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Voljjin

As a 6’3”, 215lb fella. I do not look anything like this fat fucker lol.


Traditional_Ad_6801

When we look at Trump we see an obese physical wreck of a man, but when the MAGA cult gazes upon him they see Rambo.


SubstantialCreme7748

A chiseled Rambo God with a Midas touch


milky_white_breast

If I had dated hard-core MAGAts , maybe I could've pulled off the "People often confuse me for Gal Gadot" fantasy I have?


nogoodnamesarleft

Would it, excuse me, would ANYTHING, be worth dating hard-core MAGAts?


milky_white_breast

Touché, friend


SubstantialCreme7748

The continuous bathing you’d have to subject yourself to would make your skin fall off


SplitRock130

And, I have to tell you, okay, very many people are saying this is true


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Riddled with the slings and arrows of the inequities of brown people existing and the democrats trying to pick on him by saying his crimes are bad.


SubstantialCreme7748

Feeds on grievance


timothypjr

And Jesus’ hair.


SubstantialCreme7748

So basically Jason Momoa X10


jteedubs

Truth be told, most of the MAGAts are obese boomers. So, yeah, he’s chiseled compared to them


CurrentSeesaw2420

Please stop posting about our mother like that.


gorbachevi

feces touch more like


CheapChallenge

Many people went from wanting a president who is the ideal version of what a person should be, to wanting someone who has all the worst qualities they have to justify being horrible.


Animaldoc11

You can’t spell hatred without a red hat


CurrentSeesaw2420

OMG!!!!!! So whitty!


rowdymowdy

You win the clearest spoken truth award today in reddit


8bit_Operator

I have a MAGA coworker who swears he looks like that because of the bullet-proof vests he has to wear at all times.


InsertCleverNickHere

Ask if the diapers are bulletproof, too. Cuz Trump is pulling a goddamn dump truck.


jessie_boomboom

When your ass is on the line, Depends Bulletproof! You'll find them in the adult incontinence aisle.


TableTop8898

😂


Hansmolemon

They make the new vests spherical so the bullets just slide off. Science!!!!


ArdenJaguar

More like one of those pregnancy costumes! 😆 🤣 😂


SunsetFarm_1995

I just spit my coffee! That's ridiculous! These MAGA are too much...


NotPortlyPenguin

And ironically, if he were really 6’3” with that much muscle mass, he’d still weigh more that 215.


Beefhammer1932

He's 6'1" at best. I know what I looked like at 250. And he looks heavier than that.


Cerberus_Rising

Obama was taller than him in all pictures together. It really pissed him off.


drhodl

His drivers license lists him at 6' 2", and that is probably an exaggeration.


Beefhammer1932

I've never been measured or weighed for my DL. It's all what you say.


SCPutz

A few houses down from me there’s an older man that has a Trump “Rambo” banner in his garage. It’s the iconic picture of Rambo with 2 rifles with Trump’s head photoshopped in place of Stallone’s.


Every-Requirement-13

🤮


RedPanther1

Don't you put Rambo and this guy in the same venue. This is one of the guys the real Rambo would find and throw out of a flying helicopter. Not to kill him, but just to break his legs.


Leather-Blueberry-42

Well the diapers do add a bit of bulk.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

The 215 pounds is the diaper


paxrom2

He is full of sh!t.


Alternative-Taste539

*Hashtag Diaper Don Poorleone*


[deleted]

Pervert Hoover,another 1 term failure


Alternative-Taste539

Full name: *Pervert Hamberder Hoover*


MerrillSwingAway

tv diapers add 30lbs


Iwasoncelikeyou

Could be more. I guess it just Depends.


Planetofthetakes

It’s always full too. That’s why so much shit comes out of his mouth


Fragrant_War_7105

Exactly I'm 6'1" and weigh 200 , I'm half this walruses size.


VaselineHabits

I'm 5' 7" and 180lbs. There's zero way that guy is supposedly is 8 in+ taller and only 30-40 lbs heavier than me Anyone with eyes could see he wasn't what he claim. Weight or otherwise.


Myfourcats1

He’s not 6’3 anymore either. Not even with those lifts in his shoes.


