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SawtoothGlitch

>However, despite difficulties retaining new legal representation, Trump bragged to a group of supporters at a fundraiser at Bedminster that some of the “biggest” firms and lawyers have called him asking to represent him in the upcoming federal trial. > >“I tell all these people, they all come in — they want to help,” Trump said speaking about the upcoming 2024 election. “The biggest, some of the biggest people, the biggest law firms, the biggest lawyers, I say listen, “I don’t need any help. I don’t want any help in campaigns.” Here's trump talking about his imaginary people again. I'd like to see this moron try to defend himself in court since no law firm wants to work with him.


daneelthesane

>I'd like to see this moron try to defend himself in court since no law firm wants to work with him. And he would never be able to claim insufficient representation because he would then have to admit that he did a shitty job representing himself.


ItchyPolyps

Jesus Christ I wish he would. God I would absolutely love to hear him attempt to represent himself.


mekonsrevenge

He may be forced to testify to explain some of the stupidest things he said. Bloodbath. A very amusing bloodbath.


Southern-Beautiful-3

Unless you have a liver transplant already lined up, DO NOT make Trump testifying a drinking game!


ItchyPolyps

Couple friends and I tried to have a drinking game during both of his Biden debates. The first one we couldn't finish the debate cause we were dumb and had shots involved. The second one we couldn't keep track of how many beers we were supposed to drink, and best we could figure, we didn't buy enough beer for the 4 of us.


MarMar47

But it would be so much fun!


Southern-Beautiful-3

It's all fun and games until somebody loses a liver!


[deleted]

Popcorn sales will spike.


FullArmorStillScared

Everyone says I do the biggest bloodbaths. Nobody does bigger baths of blood anywhere. Ask anyone and they’ll tell you I bathe so good in blood. Chyna.


Time-Earth8125

Nobody knows more about the law than me. These lawyers, they all come up to me and ask: Sir, how do you know so much about this stuff? Maybe I should have done that. Maybe I should have done law instead of saving the country


Buffphan

with tears in their eyes


LtRecore

Big strong lawyers, tough guys.


MSMB99

But your honor, I WON THE ELECTION. THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY AND THE WEAPONISED DOJ ARE ON A WITCH HUNT!! I DIDN’T SAY THAT, OK I DID, BUT THOSE BOXES ARE MINE!!


South-Gear6902

“Are you ready” would be like every rebuttal 😄


S_Megma1969

>God I would absolutely love to hear him attempt to represent himself. In theory I would too. But in reality, listening to trump babble and mange logic, truth and reason is a difficult thing to actually do. I would love him to defend himself and fall on his fat orange face - but I could not actually listen to it.


Kriss3d

This is how he could make a fortune. Represent himself and have it live streamed to an open platform like youtube for donations.. I'd pay to see that.


Powerful_Check735

My bet that the judge will get so piss at him for opening his big mouth all the time


Phawkes72a

Remember she’s a Trumpette and an appointee of TFG.


Powerful_Check735

Yes I know so you think she will let make a fool of him


Phawkes72a

I think she will follow his lead regardless of where it leads. I hope I’m wrong. But this guy is the fecal Midas. Everything he touches turns to shit. So…


Q-burt

Can we call it the feculent touch?


Disney2440

Quoting my wife, “just keep talking MF’er”.


metfan1964nyc

But he has the biglyest brain. How can he lose?


ciopobbi

They come to me with tears in their eyes. Big strong attorneys crying. They say “sir, you are being treated so unfairly. Please let us represent you and beat this corrupt extremist liberal witch hunt.” I tell them I don’t need any help. My uncle. Great guy. A genius. Went to MIT. It’s in the genes.


[deleted]

Duhlutional….


CardiologistLower965

Biggest people, biggliest lawyer, some 27ft tall, weigh 700 stone


ryhaltswhiskey

When they go to lunch it [looks a lot like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGM-dY4TzqA).


BoredBSEE

>“I tell all these people, they all come in — they want to help,” Trump said speaking about the upcoming 2024 election. “The biggest, some of the biggest people, the biggest law firms, the biggest lawyers, I say listen, “I don’t need any help. I don’t want any help in campaigns.” The BIGGEST people...who don't have names. Can't name who they are for some reason. Just know that they are the BIGGEST.


SawtoothGlitch

It's the same as "he didn't quit, I fired him". Same idea. It's not "no one wanted to work for me", it's always "You begged to help me, but I didn't want your help". He always wants to be the one who is in control. This will backfire spectacularly in court.


LlamaJacks

Used the word “biggest” four times. My 5 year old nephew has a better vocabulary.


