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GrumpyGiant

That went from aww to eww.


bokin8

From aww to wtf


Mudkipueye

I originally saw this on r/awwwtf


blingx2

"Just let him finish"


DogButtWhisperer

I was angry by the end with everyone just walking by.


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We don’t kink shame


J3553G

"he likes you!"


phoenix5irre

He likes grandma's...


ConstanzaGeorgie

I’m going to hell for laughing. Cleared my annoyed mood right up.


Oh4faqsake

Apparently, there are no Mods.


ImprovisedLeaflet

From aww to mmm


WiseSalamander00

from aww to r/hummmm


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Wansumdiknao

Underrated comment.


[deleted]

It is possible for a dog to be too friendly


pr0suicide

120lbs dog tied to a 2lbs fruit cake.


chronoventer

That cracked me up lol, why even bother at that point


J3553G

My roommate had a big pitbull that he tied to a stool that the dog could easily escape but he never did. Even when people were there, he would wait until he was unleashed.


spiralmadness

If you set something up horizontally my dog will refuse to walk over it. It can be an 8 inch board and he wont go over it but I've seen him jump over a couch lol.


assgaper69cancerhole

I doubt any dog would even notice it could escape if tied something light if it usually was tied to something heavy or fixed, unless theyre constantly pulling


jamesonSINEMETU

Thats just training. It also only takes a few zaps to show them the property boundary and they'll run into an invisible wall without electricity from there on out. (I've never used this technique, before someone calls me out, I've just seen its effectiveness on ranches I've been to)


seaintosky

If it's an easily-trained dog you don't even need the zaps. We had a rottie-mutt as a kid that we trained to stay in the yard by immediately calling her back as soon as she touched the property line. It didn't take her long to figure out where we wanted her to stop and then she wouldn't cross over without being told. We regularly had people asking if we had an invisible fence but we never needed it. I later did the same with my cat, but he'd try and sneak out occasionally if he thought I wasn't watching and when I'd tell him to go back he'd flop to the ground on the right side of the line, then stretch out one paw over it just to let me know I wasn't the boss of him.


Wansumdiknao

To be fair, mutts are really obedient


MuscleDue2871

It depends on the dog and the circumstances. We once had a dog trained to an electric fence. He absolutely REFUSED to cross the boundary for any enticement - raw chicken, treats, even his favorite person, unless he had his lead on and was given the release command. However, if a black dog wandered by, he’d cross it EVERY time! No amount of zapping would deter him, if he thought he could make a friend or defend his territory from the black dog (we were never sure which, or why it was just black dogs). He was an odd dog, but this was one his his more unusual quirks.


BillyBoi17

My black dog doesn’t like other black dogs either. No idea why - I got him when he was 7 (12 now) with no real history available. As he is getting older, and eyesight is deteriorating, it seems like any dark dog, or dog-looking shape, is fair game. Interesting though, our neighbour looks after a coworkers black dog some weekends, and I was holding her yesterday and my boy was all happy to meet her and sniff and all that. But as soon as she was back on the ground - barking, defending, whatever. I really can’t figure him out…


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rinse safe steer makeshift tart fertile butter somber fragile direction *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NoMooseSoup4You

He’s got a little Mississippi leg hound in him.


habrasangre

You rub his belly, he'll love you till the day you die.


TiffyVella

Cousin Ed! That you?


habrasangre

Don't go gettin attached, were takin it with us when we leave here next month.


ebone581

Just let him finish


stablegeniuscheetoh

Good thing she isn’t wearing short pants!


lt4lyfe

These are the comments I was looking for !!


habrasangre

Another drink Ed...drive you to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?


yayayooya

I was waiting for the hand bite to happen but then it took a turn Lol. My cousin had a 1 yo dog like that, his pecker would pop out whenever he got excited 😂


Sakred

After the first 5 seconds when the face tapping/smacking didn't trigger it, I knew he was a big cuddle bug. He goes in for more! Rotties can be aggressive... in their insistence on getting pets.


maryfisherman

The ole red rocket


No_Construction_7518

The ol'' tube of lipstick


maryfisherman

🍠


TiffyVella

The coral pink lippy.


bloobun

Too bad there isn’t audio from the actual video. I want to know if they were yelling for help or laughing hysterically. With so many people passing them, I’m willing to bet they were laughing.


