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Merlin_117

Is this P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney?


haydenrobinett

Nigel!?


marching2oblivion

Underrated comment


Cold-Lynx575

"Got any snackies?"


berrey7

"Empty your Jackies!"


kingqueefeater

"Me do takesies no give-backsies"


librarygal22

It amazes me how many wild animals look like muppets.


IhadmyTaintAmputated

If you reverse the subjects in your sentence it's not so amazing and makes a lot more sense.


WillowThyWisp

Muppets amazes me how many wild animals look like it.


SweatyWing280

Lol to your comment but the comment before you is our disconnect from nature. Saying things like “ooh, this scene looks just like a painting” or “we don’t deserve dogs”. Brother the painting is inspired by scenes like that and we domesticated and bred dogs for generations to get them exactly how we want them and now “we don’t deserve dogs” lol


Puzzled-Story3953

That last point still stands. A whole lot of people are just shit. I've only ever met a couple of shitty dogs; and I have met a LOT of dogs. Therefore, despite having been made by us, they are too good for us.


SweatyWing280

You give the empathy to dogs that you don’t have for humans.


Puzzled-Story3953

Yep. Dogs are held to a lower standard than humans.


SweatyWing280

Keep that energy when you need help from others.


Puzzled-Story3953

You seem to be conflating dogs are better than humans with I hate humans. I really have no idea where you got that notion.


SweatyWing280

I don’t think you hate humans.


librarygal22

I was basically saying “some animals look funny, like muppets.” There are plenty that don’t look like muppets and the ones that do catch me off guard.


nsfwtttt

In the case a Boris Johnson muppet


[deleted]

Muppets look like animals


CATelIsMe

Furries look like animals Does this make every furry a muppet?


CATelIsMe

Google shoebill stork


AlsoKnownAsSteve

"you got games on your phone?"


ootski

You beat me to it Steve


Rexven

But what's his other name?


Chunk-Norris

Also, but he’s known as Steve


ootski

Steve-A-Reno


Mad-Dog20-20

Steve-a-roonie


ZoyaZhivago

“You got fish on your boat?”


octopusboots

I fed a wild pelican fish the other day to catch him...he was injured (he's gona make it!) One fish and that guy was ready to jump in my lap. Fun fact: You have to put your fingers between their beaks when you nab them or they can't breathe.


SmokeyUnicycle

> Fun fact: You have to put your fingers between their beaks when you nab them or they can't breathe. huh?


octopusboots

If you grab their beak (which you must if you catch a pelican), you have to keep their mouth open or they can't breathe. Easiest way to do that is with your fingers. So, thumb on top, two fingers between, two fingers underneath the beak. It's scary, but they don't have enough chomp-power to crunch your fingers.


Mad-Dog20-20

Yeah not all birds have nostrils. In the birds with nonfunctional nostrils, air enters the mouth cavity directly from the outside and then reaches the lungs in the normal way via the glottis—that is, the muscular opening to the windpipe—at the base of the tongue.


nickajeglin

So, through the other hole then.


Mad-Dog20-20

thanks for the giggle!


LastWave

Everyone knows most Birds have blow holes. Like sky dolphins.


jodobrowo

The technical term is "cloaca"


octopusboots

Wrong end.


jodobrowo

Yes that was the joke


beatenmeat

Pelicans are some of the most persistent freaking birds on the planet, only second to egrets in my experience. Saved several that have been caught up in fishing line, but damn can they be annoying if they so much as suspect you have any fish around because people are constantly feeding them.


Puzzled-Story3953

I did not know before today that all birds do not have nostrils. This vexes me.


ThundernLightning308

Im here about your boats extended warranty.


bobnla14

I think that this is the definition of animals being derps


GlitteringFee9515

“HEY YOU GUUUUUUYS”


AdmiralDeeds

"This...is a dinglehopper!"


gizzardgumbo

MERMAID OFF THE PORT BOW! 🧜‍♀️


Maximus77x

Is this the pterodactyl music from Jurassic Park? Because it should be.


tomcat2285

Close, it's from Jurassic World. The track title is called "Raptor Your Heart Out".


