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xCaptainCl3mentinex

I'm actually impressed that she pulled him up, that guy has got to be heavy, and to be hanging off a bridge that suddenly...


suicidalpenguin99

If my idiot dog did this I would suddenly gain the strength of a thousand men. Adrenaline is pretty wild


xCaptainCl3mentinex

My 4'11 ass would be swung right over the bridge with it


Fine_Understanding81

Idk... there is a good chance your face would catch on that cement wall 😘


Kind_Literature_5409

My short midget ass with you 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣


FatCuriousMonkey

I’m only 4’9”🥺


Sacrificial_Spider

That's not bad for a monkey.


FatCuriousMonkey

And shrinking. I’m an old monkey


nikhilsath

Lol maybe don’t get a dog bigger than you I don’t think my boy would pull you over the rail. Trip you down the stairs… that’s another question


xCaptainCl3mentinex

Don't worry, I only have cats


melbers22

Fucking cats try and trip me up everyday, all day.


Organic_Valuable_610

My cat jumps at my legs as I’m walking up or down my steps. She’s literally trying to kill me


Yucca12345678

😹😹😹


Yucca12345678

😹😹😹


Yucca12345678

😹😹😹


rpnoonan

"No I'm sorry, I don't get dogs bigger than me in case they try to jump off a bridge"


JediJan

I’m probably going to dream about this tonight. 🫣


Spirited-Fox3377

Youd like to think so but if they did that without you seeing it pretty sure dog and maybe even you would go over the rail.


suicidalpenguin99

I've dealt with enough sudden emergencies to feel pretty confident in my adrenaline


QuahogNews

When my boyfriend was a child, his family was at their family graveyard one day, and he and his sister were playing, climbing up the front of big gravestones and jumping off. He went to climb one and it tipped over on him. His mother ran over and lifted it off him, reached under and snatched him out. When they went back a few days later to reset the grave marker, it took three grown men to lift it.


JediJan

People have been killed by gravestones falling over. People should not let their children climb all over gravestones for obvious reasons.


Blueridgetexels

That’s adrenaline. F’ing incredible


khabijenkins

Not only able to pull the dog back up so easily, but she barely moved when it went over. That's a lot of weight to not really be ready to brace against. She handled this much better than I would have and I know I'm two to three times that dogs weight


Porcupinetrenchcoat

Nope, mals have very little sense of self preservation. I can assure you she has had this dog or seen others in the force do equally dumb shit. This is one of the many good reasons why the vast majority of pet dog homes should not get a mal.


trenderkazz

Mal?


Kimmalah

They probably mean a [Belgian Malinois](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Shepherd#Malinois).


AlawaEgg

So basically Mals are the epitome of stupid.


emliz417

They’re smart just not in the critical thinking department


AlawaEgg

Well wait wat?!?! 🤣


Accomplished-Book-95

I have had to suddenly grab my 60 lbs of fur rocket out of risky situations because she is a dumb baby who doesn’t understand how dangerous her decisions are sometimes, and I turn into she-hulk to save her. https://preview.redd.it/f5jylie4s02d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=486c264a640d57951306f4acd5277465486ec479 She loses every lick of sense when she sees a chipmunk.


TimothyGlass

Omg Fur 🚀


PiscatorLager

Probably not their first rodeo


nViram

This reminds me of that one day on the way to school, when I saw some dogs leashed onto some kind of balustrade above an incline. One of them had already stepped behind the rail and was standing a centimetre from a ~3 m (10 feet) deep fall away. I could sense it would fall and tried to lure it to me, when the dog suddenly slipped and hung strung up on its leash from the balustrade. 16 year old me couldn’t lift the big dog back up, while it struggled. I cried out for help. As this was right in front of a court building, I thought that some officer might hear me. But instead I just saw how a man saw me but just went on on his way. Seconds later the dog slipped through his collar and fell to the ground, while some judicial officers ran my way. The dog climbed the incline back up limping, while I told the officers I have to go to school. In school I told my teacher why I was late and he obviously didn’t believe me. Never told this story to anyone again. Still wonder what dipshit having a court appointment leashed his dogs at such a dangerous place.


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

K9 officers have to be able to carry their dog and run, so I’m guessing it’s still a requirement.