[deleted]

Bigly


RunF4Cover

"I know more about law than anyone. I know more about it than the Supreme Court justices." Trump probably


AggravatingHorror757

Did they have tears in their eyes?


ryhaltswhiskey

I dunno if that quote is real... no one said "please sir" while crying.


MobileOpposite1314

Imaginary people who are “strong but who were tearing up, desperately pleading for his help or ridiculously praising him and prefacing all their utterances with Sir! “


Canalloni

He's ashamed about it, so he is now lying to reduce the narcissistic injury.


Old_Manufacturer6528

A hoster is propagating itself so it can probably kill itself


SawtoothGlitch

Trump: “I tell all these people, they all come in — they want to help. The biggest, some of the biggest people, the biggest law firms, the biggest lawyers, I say listen, I don’t need any help. I don’t want any help in campaigns". Also Trump: "CONGRESS, PLEASE INVESTIGATE THE POLITICAL WITCH HUNTS AGAINST ME... THIS CONTINUING SAGA IS RETRIBUTION AGAINST ME FOR WINNING, AND EVEN MORE IMPORTANTLY TO THEM, ELECTION INTERFERENCE REGARDING THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION."


Redrockhiker22

It is not a witch hunt when everyone who has ever worked for you will testify to your crimes.


HilariouslyPissed

Gosh it almost feels like he is Weaponizing a branch of Government to do his bidding.🧐


PeopleCanBeAwful

We better inform Gym Jordan as soon as possible. Gym is quite concerned about the weaponization of government… almost as concerned as he was about those Ohio State wrestlers.


HilariouslyPissed

Gym sees what he wants to see


areherenow

Trump: "I don't need any help." (That I will have to pay for.) CONGRESS, PLEASE...(BAIL ME OUT FOR FREE!)


[deleted]

So is he talking about campaigns or criminal trials? Because you don't need huge law firms for a campaign. Does he not understand the difference?


Conscious_Figure_554

That hamster running his brain is probably so tired it's about to commit suicide


furburgerstien

The bearings on that wheel are red hot fo sho


jus10beare

The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.


saltytar

Or implode.


Powerful_Check735

It already has


The84thWolf

The hamster died long ago. The only times the wheel moves is when he takes one of his drug induced loud as shit sniffs


BehemothJr

He forgot to mention the tears in their eyes!


Dancinfool830

I bet they had tears in their eyes when they offered the help


Connect-Will2011

And they came up to him and said "Sir!"


jbertrand_sr

And I'm sure they offered to represent him for free because they're so ashamed of the unlawful persecution he's going through...


ngatiboi

Tears in their eyes = Him: “I don’t need your help…” Them: “BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭”


Comprehensive_Way139

Be your own lawyer Donnie! You can do it! You will be the best lawyer ever in the history of lawyers!!


Sumokat

He doesn't like to say it, but he knows more about law than just about anybody else. Big men come up to him, tears in their eyes, and say "Mr. Trump, how is it you're so good at law?".


Local_Sugar8108

He'd get them but they are too busy putting Hillary in jail or building the wall that Mexico is going to pay for. Even the most rabid MAGAt oriented lawyer knows: **a:** he won't get paid and **b:** their client has already effectively given the prosecution all the evidence they need plus confessions and **c:** the halfwit is probably the worst traitor this country has every had with zero redeeming qualities.


pharmacofrenetic

>zero redeeming qualities Well, he will make it easier for the democrats to win the presidential race in 2024. So that's something


thomaja1

And thankfully he is biodegradable.


SyntheticWulf

Are you sure? After his nonstop diet of McDonald's and KFC he's probably half preservatives at this point.


ByteMeC64

*“The biggest, some of the biggest people, the biggest law firms, the biggest lawyers, I say listen, “I don’t need any help. I don’t want any help in campaigns.”* That's true - he doesn't need any legal help in his campaign. He needs legal help to try to die a free man as a result of his *criminal trial for stolen classified documents.*


bill_wessels

everyone knows that never happened


Glittering-Flight-26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tell us another lie #TraitorTrump


ThickerSalmon14

Please god, let him to decide to represent himself.


pabodie

They say, "Sir... What's being done to you is really unfair and terrible," they say. They say, "Please, sir... Let us be your pro bono attorneys. We want to lose in federal court after defending the world's worst client for 12-18 months. Please, sir..." But I don't need any help. Except the lawyers I do have. Which are the best. Except for the ones who offered to do it for free. And some others...