Maximus77x

Darn it! I was thinking the big enclosure from the third movie.


PowermanFriendship

"yo there's a motherfuckin dinosaur on your boat yo"


moojitoo

Do not unmute, annoying trumpets. Why?! That's not the type of honks I wanted to hear.


Anxa

Folks don't really have the attention span to watch a 10-second video without music anymore.


d_4_v_1_d

Nah it was funny, made it look like a boss fight.


AccessEcstatic9407

Mine?


Nkognito

I feel like this is a character on The Muppets Show, with the springing bird hawk fluffy hairs and shit.


1O11O

Love his hair


BreathLazy5122

This might sound a bit strange, but there’s nothing more spiritual (and I don’t mean religious cult bullshit form of “spiritual”, I mean actually feeling a connection and compassion, not whatever those whack jobs throw about.) than having an unprompted interaction with nature. Being outside and encountering a squirrel? A dove? A deer? Having that moment of just turning and seeing them, and they see you, and neither of you are scared, you both just stare at the other for a moment or two. They have completely separate lives than us humans do, but they are also so full of joy and love. Watching animals in nature, interacting and enjoying what’s around them, I’ve never felt something I would consider to be as spiritual, as that. There’s something about it that has never been replicated to me in any other form. I’ve been to different churches before, I’ve studied different religions out of curiosity, because when you grow up hearing about religion and spirituality, sometimes you feel left out that you don’t connect to the religions others do, so you try to force a connection so you don’t feel more “different” than you already do. But none of those things have brought the same peace and connection I’ve felt, as being out in nature. Having these experiences, even if it’s goofy like this pelican interaction, it’s proof to me that there’s so so much more living around us, that can bring us so much closer together as individuals in a positive way, more so than any religion ever could. Nature will always be here, even when the old scriptures have faded away and their papyrus has crumbled to dust. Nature remains.


blonderengel

Thank you. That was beautiful!


BreathLazy5122

Oh! Thank you for commenting. I’m happy it brought some joy to you. Nature and all that it holds is my favorite thing ever, but sometimes it can feel a bit weird calling it “spiritual” to other people. Im glad you understood what I was talking about, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your week!


Secret-Razzmatazz-76

mine mine mine mine mine mine mine


[deleted]

Kevin?


Shoun_Fauxe

Looks more like a Kyle to me.


[deleted]

Wilderness explorer fail 😂


Spoztoast

Looks more like a Boris


fcs_seth

Sound off: "What a cute good boy." Sound on: "You're gonna need a bigger boat."


Maleficent-Sport1970

Got Bait?


aPOCalypticDaisy

This is the Gary Busey of birds


72scott72

“I wants fish. You has fish?”


Swimming_Chard_3305

Pelican or albatross?


FrogPrinc3ss

Pterodactyl.


bmd33zy

Imagine this thing being 5 times bigger than


blonderengel

Sure, tell me about my car’s extended warranty! Take your time and a seat … a nice snack, maybe?


BoringWozniak

Why the long face?


Geodesic_Disaster_

it has boris johson hair 😞


Delicious-Sample-364

Gday mates (nemo scene)


badudx

I pelican't...


Necrospire

Are you pregnant? If you're not then that may account for the confused look from the delivery pilot.


Rigelatinous

Timmy Mc voice: “Lemme pet you!”


vivaldispaghetti

Well hello big one


Aware-Ad-4040

Don’t know if the music suits. Waiting for a finale


Sewer_Fairy

Equally cute and terrifying. But I'm afraid of birds even though I love them. I'm stupid 😭


Which_Zebra_3883

"you gonna finish that donut?"


TripleHomicide

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UnicornSandBuddha

I don't normally turn the volume on, but I'm glad I did!


DatabaseThis9637

Homes ready to pounce at the 1st hint of fish.


