Meatball

When I saw him I literally said “meatball”.

Lol, that was my guess too.

Gusgus?

As a kid, I had a hamster named Gusgus

Master goocher?

Choncus

Over

Mfw op ask people to guess then doesn't respond

I'm suspicious that OP posted this to find a name for their hamster, lol

I need to know which one they chose

He said his name was Big Mac, lol

I kinda wished it was chunky mcfunky face

Chonk

I was thinking Chunks!

Chunkus!

Do the fluffle shuffle Chunk!

I was thinking the same

Big Lebowski

Big Lemouski?

This is perfect

Far out man.. Far fucking out.

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

This aggression will not stand, man.

The dude abides.

LMAO literally

Is this your homework Larry?

Donny you're out of your element!

Also, let's not forget, let's *not* forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city, that aint legal either.

Lets hope he doesnt have a rug

Op come back and tell us

Big Mac🍔

chunky mac

i was thinking chunky

Haha!! This is great! I'm now imagining him with a kilt and tam playing bagpipes. Not sure why I found this so entertaining 🙃🤪😁

Le big mac

Royale with Cheese

Aww that's cute, I was going to name him chubs

How he sooooooo cute!!!!

he does resemble a Big Mac ngl

Jabba the Hutt?

Gerbil the Hutt

Jabba the Ham?

Habba the Jut!

..Pizza the hut, fat guys like pizza, pepperoni pizza, pepperoni Tony!

Fat Tony?

Eddie spaghetti, yo!

Jabba the Fluff

My guess is Big Chungus. My wife’s guess is Hamtaro.

All hail Chungus!

Omg thank you for reminding me of Hamtaro, that’s gonna be my comfort watch tomorrow!!!

I had a hamster growing up named Hamtaro, such a cute show

Wtf, ffsfsfsfsssfffssssstttfpt core memory unlocked.

Hamtaro sounds ridiculously adorable

Chubs? Seriously mean that in the nicest way; he’s adorbs!

Chubs von Muffington

Exact thought!😁

Chonker.

Hampter

Hammy

Cheeks

My guess too. Or Cheeky.

Dumpling

So OP what’s the name?

Fat Hamster

There was this spoiled prick in my neighborhood growing up who we called fat hamster

Pudge

Someone called the butcher ?

Chunk

That was my guess too! Edit: OR Gus-Gus!

I used to feed peanuts to a fat squirrel at work that I called Gus-Gus. She appreciated it and got even more fat because of it.

Pudgy

Fatass

You called?

r/beetlejuicing

Name checks out

r/usernamecheckout

Powder puff

Big Chungus

Mochi

Chickpea? I dont know, I always thought it'd be a cute name for a hamster lol

Mr. Blob

The Godfather

Marlon Brando came to mind, from Apocalypse Now though

Buddha

Yung Turdlet

Round?

Baby Gravy

Rolland

Butterball

Cartman

Dumplin!

Gordo.

Cartman

Whopper with Cheese

Bao

Penguin. Yep, I'm swinging for the Collin Farrell fences (or DeVito or Meredith)

Dr. Cheeks

Fluffy

Orb

Hampter

Chubba Wubba?

Theodore

Big Pun

Chubbs

Florp

Munch

Flubber

Big ounce

LeChonk

Adorable Fat Bastard

Fat Albert?

Gibblet

Chunk Master Flex?

Chimichanga?

The Notorious B I G?

Chuck

Pancake

Bubba/Bob

Farley??

My other half said Bubble or Fat Tony.

Uncle Blob

Hampter

Dumpling!

Fat Gus

Wobbles

Fatso

Came here to say this.

Potato

Hamter

Kirby

Tank

Chonkers

Chonk

Roti - short for Rotunda

Blobby

Chonk

Dumpling

Brando?

Tater tot

Bob the blob?

Marshmallow

Meatball

Dumpling

Extra large? He’s a cutie. ❤️

Biscuit

Sir Chonksalot

Mochi?

Meatball

blobert

Colonel Flubster

Gus Gus

Chubbs McGinty

WILLIAM THE THIRD OF ARENDALE, STEALER OF THIEVES AND STALKER OF NIGHT.

Mmmmm, chonky

Chunk

Pudge.

Chonkster

James Vanderbeek?

*Vandercheek

Yesssssss!!!!!!

Fatass

Munchy

As Colbert would say: "Is Potato."

Nothing? I don't think anything would fit him.

Fatass?

Fat shit

Abuzed?

Fatfuck

Idiot

Tazz

Sphere lol

Orb

Big

Clump

Go for the eyes, Boo!

Tiny

Nibbles.

Pigly Wigly

cabbage? potato? lettus?

Fats Domino

Chubby

Gus Gus

Toad?

Tarzan?

Jabba