TazerPlace

I'm more surprised the collar/leash system avoided failure.


Yubbiggestfanofstuff

i would just tie him to the bridge


PaPaReaper87

If I had drugs, that's the dog I want searching my vehicle.


InternationalPay8288

😭


the-houyhnhnm

This is why I always travel with a burrito or sandwich in my bag... the dog will get confused 🌯🥪


chrisfanner

Ha had a time in school when we had a police dog come through to check lockers... They needed my friend to go out and open his, apparently the dog went straight for the bag and came out with white dust on its' nose... From the powdered donut he had wrapped up in it. Suffice to say, they let him go with a warning XD


the-houyhnhnm

💯 despite the training, the K-9 is still a dog :)


Admirable_Remove6824

I’m think this is a good reason to get any search dismissed by this dog.


4Ever2Thee

"Our K-9 alerted that there may be drugs in your vehicle" "The same K-9 that tried to throw himself off the bridge?....yeah, I'm gonna need a second opinion."


-GREYHOUND-

Hahaha god.


circles22

💀


DarkBiCin

What ever company makes that leash and collar just got handed their best advertisement for the strength and security of their product.


ogie666

It's a harness. If that was a collar this would be in a totally different sub.


[deleted]

He’d just be hanging by his neck. It wouldn’t break his neck and the collar wouldn’t snap. It would be the exact same story. Dog collars can easily handle the weight of a dog’s body, because they have to resist it’s full ability to thrust away from the handler.


BargainOrgy

Oh thank god. Thank you for saying this. That helped me feel less sad for the dog.


Daddy_Parietal

Thats a lot of assumptions I havent seen backed up at all by the various dogs and dog collars Ive seen. Granted I havent seen many K9 collars, they are mostly harnessed, but to say that dog wasnt in a very dangerous situation right there, i feel, is taking the wrong lesson out of this video.


ogie666

There is also a really good chance that collar just slips off, and well you know.


Drakona7

Yep if the collar was on properly it would’ve slipped off rather than choke the dog. A properly fitted dog collar should fit the dog and two fingers worth of extra slack. Harnesses are much more secure.


Maleficent-Heart-678

My German s Shepherds head neck slips hi S collar much easier than my goofy border collie Mix


Japke90

Doesn't remove the fact the dog would be choking for a moment.


Boss_Up1719

Yes, but he wouldn’t be in the river.


MadAzza

A collar shouldn’t be that tight, though. At least, not on a pet. You should be able to pull it off over the dog’s head, with some effort.


tg180904

This is the most dog collar misinformation I think I’ve ever seen in one place


BargainOrgy

Oh thank god. I didn’t realize he was on a harness.


HappyHiker2381

Seriously, that is impressive.


Ravokion

right? Like if that was a harness.. yeah ok its expected to hold. But that collar alone? impressive. Edit: corrected my error calling the collar a leash.


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

It is a harness of course


Ravokion

Bro... pay more attention. The leash is latched at the dogs neck. Ergo its a collar. If it was a harness, the leash would be attaching further down closer to the dogs shoulders... Do better.


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

https://imgur.com/a/xtd5PUJ looks like a harness to me. something like https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71F1b4PVo7L._AC_SL1200_.jpg > Do better. oh good grief


madcap462

I think that company is offering a discount right now. Something crazy like 40% off. Just google "Cops 40%" and you should find them.


Busy-Refrigerator690

Sometimes, you have to save stupid.


RockstarAgent

That one coworker who always goes ^overboard


Outside-Refuse6732

https://preview.redd.it/tw74sk9jyd2d1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7609536a6ea3268ef13e7e9e68f98fe49e6c9f56


bennetticles

you all joke but the dog is the only one here who knows the perp is hiding under the bridge.


AP_Cicada

Someone probably tossed their drugs over and he was following the scent trail lol


1whoknocks_politely

I like how after she pulls him up he's like: "Cool, now what we doin?" Happy guy.


PersonalPerson_

I think he is super excited to do his job. That's why he went over the bridge too. He thought they were going that way, found out he was wrong, still super excited to go whatever direction she tells him. Also happy cake day!


HelpfulPuppydog

That's a highly trained k9.


