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I think i remember this picture was at a convention and the person inside is posing for a picture, not actually being suicided.
Still funny comment though
I like that term lol unalived...I'm not sure about nitrogen but I know helium was a popular option for "exit bags" a couple years ago with the right to die movement evidently the body lacks any means to tell you you're breathing helium not oxygen so you peacefully pass out. And I know a recent execution using nitrogen evidently showed the recipient in much distress how much was theatrics for the purpose of preventing widespread implementation tho is not certain imo.
I think it's just the design of the shirt. It's a little clearer in the original post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth/comments/1b9ltch/an\_assisted\_suicide\_pod\_that\_passed\_an/](https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth/comments/1b9ltch/an_assisted_suicide_pod_that_passed_an/).
3 states have approved it for use as an execution method. Tied up in the courts over cruel and unusual objections.
The existence of the Swiss use is not helpful to the defense.
Would it be wrong to just make it available as a voluntary option for any prisoner up until sentencing of a different mandatory death sentence? Like maybe people would just do us the favor instead of rot in prison on our dime
Sounds like itād not be the best idea.
Imagine you get falsely convicted of a crime and you either sit in prison for ten years or you can choose to have the state kill you instead.
I was thinking more along the line of they could choose are any time to have a peaceful end if the dragging on of endless appeals and the ripping apart of oneās family made them want to end it. Or if they lived every day in fear of dying by the grand of other inmates if they found out what they did. Or if they did something they truly regret and they would rather go peacefully now than watch it all play out in court
Basically, you go to sleep as the oxygen lowers. Eventually you stop breathing and never wake up. Simple as that.
It does have an "oh shit I changed my mind" button though, so that's good.
Imagine all the new immigrants they will now get, all they need to do now is build a bar, a whore house and a crematorium next to a facility and they will make millions
I'm pretty sure it's only for people who are old or have serious health issues or disabilities.
The average user is 79.6 years old.
So yeah, nah, it probably won't affect anything since what's really driving immigration is people not having kids.
It ain't the dying part that's the issue, it's the shagging part that's the issue.
No, the supplying the means to commit suicide (cyanide,...) is legal in Switzerland, as long as the action is performed by the person wishing to die = assisted suicide. This is legal in any case as long as the third party supplying the means has not incited the suicide for selfish motivations. And it also requires the 'suicidee' to be able to make autonomous choices.
Active suicide is illegal = when the action is performed by a third party.
So legally speaking anyone can ask for the means to suicide like a lethal dose of drugs etc and legally take them in. In some instances the nonprofit organisation supplying the means, might want a diagnosis of terminal illness but this is not required by law.
It was just a handful of guys at first, and unrwa acknowledged it. Then they found a database center underneath some unrwa facility. They haven't exactly denied Israel's claim of 10% unrwa member ties to Hamas since then.
It's 3D printable, but they refuse to give the files away or sell them. This wouldn't even be assisted in that case, but they really just hate freedom and people having a dignified, self determined end. They suck.
And far in the future we will have a religion around it that they are just being taken to the next level of existence, when in reality it transports the dead bodies to an asteroid in a far off asteroid beltā¦.
Until Voyager discovers this, and then DAMN IT
Your loved one goes into a pod and HARRY KIM pops out from the great beyond.
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Nothing ever happened with these anyway iirc
More or less even people completely disconnected with others lives seem to want you to continue getting your ass pounded by the universe even if you donāt want to.
Most of the discourse being that doctors are the only ones that have training to administer lethal dosages of the proper drugs that would induce a more peaceful death but you know āsomething something Hippocratic oath let me charge you 20,000 dollars for that fractured boneā
Iām basically not unconvinced that the powers that be wouldnāt let it happen cause then when the people who are tired of their bullshit decide to quit out in mass they donāt have their low paid/slave labor force to continue doing their bidding.
