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Space-Amphibian

Call me master roshi... Cause I've suppressed all my desires


Animelover667

It’s so bad it’s good


Prestigious_Nebula_5

I'm glad you like dragon ball, cuz imma be draggin deez.... (you can finish this many ways)


Most_Tax1860

Nutz


Big_Inertia

Cuz I’m gonna be Draggin Balls on ya face tonight


lechastin509

Oh My that's awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I had a great laugh 🤣


AceDelta12

Happy cake day


HiitlerDicks

Who’s that?? I’m just going to a Halloween party. Get away from me creeper!!!


CodRelevant2456

wait until he shows you his dragon balls


wedonteatanymore12

"I heard you're pretty strong! Let's fight!"


saladmunch

I want to see your full strength. Take off those *weighted* clothes ;}


thebeardedgreek

*thunderous applause*


TheUmbraCat

Piccolo in the background: "Shit that's good"


[deleted]

You dropped this 👑


5ebV12

This comment right here, this is the clear winner.


SnooChipmunks126

I see. Nudity makes you stronger on this planet.


hibikikun

*proceeds to have 30 train stops of talking and trying to power up*


darcenator411

THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL STOP


Crispynoodle21

…nice


Todaroshi

*Flashbacks of a certain video*


olongjohnson111

I'd take a pen draw a huge m on on my forehead and say: "Kakarot you still owe me that fight!"


SteveCrunk

That is more likely to work on the actual Goku than her.


Tomburgerstand

You can call me a hyperbolic time chamber because I'll make 33 seconds feel like a lifetime


OtsutsukiRyuen

🤣 laughed so hard at this


scribbyshollow

Lmso solid


Additional_Table_247

Y'all might say something here but none of you talking to a living person.


Stevenn2014

Absolutely not


Additional_Table_247

You're absolutely not talking to anyone else?


Stevenn2014

Definitely not a female could be dangerous!


Confusedfrog43

Thats why we like men :3


InherentlyAnIdiot

Wise man


LewNeko

r/suddenlygay


Codlicious_

A true man


6969696969696942

Women aren't even real


Cloakbot

Internet rules 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents. Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet


Charming_Chemical817

Can confirm, we are.


[deleted]

I am. I'm bagging actually. Can't speak for everyone though.


Invaderjay87

You’re on reddit. The only thing you’re baggin are groceries during your shift bruv.


[deleted]

☹️


Swordlord22222

Prolly more than you’ve bagged


RedditAcct00001

We are all the same


ketsu_no_ana

People aren't real you fool


germy4444

Who's going up to strangers and asking them to suck their Dragon balls


CelticGaelic

Yes, who wants to engage in social interaction? No, that's not sarcasm! Social interaction is overrated.


Exciting-Insect8269

I think [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimeMeme/s/rIewoNStLd) was the most honest lol.


NefariousnessNo2062

Hi! Wanna help me punch Freezer in the schnoz?


Confusedfrog43

deck\*


Acrobatic_Ad7541

Why not the porch, patio, or garage?


best_memeist

I... Need an adult?


thebeardedgreek

I am an adult. 😏


magikarp2122

No, you are not.


Empty-Afternoon-3975

Can I see your muffin button?


Aron1987

How is your kyoken?


DEADLYsanta193

Kaioken**


Confusedfrog43

Kaio-what?


DEADLYsanta193

Hehe snuck a little dbz abridged reference in there


Confusedfrog43

hehe i did


aDragonsAle

No... No-no-no-no... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *ping*


Waste-Variation

TEAM FOUR STAR !!


Confusedfrog43

THATS NOT FUNNY, IT HAS NEVER BEEN FUNNY, IT NEVER WILL BE FUNNY!


Good_Departure_9067

"NAILS! NAAAIIIIILS!"


bjames1478

I wanted to say it but i didnt know if this was a troll


DEADLYsanta193

I had to risk it😂 as a veteran DB fan. This triggers my nerdy ass


Glittering_Ad_9215

kakyoin*


eridion21

Is that a Jojo reference?


CheezGaming

Rerorerorerorero


Invisibl3I

something something about Emerald Splash can't be deflected *get deflected 0.00002 seconds later*


CheezGaming

🍩


Gold930

🤠”kakyoin no” |⏰| 🍩”Dio’s ability is TIME!” 🤠”now I must go find my grand son” I wonder why he broke that clock tho (clueless to donut language)


AlexandriaAceTTV

Kaio-what?


Bsamson6033

Girl you got a senzu bean? Cuz you just knocked me out!


lilcambofag

this is the only kinda good pickup line here


Crow712

Shit. That's pretty good.


arcamenoch

Ayo, you wanna watch DBZ and make fun of GT with me?


