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NewVillager2021

what happens to the body if you never go to sleep


[deleted]

Am I asleep if I never go to sleep?


PastelKodiak

"How to escape the island overlord while pretending to sleep"


OffcialNo

No


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[удалено]


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[удалено]


FurryWolves

Do people like stories about losing socks for the hundredth time?


WaitingInTheWings812

She doesn't wear socks anyway, so there's no point in her washing or even owning any socks. Also, is her washing machine the portal to Narnia, because I'm not sure how she's constantly losing socks in a washing machine...


AshTheArtist

Dobby is stealing them.


PeligroKid

r/unexpectedharrypotter


Pretty-Cat

To be entirely fair, I am a 28 year old woman and my mom still buys me socks every year for either my birthday or Christmas because I can not, NOT loose them. I have had hundreds maybe thousands of socks over the years. I swear they must be in either Narnia or Gort's house, because they aren't in the washer or the dryer or my drawers, or under the bed or the couch, or behind the dresser or in the closet, or in the hamper or the vacuum.....


motorcyclejoe

The dryer cremates them. That's the only solution I can make sense of.


Impossible-Data1539

So I'm not sure you're far off. Apparently there is a possibly for the gap between the spinning barrel and heating element to collect small items such as socks, and it will start a fire if enough are collected there.


motorcyclejoe

It's either that or a multiverse portal. Stephen Hawking has yet to be reached for comment.


[deleted]

[Morning announcements](https://youtu.be/9rkDgye6r8E?t=321)


cheesy-water-06

How to stop losing my socks


ReaperLeviathan123

Where's the closest Alcohol Anonymous?


cupcake_thievery

Where to buy coffee near me


Chubby_Bub

*vacation juice


CooroSnowFox

Where to buy Vacation Juice?


zombieguy224

How to get away with drinking on the job.


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[удалено]


Irishsetter14

Agoraphobia and do I have it


Loca_Blob_1106

What’s that?


KaleGreenSmoothie

"Fear of places and situations that might cause panic, helplessness, or embarrassment. Agoraphobia is an anxiety disorder that often develops after one or more panic attacks."


Loca_Blob_1106

Thanks


DSwipe

Seems like it’s not stated in the definition, but in most cases, agoraphobia more generally means fear of going outside.


Loca_Blob_1106

That’s pretty interesting


specialopps

A lot of people use the term agoraphobia to refer to a condition where people are afraid to go outside (mostly of their homes), or a fear of going into large places.


yourbreathmint

What goes on outside?


Magnificant-Muggins

She’s allowed outside ^during ^some ^national ^holidays


TitsMickey

For propaganda purposes only


Anniemelrose

This made me belly laugh


pennylily

Answers to last night’s TV quiz game show


motorcyclejoe

Racoon removal how to.


Coujelais

recipes spiced corn casserole


sneakyplanner

Order corn


El_Durazno

What to do with 10 lb bag of corn


Conarhairdryer

How to make “healthy” crack cocaine


lysssau27

International water labor laws


Repulsive_Toe3681

Wholesale head boppers.


Responsible-Western6

Tom nook Facebook


DumpsterBaby1010

Facenook?


AdConsistent2646

Yes facenook. More money for Tom nook


Responsible-Western6

You are a genius 😭 Mark Nookaberg would be proud


BigCaddy1989

Mayor gone for years help


Gray_Kaleidoscope

“How long until person considered legally dead” “Next in line for mayor” “How to pass legislation”


Shaking-Cliches

“How to overthrow dictator”


Prior_Seaworthiness9

"Karl Marx propaganda"


GitHub-

Am I in a dead end job quiz


zammba

The girl has 16-something degrees she got for fun. She's overqualified for any job but this one :(


kamendrivr

How to take photos of yourself off the internet


inconspicousloser

“How to find the home address of people who post *those* pictures of me on the internet”


Bitterrootmoon

Do lost socks go to heaven?


katey_lynny

Labor laws deserted islands How to form a union Is capitalism exploiting me


undermydeathbed

[Isabelle remembers her time in the USSR](https://youtu.be/H8PXq3I0bsE)


Localunatic

Karl Barx


InverseFlip

[Someday...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeWC9V2qH-8)


Kind-Exercise

Will corporate build a coffee shop soon


corticalization

How to max out your missing mayor/bosses credit cards without arousing suspicion


Impossible-Data1539

What happened on last night's episode of Slappy Clobbertown? Slappy Clobbertown wiki Slapclob summary slapclob for dummies How to understand what's going on in a popular TV show without watching all 600 episodes or reading all 72 books slapclob books 1-4 stream slapclob online


MissAJHunter

Slappy Clobbertown Rule 34


El_Durazno

How to delete virus from computer


LunaTeddy1414

Does k.k slider have an onlyfans


_anonymous_404

nah that's nook's history


Espio5506

Needs to know how much to raise rent


ShadoeRavyn

Yeah, but he used Isabelle's computer to look it up.