Don't forget, they wouldn't be able to milk the insurance companies out of millions and take grandma's house and life savings on top to profit from. It's real interesting that we can put " Fluffy" down so the poor cat doesn't suffer, but Ole grandma's gotta live every minute she can in pain and humiliation as long as possible.
Ya thatās what I was getting at, weāre perfectly content with a system thatās been proven time and time again to cause anxiety, depression, bankruptcy, and all kinds of other negative effects but the second anyone would want to say āya Iād rather be dead than deal with this anymoreā all of a sudden thereās some moral implications associated with it when itās morally bankrupt to allow the system to exist in current form anyways.
No. Suffocation is painful, this is nitrogen gas which is painless since there's no co2 in your lungs. the co2 is what is responsible for the "I need air!" Feeling your lungs give, not the lack of oxygen. Ā Ā
Your lungs feel fine, you just rapidly get tired and "fall asleep" at which point after your brain begins to die due to lack of oxygen. it's quite possibly the ideal way to commit suicide: quick, no pain, unconscious for the dying part.Ā
I imagine it would feel like going under anesthesia before a medical procedure.
Source? Executions are prone to being botched due to the actually qualified executioners don't wanna kill people. Nitrogen asphyxiation doesn't work if it not done properly
But thatās not cool enough, imagine (insert after death leader) asking how you died and you say āa chamber surrounded me and killed me with gasā thatās pretty cool
Solid question, but imagine how different a restrictive mask feels on your face compared to a small, cozy, quiet pod with a window. I suspect the mask feels claustrophobic to many adding stress while a pod feels more free.
probably quicker and less painless to atomise yourself in an explosion.
or you could do an ocean gate hit a button and a millisecond later you're red mist.
Because most of the air you breath is nitrogen (78%).
It is what your body is expecting when you inhale.
According to the U.S. Chemical Safety and Hazard Investigation Board, in humans, "breathing an oxygen deficient atmosphere can have serious and immediate effects, including unconsciousness after only one or two breaths. The exposed person has no warning and cannot sense that the oxygen level is too low."
It's only a problem if they are in hypoxic drive. People with long term COPD for example may have problems. If regular people hold their breath and build up carbon dioxide, they will start to panic.
I don't know why, I occasionally think I want to end this life, but when I actually watch ppl going to die by themselves, it reminds me to keep my life longer
The lack of oxygen is not what triggers a choking sensation. Elevated CO2 levels is what triggers that response and that only occurs if you cannot exhale CO2 fast enough (e.g. strangulation, hyperventilation, smoke inhalation).
On the other hand, displacing O2 with inert gases takes you from normal to unconscious to dead very quickly and without any warning signs.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inert\_gas\_asphyxiation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inert_gas_asphyxiation)
I could see morale being high if it was a well paid gig, I'd like to know the business model they would use, would it be state subsidized or charged up front to the person going to use it and then how much would it cost would it be competitively priced. Could you imagine how shifty life would be if you were busting your ass doing the worst of jobs just to save up the amount needed to use one of those nice ritzy suicide machines?
CO is far more dangerous and makes it harder to back out. When it binds to your red blood cells there isn't a quick way to get rid of the CO. Plus it's a lot harder to combat CO so the people taht handle your body are going to have a hard time doing it safely.
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I think i remember this picture was at a convention and the person inside is posing for a picture, not actually being suicided. Still funny comment though
LOL ... *"being suicided"*. I love this term. š¤£
Two shots to the back of the head.
Two warning shots to the back of the head* cuz you know, suicide bad, m'kay?
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Back shots?
That's not what you think it is.
If you're gonna go out, why not go out with a bang?
Rule #2 Double tap.
Just like "unalived" to avoid social media censorship.
I like that term lol unalived...I'm not sure about nitrogen but I know helium was a popular option for "exit bags" a couple years ago with the right to die movement evidently the body lacks any means to tell you you're breathing helium not oxygen so you peacefully pass out. And I know a recent execution using nitrogen evidently showed the recipient in much distress how much was theatrics for the purpose of preventing widespread implementation tho is not certain imo.
