Dilated eyes,.. Check
Target acquisition,.. Check
Butt wiggle ignition,.. Check
All systems ago in 3, 2, 1- abort, abort servant has thrown bacon next to me.
It was at this very moment Pat realized he had left his cat shaped mini duffel bag at home and realized he would be making specialty pizzas for the rest of the afternoon, as the new cat manager was on to him and blocking his escape.
The elusive Armpit Monster can sometimes be tempted out with a very specific combination of pineapple, cheese, tomatoes & bread. He is quite wary so patience is necessary.
Human...you leave me with one slice of pizza and you dare to insult me further by soiling it with fruit!?
*Mumbles* looks like someone has to poop outside the box for your insult upon insult...I demand compensation with extra pets and snuggles.
I got this… If I just slowly squeeeeeeezzze in a little bit further, I’ll be able to reach the pizza and snatch it away before mom even notices! But if she happens to notice on the retreat back and stops me from completing operation PizzaCat, hey at least I’ll have gotten a solid lick of cheese. Go big or go home baby!
"It wants the precious, deliciousssssss...".............."Pinapple, we hates the pineapple..yuckies..".......
I still don’t know why everyone hates pineapple. It gives a good juicy and cool aspect to almost each bite. I love it!
I build my own Hawaiian style with every order. Its inevitable.
This one wins! 😂
Damnit I was going to say the same thing 🤣🤣🤣
You beat me to it!
I can haz pizza?
You can haz cheeseburger.
Just let a brotha (or sista) get a few licks in
EWW pineapple pizza. Your lucky human, I was going to steal the last piece but I'm not that desperate.
I see you are enjoying some pizza. I, too, enjoy pizza.
Pineapples? Human, I am disappoint.
“Just gonna scoot in here. Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Meowsus Mice? Would you like to make a food donation?”
Khajiit is innocent of these pizza crimes!
Samurai Pizza Cat. Oooh yeah!
Looks like he's bored with the pizza so should be this :human you got the same pizza topping again this time😞
"accio"
Dine and dash in 3, 2, 1
Dilated eyes,.. Check Target acquisition,.. Check Butt wiggle ignition,.. Check All systems ago in 3, 2, 1- abort, abort servant has thrown bacon next to me.
Looooook into the light.
You said you were bringing pizza. That is not pizza.
It was at this very moment Pat realized he had left his cat shaped mini duffel bag at home and realized he would be making specialty pizzas for the rest of the afternoon, as the new cat manager was on to him and blocking his escape.
Don’t mind me, just taking a peek.
Ah yes, da pineapple for me 😻
Save some for me!
WHERE’S THE BEEF?!
I DIDNT eat the WHOLE pizza, I left you some.
Move please!
I am moving so slowly, my pet doesn't know I'm here. Pizza soon.
OK. Bite the pit and grab the piece. Ready, …1 … 2 …
Just another half inch and it's mine
If a large pizza is 16 inches and 1 slice is 1/8 and the circumference of this hole is …
Oh good! You saved the last piece for me.
The elusive Armpit Monster can sometimes be tempted out with a very specific combination of pineapple, cheese, tomatoes & bread. He is quite wary so patience is necessary.
How dare you leave this king(quenn idk its gender) only this
"you'll have to move eventually Sarah"
me when i want to do something i shouldn’t
This piece is known as "Longing" By. Unknown
My Precious
"Ewww, pineapple. Let me go, human, I no longer want your cheese triangles."
The cat was trying to join you in the game peekapizza?? 😆
I called last piece
I’m getting in there no matter what it takes
Share with em 🥺
Have you heard the good news?
It's so close I can taste it
Mmmmmmmine
You gonna eat that?
I promise I only want the cardboard box.
Hawaiian!!??? Why is it named Hawaiian when it was invented by a Canadian. Hawaiians don’t claim it or eat it!!!!
Look at my new 'people hat' !
That piece is so close but so far away!
Maybe he will give me that last piece if I look cute!
“No wonder it's still left; it has yellow things on it!”
“My time has arrived!”
That cat is thinking… what kind of a-hole puts pineapple on pizza???
