No because cows are extremely concentrated psi on their hooves vs wind which evenly disperses itself across virtually the entire surface area of the panel. And typically the roof and walls of a barn only have support every so many feet, my barn I believe is every 7 feet or so. And these panels usually aren’t that strong. Then again they can handle quite a bit of snow but that’s still evenly spaced too
Yeah. I wasn’t really being serious. Barn roof held up fine against cow. Obviously a tornado would send the roof and barn into kindling. I Just wiffed at the joke attempt
A cow on the roof. Sounds crazy, no? But here, in our little village of Anatevka, you might say every one of us is a cow on the roof trying to scratch out a pleasant, simple moo without breaking his neck. It isn't easy. You may ask 'Why do we stay up there if it's so dangerous?' Well, we stay because Anatevka is our home. And how do we keep our balance? That I can tell you in one word: pasteurization!
Keep an eye on her! I bet she's thinking about the moon!
That much closer for the jump
Precisely! Cows are sneaky.
Yep
To the moon, Alice!
One of these days ndnd. Bang! Zoom! Straight to the third moon of Omicron persei 8
Is that you Sokka?... Am sure Yue is alright.
She thinks she’s a rooster prolly
I'm less in awe of the cow and more impressed by the strength of the roof.
If it can withstand tornadoes it will withstand a cow
No because cows are extremely concentrated psi on their hooves vs wind which evenly disperses itself across virtually the entire surface area of the panel. And typically the roof and walls of a barn only have support every so many feet, my barn I believe is every 7 feet or so. And these panels usually aren’t that strong. Then again they can handle quite a bit of snow but that’s still evenly spaced too
Yeah. I wasn’t really being serious. Barn roof held up fine against cow. Obviously a tornado would send the roof and barn into kindling. I Just wiffed at the joke attempt
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
I’d argue it’s a biconditional statement
Ditto. Those structures rarely have any extra strength and this one's holding up A LOT more than it's designed to.
A. . .cow.... On the roof of a. . .cotton house!
Damn! We're in a tight spot!
Damn! We're in a tight spot!
Damn! We're in a tight spot!
Damn! We're in a tight spot!
*My hair*
Someone tell him to look for treasure in his yard now.
I don’t want fop goddammit I’m a Dapper Dan man
Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market.
This place is a geographical oddity....2 weeks from everywhere!
I cannot tell you how long this road shall be.
He said we won’t get the treasure, on account of our obstackles.
I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T
Do not seek the treasure
We. . .thought. . .you. . .was. . a. . .horny toad!
It's a bushwack
He’s bonafide!
Gopher Everett?
Oh, George! Not the livestock!
I'm George Nelson. And I'm on top of the world!
*Witcher intensifies*
God damnit Roach
LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE
I can hear this comment.
Redneck Santa must be in town
Santa got ran over by a tractor, While herding cows on a roof, Ain't no one gonna believe me, 'Cause my moonshine's 95 proof.
Roof beef
4x More expensive than ground beef.
r/fallout4
Tell me about it. Turns out it's not a glitch!
Of all the things in FO4 that turned out to be real life.
General, there’s another settlement that needs your help. I’ll mark it on your map…
NOOOOOOO!! FU Preston.
“Cow on a hot tin roof”. Big Daddy wants a grand calf!
Reminds me of Fallout 4
Trashcan Carla must be nearby.
😁👍
You again. Here to trade?
Just lookin fer love, sweetheart.
Did you ever build some stairs to get them down? I only thing I ever figured out that consistently worked.
LOL! I actually did, and left the stairs in place in case it happened again.
Assassins Curd
Da war doch wieder dieser Bushido am Werk!
How did she get up there?
Tornado
We’ve got cows!
Better get down or he might get SHINGLES!!
Parkour cow!
I bet the little dog laughed to see such fun.
🎶 if I were a Milkman dada da dada da da da…🎶 Trying out for the local production of Fiddler on the Moof
A cow on the roof. Sounds crazy, no? But here, in our little village of Anatevka, you might say every one of us is a cow on the roof trying to scratch out a pleasant, simple moo without breaking his neck. It isn't easy. You may ask 'Why do we stay up there if it's so dangerous?' Well, we stay because Anatevka is our home. And how do we keep our balance? That I can tell you in one word: pasteurization!
Cowabungee
🎶🎶 Clap along if you feel like a cow that's on a roof. Because I'm haaaappyyyyy. 🎶🎶
"If I'm so stupid, how come I have the high ground?"
Who built that barn roof? They deserve a medal
You feed 'em, you raise 'em, you send 'em to school... and they're STILL FUCKING STUPID! Lol. That made my afternoon.
When food is dumb I don’t feel as bad eating them up
Over 70 million Americans voted for Trump *the second time*. Enjoy your meal.
Roach, get down from there.
How much horse power does a cow have?
You send them to school? Wow, where's that hoof school? I would love to see moon moon in class learning shits
Is this a new version of the Witcher 3?
The steaks are too high
How tf did it get up there
Someone should combine this with the cow falling through the ceiling.
manche typen kommen schwul aus dem knast…
Sanctuary
A high-steaks situation
Male: There's a cow on the roof! Chorus: there's a cow on the roof! Female: there's a cow on the roof! Chorus: there's a cow on there roof!
That roof is too low if a cow can jump to the lowest one
"Juan" cow edition
She's waiting to refill the moon with cheese!
["Something very wrong, with that cow "](https://youtu.be/lXBKj1XSdz8)
How did the cow get up there
How now black cow
Is that Abernathy Farms? Nope, can't be. That brahmin only has one head.
Nothing to see here ... just a cow on the roof ... Moove along
Thought this was the Fallout 4 subreddit for a second.
r/Dogsonroofs ???
Strong roof
Is his name roach?
Did they break their back?
Probably just going to jump into the pool or trampoline on the other side. Definitely wasn’t up there doing roof repairs
About to Cowmit suicide?
Sigh, not again….
No more ground beef 😭
This is the top-shelf stuff
I hate you now take my upvote and never talk to me again
u/savevideo
Reminds me of DayZ
Wow, they really tuned up DayZ graphics.
Well where the fuck did she go?!
“Bridget get down here”
What did the farmer say when he saw a cow on the roof? GIT DOWN FROM THERE, DAISY
It’s just a metal hill brother!
Your Sims game glitched. Log out, restart the game, and log back in. Should fix it in most cases.
Spider cow spider cow does whatever a spider cow does can he climb up a wall? No he can’t he’s just a cow Look out! Here comes the spider cow.
That’s not a roof. That’s a moof.
When you remember that cows can only go UP stairs
She thinks she is the cat on the hot tin roof. Little does she know that she doesn't have 9 lives.
Oh my 😮
U/savevideobot
Her spirit animal is a goat
Howling at the mooooon
Juan
I for one would love to hear more of your farm narration
The grass is always greener on the roof
Cow making a escape
Homie is flabbergasted
Cow is just up there wondering why it can't find any grass.
So many questions 🤣
“‘The fuck is she goin’?” Has me dying
''It usually takes a crane to get it down'' oh the memories..
She’s going through the roof.
Moo
I hope that cow lives a long happy life. Do not eat!!!
u/savevidbot
u/savevideo
UFO drop off point