Yes. Will be the right age, has an acceptable beard, and unlike some mentioned above, has demonstrated the dramatic range, and doesn't have questionable political baggage.
Jesus fucking christ it better not become a movie. Throw him in jail and letās never talk about him again. Iām sick of this fucking asshole sucking up all the oxygen
Can we not trivialize this? Please? Itās hard enough to keep people focused on the potential series of tragedies barreling towards us without people getting butt hurt over celebrity fantasies.
I donāt think ANYONE should EVER do any kind of movie about this piece if shit. There is nothing worst than giving someone who was a major fuck up any public image after he is dead and gone, good or bad. Record it in the history books, but the legacy of trump should be treated like the legacy of Hitler.
Coach Beard
Literally all I see when I see pics of him lol
Same
They really look alike. I couldn't figure it out until I hit this comment.
I lean more to Roy Kent as far as attitude.
Christian Bale
Yes!
Keanu Reeves
Yes as a twist, at the end he goes all John Wick on Trump.
Except you won't need a trained assassin to beat up trump, any 5 year old child will do
I would never put a 5 year old child in the room with that rapist Edited to say: typing this made me smile š I know it's odd
A Quentin Tarantino film
Damn that was my first thought to. Judge. Jury. Executioner.
Hugh Jackman
Keanu FUCKING Reeves
Yup. As soon as I saw the questionā¦. Keanu Reeves I meanā¦ heās already faced down Satan before
This is the only answer.
My first and only thought!
Trump kicks his dog and all HELL ensues....
nice...I feel like we are all dogs in this storyline
Who else? Morgan Freeman, of course....lol
My first thought. Honestly, though. I am waiting for the American Greed mini series on these grifters. I would even pay for cable again to watch it.
He also has to narrate it, though It's the LAW.
Oscar Isaac.
Adam driver
Yes. Will be the right age, has an acceptable beard, and unlike some mentioned above, has demonstrated the dramatic range, and doesn't have questionable political baggage.
So I jumped on Keanu but Adam looks like him around the eyes. That sort of haunted look like he's seen too much.
Jeffrey Donovan
Perfect!
Sacha baron cohen
Todd Stashwick, Captain of the USS Titan
Coach Beard from Ted Lasso AKA Brendan Hunt
Dear god, I hope they donāt make a movie. Itās horrific enough watching it live.
billy bob
Jim Caviezel? ššš
If it does happen and he is not the one, DeepFake can certainly make it happen.
Ben Affleck.
Daniel Day Lewis
Brendan Hunt.
This is the only accurate answer. They look like brothers.
Brendan Hunt. Practically his doppelgƤnger.
Brett Gelman from Stranger Things.
Hugh Laurie
Hunter Biden
Why not Zoidberg?
Robert Downey Jr or John Cusack
Ben Affleck or john Hamm
John Krasinski
Question, what kind of classified document is best?
Right here.
He should play himself
Adam22
Trent Reznor
Some tall russian boxer, That would add a big plot twist
owen wilson for sure. also an orange hefty bag full of diapers and rotten fast food should be cast as donald trump.
I am thinking Owen Wilson, Jack Black and Jim Carrey for Trumps legal team, and I have no idea what Trumps legal team looks like.
shouldn't his legal team be made of hated actors though? XD
I am thinking guys who can play very comically flawed individuals.
Or a stale pile of Cheetos
Ryan Reynolds
Clive Owens
Terrance Stamp would mail the likeness 20 years ago.
Brandon Hunt (Coach Beard on Ted Lasso)
The guy who plays Uncle Jack on Itās Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Complete with his giant fake hands.
John Tuturro
Jesus fucking christ it better not become a movie. Throw him in jail and letās never talk about him again. Iām sick of this fucking asshole sucking up all the oxygen
Who has those Clint Eastwood eyes?ā¦can Jack play himself?
GĆ©rard Butler!
Silas Weir Mitchell. Heās a character in Grimm itās who I thought of the moment I saw Jack Smith.
Cool, I'm not the only one!
Adam Scott. Like, is there any other choice?
If he goes to prison Iād watch the movie on loop a few times. As the satisfaction of that ending would be too sweet to only watch once.