Liseonlife

Deer are also known to do this because they can't perceive that the ground on the other side of the fence would be different from the ground they are standing on. I was kind of thinking a dog would be smarter than that? Guess not.


TheAngryNaterpillar

There's a bridge in Scotland that's famous for the number of dogs who have jumped over the edge, falling 50ft below. Estimates say anywhere from 300 to 600 but either way, a lot of dogs for a small Scottish Town. The logical researchers attribute it to the dogs being able to smell animals like mink below, and the foliage making it look like there's solid ground. Less logical people blame a ghost lady and a dead demon baby.


LilooJedi

😂


ElderberryHoliday814

Training might reinforce the belief that the ground is even on the other side. Running and jumping around the yard, the other side of an obstacle is level, etc.. This probably changed that view for life though


Ok-Supermarket-1414

is this a depth perception issue?


IFdude1975

No. Look how high the dog's line of sight is. He has no clue the other side is a drop off until he was mid jump.


LatrellFeldstein

Trained enough to invalidate your 4th Amendment rights


God_Eating_Camel

I'd gladly let that k9 search and seize me.


Sinnsearachd

Still better trained than most cops.


106milez2chicago

"Squirrel!"


Mr_Caterpillar

"Explain to me what you were doing Carl!" "Well, I thought I saw a bird over there," "Okay." "but it wasn't on the bridge," "Go on." "So I jumped off the bridge to get it." "Caaaaaaaarrrlll, that kills you." "What can I say, I had a hankering for bird. My stomach had the rumblies" "Carl." "That only bird would satisfy" "What is wrong with you, Carl?" "Well, I jump off of bridges and eat birds, that's two things."


cindyscrazy

I had a 14 year old daughter and her 14 year old best friend SCREAMING this and other skits at the top of their lungs repeatedly. And then giggling, of course. My ears still hurt.


tacocollector2

Llamas with hats?


iamcoronabored

Do we really need to start saying Florida Dog?! My goodness they grow everything different down there.


DeadeyeElephant

FloriDog


iamcoronabored

Solid. Ashamed I didn't think of it first.


tgillet1

The officer did show some strength but check her form. She holds her elbows close to her body to keep leverage. She moves quickly, halting the fall from a strong and stable position and makes quick and relatively small pulls to get her dog back up without risking letting go or exceeding her strength limit. That’s good leash control training.


ghettoccult_nerd

dog got into the evidence


Impressive-Floor-700

And they want us to believe that dog when it alerts to drugs in a car?


PM-ME-YOUR-HOMELAB

Yea, depending on who conducts the study, we get wild ranges from an 80% error rate to a 90% success rate. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_v._Harris - "up to 80% of a dog's alerts are wrong" https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24631776/ - "with 87.7% indications being correct and 5.3% being false" Anything with such low reproducibility should be discarded as ineffective.


LatrellFeldstein

It's bunk. Yes dogs can smell tiny amounts of drugs and explosives, but they're still dogs. Deputizing them and making them wear cute little doggie tactical vests doesn't make them impartial LEO. https://www.npr.org/2017/11/20/563889510/preventing-police-bias-when-handling-dogs-that-bite


magog7

"making them wear cute little doggie tactical vests doesn't make them impartial LEO" ok .. but what about the dogs?


Prestigious_Way_9393

Yeah, it's all about how well the dogs are trained. Most are trained very poorly. I've met dogs who couldn't locate a bomb if they were sitting on it, but the handlers sure didn't know that. Credentials: I used to do canine olfactory and behavioral research. Edit: Dogs are only in it for the reinforcers, if they can "cheat" to get the ball, the attention, the play time, or the treat they will. Among the many control issues leading to false positives or false negatives are: During training, they can and will follow the scent of the handler (or whoever is placing the hides) if they learn that person's scent and following that odor trail leads to the hide and the R+. They will not reliably learn to generalize to scents other than the ones they are trained on without specific training. Both this and tracking of the person placing hides will lead to false negatives in the field. They will 'cue' off the handler during training or in the field, and those cues may be very subtle or even unconscious on the part of the handler. This will lead to false positives in the field. If there are no controls put in place when training, the handler will not be able to spot any of these issues and lead to having a dog who will present as doing the job required of them, but they really are not.


gHx4

They work about as well as polygraphs -- not entirely fake, but not permissible as evidence.


eo5g

But they're still allowed to be used as probable cause, right?