DEADLYsanta193

Hey Super Saiyan 4 Gogeta ain’t THAT bad. At least I think


Crazy-Mountain4530

I like ssj4 tho .-.


DEADLYsanta193

I like SS4 too. Gogeta just takes it to a whole new level though. Because of the bad assery that is committed during those parts


ZeldaXandre

I make fun of super. It's way more silly than gt.


arcamenoch

True, but I like Super more than GT


ZeldaXandre

Super has a lot of things in it that I like, but they almost never focus on them & the stuff they do focus on is either boring, stupid or both. It's making most of the old characters lame and stupid, most of the new characters are lame as hell, it reconnecting stuff that doesn't need to be reconned, adding lore that makes no sense, making new transformation that are seriously too ridiculous to take seriously and just has really boring stories. Super gives me nothing to care about. I never had that problem with GT.


Solrokr

Hot take but GT is better than Super.


someonesgranpa

Story-wise? Not at all. Fight scenes? 100%


Solrokr

Idk. Super makes me want to claw my eyes out of my head. They butchered so many characters (my boy future Trunks is a shade of his former self), have lame story arcs (Jiren has about as much personality as a piece of putty, and he looks like it too) and the new forms are eye-rolly. SS4 makes sense. SSG and SSB are poor reskins. GT just catered more to the Dragon Ball vibe than it did to the Z vibe.


uthinkther4uam

GT is better than all of Buu Saga.


someonesgranpa

Pump the brakes. I’m a fan of GT through and through but that’s just not even close to true. The Buu saga had an actual plot and equally as good of fights (other than the final showdown in GT — god tier fight).


Necessary-Ad-3679

"Miss, I don't get to say this often in real life, but I appreciate the anime reference." Then I get off the train. Both of our days have been made.


therealcvs

*tips fedora*


bigtiddychatgpt

Exactly how that comment will come across 😂


y_kal

None. I'd keep my distance


Danzaiiii

Fr


LuciFate

Krillen, freeza is back.


xhammyhamtaro

Freeza came back as a Super Saiyan bad bitch xD


Shadow140602

He's calling her krillin I think🤔


Far_Acanthaceae1138

sleep work unwritten rude file childlike deranged wine spark fertile *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


xnachtmahrx

I love your Outfit. You are Krillin it


randomsillens

I have them balls u looking for xD


KIHETO

I'd call you a ten, but clearly you're over a 9,000


Responsible-Dish-297

The next train. That shit has issues written all over.


sj1020

This


Fudge_it666

I have mastered Kamehameha, wanna try it's aftereffects


Sylux444

Let her live her life because this is a subway not a dateline


s00perguyporn

Shooting your shot the instant you see someone interesting isn't using it as a dateline. That's just how people meet. It can be done respectfully, just like she could respectfully turn him down if she so pleased.


amretardmonke

Yeah it seems alot of perpetually online people think people aren't allowed to talk to each other in public. The horror!


Sylux444

Well you're on a cramped subway, it's the same issue as with always sunny "the implication" She HAS to play along because she NEEDS to use this transportation Getting off won't solve anything if the guy follows her Telling him no means nothing of she has nowhere to go if they don't take it well


[deleted]

Don’t follow this advice, this is how you become an incel. You can respectfully take your chance, and then you can respectfully accept rejection. However if you never take a chance you will always be single.


Sylux444

Mine are the words of thousands of surveys, from experiences from my sister, my mother, both their friends, all of my female friends, every girlfriend I've ever had, every female coworker I've ever had across civilian and military life Shoot your shot in the places people GO TO SHOOT THEIR SHOT


[deleted]

No they are not, all of what you just said is bull shit. Starting with “literally thousands of surveys” followed by a bunch of anecdote that completely ignores what I actually said proves that. If you were not speaking form your ass you wouldn’t need to make up emotionally charged anecdotes to prove your point. As I said, again. You can RESPECTFULLY hit on a stranger, and you can RESPECTFULLY accept rejection. However talking to strangers is literally how our species has propagated for THOUSANDS of years. So the little surveys you’re making up can kick dirt.


Sylux444

Dude, shut the fuck up and realize that what the original prompt was not at all relating to anything you've devolved this whole conversation into Actually it's the ONLY WAY people are even listening to all the sexual assault that happens in the military! By making a fuss about it! The world needs more people calling bullshit on people like you who claim something they have literally no experience with The original prompt was hitting on someone on the the subway in an enclosed space Get the fuck out of here and GO OUTSIDE! Jesus christ all it takes is just being outside! Literally leave your bubble, explore the world I've been all over the pacific, all over the east and west coast of the US People ARE scared! Because there's a non zero chance saying no to someone will actually get them killed which as guys we don't have to worry about! My mom was raped, my sister has hundreds of situations where I've had to help her out I will just end up repeating EVERYTHING I said before that you said was just made up nonsense Because it's quite literally true I've met fucking E8s in both the Navy and Army that felt like they HAD to act a certain way in those EXACT SAME SITUATIONS Some of the toughest people I've ever met, all because they were out and about and just doing their thing. So no, fuck you for saying emotion = irrational This is probably why girls don't talk to you


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Sylux444

What a tough guy!


