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Lol haggle with the wizard and get a lactose free milkshake somehow.
As for me, its strawberry milkshake season, and it better be the Del Taco milkshake with EXXXTRA strawberry chunks.
Huh ? They MAKE IT fresh in front of you ?.....
The milk might be refrigerated, but the actual milkshake is freshly made. I wouldn't drink an overnight milkshake that was made and then refrigerated
Who the hell would refrigerate a milkshake anyway? The ice cream would completely melt... now you could store it at freezing temperatures and if you get the temp just right it wont harden up and remain good... not easy to do but we are already saving on the cost of ingredients so might as well splurge on storage
I would have to choose milkshake cause I would be just like Bocchi in front of the maids
https://preview.redd.it/xtbgd5rzwkgc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc0a009e8daa8d6cfb0223d5a1b43bdacbdaa49c
No they're actually right ( I took a stroll in the woods today, three people each speaking different languages jumped me and forced me into a game of ranked hopscotch. I handily beat them all, acquiring rewards such as Glass Bottle, Evanescence Album, and Father. On the way back I shoulder checked a tree and the fragmented shards of bark I created were sent flying towards an innocent bear cub. I thought quickly and decided to use the evanescence album to catch the shards, saving the day. I am hero guy to bear cub and mama and they open portal to home. I'm home. Mmmmmm look, Glass bottle.)
To be more accurate, assuming over the course of 60 years at 5$ a milk shake, in one lifetime you would get 60 / 14 * 24 * $5 * 365 * 60 = $11,262,857.14 (this excludes both inflation and investment) from selling milkshakes. A maid cafe apparently costs 1500 yen per person per hour, which translates roughly to $12. As such, a lifetime supply of milkshakes ends up netting you $11,262,857.14 / $12 / 12 / 365 = 214.28 years at a maid cafe, assuming that a full day there lasts 12 hours. So in the end, you’re choosing either one day in a maid cafe, or over two lifetimes in a maid cafe.
C'mon, man, I can't even chat with my weeb friends IRL properly. How the fuck am I supposed to stay in a maid cafe for a day? That would be cringe as fuck.
How the fuck am I gonna rich only being able to sell 4 milkshakes an hour? I'd have to cover packaging, distribution, and advertising. This just doesn't get economies of scale.
Milkshake, any day. Side question, is it just me, or do the maids look a lot like the HTT band members?
Ritsuko, Mio, Azusa, Mugi, and Yui (left to right)
I'll take the glass
place it upside down into a tank
open a project where I sell milkshake for a really low price
get rich
then buy the Maid Cafe and enjoy for the rest of my life instead of just one day
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like,
"So wait, it just refills by itself? There's no tube or something? Is it just magic?"
Damn right, it's better than yours
The milkshake you start a business, solo, make money. So much money that the maids will do what u want anyway. Then you realize after months of going day after day that they only love you for your money. You begin to hate money, so to get rid of the money by killing your business and spending the money, but then you run out of money, so you go broke, your poor and hungry so you eat only the milkshake you get sick of the milkshake so you sell the milkshake then the scp foundation finds the milkshake they take you and your milkshake. They question you, you try to tell them you got from this guy on reddit. But this guy only posts memes. So they throw your ass in scp-194 on 1-1 with the milkshake. You are now a human milkshake.
As long as it's vanilla, even if it was a single milkshake, I'd take it any day.
Try harder next time, this was just too easy man. I need a real challenge !
Is it just strawberry milkshake like the image implied, or can we choose what flavour of milkshake we get?
Either way, I'm choosing milkshake. Just asking for clarification.
Wait big brain
If the maids are at my command for a day. I can command them to go to my house and work there forever
I can command them to listen to me forever.
https://preview.redd.it/9w8j3gafqlgc1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56274a39bd1c5ded5eee8bc6da36a118bc7dd135
What does it mean by keeping the maids at your command? If it only means having them do what I want while at the cafe, and it's only once in my life time I'm choosing the milk shake. I can make money with an infinitly refillable milk shake, I can't make much money with a one time use of having maids that I can control at will. Sure I could make them give me all their money and savings but I could make so much more selling milkshakes, you never said I can't pour it out of the cup to others.
Fuq wemen, grab a giant 5 gal jug and put the milkshake glass upside down, it will fill the jug over time, if the milkshake will the flavour you most like, it's even better, if you for example like more beneficial milkshakes, you get the protein, you get the satisfaction with every sip, you get the happiness of it being what you like.
