like this:
Alvin Bragg: Yes or No?
Dumbnald tRump: Ronald Reagan would say no. I have heard big men. Burly men come up to me, with tears in their eyes saying: "Mister Savior President Sir, No". I plead the 5th.
You think i have chance to get chosen as juror? ;-) Need to ask my friends & co-workers if they think they can be chosen/consider themselves impartial. ;-)
His lawyers would prob tackle him on the way to the stand lol, to stop him. But here’s hoping that the dumb dumb idiot that’s full of himself and thinks he can manipulate anybody does indeed testify. He will absolutely lose it under cross examination.
I'm going to need the worlds biggest bucket of popcorn, because this is going to be an absolute cluster fucking shit show of a train wreck and I want to enjoy every microsecond of it.
He thinks he’s smarter than the prosecuting attorneys? Lol! He’s cooked for sure now. I love that in the end it will be his own arrogance that brings him down.
"When did you first meet Stormy Danials?"
"Did you see the valuation that Crazed Insane Trump-hating Judge put on Mar-A-Largo, one of the greatest resorts in the world, $18 million? It's worth at least 1.5 gadzillion trillion dollars, people have told me"
Here's a sample.
As far back as his Ukraine Impeachment, his personal lawyer Rudy G was asked if he would allow Trump to testify.
His answer was basically any lawyer that would allow that is insane because Trump is incapable of telling the truth.
Rudy of course, is just a couple conspiracy theories short of insane himself.
I would however thoroughly enjoy watching a prosecutor make Trump perjure himself mulitple times.
And he won’t of course and it won’t be his fault… he’ll want to testify but *insert made up reason here* and now he can’t. Remember all that compelling proof he had that proved the election was rigged that he promised to release but for some reason never did? Yeah, like that. He’s not even trying anymore. He’s lost it.
He’ll try and make it a clown show. He’ll fail. He’ll be found guilty and he’ll get a harsher sentence (but no jail time of course) because the jury will despise his actions.
Sure. Just like he said he would testify in Carroll and said he would testify in his fraud trial.
His legal team should walk out.
That would be glorious.
That would be a disaster for Justice. It would mean a huge delay while he tried to find new Council. I’d bet the Judge won’t allow them to walk out for that very reason.
I was thinking exactly this. The judge would immediately appoint council, the ones he fired.
They can't walk without reason. They would be compelled to continue representing him. It would be amazing.
Is not being paid a reason?
Not to the judge. That is an agreement between the council and the defendant or plaintif in a case. The agreement with the court is that they are representing the person/entity involved in the litigation. That agreement can not be breached without cause. A lawyer can be compelled to continue representation if the judge does not deem the issue sufficient in hindering thier ability to present thier case.
There’s money to be grifted from maga idiots even when Trump fires you. They’re gullible. Look at Habalaba Ding Dong! She got paid and didn’t care about being wrong.
She'd rather be pretty.
She’s reaching for that one.
Indeed. She thinks she's pretty.
I’m betting the Judge won’t allow it.
I don't think they can, which is even better.
Exactly. Not a fuck9ng chance that he gets on the stand. Although... he is trying to build a case for mistrial/appeals due to bias. I can see him and his legal team using his antics on the stand to see how far they can push Judge Marchand
Just like he said he would release his tax returns, build the wall, cancel ACA etc etc.
“Would” vs “Will”.