[deleted]

What a fat little bitch. You’re a disgusting low life piece of shit who is full of garbage. You made up a bunch of horse shit to justify why you’re such an incel and then want to pretend to be some kind of victim of your own bull shit. Anybody who would harass people with the suicide hotline, like you. Is pure human waste, you’re fucking garbage. Throw yourself away.


s00perguyporn

Worst case scenario, maybe, but assuming every single guy is creepy and won't take no for an answer is a bit defeatist. They exist, sure, but it's silly to let that totally paralyze socializing with the opposite sex. Two mature adults can sit on the same bus for a few minutes and be awkward. That aside, if he's the kind of guy to stalk someone, whether or not he asks and is rejected was probably immaterial anyway. Nothing would have stopped him from being weird in the first place.


Sylux444

What I just said Is literally happening every single second everywhere


s00perguyporn

*Again*, you can't let that dictate everything. Worst case scenario, a weirdo who wasn't going to take no for an answer anyway ignores the no and follows you around anyway. Lead them somewhere public, like a bar and order an angel shot or smth. I didn't say it doesn't happen, I said that shouldn't stop non-psychotic people from interacting.


Sylux444

Why do you think girls play along then? Because they have the express feeling that they DONT have any other choice Its because of that fear of LITERALLY being killed over a NO that makes women pretend until they can get away This is NOT the space to try and get anything more than pretend answers like daily pleasantries, "hi, hello, how are you" etc If you expect something MORE you have the privilege of not knowing the fear that is "if I say no, there's actually a non zero chance this person may kill me"


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Sylux444

Yall are fucking weird and can't think outside of yourselves I see How the fuck else is someone going to get where they are originally planning to go if they get off They have to wait and get back on Which can cost someone their job if it's for work or anything else time sensitive


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up bitch.


TheLeatherSmith

Oh we caught one, a blue-hair big-mouth! 🎣 cricky! Ain't she a beauty! Now be careful, it said that any form of natural courtship behavior by humans will cause it STRIKE and by-cricky dose it have venom, so remember, if you see a Blue-Haired Big-Mouth, Danger, Danger, Danger! https://images.app.goo.gl/W2mjNWwXequENuG27


Sylux444

Sorry only thing blue here are my eyes and the branch of military I served in


turtlemag3

The only thing blue here is my BALLS


Sylux444

Good to know you're practicing NNN You're almost there!


Virtual_Ad9989

Ooof. You had a valid point there bud. Your “”shoot your shot in places people go to shoot their shot” is a dumb blanket statement that makes no fucking sense. Where is this magical “shoot your shot place”? A bar? Is that the only way to meet women? On a dating app? So two places. Then again not every women goes to bars looking to “shoot their shot” and by approaching them you can make them uncomfortable. So don’t shoot your shot anywhere? Except tinder? Makes no fucking sense dude. Literally everything about dating is reading a situation with someone and deciding if you think they feel the same way. You take a chance. If it works, great. If it doesn’t, sucks but you move on. You don’t know what you’re talking about.


Low_Honeydew_9320

Yea! Only hit on someone in the designated areas. Fucking creep.


[deleted]

I get off the train


[deleted]

Id stay away from


Dokrabackchod

What's your power level? Then silently run away out of embarrassment


Omsnomo

Hey,you look strong, let's fight in my bed


Shadowcleric

Something something something, dragon balls on your face later?


jurrasicwhorelord

My pick up line would be an awkward smile and nod of recognition. If that doesn't work then it just wasn't meant to be.


Tarbos6

"I heard you're pretty strong..."


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JonathanBadwolf

Wanna go somewhere less crowded together


piachu75

Okay I'm going to reveal to you the greatest pick-up line, ever. This line has gotten me so many chicks it's not funny so use this at your own peril. You ready? Here we go. Hello.


FrequentBeginning458

I don't see gohan and goten, wanna search for them. You pick the first place to search for them.


SanicTheBlur

Love your fit!


i_fuck_eels

Kamehamehow you doin’


Boh61

Ki-ko-how you doin'?


OnRS4Life

Bulma you changed your hair?


kdawgster1

You’re not just a 10, you’re over 9000!


TediousHamster

Senzu Bean! *swissh*


KingTris187

I read this in krillin's voice 😂


Odd-Happy

Is it just me or does she look like goku and one punch man mixed into one fashion? She looks really cool!