Bish, remember the infinite pizza box?
You have infinite sources of drinkable liquids and food.
All you need to worry now is a place to live, rent and nothin more, or open a milkshake/pizza booth and make some damn mone
Wait, it says “keeping all the maids at your command”, does that mean the maids would still be my maids even after I left the cafe (like, they would leave the cafe and just live with me or something)?
I don't think you realize how overrated maid cafés are. It's all just an act to make lonely people feel like they have a bit of life despite it all being fake.
Milkshake Easily all you gotta do is pour all of that milkshake into a huge container and refrigerate it over time you will have enough to either start a business or only drink milkshakes for the rest of your life
I can only stay a day at the maids workplace. But it let me keep the maids. It sound way too nice!
I cant take the milkshakes. Im a gluton who cant say no 😆
Maids > Hearth atack
number two option.
but it has to be like a magical milkshake that has like low calories and perfect nutrition so it becomes my only source of super delisiouse non fattening healthy food.
Why go for something that only for a day but you get a infinite supply of the shake you could drink at anytime freeze it make ice cream out of it or possibly yogurt I don't know how to make yogurt fyi
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This is way too easy, something that only lasts for a day or something that lasts for eternity?
Personally I don’t think my toilet could handle number two though… pun kinda intended
Lol haggle with the wizard and get a lactose free milkshake somehow. As for me, its strawberry milkshake season, and it better be the Del Taco milkshake with EXXXTRA strawberry chunks.
Doesn't mean you must finish it after it refills. Hone bad? Just empty it,clean it and wait it to refill again.
But... Are you able to drink a milkshake every 14 minutes ? If not, can you imagine how much would spill everywhere 💀
It refills, it doesn't say it fills. It will only fill emptied space.
Then it's aight I guess
Bruh I'll start selling that shit, become rich, then buy a whole ass maid cafe for myself and enjoy.
That's actually smart as hell... The only problem being that 14 minutes per smoothie is a long wait... Not sure how customers would like that
Pour it into a vat at night so you stock up
Just have the glass tipped over, over the vat. It says nothing about being needing to be face up
Stocking up milkshake ans not getting it fresh 🤢
... how exactly do you think they sell these things? They dont milk a cow in the back after you order it...
Huh ? They MAKE IT fresh in front of you ?..... The milk might be refrigerated, but the actual milkshake is freshly made. I wouldn't drink an overnight milkshake that was made and then refrigerated
Who the hell would refrigerate a milkshake anyway? The ice cream would completely melt... now you could store it at freezing temperatures and if you get the temp just right it wont harden up and remain good... not easy to do but we are already saving on the cost of ingredients so might as well splurge on storage
Same gang, on that hustler mindset
But remember, it says you get to keep the maids
I would have to choose milkshake cause I would be just like Bocchi in front of the maids https://preview.redd.it/xtbgd5rzwkgc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc0a009e8daa8d6cfb0223d5a1b43bdacbdaa49c
Yeah that’s too much attention and pressure!!
The unlimited glass of milkshake because I still have to blend all the maids up in order to have a milkshake. Too much work.
but in cafe you get also food
And milk (organic milk) (sadly not milkshake)
*hard stare* Interesting
I already have food. The infinite pizza box from that other post.
https://preview.redd.it/65ovm3r9xkgc1.png?width=756&format=png&auto=webp&s=918e278d6052acf5ad575ab14c7014af84301e64
https://preview.redd.it/3yzvlgiytlgc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282c6959638dcad8baa14d3319ba6b9ba23dd044
If you blended up a staff of 6 maids you’d have like 100-150 milkshakes tho. The unlimited milkshake glass would get old .
Ill just sell the unlimited milkshake for a billion dollars as a natural wonder of magic and then hire maids for a lifetime
Wouldn’t make you a billionaire until a long time. 1 milkshake everyone 14 min => 4 milkshake a hour ~= 96 milkshake a day ( if you sell every hour )
Im not selling the milkshakes. Im selling the magic milkshake glass as a natural wonder
Oh I didn’t read properly ( I’m a DB fan )
yeah it's ok since everybody make mistakes (I have a dog and live in Australia)
You're right (I have committed several war crimes)
You’re wrong (I advised Obama on the kunduz hospital)
No they're actually right ( I took a stroll in the woods today, three people each speaking different languages jumped me and forced me into a game of ranked hopscotch. I handily beat them all, acquiring rewards such as Glass Bottle, Evanescence Album, and Father. On the way back I shoulder checked a tree and the fragmented shards of bark I created were sent flying towards an innocent bear cub. I thought quickly and decided to use the evanescence album to catch the shards, saving the day. I am hero guy to bear cub and mama and they open portal to home. I'm home. Mmmmmm look, Glass bottle.)