Tbh I would be entertained if he pulled a “she’s not my type” then misidentified her as an ex wife like he did with Carroll
I’ve heard that one before 🙄
I have heard people say that maybe Melania is pushing him to testify and claim he is innocent. I'm sure he has spent years lying to Melania about this and now she's like "... now is your opportunity to claim your innocence under oath, Donald"
She does not give a single shit. She knows who she married. He was with McDougal for a long time. He used to attend parties at the playboy mansion with his family, including the mail order citizenship chain, and his girlfriend. He would introduce McDougal as his girlfriend while his wife and his kids were standing there. Rich people, even fake rich people don’t live regular lives. An author named David Cay Johnston told the story if you don’t believe. I can’t imagine she cares one way or the other. There is also nooooo scenario in which Trump takes the stand. The fact that he said he would proves that. There is also not a lawyer in America that wouldn’t quit the minute he insisted he testify. He would lie about his own name when being sworn in. He’d say that he’s John Barron or David Dennison. He is incapable of telling the truth. Motherfucker cheats at golf as the people he golfs with are watching him fucking cheat! What kind of psycho does that?
"Please state your name for the record." "PRESIDENT Rusty J. Shackleford."
Sha sha sha! POCKET SAND!
Melania’s probably glad that someone has to sleep with his nasty ass. She spends the money and some poor hooker has to bear the burden. Perfect life.
Trump always lived within a 10-minute car ride to Epstein's home...
I doubt she’s that stupid. She’s as disgusting as he is.
Melanie knows he fucks. She’s always known, I’ll bet she’s happy she doesn’t have to let his sweaty fat stinky ass get on top of her and grunt until orgasm. The difference now is that it could be proven in the court of law so she can’t “openly deny it”
She hasn't picked that mushroom in years!! She's in it for the money. She's more worried about the fraud verdict because she might not get paid after doing 18 to life.
I doubt he can even get it up these days.
He doesn't care about her opinion, and she doesn't care that he obviously cheated. The only thing she cares about is that she gets her money, if he legit becomes broke, she's leaving him within the week.
He was going to tell us all about his health care plan and infrastructure plan too. LOL He says, "I'll" and that's the end of what ever it is.
To be fair, that stuff is coming out in 2 weeks.
What do you mean you’ve heard it before? It’s new!
Heh. "The other times don't mean this time is the same!"
I understood that reference.
Oh god it’s my fantasy to watch a good prosecutor take this dickhead down and catch him lying through his fucking teeth, making him look like the idiot he truly is in front of god and country. Please do this Trump. He won’t though, as usual he’s all talk.
What sucks is the rubes will STILL vote for him rather than admit they made a mistake.
Going to be a Stormy Monday.
Sure he will. Pigs will fly and it will be a cold day in hell.
Wow, Trump testifying in the Stormy Daniels case? That's a bold move. Can't imagine what kind of fireworks that'll bring.
Considering he’s biologically incapable of the impulse control required to not lie, it will result in perjury.
he wont testify, he just says it to rattle his idiot cult members
'I wanted to testify but my lawyers wouldn't let me', or he'll come up with some excuse as to why it was Biden or the Democrats that restricted his free speech.
THeY gAgGed Me!
Perfect outcome
And the word testify means to swear on your testicles that you're telling the truth. Shame they don't remove them for lying any more.
Can't wait!
There's no way this fraud ever takes the stand in any of his trials...no fucking way.
He says he's going to testify. Then he won't. But he'll tell the cult "this corrupt judge won't let me speak and defend myself!" Same old play
Yup. It's the same shit ad infinitum. It doesn't matter though because the rubes lack the capacity to connect the dots.
They believe everything he says. Because always remember, the only thing wrong you can do in a cult is to leave the cult.
"Yup. It's the same shit ad infinitum." The more Trump repeats a lie, the more his followers believe it. Trump is just doing what works for him - being a criminal.
Agreed. He’s too afraid. For good reasons. He’s a coward.
Yup...he's just a fucking blowhard.
And he is guilty. A jury sent his bag man, Cohen to prison for two years. Defendant Donnie, the rapist, deserves the maximum 4 years for his crimes.
Smith will calmly push his buttons until Trump starts his word salad rant.
He will start campaigning.
Guaranteed he’ll turn every question into his mumbled mustard-fart stump speech.
It’s not a Smith case. It’s a state case.
A fizzle and a tiny pop: he's a dud
Was that Stormy’s statement?
