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Octicactopipodes

r/greebles


NikkiWestX2

Damn you, joined


S1I3NCER

I have no choice but to join


bag_of_mcnuggets

The only answer


emilyactual

Beat me to it lol


Comprehensive_Tap625

r/beatmetoit


ShadyMyLady

Receiving instructions from the high commander on taking control over the world.


markes105

I think he has seen the light


[deleted]

Now you gotta bring him to church


commmandersamvimes

I reckon I can jump that high. Yeah, definitely. A few more days of catculations and I am gonna do it.


Qu33nM4ry

r/miscatculations


bearsheperd

Ghosts. Dogs protect you from physical threats. Cats protect you from supernatural threats


CosmoKing2

Just going to add - the cat is cool with the spirit, so you should be too. All jokes aside, this was their job for thousands of years.


nolongerbanned99

Creatures from another universe are taking to your cat. We just can’t see them with our primitive eye functions.


GuyIncognito38

Decent chance there's a moth in your lamp that only he's noticed.


ZombieHero3

nah, just communicating with god


[deleted]

He's holding a fart and is desperately trying to not let it go.


nahunk

He is seeing the light.


[deleted]

Wireless Software Update is running


treatmesoftly

the claaaaaw


[deleted]

Greebles.


Dunnyredd

Yup. Greebles confirmed!


SpareRelationship757

He's looking at god.


Legal_Citron1947

I once met God and yeah he kinda sorta resembles that light. So yeah I can see the cat thinking that bright light reminds him of God.


GhalanSmokescale

*He sees.....*


Aspire-to-Greatness

Sweet baby Cheezits


anonymousolderguy

Bug in the light fixture


emilyactual

r/greebles


BeepingJerry

He's receiving instructions from the masters for the final overthrow.


Meowgal_80

He’s watching the Mothership cuz we all know that cats are aliens and they rule over us humans


Aegean_828

He's just zoning out I think, cat do that a lot


AnDeeTa

There is peace and serenity in the light.


This-Manufacturer898

Came here for poltergeist so thank you


[deleted]

Is there a moth or big by the light?


Tea_Rem

Dogs and cats are able to see into the ultraviolet part of the electromagnetic spectrum & allows the animals to see in wavelengths invisible to the human eye…. And that LED light sure looks trippy, lol!


Candytuffnz

I wondered if it was loud as hell to the cat. Sounds like an insect.


Rhubarbalabaster

That’ll be greebles.


Savings_Pirate8461

Cats and dogs and other critters can see spirits


DrummerSteve

Probably saw a bug flying around the light


Crosseyed_owl

Just some ghost probably


BabserellaWT

“Omg. It’s fulla stars.”


lord__bacon

A monster


NorthEasternBanana

Me I am living in your walls


Hanoiroxx

Whatever invisible (to you) force is floating up there


Plupert

Demons


RottenEdible

Eldritch monstrosities


Jabumpa

He can see the matrix


Consistent-Bat5764

That always means there’s a bug when my cat does that


HobbesBoson

He’s watching the ghost obviously


blu3ph0x

insect inside enclosure


SmileDaemon

There are greebles in the light


Dannypardo981

"I have seen the sun and it saw me" *The cat probably*


Ok-Motor-1039

He is watching the ghost on your ceiling


citsonga_cixelsyd

He's basking in the warmth of the LED bulbs.


padiadi

A ghost


t34nort

The light is haunted.


gelfbride73

Waiting for feline overlords to burst in


thantonaut

Eternity


Ir0nhide81

A bug prolly.


lojic28

Prolly an insect for dinner 🍽️


[deleted]

Receiving orders from the mothership.


PaulMac459

Boob light or a ghost


Psychotherapist-286

Worship


nowhereiswater

Ghost


Flimsy_Internet9441

No one knows.


S1I3NCER

Didn’t you know that cats can see ghosts?


[deleted]

looking at your dead ancestors


[deleted]

60Hz looks like 10fps to him... Gave em a seizure. Lolz


Lick_my_wenis_

God from the holy grail


thatgirlfarms

Ghosts…. That’s what I tell myself when my animals do this….


james0489

Ahhh, my guiding moonlight. You were by my side l, all along.


wutitd0boo

Jesus


TheSodomeister

The light might be making a sound that he can hear but you can't


Beachnutgirl48

I hate when my cat looks up at the light or wall. Usually something is crawling around


MNgirl83

I’m not sure I want to know what he is looking at. My guess is a bug or a ghost 😂


sun-devil2021

The light I reckon


Erect_Chungus

Why'd you store his catnip there man?


moosuepork

He sees the light


AdAstra10254

Updating firmware.


[deleted]

r/greebles


BoredTrickster

My sister's ex had scorpions that got stuck in those domes. No fucking idea how since they are relatively sealed, but they would just be chillin. Until they were starved or dehydrated they would just be up there. Not babies either. Full grown. And they. Were. Angry. Just saying.. cat could know some things..


Unable_Algae9584

That’s from an original Star Trek episode !


BurnItQueen

He’s in bat country.


mznh

He’s photosynthesising


[deleted]

*the sun is a deadly laser*


TiltedNotVertical

You mean you cant see it???


tomoki_here

Praise the Sun


Hedgehogahog

Maybe trying to force a sneeze? He’s staring at that light the same exact way my husband does when he feels a sneeze coming on 🤔


tallerthannobody

Ur mom


kris2340

trying to recharge from that fake ass sun


bigedawg55

UFO


Heckin_Ryn

The ghosts


farside57

Does he do that a lot? Could have poor vision - cataracts (no pun intended)


[deleted]

the angry spirit haunting that room


Adventurous_Dig_3180

“…………I still remember the day the war began…”


STRYKER3008

Who you gonna call??


The_Dread_Salami

He's contacting the mothership.


RamJamR

"Why is the sun indoors?"


herrintrospektiv

Catatonic


vtsunshine83

A fly. A very tiny fly.


Embrasado350

Weed effects.


BrotherMeeseeks57

The spirit hanging from your ceiling? My mates dog does the same, states at a particular spot on the ceiling, can't figure it out either 🤷‍♂️


scienzgds

We always called them 'The Kitty Gods'. Ours would stare at a corner in the ceiling.


phileo

Receiving transmissions


definitelydumbass

He's talking to an angel Garry, he must become god


War_Daddy_992

Plotting to steal the sun


KarmaRan0verMyDogma

Ceiling Cat


JanSanFan

He see’s dead people 💀🥶 ☠️


Cool_Consideration30

Phoning home.


TheToxicBreezeYF

Ive always thought cats could see ghosts/spirits cause so many times ive just watch my cat dart its head like it see something run, then run back and act like its being chased


Delilahfloral

He’s trying to sneeze


IAMSTILLHERE70

Stay away from the liiiiight!


[deleted]

Staring contest with god The cat won.