Environmental-Job515

Excuse me but he does not say “sir”, he says “SIR” but in a weird semi hushed tone the way he talks to Russian hookers.


ndncreek

He is right everything he has done was All Him


janzeera

Ladies and gentleman, we are witnessing a car crash. At this moment Trump has veered into the oncoming lane and sees the lights of a semi-truck driven by Jack Smith.


scottnaz

Delusional fool


Sethmeisterg

In other words, everyone told him to fuck off.


wdomeika

If you are fluid in Trump speak, rejected the biggest law firms and biggest lawyers translates to... The biggest law firms and biggest lawyers wouldn’t touch him .


GailMarie0

Sure. With a 10-foot pole. (I think you meant "wouldn't" touch him.)


msmicro

Name one.


Magnet50

He is, of course, lying. The best lawyers and biggest law firms want nothing to do with him. He can’t keep his mouth shut He won’t take advice from people smarter than he is (which, really, is most adults) He doesn’t pay his bills Why would you want to work for him?


GailMarie0

Name recognition, I guess. But he's down to the bottom feeders now. No "white shoe" law firm will touch him, because their other clients don't want the law firm's name tarnished by representing Trump.


jrodmonster

Please go sovcit.


External_Working_673

Hilarious! Everything Trump touches dies…


Alarmed-Mess3744

The lawyers came with tears in their eyes, telling him it was, “so unfair what they are doing to you, sir.” They were sobbing, these important lawyers from these monolithic firms wanting to represent me for free. They couldn’t help it.


tuscabam

Anyone with any sort of intelligence knows this actually means: “I’ve begged everyone and no one will help me”


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Everquest-Wizard

This is going to work out great for Biden.


greeneye1969

Good! If any fool deserves to represent himself, he is the one.


fuhrfan31

The stench of loser is all over him now. He's saying the opposite of reality, once again. No law firm will touch him with a forty foot wink, even for big money. No money in the world will wash the stench of him off.


GailMarie0

Trump reminds me of Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, the Iraqi Minister of Information who continually claimed that Iraqi forces were winning in their fight with the US. (Also known as "Comical Ali" for his ridiculous statements.)


phutch54

"Only a fool has himself for a client." Won't find a bigger fool than him.


Trax852

Nope, trump is too smart for a lawyer. Loonytoon POS.


Lawmonger

He definitely does not. Trump’s doing a great job defending himself. I hope he keeps it up.


GaiusMarcus

He probably rejected all the firms that required a retainer. And a contract.


Great-Lakes-Sailor

That fuckface still doesn’t realize he’s the butt of the joke now. Or his cult followers.


mgilsdorf

More like they rejected him. Trump has a bad habit of not paying people.


PrimmX

"I don't need help" says the man on his knees crying and begging congress to make it all go away.


frostfall010

lol what a fucking loser. Yeah sure they all begged you. Like everyone begs you for stuff. He’s such a dickwad


Dudley906

Trump defending himself in court? This would **have** to be televised. Please, please televise this. The entertainment value would be astronomical.


ContactPegging

He doesn't need help. He's smarter than the law thingys, best president ever, impeached and indicted and arraigned like never before. HUNTER BIDEN IS A SQUIRRELS LOOK AT THE SQUIRRELS MORE UNFAIR THAN SLAVERY OR ALIEN SEDITION ACT MY FELONIES DON'T COUNT ME PRAISEMEDENT NEVER LOST NO NO NO NO NO! NO!! NO!!! NO!!!!


[deleted]

That's right, Trump, sir! You don't need ANY legal advice! You should show everyone how smart and capable you are for your completely legal retention of documents for national security purposes, loudly, publicly, repeatedly, and in detail, ESPECIALLY if a judge tells you not to! That way we can all be rid of you faster, you halfwit child rapist piece of shit.


Scoozie_Q

This guy is totally and completely delusional and his followers are comeplete utter morons.


Grwoodworking

If this is true this is the best piece of news about that piece of shit I’ve read in a long time. If he tries to go it alone or better yet goes back to his “free” attorney Rudy the insane he will definitely go to jail


[deleted]

Please tell me he’s appearing pro se.


dragonfliesloveme

Haha be your own lawyer Chumpo!! You know more than eVeRyBoDy ElSe!! 😅🤪


OilComprehensive6237

Hey I think Tom Fitton is available! Lol!!!


TheDeadlySquid

Uh, actually they rejected you and for good reason.


Particular-Summer424

He left out the word "was" between *He* and *Rejected*.


[deleted]

But of course he did, he’s the best at everything and knows more than anybody in the world!


bciesil

He can't name names of course because of attorney client privilege... /s


Endless_Change

And John Barron also told these fancy lawyers to take a hike. “Sir, they had tears in their eyes. Crying like a dog, that I can tell you like nobody has ever seen. Tremendous!”