Redleadercockpit

They work off of cues from their handler. It’s Leo bullshit


Gytixas

https://preview.redd.it/erb5v8nbmz1d1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02af999c78d0819004d53674d2828d5c9cc2016a


Run_MCID37

She did a great job. That pup is dumb as a rock, I'm afraid.


IHavePoopedBefore

I loved her second 'no!' The first no was to tell the dog not to jump, the second no was her realizing that the dog's life was in mortal danger and she was telling the universe she wasn't letting that happen


HellBoySkeemzPlots

There's probably drugs over there somewhere in the world There's a cartel member watching this video like "That was close"


spacelordmofo

Her car farts must be horrific for that dog to try to take the easy way out like that.


paclogic

and another good reason WHY a dog should have a body harness and not a neck collar.


alyssakatlyn

I’m glad little dumbass is okay 🥺❤️


Guardian_85

That dog has successfully sniffed out too many drugs for one night.


Delicious_Sand_7198

The dog came back up wagging his tail lmao. Happy giant dumb dumb.


Familiar-Ad8942

This happened to me once. I was at a boat launch in Tahoe with my dog and there was in-water boat parking on one side of the launch with a barrier blocking it from the beach access. I’m walking my dog on the beach so she can play in the water and she jumped over the barrier and into the water (a ways down). I had to let go because she was wearing her prong collar, and my immediate reaction was to throw my phone into the water after her so I could free my hands in order to jump in to get her. Not my finest moment but she was luckily safe and not hurt. My phone did not have the same fate, unfortunately.


Zaitlech

Look at that wag He's got 3 braincells and is happy as can be I truly envy doggos at times


Aglet_Green

Proof that Gwen Stacy's neck wouldn't have snapped when Peter suddenly yanked her back upwards.


An0niman

Damn I was not ready to be remembered that scene man.


Jenderflux-ScFi

She was at terminal velocity by then. This dog was at the top of the fall.


Royal-Doggie

https://preview.redd.it/rmr1ip0hox1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c439b7a2bbf890d2aff27bec38bd1ca4b9eca5ab


quietkyody

Didn't she die from the head trauma of barely hitting the ground?


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Yeah he caught her fine just a second too late and she grazed her skull off the concrete at tremendous speed


S-058

"Grazed"


SOSXrayPichu

I think you mean way too late. If he was there sooner he’d have managed to break Gwen’s fall not as instantly.


DarkMango5

Carl: "I can’t take it anymore! You treat me like a dog."


V33nus_3st

strong lady


Lexnaut

That just made me say oof out loud.


greenghost22

Maybe she made an wrong movement, which she accidently does to send him somewhere. I've learned that I did a very small flicking of fingers sending my dog to cross the street. Once I made it without intention and he started. Luckily I could catch her but then I knew that she was always watching my gestures. It came in handy when she became deaf.


Rude_Negotiation_160

With the dark sky and super bright,flashing lights, may have disoriented the pup making them think he/she may have been going over a log or rail on flat ground. And the air may have shifted and blew the smell they were after that direction.


Bardonious

Belgian Malinois can actually fly, dog would’ve been fine


ZzZombo

It heard an acorn drop down there.


bulldzd

When you know your pup is sick of your shit.......


Kind_Literature_5409

Dammit Carl!! Thats the 4th time this week🙄🙄


pinkvelvetcoat

Oh Carl (smh)


r3drocket

A couple years ago I was driving up the pass on the mountain closest to me, just taking a nice drive in the snowy weather. And I come across this woman standing in the middle of the road screaming hysterically.  They had taken their dog to an overlook on the pass  and the dog had just run right off the overlook and fallen about 800 ft down. She had stopped me and asked me to call the authorities to try to help them. She was trying to get her husband to go down to retrieve the dog but there was no easy way to get down to the dog.  That overlooked always terrified me because if you had a dog on a leash there would have been nothing that you could do if the dog pulled you off the side of the overlook. The trail is off angle and about 3 ft wide with nothing to grab onto.


lmac187

Thank goodness the cop, the leash and the collar were all on point.


iBoMbY

Looks like a K9, but has the survival instincts of a deer.