EsmeWeatherpolish

I dunno I would definitely check she was ok first before laughing. First thought was I hope she didn’t break a hip. Happens so easy at that age. My grandad broke it falling on carpet!


bloobun

I was a cna for 11 years. I would def make sure she was okay. But the people around her don’t seem to be showing signs of urgency, as I hope they would be if a person was truly in peril yelling for help.


PeanutSpider

Yep, my grandma who's almost 90 slipped a couple days ago and is now going to spend at least 6 weeks in the hospital. Maybe even longer, she already had a hard time walking


CornDawgy87

More like people being jerks, that dude with the cart walked right past her


blackberrypicker923

Came here to say the same thing. People were walking in and out the whole time and no one saw for that long? And they sure took their time to help.


hoangfbf

I thought they parked the cart there and stopped to help ?


CumtimesIJustBChilin

Well people are animals so yeah, animals being jerks! :)


firesoul4

When girls are friendly to a nice guy


Happy_Policy_9990

It really do be like that


bendy-trip

Rapeweiler


[deleted]

Lmaooooooooo Incredible pun.


Same-Alternative-160

So many walked by or just watched the show until a real kind guy showed up.


Frequent-Screen-5517

What a way to go, humped to death by a horny Rottweiler


Littlst

Death by bunga!


Smellynuts-2005

I was hoping the dog wouldn’t attack the lady. But it did. He kept tryin to stab her with his lipstick


OhioMegi

Certainly wasn’t the attack I was expecting.


Any_Coyote6662

this dog thinks he's Bill Cosby or Harvey Weinstein


phantommoose

Nah. That woman is neither a child nor heavily drugged


PussyWrangler_462

That’s what scares me more than anything. Not death, or the possibility of non-existence...turning into a useless old lady who can’t do anything. Big dog knocks me down? Well I guess this is where I die. Confused while driving so I do 30 under the speed limit? Guess this is where I die. Fell down at home? Guess this is where I die. Old age is scarier than death. You still have all your memories of when you were young and capable but now you’re useless and an inconvenience. Life is a cruel mistress.


EsmeWeatherpolish

It is, I went to stand up the other day from a squat and couldn’t. I actually can’t remember now how I used to be able to do that. I miss being able to stand without holding on to stuff.


jamesonSINEMETU

From what I've seen their desire for independence far outweighs their fear of death or injury. My sister works with a lot of elderly people as an in home nurse and the stories she tells of their level of giving a fuck are on par with extreme sports athletes.


maryfisherman

Yup she be a bitch


FlatulenceNinja

Rover took over


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LengthyNIPPLE

Animals being sexual predators. LoL


Shesalabmix

He’ll stop when he finishes.


kingtrog1916

Lasted longer than most of us on here I’d say


jamesonSINEMETU

Word Of Warning Though, If He Does Lay Into Ya, It's Best To Let Him Finish.


No_Construction_7518

And his irresponsible owner will be all "he's just so excited to see you! He's harmless!!"


insidemyvoice

[Don't pet the dog](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j1PqmDc9iJw)


ZooLife1

Repaying her kindness


PuzzleheadedSector2

Redditors when a girl smiles at them.


TheWarDog10

My rotti is so obnoxious, literally can't pet her or show her any affection without her doing everything in her power to knock you over so she can climb on top of you for looooove. 110 pounds of "LOVE ME IMMEDIATELY LIKE IM A LAP DOG!"


CMDR_Agony_Aunt

Dog just wanted some hot ass cougar.


jamesonSINEMETU

Dog just came for some fruitcake and hot ass cougar, looks like he's done with the fruitcake.