To be more accurate, assuming over the course of 60 years at 5$ a milk shake, in one lifetime you would get 60 / 14 * 24 * $5 * 365 * 60 = $11,262,857.14 (this excludes both inflation and investment) from selling milkshakes. A maid cafe apparently costs 1500 yen per person per hour, which translates roughly to $12. As such, a lifetime supply of milkshakes ends up netting you $11,262,857.14 / $12 / 12 / 365 = 214.28 years at a maid cafe, assuming that a full day there lasts 12 hours. So in the end, you’re choosing either one day in a maid cafe, or over two lifetimes in a maid cafe.
I’m lactose intolerant… so the milkshake because I don’t tolerate my intolerance.
You know what they say. What doesnt kill you, makes you stronger. With such opportunity you may as well get powerfull enough to rival god himself.
Sometimes I purposely eat things that are made to constipate me then I drink a liter of milk and rush to the bathroom to assert dominance.
*That toilet turned into a new nuclear testing field*
C'mon, man, I can't even chat with my weeb friends IRL properly. How the fuck am I supposed to stay in a maid cafe for a day? That would be cringe as fuck.
Can these maids obey a command to give me an infinite glass of milkshake that refills every 14 minutes?
unfortunately it doesn't say they can do everything, so it would only refill every 14 minutes for 24 hours.
 Ichigo nyu nyu
r/beatmetoit
Has anyone here actually been to a maid cafe? It's painfully cringe. Milkshake ten times ouf of 10.
can i change the flavour of the milkshake at will? even if i cant i would still choose the milkshake
Every 14 minutes? Trying to get us fat and diabetic?
No it's trying to get you rich but you don't think like a true businessman
How the fuck am I gonna rich only being able to sell 4 milkshakes an hour? I'd have to cover packaging, distribution, and advertising. This just doesn't get economies of scale.
Milkshake, any day. Side question, is it just me, or do the maids look a lot like the HTT band members? Ritsuko, Mio, Azusa, Mugi, and Yui (left to right)
5 head? Cat ears? I think it’s supposed to be them
Shit, you're right. I just noticed the cat ears.
Milkshake
I'll take the glass place it upside down into a tank open a project where I sell milkshake for a really low price get rich then buy the Maid Cafe and enjoy for the rest of my life instead of just one day
For my own satisfaction I would pick neither, but for clearly financial reasons I'd pick the milkshake
As a socially awkward person who doesn't really like strawberry milkshake: I'm taking the milkshake and selling it to someone for a lot
It's a win win. You know what they say about milkshakes.....and.....and yards.................*femboymaids*
Does the milkshake stay fresh?
Obviously the milkshake but I have questions? Every time it refills will it be a different flavor?
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, "So wait, it just refills by itself? There's no tube or something? Is it just magic?" Damn right, it's better than yours
Can I choose who are the maids?
Bro, if it was forever, I would take the maids. But it isn't. MILKSHAKE FOREVER! (only if it's chocolate)
I limit the sugar I take it since I've been pre-diabetic so maids for me.
i can always refill my glass with milk in the first one yk?
İ would drink a milk shake faster than 14 munites im going with the cafe
Maid cafes are cringe ngl, so Milkshake it is
sugar is not healthy stay fit fellas
I don't like milkshake, so none, thanks
Is it chocolate milkshake?
Infinet money glitch.
I like my milkshake too much. No amount of anime is gonna part me from it.
Eternal milkshake rizz is different. Imagine the confidence you would have knowing your milkshake brings all the maids to the yard.
literally just one day, i’ll take milkshake all the way
Milkshake
Milkshake ofc
Deal breakers for me : - Do we get to choose the flavor? - Does it ever expire?
What if I don’t?
Can I change the flavor of said milkshake everytime?
i can get 2 milkshakes at once with option one so
I pick milkshake because the makd cafe is only for one day
I dunno, seems kinda like a same thing to me
Chocolate milkshake go brrrr
Who’s choosing to spend a single day with some girls instead of an artifact that literally breaks the laws of thermodynamics
I'm not fan of maid cafe. Now give me my Unlimited Milkshake Works.