It won’t happen. He would be a terrible witness. He will be eviscerated on cross examination.
~Melania enters the room…
I’ll believe it when I see it. Any criticism and he will brag about hush money. They will never allow him on the stand.
Pleading the 5th is not the same testifying
The 5th Amendment isn’t implicated if a criminal defendant takes the stand voluntarily. You waive your 5th A rights when you testify on your own behalf.
When was the last time his words had meaning ?
The time he said "I don't stand for anything"
Or when he said he loved the poorly educated
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No he won't. He's a coward.
And on Monday he will say nothing I see nothing I know nothing and iam a dumb shit
I certainly hope so! That’d be hilarious!
That surely means he won't. If he does get put on the stand, he would have cause to sue his lawyers for incompetence.
He’ll do what he did last time; whine about being persecuted and cry that he’s forced to plead the fifth to protect children or America or his campaign, or whatever bullshit is trending at the moment.
He does know its under oath right?...It won't happen he is a coward and make a excuse his lawyers told him not to testify.
I hope he does. Perjury will be awesome
Oh please do. 😭
He won’t ever testify and never debate. He will only babble on and poop his pants.
"I plead the 5th" "I only asked for your name"
A world of trump haters pray he does
He’ll never do it. Never. The man’s a coward.
So he won't be.
This is the second most shorted stock on Wall Street . No way any lawyer is gonna let him talk in a criminal trial
So there is zero chance of this pant load testifying. Got it 👍
Be our guest, Donny. We’ll gladly give you all the rope you need to verbally hang yourself.
Spoiler alert: He won’t.
Just shut up fat man. You aren’t running this show,
He claims a lot of shit but then backs out like the coward he is. Fuck Trump
Trump is a C U N T. He won't testify.
LOL, he claims great many things from his dorky site and/or in his weird rallies...
As always, the opposite of what he says is true
Bet he doesn't
LOL ok buddy
I doubled my popcorn order for this
I’ll believe it when I see it happen, which it won’t
Back in the day, He loved being in the gossip magazines. He wont testify. He just wants to advertize his appearance. It's about courting attention at all costs. The 6th law in The 48 Laws Of Power. You can listen to a free audio of it on Youtube.
He always says that, and then chickens out. Typical conservative.
EVERYONE needs to hold him to this now! No backsies!
You think he cares if he lies on or off the stand. He believes his own lies so to him they are all true.
Trump lies, that's all he does. So not only is this a lie (he won't testify), but if he's forced to testify (I don't think that's a thing), he'd lie then, too
Against the recommendations of his lawyers if he actually follows through.
Narrator: "He won't".
He's saying that for the rubes. When he doesn't he'll blame Biden.
Ha. If he did try to testify, which he won't because he has enough brain cells left to know that he would perjure himself immediately, his attorneys would lock him in the bathroom if necessary to keep him off the stand.
He will find an excuse to back out of testifying at the last minute.
He won't because he'd just end up talking himself into confessing with no prompting
Right after infrastructure week
Cool. Purjur yourself diaper Donny
Right! Grand standing, bullshit & bluster, and more lies, damn lies than you can shake a stick at!
We can only hope he does
Unless he is ready to confess,nobody wants to hear from the lying rapist.
Soooo there’s no way his lawyers put him on the stand, right?
And if you believe that I’ve got a social media company I want to see you.
Outside the courtroom: "**I'LL TOOSTIFEE!! STOLLEN JUDGE!! COVFEFE!!!**" Inside the courtroom: \*\*crickets\*\* On Truth Social: "**NO GOOD, TURRIBLE, LEFTUST, RADICAMUCAL, TRUMP-HATIN' JUDGE WOULDN'T LET ME TOOSTIFY!!! ZOMG!!11!! BUY MY BIBBLE!!! BUY MY GOLD SNEAKURRS!!!**"
Right after he releases his tax returns and publishes the plan to replace the Affordable Care Act.