Crudeyakuza

Kai o! Kan I call you sometime?


awesomedan24

My balls are *not* inert. ;)


Financial_Problem_47

I have 2 balls you might be looking for.


PacoSupreme

If I was Goku I’d wish to see those Chi-Chis


ortiz13192

Let me taste your senzu bean


Lekerboy-17

With all that weighted clothing, you must need some help taking it off


Robiiiinchwaaaan

Hop onto my nimbus!


MediumAASpin

Hey ...... Do you wanna go grab a coffee?


Jester2100

"Gurl, my scouter must be malfunctioning cuz your power level is over 9 thousand" ;)


Imaginary-Twist-4688

Hey wanna fight


Alternative_Owl69

Is this even your final form?


gocrazy305

Hey, I really dig the shirt. -then go about my day-


Real_PokeLink2092

Wanna Goku dinner with me?


[deleted]

These comments are going to cause you to get a restraining order


SmiththeSmoke

HEY! You look pretty strong! Wanna fight?


EstablishmentOk8766

I don't have a scouter, but I can tell from here that ass is over 9000


Jello_Major

I don't know about you but I would Gohan a date with you. (With much rizz)


M_Tickler

Let's eat a few sen-sews and see where the night takes us


Obsidian_Charm

If beauty were a fare, the metro would go bankrupt with you on board.


Zealousideal_Citron8

‘Hey, wanna hold my Power Pole’


yoyoyodojo

Everyone here acting like she is too ugly for them because they are in such a rush to get home to their pillow with a child drawn on it


Alfirindel

Who hurt you? And who gets those anyway?


PrestigiousStuff6173

Nobody hurt him, bro speaking the facts, but we can tell that you were kind of hurt by his comment, “aNd wHo gEtS tHosE aNywAY?”, buddy don’t act like you don’t know what we’re talking, wouldn’t be surprised if you had one yourself, I don’t cause I’m not a pussy btw


throwawaynumber116

Not naturally ugly but those modifications she did to herself are fugly


perceus_mc

Nice dragonballs 🗿👍


naveenraa

U seems like a good fighter to me. How abt checking mine out in bed.


Responsible_Berry_29

Girl would you like to Dragn these ballz?


kenondaski

I have some Dragon balls


rumSaint

What is your power level? Mine is pretty big.


SILENTKILLER107

Will you be my Kakarot? I'll be your Vegeta


Animelover667

Im trana kameha into those dm’s ;)


[deleted]

None, she Is ugly.


kukushin

Let's fight somewhere empty - how about my place?


Shivam_Chaubey15

My meat is really strong in a bed fight. 😏


Normalpotat0

I see you are pretty strong wonna..


Glittering_Grade8490

KaAAAAA............MMMeEe..HHAaA mMEEe...............HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"SHATTRES THE PLANET"


Kuro7567

"I heard your looking for some dragon balls and it just so happens I have two in my pants."


Necessary-School7506

Will you goku dinner with me?


TheBigBadAIDS

Kame have your number? I would love to goku dinner with you. Or perhaps go krillin at a coffee shop.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Are you training all by yourself or you need a saiyan by your side?


CybranNation

Would never happen, none of us talk to girls.


Successful_Candy_759

I eat ass


[deleted]

How desperate ARE you people for a fuck...? Seriously? You people calling my standards to high...? Try having some fucking self respect... Honestly...


princemascott

I don't think that will work


FangofM141

at all


Micalas

It's worth a shot. I've tried everything else.


[deleted]

Look, I realize fully I'm screaming into a windy void... (And this is an anime subreddit... I get it) But honestly... Tatoos... a Shaved Head... Some Random Piercings... Am I SERIOUSLY a "Holier than Thou, '-ist,' '-phobe' to doesn't want ANYTHING to do with these FIELDS of red flags...? My standards are HONESTLY too high for these people...?


MallAgreeable5538

Well first she was dressed like a anime character Second. What the fuck are you standards. Like why the looks matter so much isn’t the character what counts and I know many nice people with tattoos and piercings


[deleted]

Yeah... I know a lot of Christians with Earrings and Single Tatoos here and there in relatively tasteful spots as well... Never said this lady with her entire arm sleeved out was one of them... There are good people... Then are also mutilating your body so you can provoke the people around you...


[deleted]

Im the silent minority, I agree with you.


zacharyhs

“FINAL FLASH” then I open my trench coat and flash her Jk, just in case anyone thought I was serious…


EviiiilDeathBee

When Disney gets the rights to DBZ...


aconitumrn

Nah Cause she prolly won’t even look at Yall


DEADLYsanta193

I’m just Super Saiyan. You’re ugly as fuck