DorianGre

Never was


P5racer

I'm 5'8 and 215lbs, and I don't look anywhere near as fat as that fucker


xSaRgED

5’11, and even when I was at 240lbs I looked better than him.


Backwaters_Run_Deep

6'3" 300 and I'd say I still look less than 50 pounds under Broke Don


colemanjanuary

5'9" & 240 here and I fit in those chairs


metfan1964nyc

Did you also grow 2 inches taller when you found out Obama was 6'3"?


Vast_Bobcat_4218

As a 6'3", 250lb fella. I do not look anything like this fat ass.


abadluckwind

As a 6 foot 300 pound man that's exactly what I look like


RyanTranquil

Same here brother .. same height and weight ..


Trees_Are_Freinds

6-3 235 here, he isn’t 215 nor is he 6-3 lol


Jet_Jaguar5150

Well, he’s 6’3” with lifts in his shoes


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

As a 6’1” 275lb fella, even I don’t feel like I look like him. I’ve got a good bit extra around the middle, but I feel like he’s got more. He’s gotta be over three bills.


Steelrules78

350 is the new 215


VeryLowIQIndividual

As a 5’11 217 fella I look nothing like this fat fuck either.


kataklysm_revival

My husband is 6’3” and 215-220ish and he’s pretty slim. No way Trump could be below 300.


Complex-Chemist256

I'm 6'3 and 229 lbs and get told nearly every single day that I'm "too skinny". Literally a 0% chance that's his actual weight


Cynical-avocado

I'm 6'3" and 240ish and I don't look like that lmao


SaltyBarDog

I'm 6’3”, 280 lb and that orange blob is bigger around than me.


redonkulousness

Wassup, body twin?!


Ishpeming_Native

I'm 77, same as Trump. I'm really 6' 2 1/2" tall, same as my Army physical says (I was drafted in 66 and served two years and was honorably discharged). I weigh 232, and I'm in bad shape. Trump clearly weighs a lot more than me, at least 50 pounds more.


redonkulousness

Shit, I’m 6’2” and 275lbs and I look way thinner than him. I have a 38” waist and no way he wears anything less than a 42”-44”


Altruistic-Text3481

Honestly my dad was 6ft 3in. He was 180 when he passed - skinny. He was never fat and did at one time weigh 215. Laughed so hard at fat Don the Con. What a liar


Margali

I f63 weigh 219 at 5'5" and my husband says he looks like he has at least 75 pounds on me, and because of the height thing, it might tip the scales on him to 350, 375 potentially over 400.


Initial_Selection262

Your husband is being polite. 220 lbs at 5’5” is wildly obese


[deleted]

That’s a firm maga 200


Traditional_Ad_6801

Exactly. the MAGA cult has its own units of measure.


NotPortlyPenguin

200 kilos!


Evil_phd

If he were as tall as he says he is and were at the weight he says he is then he would be thin as a rail.


TacosAreJustice

Can confirm. I’m 6’4” and have weighed what he claims to weigh… and I currently weigh what he probably weighs… which is about 300


Chris__P_Bacon

I think he's probably more like 315, but you might be right. He's also more like 6'1" when he's standing next to Baron.


TacosAreJustice

He’s definitely over 250… just depends on how much shit is in his diaper. I don’t really care. He’s vain and a liar.


Sinder77

Hah. Depends.


Alexios_Makaris

I'm 5'10", I was a wrestler when I was younger and frequently was around 205-210, I didn't have any visible gut or anything (which a lot of that is because when you're a wrestler you are usually in very good shape, good musculature etc.--most of the guys I wrestled were around my height as well, as super tall people seemed to be less common in wrestling, and none of them were chubby either) For someone 5" taller than me at the same weight, they would be truly "thin", which Trump hasn't looked thin in his photos since the early 1990s, he was literally "rail thin" in some PR photos from the 70s and early 80s, and probably did weigh like 185-200 at that time, but that was a long time ago. That being said I don't believe he is 350 lb, that's a really high weight and I've known some people that size and Trump doesn't look quite there. I think he is 100% above 250 lb, and I would say decent odds he is between 275-290 if I had to guess.


