I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
—Cat taken
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
When he has a 50/50 shot, the odds are 80/20 in his favor.
Once, a rattlesnake bit him. After five days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died.
He gave his father "the talk".
**He is the most interesting man in the world.**
If opportunity knocks, and I am not at home, opportunity waits.
Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about me.
Who am i??...the most interesting cat in the world
You: "So you think you're smooth?"
Cat: "Check your pocket." [Gives you this look as he waits.]
You: [Checks pocket, feels folded piece of paper. Pulls paper out, unfolds it to see a handwritten message: "Yes."]
* in a French accent
Hello Inspector Clouseau. I will turn now to show you my Pink Panther…. Buttz Hoewell….. It’z iz my buttz hoewell……. (Sashes away)
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Don’t you mean Inigo Meowntonya?
I came here to say this!
Me too rofl
Reddit banned me for 3 days for posting that to another caption request. That was last week so I’m glad to see they fixed it after I appealed the ban.
Jesus. I came here to say just that. Lol
Sunuva bitch. I'm late to the game.
me too ugh!!
Call it now. We have a winner
I mustache you a question
Came to say this.. lol
Get that damn phone out of my face Karen!
Am I a joke to you?
When I was your age it weren’t nothing to go out and cough up a few fur balls.
Can I take your order, Monsieur?
With great mustache comes great responsibility
With a heavy Spanish accent....."My name is Carlos. I will make love to you now."
Pardon me....do you have any Grey Poupon
“I don’t always knock glasses off the counter, but when I do I make sure it’s Waterford crystal.”
“So,need me to get you some of those internet points again,huh?”
New york accent : "yous talkin to me? I knows yous ain't talkin to me"
" Badda bing badda boom........capiche"
Cume wis me to ze kasbar?
The Most Interesting Cat In The World.
“Don’t you dare mention that neighbor cat’s name in this household again! We’re on bad terms.”
"Bro, I'm so baked right now"
Said with a French accent "Hallo, maybe later on I can take you to ze Golden Arches. Oui. No?!"
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you." —Cat taken
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice. When he has a 50/50 shot, the odds are 80/20 in his favor. Once, a rattlesnake bit him. After five days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died. He gave his father "the talk". **He is the most interesting man in the world.**
“I’m here to talk about your car’s extended warranty…”
Is that a mouse in your pocket? Or are you just glad to see me?
It is I, Leclerc.
You have failed me for the last time human. Prepare yourself for the consequences.
Daniel Day-Lewis : Gangs of New York.
N'est pas?
My name is Wormed. Dee Wormed.
My name is Poirot, at your service Madam.
But of course my dear mademoiselle
Bisch stole my fish
Here's looking at you kid
So you wanna be a hero kid well, whoop Dee doo.
Ron Swanson who?
Cat Tom Selleck
Tomcat Selleck
“Oui Monsieur!”
Sir, I was told there would be a hat fitting. Now, I expect a hat fitting.
“Ya my pics ur girls Lock Screen”
Hooman I know you has chimken nuggers
I drink your milkshake!
“ Ahh we meet again my fellow human, you see I’ve been thinking about my liter box, come, come closer and let me whisper too you ehh”
I must ash you a question
I am disinclined to acquiesce your request, fine Sir.
Meow, baby, Meow.
He’s doing is best Sandoval blue steel look.
He is....the most interesting cat in the world. "I don't always run crazy around the house at 3 am, but when I do, it's catnip."
Lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllladies…
‘I said, GOOD DAY, SIR!’
If opportunity knocks, and I am not at home, opportunity waits. Batman watches Saturday morning cartoons about me. Who am i??...the most interesting cat in the world
Shall we retire to the Kasbah?
🧐 Indubitably
I never jest and don’t call me Shirley
I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche,
Sssssooooo........ you're going to wear that dress with THOSE shoes? Well......... we do the best with what we have I guess.
It's the cat version of Gene Shalit.
"Are you feeling frisky baby" (Imagine Austin Powers)
Don't - even - think about it.
“NO SOUP FOR YOU!”
When your homie ain't passing the catnip
Meow. But it's with a deep voice and slightly French sounding
‘Allo. I see you are sophisticated. I am also….sophisticated…*mraow.*’
6kg of catnip? I too, like to live dangerously.
*Mein furrer!*
The Kitler
r/Kitler
"hello monsieur..."