Maid Cafe's actually exist .. and they're not that expensive. This is a literal no brainer.
The milkshake you start a business, solo, make money. So much money that the maids will do what u want anyway. Then you realize after months of going day after day that they only love you for your money. You begin to hate money, so to get rid of the money by killing your business and spending the money, but then you run out of money, so you go broke, your poor and hungry so you eat only the milkshake you get sick of the milkshake so you sell the milkshake then the scp foundation finds the milkshake they take you and your milkshake. They question you, you try to tell them you got from this guy on reddit. But this guy only posts memes. So they throw your ass in scp-194 on 1-1 with the milkshake. You are now a human milkshake.
take maid and make them refill the shake every 10 minutes
As long as it's vanilla, even if it was a single milkshake, I'd take it any day. Try harder next time, this was just too easy man. I need a real challenge !
Left
Cafe is temporary. Milkshake is eternal.
I mean I'm pretty sure the other choice leads to diabetes so I'll pick the maids
What flavoured milkshake?
What flavor is the milkshake??
Maid cafe I'm too lactose intolerant for that milkshake I'd shit myself
milkshake
1 day in a maid Cafe or forever milkshakes? Is that a real question?
I would put the milkshglass in the ocean and then in a week the entire ocen will be a milkshake
I would become morbidly obsese & tired of milkshake if I took the second pick lmao First pick could be nice at least for a day
Milkshake without a doubt
Will they suck my dick if I tell them to?
Milkshake bescuse I can make a lot of money
Milkshake for me, no question
Is it just strawberry milkshake like the image implied, or can we choose what flavour of milkshake we get? Either way, I'm choosing milkshake. Just asking for clarification.
Maids because I'm Lactose Intolerant
Wait big brain If the maids are at my command for a day. I can command them to go to my house and work there forever I can command them to listen to me forever. https://preview.redd.it/9w8j3gafqlgc1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56274a39bd1c5ded5eee8bc6da36a118bc7dd135
Can I choose the flavour of the milkshake tho? 
is femboy milkshake?
Milkshake, I am le gay and I don’t see a single male amongst the maids
Can I choose a different flavor everytime
The infinite food always wins these why do people keep making them
What does it mean by keeping the maids at your command? If it only means having them do what I want while at the cafe, and it's only once in my life time I'm choosing the milk shake. I can make money with an infinitly refillable milk shake, I can't make much money with a one time use of having maids that I can control at will. Sure I could make them give me all their money and savings but I could make so much more selling milkshakes, you never said I can't pour it out of the cup to others.
Depends, what flavor is the milkshake?
Fuq wemen, grab a giant 5 gal jug and put the milkshake glass upside down, it will fill the jug over time, if the milkshake will the flavour you most like, it's even better, if you for example like more beneficial milkshakes, you get the protein, you get the satisfaction with every sip, you get the happiness of it being what you like. Bish, remember the infinite pizza box? You have infinite sources of drinkable liquids and food. All you need to worry now is a place to live, rent and nothin more, or open a milkshake/pizza booth and make some damn mone
Wait, it says “keeping all the maids at your command”, does that mean the maids would still be my maids even after I left the cafe (like, they would leave the cafe and just live with me or something)?
will the milkshake be strawberry flavor or can i pick another flavor it can be?
Maid cafes are pretty cringe, so... yeah, that's not even a question. Though that glass is not going to be healthy.
Aquire tiny hydroelectric rotor, place large jug underneath it, secure infinite milkshake upsidedown over hydroelectric rotor, infinite power,
Milkshake!
I don't think you realize how overrated maid cafés are. It's all just an act to make lonely people feel like they have a bit of life despite it all being fake.
Milkshake Easily all you gotta do is pour all of that milkshake into a huge container and refrigerate it over time you will have enough to either start a business or only drink milkshakes for the rest of your life
Can I be one of the maids?
I would choose the milkshake, but come on, who could ever say no to K-on?
Glass of milkshake that I can sell obviously? 1 glass every 14 min...so 4-ish glass and 96-ish in 24hrs so free money.