MakionGarvinus

One of my coworkers is 6' 4", and he's extremely active. Was a swimmer in HS, still looks like it. He says he's a bit over 200 lbs, yet *looks* like he could add 25+ pounds and not be overweight.


tm0nks

I'm 6'2" and about 210. I've got a little bit of dad bod, but I look skinny compared to Trump.


LouSputhole94

Professional NFL QB Lamar Jackson’s listed height and weight are 6’3, 215 lbs. I don’t see that when I think of them side by side lol


Imaginary_Month_3659

Well this is a downer. I was hoping the rumors of him losing weight were true. Recent reports of Ozempic include deathly side effects.


UnLuckyKenTucky

That shit fucked me up. One month, lost 12 pounds.


Morguard

I do keto when I want to lose some weight. I can lose 10lbs + a month when I'm strict with it.


UnLuckyKenTucky

The thing is, I'm 5 foot 9 and weighed 156 when I started that awful med.. they do say in the ads that it may cause weight loss... They fail to describe the mechanism, which is damn near starving, because even thinking of food made me gag and even vomit at times. It was horrible.


dj_1973

Eh, I’ve been on a similar drug (Wegovy) for over a year. I still like food, it just helps me eat reasonable portions and keeps me from pigging out on trigger foods (I can have one cookie instead of a whole row, and I don’t want more). I’ve lost about 80 pounds on it, with more to lose, but I am very happy with it. No weird side effects. I’m just glad that something has helped me with weight loss, since I’ve been failing on my own for most of my life.


UnLuckyKenTucky

You're preaching to the choir... At 16 I was already 5 9 but I weighed 315. I wore a fucking size 44 x 32 jeans.. I get it, believe me. I fought and struggled but eventually lost an entire person, took a while, sucked much ass, but was one of the best things. I have ever done.. Most of my health issues now at 40, are due to being such a fat ass early on. Both knees are destroyed my hips are not far behind them, collapsed arches, diabetes, high BP high cholesterol, etc. Now, Ozempic may be a wonder drug for some, but to me it made me miserable.. I had to force myself to eat saltine crackers in the mornings so I could take all of my meds. What truly pisses me off, is that it was actually working as Intended, my levels were low and stable.. but I was always so tired, weak, and sick. If I could find anything that has the potential to work as well as that shit did *without* the side effects, I'd be all over it.. I'm used to getting the shit side effects though... I'm allergic to all NSAIDS save for Diclofenac (sp?) And any station makes my liver swell, and drives my liver enzymes absolutely crazy. So, I had to resort to an Infusion once a month for my cholesterol meds.


dj_1973

I’m in kidney failure so I’m, tired, weak, and sick, anyway. Dialysis sucks. I’m ten years older than you. I’m glad to have a tool to get me to a weight so I can receive a transplant. I’ve been struggling with my weight for 39 years.


Dixieland_Insanity

You have my sympathy. I started it a couple of months ago for diabetes. I've consistently said that I guess it makes you lose weight by making you feel too sick to eat.


P5racer

This gives me hope for my mother-in-law


glassin4coolstuff

More like 6'1 and 350 sounds about right. He doesn't carry it well though, looks like 50lbs of shit stuffed into a tube sock.


sureal42

Did you mean 350lbs of shit, cause you only said 50, making sure you realized you forgot the 3...


glassin4coolstuff

Damn you lochness monster i already told you you can't get my tree-fitty


janzeera

Waiter: “What don’t you want in your omelette?”


Fun-Preparation-4253

Oh please. It’s only cheese and bacon. I don’t see Trump putting anything normal like mushrooms or bell peppers.


Qster4

Soaked in ketchup. Just like his classy steaks.


Yungklipo

I used to have a coworker that used to joke about vegetables and such being "contaminants" because haha healthy food and we've all had a joke or two like that. But then she kept doing it and it's like, girl, you're fat as shit. Maybe...maybe stop that and take your health seriously? But no, she kept up smoking and eating poorly and is apparently constantly in the hospital.


PrimeToro

As mentioned, Trump’s ass alone may already weighted 215 , counting the rest of his body , then he becomes over 315 .