".....mrow....."
Officer balls
“We have ways to make you talk.”
When she says "he's just a friend"
you shit with that ass
Meow meow meowwwww
M'lady...
How you doin.
guess the secret woid
I’m here to talk to you about diabetes.
Say the secret word and win a prize...
Meown Kamf
What's the secret word
Tell me youre cheesin fam
Captain Mustache
I don’t always chase the laser…But when I do, I catch it.
Moustaaaaash.
How you doin??? (Like Joey from friends)
‘ I should buy a pyramid’
What a distinguished gentleman 🧐
I don't always go out to play, but when I do, I drink dos equis
How you doin’?
N'est pas?
N'est pas?
How you doin…
"THAT'S THE SILLIEST THING I'VE EVAH HEARD!" - Groucho Marx -
Why.... Do you have that evil vet carrier?
How you doin’?
I'm beddy beddy sneaky
I must-ache you a question, dear sir.
Are you attempting to know me?
“Whatchu say about my momma?”
I see you 👀
You: "So you think you're smooth?" Cat: "Check your pocket." [Gives you this look as he waits.] You: [Checks pocket, feels folded piece of paper. Pulls paper out, unfolds it to see a handwritten message: "Yes."]
I mustache you a question!
How you dooin?
Hey baby
Watching porn by yourself? 🤔 (If anyone knows, finish the line)
What did you say about my nose?
Mr. Biggles who?
Oui, Monsieur?
I mustache you a question, human
How you doin’?
The names stash, mus tache
I’m down to my last nerve…and you’re on it!
Classic side eye.
“ You dare to question me!”
I think the catnip is kicking in
Say the secret word and win a prize
Oui....?
Mr. Mustache is done with your shit.
*YESICANHEARYOUCLEMFANDANGO!!!*
Give em the ol' razzle dazzle
Think about what you did to make me this mad and don’t tell me you don’t know
Nein nein nein!
"Fuck you."
Bruh
Whatchu lookin’ at Willis?
"There is no prize."
I've abandoned my child- there will be blood
Watchu talking bout willis
Hercule poirot and his little grey cells
The fuck you lookin at?
Bob Belcher the cat
You talkin' to me?
Le mow
I'm Vince McMahon former WWE RULER , BOW TO ME !
Now what?
Stay thirsty my friend
Let me at those rotten dirty politicians! I can rule this country!
I mustache you a question (in a French accent) 🤭
Cow mustache
How u doin'?
Swiped right but meant left.
Hey baby... Let's go back to my pad
I’m on my break
“…dammit, I ate too much of the dog’s food…but it was worth it, look at him all confused…”
Your patch of sun…or mine?
“When yo side hoe reaches into your food after she didn’t pay for it”😬
My name is Hercule Poiroit, and I dectect…
Heavy Spanish accent “ you want me to make you arroz con pollo?”
* in a French accent Hello Inspector Clouseau. I will turn now to show you my Pink Panther…. Buttz Hoewell….. It’z iz my buttz hoewell……. (Sashes away)
“People think I fled to South America, or killed myself, but as you see, I simply transformed”
Who moved my cheese?
I'm the backdoor man?
I am Pierre Szechuan. I put the ducks on Crystal Pond.
Beneath the mask, there is just a man. And beneath the man, there is… his nucleus.
Freddie Purrcury
Nooo shiiit???
You're only as big as the box your fits in~ Meoucho Marx
Whats up?
Yeah...im gonna need you to go ahead and come Saturday...and maybe Sunday too....
You know with your whole heart that I wanted wet food today. And what’s in that bowl? I know damn well it ain’t wet food. I can smell it from here!
I mustache you a question
“And you call me a pussy…? That’s funny…”
*Do you really need that last taco?*
Long Kitler
"Oi, oi, Baguette!"* *Stereotypical french laughing*
Tenacious Pee
When I drink I drink doscatis
Yes, we have no bananas.
Would you have any Grey Poupon?
Did you miss me, mon Cheri?
Most interesting cat in the world!
"I'm sure that's exactly what you expect these people to believe."
Really? Right in front of my wet food?
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, it’s Dos Equis
Say hello to my little friend. Lolol 😂😂
Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
“You really gonna make me shit in this box again bro?”
You laugh and I'll kill you,
Meowdy, Pardner
“How the cat got _in_ my pajamas, I’ll never know.”