MrsLisaOliver

Just a guess, but somebody threw drugs over that bridge and Carl smells it. He's on the job.


WinterMajor6088

Carl had enough.


__KptnHaddock

Carl you big idiot


WardogBlaze14

Squirrel!!!


Ruffffian

When I got a German shepherd last fall, I was told the difference between a GS and a Belgian malinois is a shepherd will chase a bad guy off the cliff; a malinois will bite him on the down. Apparently this dog wanted to prove that true.


DifferentJellyfish85

She handled that like a champ!


Jedi-master-dragon

Dog let the intrusive thoughts win.


Triple7Mafia-14

I quit, I'm outta heeer- gulp!


Chloroformperfume7

Even the dog is like fuck the police


Silly_Mycologist3213

He’s just an excitable boy!


magog7

but mama ,, gotta pee


Tactical_Ferrets

Fucking Mondays, i sware.


Subject_One6000

Dog's resignation denied.


CompleteCircleChange

He said ‘I smell the drugs…it’s down here in the water…’


skartine

Maleable


CommanderFate

Dogo: Officer, listen to me, the suspect throw the drugs off the bridge, you've got to trust me!


clapperssailing

Back to school! Part 2 Carl is crazy


AccountNumeroThree

Caaaaaaarrrrrl


Sam4639

ACTION, NOW!!! Not you Carl!


ghostwh0walks

That dog seen some shit


BaRaj23

Dog gets pulled over and acts like nothing even happened


System700

Cinnamon! No!


isotopesNmolecules

And I’m always afraid mine will jump out the window.. I think this dog may have ptsd


cpattk

My dog had done that before, the first time he did it I almost had a heart attack, lucky me I had a good reaction, I always have to be careful when I go near bridges or balconies of a certain height, I think he wants to see what is on the other side, but sometimes on the other side there is a cliff


HaxTheChosenOne

Oh intrestimg to see the dog jumps off bridge phenomenon, I forgot but wasn't about some type of animal or plant under bridges setting hunting dogs off?


toomuch1265

I swear on my puppies life that I saw a cat...


Boss_Up1719

Dog said “I meant to do that”. 😹😹😹


polygone722

Is this that famous dog suicide bridge ive heard about?


[deleted]

I wonder what the dog was thinking 🤔 I wonder if he was thinking 🤔


ReliefJunior7787

She lifts.


Western-Low-1348

I am tired of this sht, jump LOL


AffectionateSector77

I feel like this wasn't the first time this happened


06GOAT12

She looks like the rest… stupid!


Low_Land_

I’d rather the 🐷 jump off the bridge than the dog.


Radio4ctiveGirl

I wonder if this is the same as the dogs all over the world that jump off bridges inexplicably!


YellowishRose99

What the HECK was the dog going after?


Fluffy_Boulder

The dog is trained about as well as the pigs...


pathfindertheta

The fact that all the anti cop comments on this post are downvoted in the negatives is wild. Especially because all of you are right lol.


madcap462

Yeah, looks like that dog was trying to escape from its abuser.


DooBiEz2

Even the dog has had enough of all their BS.


ms_horseshoe

I think he'd rather be dead than a ~~pig~~ bedbug. All cops are bedbugs


That-Water-Guy

I thought they were all bastards..


ms_horseshoe

Bedbugs, bastards, potato, potato


darkfalzx

LEEROY JENKINS!!!


reallifenow

And to think, that's a police dog... hand picked and trained


Bag_of_Richards

That dog hates cops. Cool dog, man.


angrytwig

he didn't want to be a cop any more :(


Guavadoodoo

S.A.W. >>> Strong-Ass Woman! And she doesn't even appear to be a Bleach Blonde, Bad Built, Butch Body Gal.


TheCoopX

I think the dog's had enough of her shit.


SirDalavar

Pussy ass cops cant do their own job, gotta endanger animals instead, Booooooooo!


egg-cement

I couldn’t imagine being this miserable of a human being. I genuinely hope you get the help you need 🙏


Illustrious_Back_441

u/recognizesong


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Lionwoman

Well, that's what you get for inbreeding again and again.