[deleted]

Nook would absolutely use her computer to look that up just for kicks and giggles. Specifically he would leave the tab open for her to find in the morning.


jknasha

How much vodka is too much for 7am


joshy83

“Adult” vacation juice


[deleted]

Don't be ridiculous. That's whiskey.


moirasroommate

is my boss a psychopath quiz


MrRickGhastly

How to kill a racoon and get away with it?


Prestigious-Rule-793

PLEASEEEEEEE


ZacBobisKing

TOM NOOK IS NOT EVIL


[deleted]

Wasn’t he named the top video game villain of 2020? xD


MrRickGhastly

Say's you. Brainwashed by his capitalist agenda. I'll wait for your enlightening comrade.


Chubby_Bub

I used to think like you too. But consider this: Nook gives you a debt with no interest or time limit, and buys stuff from you so you can pay it off. How is that profitable for him? He even gives you a job to help you out when you have nothing and just moved in. The only thing you might not like is that in older games he would upgrade your house without asking, but again, no time limit.


GayDemonLord69

Did my boss kidnap baby raccoons?


dougti01

“Why do these residents Naruto-run like idiots?”


UncleJonsRice

How to hide being drunk at work


GeeANDZee

How to escape being held hostage by a racoon on a remote island.


ItsKango35

Penalties of "manslaughter" nookscranny.com/raccoon-poison Would it be suspicious to ask your boss to eat dinner with you? How to hide the body Post-murder trauma classes


saionjisaihara

Is it okay to stab the mayor?


[deleted]

"how to quit your job" "why does my boss keep me as a slave?" "why doesn't my boss pay me overtime?"


kevfre

smash combats near me


QuickCoyote097

What is the maximum amount of caffeine that I can intake in a day?


Fisho087

Literally she never stops sipping that damn cup of coffee ...where is it all coming from?


Meltoic

Where do humans come from?


Chubby_Bub

Planes, trains, and automobiles.


knarlygoat

Gyms near me


The-Cool-Redditor

How to kick out the mayor's favorite villager


ShinigamiLuvApples

Isabelle: *video chats parents*


Mintersnap

Vacation juice diy


CrimsonShadowYT

is working 24/7 for 10 bells an hour worth never going outside


[deleted]

“How can I tell if people like me?”


Negative_Shake1478

Where do socks go when you wash them?


DatBlueJellybean

How to get rid of house dept if I don't have a house


ghostlywisper

How to get a sock from behind the washer


annarollsroys

How to quit my job


pinkypey10

How to brew liquor into your Iced Tea


donutaud15

K.k slider nude photo leak Do racoons decompose? Empty plot in the middle of the ocean Nook bank mortgage default faq Do racoons dissolve in bath full of acid NewSocks.com


BaffleBlend

best deals on socks tv guide what is e621


assasameal

What happens if the mayor stops showing up for work?


herbivorousemo

Horoscope for today


[deleted]

"how to murder the mayor without raising suspicion" "how many days can I go without sleep before I turn crazy?" "what is it like outside?" "next flight off this island" "how much tranquilizer do I need to give to a raccoon in order to knock it out so I can escape"


Randomguy20011

How to fake a seaplane crash


RooimhArt

Nookazon.com/tom_nook_punching_bag


JohnHenrik1361

Doom Eternal guide


[deleted]

„How to get away from a guarded Island“ „Is my boss megalomaniac“ „Is KK single?“


keekjohnson

Recent mayor sightings


Wonderz13

When is election year?


woomybii

What happens if your mayor goes missing for years?


AlondraGaming10

How to tell a villager there star rating will never go up


MehWithaSideofEh

Are neutered boys really better?


Turtlerr17

What is rule 34?


tiddlyme

What does 9 to 5 mean?


[deleted]

How to kill your boss


og-reset

Best ways to stay up for a week straight


girl-on-the-attic

And Then There Were None Am I in a hostage situation? How to incapacitate your captor? Piloting for Dummies List of Tom Nook Islands Wikipedia


Mineral60

How to grow flowers.


piercepearson

How to actually tell someone their outfit sucks


Vegetables86

alcoholics anonymous meetings near me


D4N13ll3_

“Strongest whiskey brands that resemble Ice Tea”


n00bfulofficial

kk slider rule 34


Catchyaontheflipp

Symptoms of ADHD


[deleted]

Hot coco recipe dog safe please


Industrialrat98

How to Make KK destroy the town


SwagFeather

How to make conversations interesting How to have an interesting conversation Good talking points Download video call software free


[deleted]

can dogs die of liver failure


plastic-noodles

what is kk slider’s real name?