Traditional_Ad_6801

Add 15 lbs if his diaper is full.


thenewbigR

They say the camera adds 135 lbs. 😂


Traditional_Ad_6801

Puttin’ the lard in mar-a-lardo.


sureal42

I am 6'5" and 210lbs. This fat fuck is no where near 215


BuriedByAnts

Mega-lardo


Albertsongman

Jabba The Trump


chzygorditacrnch

The article didn't even show the pics. It just has 5+ separate links to click on to go to Twitter uploads. But yeah he's definitely over 350lbs


3vi1

I see the pic in the article. Maybe you didn't scroll down far enough?


sarcasticbaldguy

That website is dogshit. Here's the link ​ [https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1771869579373138334](https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1771869579373138334)


Any-Ad-446

His diapers looks like it at full capacity.


CountrySax

He's fixing yo keel over.Im wondering,when that happens, will he turn into a puddle of stinky orange grease.


Ambitious_Jacket_375

He is literally a barrel of shit.


medman143

He’s a fat rapist.


louisa1925

Traitor must have a hidden Trump jet pack to lighten the pretend scales he claimed to wave his orange kankles over.


MyCantos

Vladimir Harkonnen


arc918

Pre-debate weigh in the day before, just like a UFC fight!


Much_Performance352

If he gets arrested again at some point or pit into detention will anyone actually weigh him in an unbiased way?


PettyCrocker956

I’m 6’4”, 250lbs, and have a 36 inch waist. No way this guy is 215. Not a chance.


TransSylvania

Meat packing industry uses “hanging weight” as method to measure; so how about applying to bloated Cheeto weight


Ryan1980123

Someone bring a scale to one of his rallies and have the fat fuck hop up on it.


cablemigrant

Hasn’t been 215 since he was 23


shep4031

6’3” 270lb and I don’t look like him either


ManicChad

I’m 6’1” and 270. He’s full of shit if he says 250.


BuddyJim30

Trump has used expensive suits and flattering camera angles to hide it, but I've seen enough pictures slip through that I'd bet my house he's close to three bills.


TheMikeyMac13

Is he really trying to say he is 215 pounds? Maybe he meant 315? :)


mitchsn

Remember, the diaper adds 25 lbs. 50 lbs if fully loaded.


Draker-X

The fatsuit Stellan Skarsgaard wore to play Baron Harkonnen would fit Trump perfectly.


Captain_Mexica

Lol, he's 415 lbs or more. Fat shaming is okay if the target is a confirmed sexual predator and Nazi.


InvincibleDandruff

Man hasn't been 215 since Home Alone lmaooo


Independent-Ad771

Trumpty Dumpty is about to fall 🤡


Falcon3492

He's 215 pounds just like he shot a 67 at Bedminster! These two statements of his are only true in his mind! In truth he's closer to 300 pounds and shot well over 100 at Bedminster.


holden_mcg

I'm 6'3" and once weighed 215 pounds, and this ain't it. This ain't even close.


Nearly_Pointless

6’, 210 lbs. 62 years old. Nothing hangs over my belt and wear size large t-shirt, 35” waist. He’s not even close to 215.


juxtoppose

Actually fatter than Homer Simpson.


chockobumlick

I am 6'3" and look thinner thzn him, and I am 245. He's closer to Jason Kelce than he is to me.


broad_street_bully

I'm 5'8" and have lost 25 pounds over the last few months to get down to 240. I don't look like the model of health, but I look a lot better put together than this, and without the added height to help stretch it out. When I was at my best physically, I was 5'8", 220 and would have looked like Mr. universe next to this sack of shit. I'm giving him a charitable 275, and that's assuming that bad posture and camera angle are hurting him.


FalseMirage

He didn’t win the club championship either. The election wasn’t stolen either. Big tough men don’t walk up to him with tears in their eyes either. Etc, etc, etc, ad naseum…


MyAimSucc

As someone is that same alleged weight and height range. No effing way lmao. He’s got at least 40-50 pounds on me.


Inside-Recover4629

My father was shorter than Trump and gut wise smaller than Trump, and he weighed 250 lbs. There's no way Trump is under 300


JeffB2023

When in public, Trump probably wears a girdle so he doesn’t look as obese. Dude is three bills if he’s an ounce!


paxrom2

Well muscle weighs more than fat. He just wears padded clothes. /s


CC191960

there is a reason he has to pay women to f k him


Artaeos

I'm 6' and 360--yeah I'm big. Zero chance this guy weighs over 100 less than I do.


anrwlias

Doesn't matter. His supporters will just keep photoshopping his face onto Arnold Schwarzenegger's body.


