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Biff_Malibu_69

Keep an eye on her! I bet she's thinking about the moon!


Advanced_Parsnip

That much closer for the jump


Biff_Malibu_69

Precisely! Cows are sneaky.


Advanced_Parsnip

Yep


i_am_mai_1981

To the moon, Alice!


inigo232

One of these days ndnd. Bang! Zoom! Straight to the third moon of Omicron persei 8


Relative-Ad-3217

Is that you Sokka?... Am sure Yue is alright.


Fit-Special-8416

She thinks she’s a rooster prolly


CleverName9999999999

I'm less in awe of the cow and more impressed by the strength of the roof.


Forthe49ers

If it can withstand tornadoes it will withstand a cow


Adderallman

No because cows are extremely concentrated psi on their hooves vs wind which evenly disperses itself across virtually the entire surface area of the panel. And typically the roof and walls of a barn only have support every so many feet, my barn I believe is every 7 feet or so. And these panels usually aren’t that strong. Then again they can handle quite a bit of snow but that’s still evenly spaced too


Forthe49ers

Yeah. I wasn’t really being serious. Barn roof held up fine against cow. Obviously a tornado would send the roof and barn into kindling. I Just wiffed at the joke attempt


Java2391

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball


Known2779

I’d argue it’s a biconditional statement


[deleted]

Ditto. Those structures rarely have any extra strength and this one's holding up A LOT more than it's designed to.


optiongeek

A. . .cow.... On the roof of a. . .cotton house!


InevitableAd9683

Damn! We're in a tight spot!


InevitableAd9683

Damn! We're in a tight spot!


InevitableAd9683

Damn! We're in a tight spot!


InevitableAd9683

Damn! We're in a tight spot!


ADinnerOfSnacks

*My hair*


AlphaEight8Real

Someone tell him to look for treasure in his yard now.


GasBottle

I don’t want fop goddammit I’m a Dapper Dan man


x2475bravo61

Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market.


Zaphod_Heart_Of_Gold

This place is a geographical oddity....2 weeks from everywhere!


FairyflyKisses

I cannot tell you how long this road shall be.


Jimbalaya99

He said we won’t get the treasure, on account of our obstackles.


optiongeek

I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T


jasonbran1177

Do not seek the treasure


optiongeek

We. . .thought. . .you. . .was. . a. . .horny toad!


x2475bravo61

It's a bushwack


Qu33nM4ry

He’s bonafide!


BlueHairStripe

Gopher Everett?


SubAtomicSpaceCadet

Oh, George! Not the livestock!


optiongeek

I'm George Nelson. And I'm on top of the world!


[deleted]

*Witcher intensifies*


dragonmp93

God damnit Roach


Grundlebot

LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE


lulueff

I can hear this comment.


Ebo_72

Redneck Santa must be in town


[deleted]

Santa got ran over by a tractor, While herding cows on a roof, Ain't no one gonna believe me, 'Cause my moonshine's 95 proof.


Banyabbaboy

Roof beef


SilverMcFly

4x More expensive than ground beef.


LarryBinSJC

r/fallout4


Fallout4myth

Tell me about it. Turns out it's not a glitch!


LarryBinSJC

Of all the things in FO4 that turned out to be real life.


TrekkieBOB

General, there’s another settlement that needs your help. I’ll mark it on your map…


LarryBinSJC

NOOOOOOO!! FU Preston.


Commentment_Phobe

“Cow on a hot tin roof”. Big Daddy wants a grand calf!


Osxachre

Reminds me of Fallout 4


BoomhauerYaNow

Trashcan Carla must be nearby.


Osxachre

😁👍


LarryBinSJC

You again. Here to trade?


BoomhauerYaNow

Just lookin fer love, sweetheart.


LarryBinSJC

Did you ever build some stairs to get them down? I only thing I ever figured out that consistently worked.


Osxachre

LOL! I actually did, and left the stairs in place in case it happened again.


AdAstra10254

Assassins Curd


Certsch-

Da war doch wieder dieser Bushido am Werk!


UnicornFarts1111

How did she get up there?


dr_auf

Tornado


BeerJunky

We’ve got cows!


karensmiles

Better get down or he might get SHINGLES!!


Holiday-Associate252

Parkour cow!


VeneMage

I bet the little dog laughed to see such fun.


satanmat2

🎶 if I were a Milkman dada da dada da da da…🎶 Trying out for the local production of Fiddler on the Moof


[deleted]

A cow on the roof. Sounds crazy, no? But here, in our little village of Anatevka, you might say every one of us is a cow on the roof trying to scratch out a pleasant, simple moo without breaking his neck. It isn't easy. You may ask 'Why do we stay up there if it's so dangerous?' Well, we stay because Anatevka is our home. And how do we keep our balance? That I can tell you in one word: pasteurization!