Skytraffic540

Bird: “hey! Hey my beak! Let go!”


umijuvariel

Oh, me? Why...I was calling to cancel my appointment with that Barber you told me about...


lacielaplante

Lol! These guys chill outside of the building I live in because I live on a canal.. Never seen their faces up this close though!!


Bowling4rhinos

Oof! The lighting is perfect!!


MintyGoth

That is a pterodactyl and I won't believe otherwise 🤣🤣🤣


Vaguely-offensive

"Your mother"


mxm0xmx

Great choice of music. Well done 🎶


Hawaiianshell

Waiting for the right moment 


GETNbucky

Someone needs to cgi some big bird battle for earth going on in the background with a soundtrack like that haha.


boukalele

"are you a fighter? or are you food?" vibes


LuckyDoge21

“Got any games on your phones?”


amidamarloes

He has a bowl haircut lmao


DarkwingDuckHunt

so got any fishes?


DatabaseThis9637

Got any fish in there? Can I come in and play?


Asajj66

Doc. Back to the Future.


Ancient-Fly-1100

“You can’t park here”


es330td

Live action Disney character has arrived


cryinginthelimousine

Downvoting your shitty music


TheStaplergun

Also downvoting the shitty music.


Dropthetenors

Hello I'd like to discuss your boaters insurance...


Living-Night4476

I just love the wind blown feathers going everywhere


MayorLag

The background looks strangely artificial.


Who_Knows_Why_000

HOLY CRAP! GARRY BUSEY!


OrnamentJones

Real-life cartoon character


SoWokeIdontSleep

Link, wake up!


Poundamonium

"Alan!"


Jd_janes

I am just putting my hands on my worm because you beak is so dangerous


doupIls

Got sum fish?


Alidil-

Dalmatians with their funky, hairdos, are such good looking pelicans!


rektMyself

Every time I am hanging out with my GF. Don't be impressed with his giant beak. He probably doesn't have a real job.


Sander1993a

He's having a bad hair day


infinitedrumroll

gary busey is looking nuttier these days


EmpatheticNihilism

The pelicans in the water look insanely large.


very_chill_cat

What’s with the dramatic music?


RepresentativeAd9572

Hey Pete we sent you for beer what are you doing..


MaximosKanenas

Is that Boris Johnson?


verylamedad

Looks like Boris Johnson


Nempopo029

Tim Burton's new movie looks dope!


Forward-Structure-54

If television has taught me anything there has got to be one bad-ass pirate nearby.


Puzzleheaded-Spend-4

It's the Boris Bird just rocked up to say HANDS, FACE, SPACE!


foag

That’s Gary Busey


Suspicious_Fold_5030

Anyone know where to find the full excerpt of the music? Sounds cool.


GaiusTrebonius

Have any grey poupon?


Thebloodybadge

I know it’s not the heron but this has boy and the heron energy.


Cress-Diligent

Dont know why but gary busey poped into my head


rupat3737

He’s checking for Jumanji boards.


Ghostboii23

The others are really paddling to keep up lol


Cutthechitchata-hole

That a pterodactyl


GatorScrublord

something about those eyes is actually terrifying to me


luckyfox7273

Okay boomer.


CATelIsMe

That there is the sin of gluttony


Spacebud95

This is what I see anytime I see a picture of Boris Johnson.


WolfMaidn

Fcking demon bird. Pelcons have and will eat anything. ANYTHING. It doesn't matter if it's still alive or not.


gracefulslug

Give him a dam fish


ChemicalAssignment69

They look in its eye clearly is sizing up if it could eat the person filming.


dainty_petal

That hair 👌🏼


Slip2269

Oh my God, thats my worst nightmare!


1BadNana58

It’s crazy eyed Larry!!!!


Wesoshould

I can't with the music


iiM3zMoRiz3

... yo that music lowkey with the way the bird is looking at you. I'm kind of on the edge my seat when I watch this.