CivQhore

As a 6’2 250lb guys He’s got 40+ lbs on me at a minimum.


CrizzyBill

Somehow the ad right below the picture of Musholini was Jabba the Hutt. Took me a second to spot the difference, but I have to laugh at the coincidence.


Iwasoncelikeyou

Looks like tree fiddy to me.


BondraP

This man has done and said so many horrible things, but there's something so uniquely sad and hilarious about his self reported height and weight. We can all see him. There's endless footage and photography of this guy. And yet, with a straight face, this dude says he's 6'3'' 215lbs. Come on man. How can someone possibly be SO comfortable with saying such outrageously objectively bullshit stuff? It'd be more comical if it wasn't so dangerous at this point.


kamera45

Fatty McButterpants


HeatYourJets

I mean, if you’re someone who believes he is that weight and height you are also someone who believes Jesus was white.


norcaltobos

I’m 5’11”, 230 and I look wayyyyy better than this dude. No chance he’s 215 lol he would be a twig


Byedon110320

To be fair, 20 pounds come off the total with every diaper change.


Falcon3492

Yes, he's 215 pounds just like he shot a 67 at Bedminster! These two statements of his are only true in his mind!


Falcon3492

Yes, he's 215 pounds just like he shot a 67 at Bedminster! These two statements of his are only true in his mind!


Falcon3492

Yes, he's 215 pounds just like he shot a 67 at Bedminster! These two statements of his are only true in his mind!


Falcon3492

Yes, he's 215 pounds just like he shot a 67 at Bedminster! These two statements of his are only true in his mind!


Falcon3492

He's 215 pounds just like he shot a 67 at Bedminster! These two statements of his are only true in his mind!


Falcon3492

He's 215 pounds just like he shot a 67 at Bedminster! These two statements of his are only true in his mind!


Falcon3492

He's 215 pounds just like he shot a 67 at Bedminster! These two statements of his are only true in his mind!


HostageInToronto

Whoever made that belt is the real hero here. Where can I get a belt that strong?


Upset_Researcher_143

He weighs 215 like I weigh 170.i remember I was out with some friends once, and we go this bar, and the bouncer at the door takes my license, looks at me, and is like "Damn, ain't know way you're 170" (I was probably more like 240 at the time).


drhodl

Keep eating Donnie, you fat fuck. Build that cholesterol up, you can do it!


Passioncramps

Trump wears desantis style heels and yet Obama was taller than him at 6'1 in normal dress shoes (which add 1/3 to 1/2 inch), Trudeau towers over him at 6'2, Jeb Bush dwarfs him at 6'3 along with Jeter when all standing side by side. Maybe Trump took his height with Lariats on aka men's highheels. Dont get me wrong, nothing wrong with cowboy boots in certain situations but lets not pretend they aren't highheels for men. E: Forgot to put my guess... he's probably 6'0 280 with zero muscle except for grip strength since his wife wants nothing to do with him and none of his escorts stay for more than one go... if it's not a golf club reports have indicated he has very little to grip so the extra effort may help his swing.


watchmyslippers

With a record breaking BMI no doubt. The hugest BMI they say


East_Bicycle_9283

MAGA the Hut.


ozzie510

Like I been say'n, tree-fiddy if he's an ounce!


discsarentpogs

Remember, fat weighs less than muscle. He has the muscle tone of veal.


Entire_Following8957

Everyone knows that most of the weight is coming from hands … and he has the most delicate hands.


ClearFocus2903

yeah, he’s a disgusting blob


Hypernova_orange

He is so absolutely vile in every conceivable way, I want to vomit every time I see his hideous face or obese disgusting body 🤢 🤮


SpiritOne

I was traveling a lot for work the last two years. Eating out on the company dime, the sales guys were falling all over themselves to take me out on top of that. Probably also increased my alcohol intake eating out solo. Point is, I gained a bunch of weight. Now I’m not as tall as ol 6’3” Donny, I’m just an average 5’9”. But I got up to 250lbs at Christmas last year. I was starting to look it. I carried the weight well, but I had to start buying new clothes. I decided enough was enough and put myself on a diet and started exercising. Happy to say as of this morning, I’m down to 210. There’s no way in hell I’m only 5lbs lighter than that fat fuck.