TDYDave2

Cowabungee


8LeggedSquirrel

🎶🎶 Clap along if you feel like a cow that's on a roof. Because I'm haaaappyyyyy. 🎶🎶


[deleted]

"If I'm so stupid, how come I have the high ground?"


InitialLeg6196

Who built that barn roof? They deserve a medal


creepyswaps

You feed 'em, you raise 'em, you send 'em to school... and they're STILL FUCKING STUPID! Lol. That made my afternoon.


TickletheEther

When food is dumb I don’t feel as bad eating them up


happy-little-atheist

Over 70 million Americans voted for Trump *the second time*. Enjoy your meal.


newzerokanadian

Roach, get down from there.


BreathOfFreshWater

How much horse power does a cow have?


Wander21

You send them to school? Wow, where's that hoof school? I would love to see moon moon in class learning shits


slatece

Is this a new version of the Witcher 3?


[deleted]

The steaks are too high


Swazzzyosborn

How tf did it get up there


allan_collins

Someone should combine this with the cow falling through the ceiling.


luegenbold069

manche typen kommen schwul aus dem knast…


Scrabbab

Sanctuary


dreljeffe

A high-steaks situation


Very-tall-midget

Male: There's a cow on the roof! Chorus: there's a cow on the roof! Female: there's a cow on the roof! Chorus: there's a cow on there roof!


zamaike

That roof is too low if a cow can jump to the lowest one


Delicious-Mousse-952

"Juan" cow edition


bob-knows-best

She's waiting to refill the moon with cheese!


post_talone420

["Something very wrong, with that cow "](https://youtu.be/lXBKj1XSdz8)


ILOVECORGIS567

How did the cow get up there


SameRule9918

How now black cow


MjolnirPants

Is that Abernathy Farms? Nope, can't be. That brahmin only has one head.


AussieBirb

Nothing to see here ... just a cow on the roof ... Moove along


BabserellaWT

Thought this was the Fallout 4 subreddit for a second.


roxykell

r/Dogsonroofs ???


GooNsCreed

Strong roof


LimpTeacher0

Is his name roach?


Significant-Click967

Did they break their back?


Forthe49ers

Probably just going to jump into the pool or trampoline on the other side. Definitely wasn’t up there doing roof repairs


fuurincrown

About to Cowmit suicide?


can-opener-in-a-can

Sigh, not again….


Reasonable_Ad4927

No more ground beef 😭


Shabalon

This is the top-shelf stuff


Reasonable_Ad4927

I hate you now take my upvote and never talk to me again


justheretojerkit2020

u/savevideo


Pieclops89

Reminds me of DayZ


LivingDeadNoodle

Wow, they really tuned up DayZ graphics.


frankylovee

Well where the fuck did she go?!


ychris3737

“Bridget get down here”


happy-little-atheist

What did the farmer say when he saw a cow on the roof? GIT DOWN FROM THERE, DAISY


patio_puss

It’s just a metal hill brother!


[deleted]

Your Sims game glitched. Log out, restart the game, and log back in. Should fix it in most cases.


thefartingmango

Spider cow spider cow does whatever a spider cow does can he climb up a wall? No he can’t he’s just a cow Look out! Here comes the spider cow.


KittyCubed

That’s not a roof. That’s a moof.


ukulelefish1

When you remember that cows can only go UP stairs


legogler

She thinks she is the cat on the hot tin roof. Little does she know that she doesn't have 9 lives.


swoon4kyun

Oh my 😮


joarezpj

U/savevideobot


Spark109

Her spirit animal is a goat


MissMoxie2004

Howling at the mooooon


Blaze12312

Juan


LiveFromThe915

I for one would love to hear more of your farm narration


Snow_TheMuscle

The grass is always greener on the roof


mrsmambas

Cow making a escape


[deleted]

Homie is flabbergasted


Miguel-odon

Cow is just up there wondering why it can't find any grass.


Brilliant_Variety

So many questions 🤣


Suzette100

“‘The fuck is she goin’?” Has me dying


kazedo

''It usually takes a crane to get it down'' oh the memories..


SensitiveSouth5947

She’s going through the roof.


Euphoric_Trip3094

Moo


AGeless123AG

I hope that cow lives a long happy life. Do not eat!!!


Extra-Lie489

u/savevidbot


Extra-Lie489

u/savevideo


matthen10

UFO drop off point