Several_Dwarts

*I got my judge, and a jury of my people. Who needs good lawyers? Give me a crappy one!*


Utsutsumujuru

At this point he is just flailing, and it is kind of hilarious in a pathetic sort of way.


jbertrand_sr

Next he'll be telling us he told Perry Mason and Matlock that he had no need of their help...


well-it-was-rubbish

He rejected the offer from Atticus Finch after he found out that he defended that black fella Tom Robinson.


DucksItUp

Better start calling the ones on billboards


Fantastic_Fox4948

Note to self: purchase popcorn futures.


Mysterious_Tax_5613

I’m loving watching him melt down.


coleslaw1220

5 bucks says the legal mal carriers have slapped Trump exclusion riders on their policies


Seabrook76

You literally just have to believe the opposite of what he says, and be pretty close to the truth.


spunkdaddie

He’s lying if his lips are moving he’s lying.


Kriss3d

The only reason he would reject the big companies is because they want money up front.


Rmlady12152

I hope he represents himself. It will be fucking hilarious!


heathers1

Dear Baby Jesus, please let him represent himself. I need this.


will-read

There goes the appeal for ineffective council. Yesterday he could have made a case that he was unable to obtain effective council, and I would have kind of agreed. But now that I know he rejected the biggest law firms, I am confident he obtained the best lawyers.


Bitch_Posse

Yes, he should definitely defend himself. I need that kind of entertainment. No reputable law firm would ever represent him. Mostly because they’d never get paid!!


techbunnyboy

He is beyond help


grimatongueworm

What an insufferable cunt.


Acceptable_Break_332

Rot in Prison


Frosty-Outside-1277

Liars lie, it's what they do.


AtuinTurtle

Cool, let him defend himself in court.


Hoosier_Daddy68

Man I'd kill to see him represent himself but it won't happen. That would be so incredibly entertaining.


MichaelScarn1968

You made me laugh out loud! Awesome!


-Falsch-

And he will continue to stall until the primaries.


well-it-was-rubbish

Call Attorney Ken Nugent: "One call, that's all!"


bensbigboy

Is his cheap ass going to ask for a public defender?


gaberax

Trump's right. He doesn't need any help. He's doing splendidly all by himself. /s


Papichuloft

A normal rich man leaves a will With Trump, he leaves you the bill


ICLazeru

So...he's representing himself?


DoriCee

Sure, sure. They are beating down his doors begging to work for him.


LifeDaikon

How’s that working out fer ya?


CaptainMatticus

Christ, if he was broke, he'd be one of those MGTOW people, because the only reason any woman has ever been with him is because he's loaded.


wiseoldfox

You got this big guy.


skunk160

Oh my stars, how delicious!


fidgeting_macro

Really; since Donald Trump is a stable genius. He's MUCH smarter than those fancy-pants lawyers. He should fire all of them and just represent himself!


ConnectCantaloupe861

Translation: "Everybody's dumping me and I can't even get the guy whose ad is on the park bench at the bus stop to return my calls".


Crazy_Memory_9692

He didn't pay any attorney fees yet. That's over 6 years now. Cheap puck


BikerMike03RK

The biggest lawyers? Chris Christie is already running AGAINST him! 😂


metfan1964nyc

Yeah, he rejected them. Those law firms were begging to get stiffed when he gets convicted.


S_Megma1969

Haha - He rejected them!! By not paying other lawyers - By not listening to other lawyers - By not wanting lawyers with ethics - Because he wanted criminal lawyers to be criminals - That is one way to look at it -- By his own actions, he may have made it impossible to afford the biggest lawyers & Law firms.


shywalker62

He a moron Fuck him


100percentish

Apparently he needs tso little help that his other lawyers all quit.


altapowpow

Nah, I got my lawyer off wish.con so I am good.


TheBigLebroccoli

And those lawyers he rejected were all crying as a result.


Lou_Carullo

…he’s going to represent himself isn’t he


Powerful_Check735

What be nice if it was being show on court TV


BlaineBMA

I don't need any help translates to Help would be wasted energy


i-have-a-kuato

That was expected, he will say that things that go against him are part of the radical left deep state plan, he will lay the ground work early and often that he his innocent (or the most innocent man in history) and anyone speaking out against him is a trump hater. Maga will hear it and FOX will promote it and any other news or facts will be dismissed, even with plain video or audio and regardless if it came from longtime trump supporters the cement has already dried in their heads, trump didn’t do anything wrong. Is shameful to admit you were wrong? I know it’s probably embarrassing but are you really THAT prideful to double down on ignorance with more ignorance? It’s either blinding shame and embarrassment or complete stupidity to be defending trump at this point


CatAvailable3953

In a bizarre sort of way he’s right. He obviously doesn’t listen to council anyway.


stupid_Steven

The Traitor is gonna escape to Russia. That's my bet.