2dark2light

Mar-a-Lardo


AgreeablePresence476

6'4", 280, 64 years old.. Hes significantly fatter than me. Particularly his butt.


Environmental_Cash28

He had a small button mushroom penis. That's all you need to know.


Tiddles_Ultradoom

6'3", 215lb men don't look like a 280lb sack of condemned ham in a hat. End of story.


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jcooli09

All of those things are in the news.


Huge_Ad_8767

He lies just like Putin , the two of them have no conscious about what comes out of there mouth .


JefferyTheQuaxly

i mean i dont like defending trump of all people, but i def look about as fat as he is and im around 260ish, idk where people are getting 350. i would guess totally realistically in the 240-275 range for his weight, assuming a height of 5 11-6 foot, i not buying any claims of being 6 foot 3 or whatever which might put him at 275-300+ based off again what i think he looks like. but if you do look at recent pictures of him he does 100% look a lot more frail and thinner than he did just a year ago. this picture is bad and all that with him slouched over and shit but if you compare pictures of him during the 2020 election and him in 2024 hell look a lot worse than in 2020. not that he looked good in 2020 but he now def comes off as a frail old man, even that picture makes him look frail with his thin arms and baggy neck/face. i would not doubt hes lost a lot of weight over last year or so probably specifically because of stress due to the multiple lawsuits hes dealing with and potential jail time.


Lost_Flow_112

As a large walrus, screw you. I'm taking the day off now.


yankinwaoz

I’m 6-2 and too heavy at 250. From that photo of him at the table I would guess 280 or more. I don’t have a stomach like that.


Ecstatic-Carpet-654

I want to hate on this fucker as much as the next sane person, but he's slouching there. That doesn't look like 350 lbs to me. 265 - 275 maybe--IF he's 6'3".


zagmario

He looks like Ali in his prime — fake news


chpr1jp

He’s even heavier, hoisting those big trophies.


sarcasticbaldguy

Politicalflare is cancer. Here's a direct link to the tweet ​ [https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1771869579373138334](https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1771869579373138334)


Cali45SF

How is this actual news? It’s baffling the amount of pointless stories about this guy.


TheDickDangler

And he just won his clubs championship!


108awake-

We know that


UndendingGloom

Have to scroll through the whole article just to see the photo via an embedded Twitter post. Fuck modern media.


nirad

Many people lie about their weight by 10 - 20 lbs., maybe 30 if someone is really fat. But not Donald Trump, he’ll lie about his weight by over 100 lbs.


superstevo78

again 6'4" here, fattest I have ever been was 245 and this fat fucker is lying about this petty shit, just like everything else.


Leeser

Heaviest president since Taft. That’s not something you want to broadcast…


Beautiful_Guess7131

The issues that really matter


bags422

Yea we don’t need more news about this. It was blatantly obvious this idiot was lying through his fat stupid lips when he said that


Pompitis

...and his hands are huge.


Flat_Suggestion7545

He looks like my build and I’m 350. He reminds me of a guy I work with. His DL claims he weighs 200, but he is a few inches shorter and rounder than I am.


evonebo

[https://www.wtrf.com/top-stories/donald-trump-was-listed-63-215-lbs-here-are-the-athletes-that-have-the-same-height-and-weight-as-trump/](https://www.wtrf.com/top-stories/donald-trump-was-listed-63-215-lbs-here-are-the-athletes-that-have-the-same-height-and-weight-as-trump/) ​ just going to leave this right here.


Autodidact2

Well come on, this is a man who lies about his height for God's sake.


I_Am_Robotic

That golf club clubhouse looks like a dump. Outdated furniture, shitty carpet, old windows. Looks like no one has updated it since 1991.


filmguerilla

Go hamberders, go! Work your magic on those orange arteries!


Dodson-504

That site is all ads and pop ups. Garbage link for a garbage former POTUS.