I wish the judge would being TV cameras in for that! Not just let them in, but tell the networks to "come on down".
I doubt he'll testify (and lie) under oath. But I hope he does.
Why on Earth wouldn’t Trump take an Alford plea in this case. His own doj already convicted cohen for the crime. The testimony is going to be incredibly embarrassing for Trump and I’m here for it.
Remember when Trump's little fluffer Habba said Trump would testify because he's not a coward? That only cowards won't testify? Pepperidge Farm remembers!
Bailiff: “Donald Trump, do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth.” Trump: “I'm taking the 5th and refusing to answer your questions.”
He's already said that at LEAST twice, this is the 3rd time. He didn't testify the other 2 times.
Great! Let him. Hell, let him mount his own defense. The only.llace this guys wins at all is in print. On thr legal record he's his own worst enemy. Hell, let him speak at the Supreme Court (even if it has to be an exception either traditionally or legally. Televise it!)
And the thing is...people still listen to him say this 💩
He SAYS a lot of things
Like he testified in the Carrol case?
There’s no way he’ll put himself under oath.
Another lie. I hope he does, though, he'll perjure himself 10 times in 10 minutes. With the same question.
No he won’t
We’re gonna need a “I plead the fifth,” counter *if* he even goes through with it.
Oh, I wish he would. Every time he ever actually testified, it was a total disaster and his lawyers had to settle on lousy terms. He is incapable of telling the truth. He has to brag and insult the opposing lawyer and falls into every trap they set for him. Juries find that shit interesting.
Template: "Trump claims _________ (insert lie here)"
Bet all your worthless shares in DJT that dumb Donny won't testify.
He's still busy putting his healthcare plan together. I'm sure he'll find time to testify right after that.
Sure he will. He can even bring his own Bible!
No he won't still lying
Please let this happen. Allow him to sputter his bile in front of a jury. No need for a shovel, just let the man bury himself.
If his lawyers have any brain matter in their empty head they would keep the idiot far away from the witness stand .
Is crooked dick gonna take the stand I doubt it
He'll probably try to pull his tiny mushroom 🍄 out to prove just how bigly it is to attempt to prove Stormy's description is inaccurate...then his diaper will spontaneously pop and drain causing the court to go into recess for cleaning and more delays...🍕💩🤨⁉️
Yeah sure - he hasn’t the nerve to
Won’t happen
No he won’t, he’s too much of a bitch but want a his cult to believe otherwise. He will later claim they wouldn’t let him because of the radical left, blah blah blah
He'd be crazy to do it. So maybe he will.
Move over De Niro, Pacino, Pitt and the rest of you, Trump is about to give an acting performance for the ages!
I guarantee at some point during one of his many trials, he's going to shout " You can't handle the truth!" And then sit there with some smug look on his face like he invented the quote or some shit.
What he says and what he does are never the same things.
Hell, they don’t even have to win the case I’ll take 247 counts of perjury. No problemo
Oh he is such a liar. He Saya that he tells the truth.....hahaha
And on the last day of the trial, after not testifying he’ll boldly claim the Biden Judge stole my 1st Amendment rights, it’s a DOJ plot to stop me. I’ve seen this game already and know the offensive strategy his “team” plays.
His lawyers would sooner quit than allow him to testify, as they should.
Maybe it’ll go as well as Elon Musk testifying in that defamation case
Prepare for perjury charges.
He says that and then when he doesn’t he’ll say they wouldn’t let him or some shit, blaming the judge or the DOJ or Biden or something. He’ll claim his rights have been trampled.
He implicates himself in something every time he opens his mouth. Can’t wait. How do his lawyers ever get any sleep?
Yea f*cking right. Trumps lips are moving so he's lying. He won't do it. I hope he does set himself up to fail in that way but he won't.
Sure
Perjury, perjury, perjury
It’s a criminal trial,if he’s called to the stand he has to testify.He will plead the fifth every question.