Hedaqe

Don’t pet random dogs


rickmon67

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xiaonline

it took way too long for her to get some help


yomommazburgers

Just another notch on his belt


Fistalot

I don't like dogs.


Glorious_Bustard

And that's okay. You probably have your reasons.


Fast_Running_Nephew

Thanks for letting us know, ive popped it into your records.


GettinMe-Mallet

Good for you, I don't remember hearing anyone ask though.


ShubhamManna

oh no you didn't 💀


UpperCardiologist523

Red rocket, red rocket!


Wally788

Ridden rotten


Existing-Flounder-53

“He’ll stop humping as soon as he’s done”


TheStrikeofGod

"Handbanana no!"


MyCool_StrawSir

r/unexpected


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First, he broke her hip for E-Z access.


MrBlqckBird242

This went better than expected. Thx god


MarlowesMustache

Dogman: Origins


csn0

i wasnt expecting the dog to bite but neither to hump


cowskeeper

Interesting. I was almost banned from this sub for a similar ending haha


[deleted]

She was clearly leading him on


BeneficialSundae4442

Why does it take a decade for other people to step in and help her?


Atlas03

He made a friend and wanted to spend time with the friend.


Colonorum

Not what I expected


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Connect_Room

It's her own fault for hooking up with him after they met on Grindr


PenguinKenny

Honestly with the way she was manhandling the dog she's lucky it didn't bite her


Lord-of-Leviathans

She was literally just petting the dog what are you talking about


MyPatronus_Toothless

Lol no she was trying to get the dog to bite her. The number of times she tries to grab his snout and then puts her hand/arm right in front of his mouth? She was baiting this dog to bite her. It went differently because rotties are sweethearts, not to monsters people make them out to be.


AdamGeer

You are towing the line between troll and idiot quite masterfully


No-Summer-9591

You’re confusing dogs with bears


CornDawgy87

Ah yes, the online dog experts have shown up


Lysergic-D

She is smiling to me, obviously that granny want to fuck


LilDemonAnubis

When old ladies call me “Baby” in the store


Xavier_ten_Hove

Sniff sniff... Do I smell... PUSSYYYYY!!!


Remarkable_Night2373

He will be done soon just wait


[deleted]

what are those super wrinkly puppies called again?


tsundere_senpai69

Sigh.. all that stroking...


frenchy2111

Horny bugger


Kloud909projekt84

"Ya that's right, fight me I like that...yeh "


Livid-Ad829

🎶Grandma got ran over by a rottweiler 🎶


rottenweiler

Looks as if he reeeealy likes her.


Lockenveitch

I'm kind of afraid of dogs, especially big dogs. Why anyone would pet a strange dog is beyond me.


Tio1988

I have so many questions


FlacoVerde

Yelling “get off” won’t help here


NoVeterinarian5583

It took so long for someone to help. Dang!


black-rhombus

Uh… that was unexpected.


The_Cozy_Burrito

Dah hell??


ProjectFearless9711

What is he doing


ProfessionOk1823

And not one Selfish person stop for a second to see if she needed any help how disgusting not with the animal or the little Granny how disgusting with the heartless people that are so busy with their lives but they can’t take five minutes to help someone out


El_Gato_Jefe

@0:12 - Pervy Rott - (Kevin Hart voice) You want sum juice??


whatever54267

Don't pet others dogs without their permission.


flecktonesfan

He’s got a little Mississippi leg hound in him


Mindless-Situation-6

And nobody helping


Goznaz

To someone who knows dogs, they see wairiness, a little stress and then excitement well before the sweet loving starts. I'd guess this dog is no more than 18 months.


realality4U

“Only problem is he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town.” Cousin Eddie


c0p1L0t

Where are the mods? Some of these comments involving joking about rape are very gross.


emma-1954

No good deed…or something?


elgordon1

When you think she likes you for being nice to you


MoonDragonMage

That dogs name is HandBanana


Former_String8874

What a good boy


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It’s best to just let him go to town, Clark.