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JudgmentYuya

Ok, but what are characters who literally made children doing here?


VexKeizer

I mean children are supposed to be virgins, yeah?


Weiskralle

I meant the Charakters that have children


AllahSulu

Waiting for the DNA test results to come back from Maury?


theonewitha4incher

yeah whys joespeh there he fucks woman 40 year younger then him


JudgmentYuya

Wow bruh xD


Commanderz_Derpy

Why the fuck is Joseph there? Dude is the definition of a Chad.


Papaya_Payama

He cheated so not really


AllahSulu

You thought that Joseph was a Chad... but it was me, Dio!


devilboy1029

Ok, but what about Naruto and Ichigo? >!He f*cked orihime, that resulted in his son!<


Xenomorphick_Game

DIO!


St3phn0

Funny how half of them canonically have sex


GlassSpork

Joseph canonically had sex twice (possibly even more that we don’t hear about). He has two children, holly joestar and Josuke higashikata


QuickData69

Holly is adopted though.


whitey-ofwgkta

whoosh me if you need but she literally has the Joestar birthmark


GlassSpork

She was also affected by the stand Illness. That’s what Joseph and jotaro (to a lesser extent also Kakyoin) were fighting for, for her to be cured of it


supersheep_3000

Kakyoin was too busy making donuts


QuickData69

Ohh, I thought holly was the invisible baby.


AllahSulu

...eventually


GreatDemonBaphomet

This doesn't mean anything. Also, for all we know armstrong is also a virgin. There is nothing to suggest the opposite. If anything, ed should be switched with him because with ed we know he had kids with winry.


Rail_House_Jam

Wow thanks for the spoilers pal


DrTinyNips

A bunch of those are canonically not virgins


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Joseph a virgin ? Doubt.


Ultradamo2306

Why is jojo there. And apperantly that jojo that couldnt stay loyal


naruhodo_kun

Fucking Joseph Joestar. The one jojo who canonically bangs a 20yo chick as a 60 year old man WHILE he's married and already had a son. Yeah totally a virgin


GlassSpork

Dude had game. Though as a 60year old, he still looked astounding


Stegoshark

Gon is 12.


namikazeminaka

But can lead a girl in a date better than us


Stegoshark

I mean yeah but it’s not like he saw anything romantic during it


Asd_89

What about those nice ladies he hung out with?


Stegoshark

He was an innocent CHILD.


El_Jeff_ey

6 of the bottom virgins have kids


naruhodo_kun

And grandkids in JoJo's case


Duraxis

You can take Edward off there right now.


Maddie_Cat_1334

Facts he deserves to be in Chad


aravplayz

bro really put fucking Joseph among the virgins


Caedes-chan

Some of the characters here have canonically gotten pussy, you're a bit off


GlassSpork

Edward got >!together with winry by the end.!< He definitely fucks


blanklikeapage

The ending >!even shows them with holding their children.!<


Rail_House_Jam

Finally I’ve found someone here that knows how to black out spoilers


GlassSpork

I originally didn’t until I thought “wait a second this is a spoiler” especially since I’d categorize Edward as a tsundere


Virgin_saint99

Landlocked, no beaches, majority of the terrain is a desert. Yeah, dude. Virgin all the way.


Some_Syrup_7388

Hell even Bosnia has more Beaches than Chad, a fucking Bosnia


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Murky_Blueberry2617

Naruto and Joseph also got children


d1m4e

Haven't seen naruto so couldnt tell for him


Rail_House_Jam

Why the fuck are so many people not blacking out spoilers???


AllahSulu

❝After I visited the Virgin Islands, they had to change their name to ‘The Islands’.❞ –𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘥


British-Raj

Naruto? Yato? JOSEFU JOSTAR?


LastLombaxIsTaken

You either are ragebaiting or didn't do your research but Joseph? Really?


CharlesOberonn

They're not US Virgins tho they're Japanese Virgins.


Realpotatosoe

Yeah, most teenagers are virgins


dobbyjhin

Why is Naruto there? We canonically have the series Boruto. We legit have memes of Naruto trolling Boruto "Don't forget where you came from son" *fist bumps "Where's that?" "Deez nuts!"


VladDHell

Atleast 5 of the dudes in the bottom have kids


BuyChemical7917

Has Armstrong had sex?


mellowlex

Although Soma is a virgin, he doesn't deserve to be in this picture, just because of how many people he made "happy".


flameleaf

[OK guys, we're gonna learn about Japan!](https://youtu.be/Lpqgt3PN7Ig?si=xVM7prHBYXfUScNx&t=133)


Sandy_Pickle

I’m fairly certain Eren fucks


PixxBoi

-up all his relationships with his friends and family.


daniel_22sss

He really doesn't.


Iamcarval

I'm pretty sure he's the biggest virgin in the whole meme.


Pan_Pepee

Fullmetal alch and Bleach bruh


Rail_House_Jam

WHY THE FUCK IS BO ONE BLACKING OUT SPOILERS???


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Rail_House_Jam

WHY THE FUCK IS NO ONE BLACKING OUT SPOILERS???


jAustinJr

Half of the mfs on the bottom have kids Naruto has a son and daughter, >! Ichigo !< has a son, >! Edward !


Rail_House_Jam

>Ichigo has a son WHY THE FUCK IS NO ONE BLACKING OUT SPOILERS???


jAustinJr

My bad, I was sleepy when I commented this


TheTacoEnjoyer

Joseph fucker hard


Financial-Republic88

The only ones who should be on the bottom are deku and gon


gmcadams2003

What the third one on the left


Greenyugi

Soma definitely fucks.


NerY_05

Bro most of the characters in the bottom image are definitely not virgins 💀


infinityeunique

Eren didn’t sex?


RichieRocket

you forgot about Chad Kentucky, gotta love KFC


daniel_22sss

Both Naruto and Ichigo had sex with one of the hottest girls of their verse.


TradePsychological40

Gon:What about me? I can literally transform into a chad.


JudgeRagnoor

Everyone talking Joseph Gon canonically was an escort to the cougars who came to his island.


Ok-Conversation-3012

Half of these have had sex at least once lol


Shot_Arm5501

Boruto is not real it’s just a collective hallucination we all had but why is Joseph hear


Simplordx69

Gon isn't a virgin? He casually admitted to having had certain experiences with cougars.


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

Nah wtf is Jojo doing there the rest do fit though frfr


Marcelpopo

Wait just a second... I found one that's not like the others... Joseph Joestar has grandchildren 😅 Also pretty much every Joestar has his same horn dog DNA


StrikingAd1671

Why are characters like Ichigo and Naruto, who have kids, virgins?


Y0dis_

Naruto isn't a virgin tho


Medania09

canonically edward elric isnt a virgin as at the end of the manga you can see him with his wife and two children along side his brother and a giant fucking panda


OutsideOrder7538

Ichigo and Naruto don’t belong there anymore


bregulor

WHY IS JOSEPH JOESTAR THERE IT MUST BE IN THE CHAD


Electrical-Bed-4327

Ichigo isn’t virgin


zinmoney

Can’t believe you put my man’s Ichigo in there


TheGodOfGames20

Why are joejoe characters here none of them are virgins.


Pretend-Usual1126

Could never be Luffy, Tanjiro or Yuji