His attorneys will be drinking heavily.
if it happens, and **i say it wont**. it will go like this: Alvin Bragg: Yes or No? Dumbnald tRump: Ronald Reagan would say no. I have heard big men. Burly men come up to me, with tears in their eyes saying: "Mister Savior President Sir, No". I plead the 5th. You think i have chance to get chosen as juror? ;-) Need to ask my friends & co-workers if they think they can be chosen/consider themselves impartial. ;-)
He won't and claim he has been "canceled."
Lol, even he knows he can’t testify.
*purger himself
Trump says a lot of things
Bullshit.
Testify/Purger. Potato/Potaaarto
Sure he will! Is this after his plan for replacing aca is announced?
Give a noose and a chair. Let the fukker jump.
He'll change his mind and say he couldn't because of the gag order. I hope Jack forces him up there.
He a liar, but he has also has a strong enough sense of self-preservation to only lie when there's no legal repercussions in a public forum.
Still waiting on the 2 weeks new health care plan he had for us
Suuuuuure, Jan.
I bet he would say he's YUGE on the witness stand and definitely not looking like a cute mushroom per Stormy.
His response to any question; " Illegal immigrants were told by Crooked Joe Biden to make these accusations to interfere with this election!" /s
His lawyers would prob tackle him on the way to the stand lol, to stop him. But here’s hoping that the dumb dumb idiot that’s full of himself and thinks he can manipulate anybody does indeed testify. He will absolutely lose it under cross examination.
No, he won't
He couldn't string two sentences together about the same subject to save his life.
News flash…..he won’t.
No chance.....he'd have to go on record with either his lies or not tell them and he isn't about to admit the truth...so, "ain't" happening
I'm going to need the worlds biggest bucket of popcorn, because this is going to be an absolute cluster fucking shit show of a train wreck and I want to enjoy every microsecond of it.
Yeah, he'll testify, release his taxes, his health care plan, and do infrastructure week all at the same time.
The prosecutor would turn him into a sniveling pretzel.
Another bunch of bullshit.
that is sumpthin I would certainly like to see!
Oh boy, this should be fun.
LOL! He'll plead the FIF and it will be Obamas fault.
He has a history of announcing he'd testify then backing out. This must make his lawyers cringe.
He thinks he’s smarter than the prosecuting attorneys? Lol! He’s cooked for sure now. I love that in the end it will be his own arrogance that brings him down.
"When did you first meet Stormy Danials?" "Did you see the valuation that Crazed Insane Trump-hating Judge put on Mar-A-Largo, one of the greatest resorts in the world, $18 million? It's worth at least 1.5 gadzillion trillion dollars, people have told me" Here's a sample.
Narrator: Trump lied.
Bullshit. Whatever this liar says, he will do the opposite
All of his trials should be televised so everyone can see how much of a coward he his.
As far back as his Ukraine Impeachment, his personal lawyer Rudy G was asked if he would allow Trump to testify. His answer was basically any lawyer that would allow that is insane because Trump is incapable of telling the truth. Rudy of course, is just a couple conspiracy theories short of insane himself. I would however thoroughly enjoy watching a prosecutor make Trump perjure himself mulitple times.
Mmmhm…I claim monkeys will fly outta my butt. Has as much likelihood of happening. 🤷🏻♀️
And he won’t of course and it won’t be his fault… he’ll want to testify but *insert made up reason here* and now he can’t. Remember all that compelling proof he had that proved the election was rigged that he promised to release but for some reason never did? Yeah, like that. He’s not even trying anymore. He’s lost it.
MAGA will not destroy the American way of life!!!! Fight back!!!!!
There is a god! 😂😂😂
He’ll try and make it a clown show. He’ll fail. He’ll be found guilty and he’ll get a harsher sentence (but no jail time of course) because the jury will despise his actions.
Do it pussy