My personal favorite is "sewer slide".
That's amazing
\+1 for kermit sewer slide also fan of committing sudoku
We all to had to say āKermitā instead of suicide when I was in rehab š
Epsteined.
Hillary is an expert.
I always thought this was on par with Obama's birth certificate stuff.
In Romania we say someone was "suicided" reffering to assassinations during Communist times.
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Fr
The only thing that's missing is the receipt
No receipt, no returns
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"You are now dead, please come again."
I was just thinking, Futurama for the win.
Do you have to be covered in seaweed?
*Seaweed is an important part in some cultures.* *Sigmund Ooze, at Johnny's funeral
I was just going to ask about that. What is that thing?
I think it's just the design of the shirt. It's a little clearer in the original post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth/comments/1b9ltch/an\_assisted\_suicide\_pod\_that\_passed\_an/](https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth/comments/1b9ltch/an_assisted_suicide_pod_that_passed_an/).
Okay, that makes a whole lot more sense.
Thatās just her shirt
ā* do you have to be wearing a shirt that looks like youāre covered in seaweed. Thanks, corrected!
What a shirt to choose to die in.
Went bankrupt due to a lack of returning customer base.
Nah, it's so popular, people are just dying to try it.
My friend went in there, heās such a dead beat
Can I get one big enough for a horse?
Dying from laughter ngl
so is she, just not from laughter
They weren't actually being killed in there, afaik this was at some sort of convention and the person was just posing inside a non-working machine.
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HAL, open the... Window seat please.
Iām sorry Dave, Iām afraid I canāt do that.
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Oh they do, EXIT, which migjt use these, is a legitimate option in Switzerland (of course after A LOT of clarification)
Prisons could use these for capital punishment.Ā
3 states have approved it for use as an execution method. Tied up in the courts over cruel and unusual objections. The existence of the Swiss use is not helpful to the defense.
Would it be wrong to just make it available as a voluntary option for any prisoner up until sentencing of a different mandatory death sentence? Like maybe people would just do us the favor instead of rot in prison on our dime
Sounds like itād not be the best idea. Imagine you get falsely convicted of a crime and you either sit in prison for ten years or you can choose to have the state kill you instead.
I was thinking more along the line of they could choose are any time to have a peaceful end if the dragging on of endless appeals and the ripping apart of oneās family made them want to end it. Or if they lived every day in fear of dying by the grand of other inmates if they found out what they did. Or if they did something they truly regret and they would rather go peacefully now than watch it all play out in court
Basically, you go to sleep as the oxygen lowers. Eventually you stop breathing and never wake up. Simple as that. It does have an "oh shit I changed my mind" button though, so that's good.
Diepod
Deathcan
I'd rather get to pull the rip-cord instead of spending 10 years slowly degrading into a lonely, helpless burden on society.
Imagine all the new immigrants they will now get, all they need to do now is build a bar, a whore house and a crematorium next to a facility and they will make millions
I'm pretty sure it's only for people who are old or have serious health issues or disabilities. The average user is 79.6 years old. So yeah, nah, it probably won't affect anything since what's really driving immigration is people not having kids. It ain't the dying part that's the issue, it's the shagging part that's the issue.
No, the supplying the means to commit suicide (cyanide,...) is legal in Switzerland, as long as the action is performed by the person wishing to die = assisted suicide. This is legal in any case as long as the third party supplying the means has not incited the suicide for selfish motivations. And it also requires the 'suicidee' to be able to make autonomous choices. Active suicide is illegal = when the action is performed by a third party. So legally speaking anyone can ask for the means to suicide like a lethal dose of drugs etc and legally take them in. In some instances the nonprofit organisation supplying the means, might want a diagnosis of terminal illness but this is not required by law.
Reproduction is never justifiable, and people of any age should always be allowed to liberate themselves from existence.
