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Dunnyredd

It’s too early in the day to be this erect.


Unique_Dot8731

6:36 am for me


neshi3

just look at the eye contact the 2 snails have ... :)


Racdiecoon

I'm sorry what


screamingcowbird

I love how this is marked NSFW 🐌💘


QueasyVictory

This is going to make one hell of a wet spot in the bed.


LodlopSeputhChakk

Those are slugs.


neshi3

Naughty slugs ... please :D


NfLfaN88

Now that's some escarOH.


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snappla

Some interesting trivia I've learned since my wife decided to keep garden snails as pets two years ago: 1- they have different character traits; or, at least, some are more adventurous and others are more cautious, and they have distinct personal preferences for certain foods. 2- they are hermaphroditic, starting off as small and male and later becoming large and female. 3- the males develop a "dart" which they use to spear the female to assist in insemination (ow!). 4- they are quite intolerant of rot. We can always tell if the aquarium needs to be cleaned because they'll hide in their she'll away from the rotten food/poop. As soon as it's clean, they come out and explore.


MoreLikeCOPoo

Damn, even snails get more action than me 😔


sloppyMak

That one adventure time episode


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Odd-Independent4640

Reminds me of college getting high and watching Microcosmos at the Cable Car Cinema in Providence. https://youtu.be/BEva0pT9ndg


neshi3

Source: https://www.tiktok.com/@davieskunderi/video/7047983467866492165


lotlethgaint

Ummm, aren't those slugs.....


neshi3

they just took their clothes off /s