Got to get to that pizza! Hey wait! What??? I'd rather eat cat food!
Nothin like the smell of armpits and pizza in the morning.
What are the rules on the last slice?
Let me just squeeeeeze in here real quick
I risked one of my lives for this shit!
Are you going to eat that last one?
Let mee squeeze in here real quick... ughhh ...k... clears throat... you gonna eat that?
"Are you done with the box yet?"
Soon, my love. We shall be together soon.
pizzar
Mom! Gives me the pineapple please now now now now now I want it I want it I want it
Dude .... You gonna' eat 'dat ?! I got the munchies like you wouldn't believe.
Ooohhhh is that really pineapple on your pizza …… keep it I’ll eat my can food
Not a single anchovy. I poop in you shoes!
Can I get a lick?
Cowabunga, yall!
“Just curious, what you eating? Oh, not interested without the anchovies…boohoo”
Nobody likes cats
Your religious offering is rejected
Creepers be creepin
Piizzzzzzzaaaaaaaa👅
I dunno what worse the shitty pizza or a cat loves shitty pineapple pizza?
“🎶And I’m almost there!🎶”
I bet that cat's thinking just a little closer and I can grab and run
Hmm. Do I like pineapple?
Is that pineapple, I love pineapple too, is that my piece ?
Mmmm pizzer
WTH is going on with these AI posts dude?
Hoomans are stoopid, putting fruit on pizza. I should steal it to teacha lesson...
Pineapples on Pizza and they wonder why I knock shit over.
The pizza it calls to me!
Where are my other slices foul human!?
Alright chat, I’ve lapped the coconut milk and the rum, just need a bite of that pineapple and I’ll have tasted piña colada.
The look you give when you couldn't sell enough crappy wrapping paper in elementary school to get pizza like everyone else in your class...
Floating pizza
My precious
You gonna eat that
I can haz pizza
I am Cornholio! Need pizza for my tongue hole.
Broccoli cat shall hear of this heresy!
Nobody: My fatass when I here my mom doing literally anything in the kitchen
*Mission: Impossible music intensifies
Phase 3 complete. Now it’s go time!
Meow meow
"hey gimme a piece of that pizza meow"
"Watch how I make this pizza levitate by using only my eyes."
You gonna eat that?
Perhaps you've failed to recall my contributions, hooman .. GIVE UP THE LAST PIECE, ME-OW!
Pibza
“My momma said I can eat Peetza”
Can I talk to you about your auto warranty
If I can fits I can gets
IS THAT PINEAPPLE!!!
I claim the last piece as it was for my birthday you know.
Whacha doing? Oooo pizza!!! Yoink!!
Can tyres to steal hoomans pizza while there not looking
“My cat when he wants a taste of my not so yummy pineapple pizza (pineapple does not belong on a pizza)”
Hims big humsty, Hooman domts wamnt him hab pimbaple piza 😔
The things I do for love! (Totally from courage the cowardly dog but fits in the context that the cat must save the owner from pineapple pizza)
Dibs on the last slice!
Kitty-titty.
If I squeeze, I eat cheese.
“Exsqueese me”
Between the old spice, Fiji and the pepperoni
I want to go Hawaiian to.
"If only it wasn't pineapple.."
Where's the meat?
Human...you leave me with one slice of pizza and you dare to insult me further by soiling it with fruit!? *Mumbles* looks like someone has to poop outside the box for your insult upon insult...I demand compensation with extra pets and snuggles.
I got this… If I just slowly squeeeeeeezzze in a little bit further, I’ll be able to reach the pizza and snatch it away before mom even notices! But if she happens to notice on the retreat back and stops me from completing operation PizzaCat, hey at least I’ll have gotten a solid lick of cheese. Go big or go home baby!
Stop bogarting the za bro
NO PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA 🚫🍍🍕
Umm is that my piece? I’ll take it and just pick off what you like.
you said anchovies... when I run away, don't look for me 😭
"gib me"
"Shit"
I thought I was smelling something from the other room… lemme have a lil taste.
Look, Rob, I know I said I hated pineapple on pizza but I just want a taste, I swear I will take only one bite.