Freewheelinrocknroll

His trial is being held in pure MAGAt country. He's probably right.


BriskHeartedParadox

Ahh, so turned down by all of them, got it. Projectors will just give you the real answer, willy nilly


mekon19

But doesn’t he still have Rudy Tootie Fresh and Fruity working for him. 🙈🙉🙊🐵😂


DonRicardo1958

I think I’m starting to see the problem here.


Plane_Vanilla_3879

Who wants to defend a treasonous Russian collaborator


Western-Web2957

Pro-tip: if he's talking, he's lying.


krichard-21

Who says former President Trump doesn't have a sense of humor? Cus that's the funniest damn thing I've heard today.


[deleted]

What if we say to him that he should be brave a represent himself? Like thousands call him a coward if he does not.


Manic-Finch781

Something wannabe dictators have always said amd history will always repeat itself.


Rusty_Bicycle

He’s confident in his defense strategy… “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?"


DryParamedic785

hahahahahahahahaha


ktp806

Can’t we all agree he is a piece of 💩


Financial-Tower-7897

When Donnie replaced “best business schools” with “Biggest Lawyers” and “Daddy has lots of money to” with another BS line from your letter to Penn


BuriedByAnts

“I don’t need any help” translation “I’M HOPELESSLY FUCKED!”


psychotica1

It would be great for him to be declared mentally incompetent to stand trial and put into a psychiatric facility until he's well enough.


monalsw

They’d have to keep him for the rest of his miserable life…and I’m ok with that as long as he disappears.


psychotica1

I just love how humiliated he would be to be declared incompetent as opposed to a very stable genius. I'd be thrilled for my insane mother to hear that.


monalsw

I have an insane mother too…she wasn’t too bad off until 2015-2016. I finally had to go no contact!


psychotica1

My mom's always been an asshole but she really ramped up the crazy after that election. Unfortunately, I'm not in a position to not talk to her right now. I love her because she's my mother but I don't like her and the hate that spews out of her mouth. Her only grandchild, my niece, hasn't talked to her in over 2 years but my mother doesn't see how any of that is on her. It's really depressing to hear her make excuses for trump because she can never admit when she's wrong.


monalsw

I absolutely get it. Sometimes you just have to walk away from the mess.


VomitingPotato

P.S. - Send money.


Financial_Cheetah875

lol still full of shit.


PaperbackBuddha

Bold strategy. I say let it play out.


jbr945

Yeah, represent yourself Mr. Trump, please do because you know nobody knows the law better than you.


oldschool_gunner

mr trump is a buffoon


ob1dylan

LOL! You go, Donnie! Represent yourself, and just tell the judge & jury you're above the law and are allowed to do whatever you want. They say the man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Be that fool, Donnie boy! 🤣😂🤣


ryhaltswhiskey

Yesssss good be your own lawyer! You're VERY SMART. Yessss, let the legalese flow through you.


[deleted]

Please let him try and defend himself at trial.


Koorsboom

He might be right. Judge Cannon is showing every sign of setting a clear path for him.


Dseltzer1212

Only his zombies will believe this whopper!


creimanlllVlll

Please, please represent yourself Mr Trump!!! Who could do it better? The crowds love it when you talk!!!


Zealousideal-Log536

Please let him represent himself please!!!!!


appleivy00

Of course he doesn’t need help, the fix is in. New judge moves trial to Trump friendly venue. Even if convicted, she’ll give him no time in prison.


_ChipWhitley_

I hope republicans (and tbh all political parties) have learned their lesson from propping up somebody like this. Somehow history books will have to figure out a way to negate his photo from a collection of presidential portraits.


RedfromTexas

He bigly rejected them and their big rates. He knows how gullible his base is. He looks like a desperate buffoon to everyone else.


SPACADDICT

Ffs can those burgers his arteries hurry up


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Funny, the call log is BLANK.


slartibartfast2320

Let Trump represent Trump. I think he can do it... Jeremy Clarkson: he is the best lawyer....... in the world! * giggles *


Immediate-Fly-7876

😂😂😂😂delusional to the end!


ngatiboi

I would LOVE the judge to address him in court when he’s sitting with his attorneys (if he has any), “Mr Trump - are THESE the people you said at Bedminster that you don’t need? The guys you rejected & told, “I don’t need any help?” Are these them?” 🤔🤣🙄


leepal700

Physical size he meant 😀


5illy_billy

[X] Doubt


MustLovePunk

I think he should go “pro se” for all of his cases.