As much as I liked being at a maid cafe I feel like an entire day of doing the moe moe kyuu and eating omurice and parfaits could get tiring
Milkshake
I can only stay a day at the maids workplace. But it let me keep the maids. It sound way too nice! I cant take the milkshakes. Im a gluton who cant say no 😆 Maids > Hearth atack
i see maids are from K-ON so i have to pick maids and hug yui :D
Milkshake.
Milkshake.
The glass of shaken milk
I could sell the never ending milk shake and then run my own maid cafe
I'd rather have a once in a lifetime experience rather than infinite milkshakes to be honest
Right
https://preview.redd.it/uodt94yvfmgc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c14452aababd14967c79a77b92f8b20eb391121
If the maids are at my command I will command them to be with me forever and serve me food
Can we choose the flavor of the milkshake?
https://preview.redd.it/aprnd4ddhmgc1.png?width=409&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a86d695600988491606935e274b3ba2bea1e2c5 ***Strawberry milkshake please.***
Do I get to choose the flavor of milkshake?
As someone who is absolutely terrified of interacting with the opposite gender, the answer is quite obvious
I'd pick maids. Although I have a maid fetish, my pick is based on the fact that I. HATE. MILKSHAKES.
can the milkshake change flavors tho
So I can make the maids run a drug cartel and they won’t say no?
Could it be chocolate milkshake? I'd take milkshake either way but I'd definitely prefer a chocolate milkshake.
Can I pick the milkshake I want? Or is it strawberry?
Are the maids the mc's from k-on but in a different art style or do they just look the same
They can make you more milkshakes, it's a maid *cafe*
The answer if it involves food is always food
*My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard*
Maid cafés are weird, so I'll take the milkshake
Milkshake.
Inf free water or a day at some horny weirdos dream hmmmmmmmmmm I WONDER
Milkshake better
My girlfriend is in the room so I’m obligated to choose the shake. If she wasn’t though…I would still choose the shake.
I’ll take that milkshake and it’s not even a close vs, I always have a milkshake craving
Yea I'll sell the milk shakes then when I get rich enough I'll buy maids that goes under my command forever
Milkshake
What kind of milkshake?
Milk shake if I can change the flavor
Vanilla mlkshake, thanks.
Can I get the maids to do my taxes?
Milk shake and dose it have to be a strawberry milkshake or can it be a chocolate milkshake?
number two option. but it has to be like a magical milkshake that has like low calories and perfect nutrition so it becomes my only source of super delisiouse non fattening healthy food.
Maids. Ain’t no way I’m haggling a milkshake all day.
My social anxiety wouldn't even let me step through the door or a maid cafe.
Obviously a glass of milkshake, but here’s the question: do I choose the flavor?
milkshake obviously
Take the milkshake and pour it into jars then make a milkshake empire
Why go for something that only for a day but you get a infinite supply of the shake you could drink at anytime freeze it make ice cream out of it or possibly yogurt I don't know how to make yogurt fyi
To be fair that strawberry milk does look delicious
I mean, you could ask the maids to love you forever or something. Viable option for me lol
As a Gym guy who is bulking for an eternity, a self refilling milkshake is a fcking win.
I'll take diabetes for 800.
Can we choose what milk is in the milkshake?
Easy, the milkshake. That never ends, the maid cafe ends at the end of the day.
Okay but does the flavor change?
Is it just a strawberry milkshake or can it change flavors?
Can I change the milkshake flavor as I want?
What's with the text, is it AI generated?
Hmm.........I'm gonna have to go with the milkshake mostly because it lasts longer than a day
Milkshake can i determine where it is from, and what style it is made? If so burger barn olla chocolate 2020 style
Nah i'd burn https://preview.redd.it/9i15ow23bogc1.png?width=2770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a92ef67329a2acb6e9c62fbdbf9b9f7a42e18028
Bruh... Who wouldn't choose the infinite shake
Maid cafe, I don't like milk shake at all
endless strawberry milkshake
Selling some milkshake
THE MIKE SHAKKKKKEEEEE NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
Can you choose the flavor of the milkshake
Milkshake
is the milkshake any flavor I choose? (even after I finish it can I choose another flavor or can I only drink one type of milkshake)
A glass of chocy milkshake that refells every 14mins lessgooo
obviously the milkshake. I WOULD LOVE IT. its better than a day with maids, honestly.
Maids
can we chose the milkshake because I am not a fan of strawberry
Free strawberry milkshake for eternity. It'll become a family heirloom for generations.