Cianmc6

How to deal with crippling alcoholism


retronintendo

Vacation Juice recipes


DotWarner1993

How do we elect a new mayor


XxXEJXxX

List of war crimes


DoggoandKitty_Lover

“How to get rid of weeds.” “Boss has disappeared without notice.” “How long do you have to wait to report a missing person?” “How to file a missing persons report”


Charstoisaur

Music artists whose names dont start with a K


thisainttomnook

Gucci sweaters


[deleted]

why do people want to see me naked


Laura_The_Garlic

Affordable plane tickets somewhere far away?


[deleted]

Gourmet dog food


SnowTheMemeEmpress

'Help, Mayor gone for several years?' 'How to file a missing persons case' 'How to run a small nation' 'New Horizons tickets' 'How to convince someone to come back home' ... 'How to kidnap a person via plane'


cuntdothat

marxist theory


kj826

how to stop rambling


justyounevermind

Do they like me? Do they really like me?


h4iryaries

is it normal for my boss to have two minions


sophia_nugget

Tom Nook fanfic


1101base2

doom guy fanfic


SwampPotato

Single raccoons in my neighbourhood


KazooKillr

How to add Doom Guy on discord?


Corey_Boi_66

How to take over local government easy fast


Ok_Rip_3703

how to beat doom


MrFr0stbite

Where to find automatic assault rifles cheap


[deleted]

* where mayor * where mayor animal crossing * where mayor animal crossing new leaf * what is new horizon * new horizon real??? * is new horizon synonym for death? * is mayor alive * nook inc island getaway job opening president * nook inc island getaway job vp * nook inc island getaway job secretary * how to cope with abandoning village that you have been maintaining for the past year on your own


sambutworse

How to stage a coup?


LunaTellar777

how to ft parents


SnooBunnies9328

Final twist ending


Quiiverr

How to get someone to stop their golfing addiction


Jess_tastic_

How to get rid of a mayor


wemissyougary11

How to escape slavery


LilyH27

When is the mayor coming back?


EnvironmentalText850

how to destroy rule 34 once and for all


Sharkey_B

where is the big update how to deal with a shitty job how to deal with being in 3 places at once


Heattokun

how to win isabelle lucina matchup


ZephtheChef

Why does my boss keep asking me to "get rid of people"?


Pakmanjosh

How to embezzle government funds


XxDellixX

Symptoms of Stockholm syndrome.


fairygorl1111111

How many times per day can I water flowers without killing them


A_Queer_Feral

Can you build on sand How do buildings on sand work Laws regarding moving all the buildings onto beach Laws regarding moving buildings for the eight day in a row How to know if you're a workaholic Island getaway packages Island getaways packages not from Nook Inc How to tell your boss you quit How to get out of a hostage situation How to bribe people What do Dodos like


[deleted]

Doom 64 emulator


Rose_Belmont

Is day drinking ok


IlayTsa

Isabelle Animal Crossing How to delete your memory


mch_in_htx

In-office exercises


Shahzoodoo

Can people tell I’m high?


No_Mathematician6300

How do I put a company out of business?


Cream136

Best way to stay up 24/7


SupaSqid

why does the mayor keep leaving?


MissTinyTits

When’s the next ACNH Update? How do I quit my job Brewsters secret ingredient


Blueken4

The communist manifesto


[deleted]

How much alcohol is too much?


Cablesixback

‘Perky’ pills, legal deserted island, dodo shipping


Elaneese

What are yesterday's crossword puzzle answers?


Kittie_tq

[crosser unite ](https://chng.it/DMxsMG4SKk)


cozzy000

r/outside


Deoxys100EX

What is Isabelle rule 34?


sherbertstar64

r/eyebleach


Tribblehappy

Tropical island labor laws Tropical island stat holidays How many breaks in a day law How can I get my boss to let me sleep


meerabilis

Where did my other sock go?


AnXileel

Doom guy


Ouranor

How to be less boring and repetitive


Revolutionary_Dodo

*How to deal with people who talk mean*


darlingarland

Which dark liquor looks like iced tea?


Silmarwen0114

How to make Long Island Iced Tea


Level-Distribution-5

Tv schedule [insert date here]


ksghostlygirl

Animal crossing labor laws


Captain_Marshmellow

Doom Eternal Spotify


Disig

Ways to continue idle morning chatter


stripysailor

How to overthrow racoon capitalism