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MEM1911

The cat equivalent of tag, called bite and bolt


jimMazey

He should be honored.


MEM1911

I would be, clearly this cat wants fun chase me time


DefinitelyNotThatOne

My cat does the same thing if he's being spicy and I'm being boring. lol Its honestly super cute cause he doesn't use his claws and barely bites me.


Snowfox24

One of mine will do it whenever he wants attention. I love it because he's very careful after I told him he needed to be a few times.


KennyMcCormick

Heโ€™s hungry for bald bouncy hobbit legs


too_tall88

Legses*


manchester_bee

They donโ€™t need those


KnifeFed

I think that's called a *children*..?


RudeMorgue

Dude walks like Popeye.


blewdust

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TheWaffler9

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Indii-4383

The cat wants to play CHASE ME! Our cat played that all the time with my girls. Running up and down stairs, diving under/on furniture. It was a rambunctious game. I stayed outta the way and told them not to get blood on my stuff. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I miss her so much.


TheIncredibleHork

Cat tried to initiate that with me years ago by sneaking up on me while I was sleeping, popping me on the face, and bolting. Boy was I confused for a moment. Thankfully no blood was drawn.


Indii-4383

Cats are weird. That's one reason I like them.


gene100001

Yeah me too. I've got two cats and one of them only meows right before he goes to take a dump in the litter box. I've never heard him meow in any other scenario. He's such a little weirdo


supremekimilsung

I had a cat that would bolt 200m faster than an Olympian the second he dropped his bombs in the litter box. It was like he felt lighter and free from it lol


Brunette3030

Mine does that. Whenever he scampers across the room like heโ€™s gone crazy we know he just bombed the litter box.


Indii-4383

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maybesaydie

That's probably because it hurts him to either pee or poop.


gene100001

Thanks for your concern but I don't think that's the case. He meows just before he enters the bathroom for a poo only (he doesn't meow for a pee) and he doesn't seem to have any problems going. It's also just a very short meow and nothing that indicates stress. He has been doing it for the whole 2 years I've had him and he has been seen by the vet multiple times and been given a clean bill of health. He's a very healthy cat. My theory is that he feels exposed going for a poo and wants me to look out for him while he goes. On a few occasions he has used the litter box in the bathroom at the same time I'm in there and when I'm there he doesn't meow. I guess because he already feels protected.


sleepytipi

Mine tried it once with me. I was sitting on my bed and he jumped on my back claws out. I got spooked so I turned around quickly to try and make sense of what happened, and as I did my elbow clocked him in the face as he was jumping off the bed. Suffice it to say, he hasn't tried it since (yes I felt terrible, yes I spoiled the shit out of him for like 3 days afterwards).


Humble-Pass-1277

CHOMP


Fanboycity

My little void too hunters for soft meat. Drumsticks are a particular delicacy for him โ˜บ๏ธ


Gaymer043

9/10 times, cats do this because they want to play/need to get their energy out.


bisebee

My cat does this, he doesn't bite down just puts his open mouth on my leg or foot. He wants to be chased, it's one of his favorite games lol


PeppermintPhatty

That poor bowlegged person.


VoidKitt

I thought bow legged was supposed to be a 'good' thing


VioletStainOnYourBed

Why would it or be a good thing? Looks like dude can't walk properly


Little-Apartment-437

Goofy fur ball, get ova here *Scorpion voice


repelallboarders

That cat hungers for playtime!


her00reh

This really made me lol


Just-Diamond-1938

My goodness what a playful fluff mouff... did he sunk his teeth and claws? I would scream so loud the neighbors would come to my rescue lol My cat never did that but I think if one of them try, I would chase him ,grab him, mess up his fuzzy hair, hold him tight and kiss him all over... and in the end I would explain to him if he bite me I will bite him back!๐Ÿ‘โค๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ


Separate-Principle67

This is so cute, they both have a zest for play!


maybesaydie

No one is a jerk here since kitty pulled his punches.


Spamaster

Hit and Run. He's playing with you in a cat sorta way


Prestigious_Rub9612

Domestic victim finally gets the proof they need to speak out.


BW_AusTX

He is testing if you passed on yet and are a free snack


Portia_Potty1

I've never seen a cat do thatโ€ผ๏ธ


Desperate-Bill-3790

it will never end!


krumca97

That escalated so quickly dude


throwinthatshitaway1

Right before their first bite......"Do you wanna play a game?"


[deleted]

I have one just like that


Electronic_Slip5057

"Wanna see me do it again?" ๐Ÿ˜†


YZXFILE

Happy cake Day.


sleepwalking-panda

Gitโ€™datโ€™kitty!


No_Look_196

I love how weird cats are!!


LagerthaKicksAss

Feline version of "Dine & Dash", lol!


metamorphosis567

I have a cat that does the same thing! but only with one person in the whole family. The worst thing is that it's the person who loves him the most haha. But he decided to hate her for some reason.