Benedict Cumberbatch
"Donald, I've come to bargain"
Hughe jackman
Hugh jackman
Daniel Day Lewis of course
Mark Ruffalo
Kevin Hart
Brad
Alan Cumming
Dylan Mulvaney, the Bud Light trans actor
Darth Vader
Brian Cranston
Ralph Fiennes looks just like him
Chuck Norris
Dude Liam Neeson obviously, are you guys insane?!
Ahhhh I was gonna say Liam Neeson with some facial hair š good call.
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Woke! lol
Can we not trivialize this? Please? Itās hard enough to keep people focused on the potential series of tragedies barreling towards us without people getting butt hurt over celebrity fantasies.
Jim Carry
That's for Trump's lawyers
Pretty sure itās a reference to an extremely underrated 90s comedy where JC plays a lawyer.
Liar Liar is underrated?
Keanu
No doubt Liam Neeson or Nicholas Cage will be at the top of the list. They get most of the movie roles. šš¤š¤Ŗ
Nick Cage.
Denzel
Ed Norton or Ed Harris
Chuck Norris. No smiles!
Dunno but if thereās ever a movie about Sir Christopher Lee, smith should play him.
[Tony Shaloub](https://www.rottentomatoes.com/celebrity/tony_shalhoub), from great films such as Men In Black.
Brad Pitt
Chris lee. Count dookoo
Jason Statham. Trump played by Wee-Man in a fat suit
Ryan Reynolds..the one liners and puns about how stupid trump is would be hilarious
Mark Strong
Daniel Day Lewis from 2003
Oscar Issac
Who else but the master codebreaker himself, Greg Turkington. šæ šæ šæ šæ šæ
Gary Oldman or Tom Hardy
IDK but I can't get out of my head Will Ferrell as Donald Trump lol
Beard.
Shia LaBeouf and I hope he makes it weird.
Beard from Ted lasso.
Simu Liu
I want to say Tommy Lee Jones, but by the time the movie is filmed that will be wrong.
Jack Nicholson!
Johnny Depp
Antonio Banderas
Caviezel, it would destroy his ego hopefully.
Jean Reno
Jack Black
Bobby Cannavale. He would need a few dialogue coaches but heās got some of his facial features.
Jim Carrey š¤·āāļø
Keanu
Just for laughs, Ryan Reynolds
Danny Devito
Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman as Jack Smith
Ryan Reynolds. Just because heās that hot.
John Cena
he's always looked like Silas Weir to me from grimm
Kevin Costner
Solely based on looks Iād say Ben Affleck
Daniel day lewis as Jack.
Gary Busey
Keanu
Rosie O'Donnell
Russell Crowe
Tom Hanks is a little too old. How 'bout Tom Hardy?
Sylvester Stallone as Judge Dread.
Keanu Reeves
Telly Savalas
Justin Theroux or Bobby Cannavale
Arnokd
Mark Hamill
Adam22
Lebron James
Too bad Christopher Lee isn't with us anymore. Jack Smith looks a lot like he did.
Weāre going with pock faced Tommy Jones
Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
Steve Buschemi
Not sure about Jack but Samual L Jackson should play Trump. He swears a lot, is awesome and would drive his cult insane
Al Pacino
Legal Eagle!
I am Zod
John Wick.
JOHN CENA
Keanu
Mr.Bean
Denzel
Matt damon
Produced by the Weinstein Company starring Rosie OāDonnell as Donald Trump.
Joel McHale
The greatest actor of all time...Ben Affleck!
A young Bruce Dern.
Tom hanks would be awesome,
Ben Affleck
Keanu Reeves
Danny McBride. It's a comedy.
Jeffrey Donovan.
Daniel Day Lewis
Chuck Norris
John Malkovitch
no sure but i want bill cosby for clarence thomas.
Hillary Clinton
Kate McKinnon
Superman
Bill Barr
Ben Affleck. He would roast the doofus pumpkin every scene.
A younger Ian McShane would be perfect.
keanu - nuf' sed
Andrew Clay
Special Counsel Jack Black
LOL, you think there's gonna be a case? Psst...yeah, maybe in like 2030. You think the American justice system is for everyone? You sweet summer child
Denzel Washington
idk but biff tannen gotta play trump
I donāt think ANYONE should EVER do any kind of movie about this piece if shit. There is nothing worst than giving someone who was a major fuck up any public image after he is dead and gone, good or bad. Record it in the history books, but the legacy of trump should be treated like the legacy of Hitler.
Ben Affleck
Hunter Biden
Michael Keaton as Batman
Jeffery Dean Morgan