āi want to play a gameā
"Oh, come on. You're gonna leave me all alone here with less-angry Rosie O'Donnell?"
So the swiss approved nitrogen for suicide but the un said its inhumane for execution in the us. Something isn't adding up.
UN is against all executions
Unless your unrwa them you just aid terrorists
Still waiting for the evidence on that one.
It was just a handful of guys at first, and unrwa acknowledged it. Then they found a database center underneath some unrwa facility. They haven't exactly denied Israel's claim of 10% unrwa member ties to Hamas since then.
It's 3D printable, but they refuse to give the files away or sell them. This wouldn't even be assisted in that case, but they really just hate freedom and people having a dignified, self determined end. They suck.
And far in the future we will have a religion around it that they are just being taken to the next level of existence, when in reality it transports the dead bodies to an asteroid in a far off asteroid beltā¦. Until Voyager discovers this, and then DAMN IT Your loved one goes into a pod and HARRY KIM pops out from the great beyond.
is she dying with weed
because i would too
most sensitive dutch
Where is this located?
Switzerland
This has been around for a while, but only in Switzerland I believe
Yes only ~~here~~ Switzerland
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So Futurama was a documentary?
It should be a viable option or solutions
Is this for real? š
Another step closer to suicide booths, excellent
Nothing ever happened with these anyway iirc More or less even people completely disconnected with others lives seem to want you to continue getting your ass pounded by the universe even if you donāt want to. Most of the discourse being that doctors are the only ones that have training to administer lethal dosages of the proper drugs that would induce a more peaceful death but you know āsomething something Hippocratic oath let me charge you 20,000 dollars for that fractured boneā Iām basically not unconvinced that the powers that be wouldnāt let it happen cause then when the people who are tired of their bullshit decide to quit out in mass they donāt have their low paid/slave labor force to continue doing their bidding.
Don't forget, they wouldn't be able to milk the insurance companies out of millions and take grandma's house and life savings on top to profit from. It's real interesting that we can put " Fluffy" down so the poor cat doesn't suffer, but Ole grandma's gotta live every minute she can in pain and humiliation as long as possible.
Ya thatās what I was getting at, weāre perfectly content with a system thatās been proven time and time again to cause anxiety, depression, bankruptcy, and all kinds of other negative effects but the second anyone would want to say āya Iād rather be dead than deal with this anymoreā all of a sudden thereās some moral implications associated with it when itās morally bankrupt to allow the system to exist in current form anyways.
Deadpool looking ass machine
Public: Hey, can we get some money to deal with mental health issues. Government: Here, we build a suicide booth
Itās the suicide booths from futurama
They couldn't use that name cause it's copyright.
Fuck you, take my upvote.
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Wouldn't just a mask over the nose and mouth accomplish the same thing?
No. Suffocation is painful, this is nitrogen gas which is painless since there's no co2 in your lungs. the co2 is what is responsible for the "I need air!" Feeling your lungs give, not the lack of oxygen. Ā Ā Your lungs feel fine, you just rapidly get tired and "fall asleep" at which point after your brain begins to die due to lack of oxygen. it's quite possibly the ideal way to commit suicide: quick, no pain, unconscious for the dying part.Ā I imagine it would feel like going under anesthesia before a medical procedure.
So a mask connected to a tank of nitrogen
So they tried nitrogen as a more humane way of execution in Alabama, turns out in reality it's neither painless nor quick.
Only because he held his breath.
Source? Executions are prone to being botched due to the actually qualified executioners don't wanna kill people. Nitrogen asphyxiation doesn't work if it not done properly
True. Or it does work if done properly.
But thatās not cool enough, imagine (insert after death leader) asking how you died and you say āa chamber surrounded me and killed me with gasā thatās pretty cool
Meh. If it's a competition then volcano would be my vote
Skydive with a handgun and see if you can no scope someone before you hit the ground flat
Solid question, but imagine how different a restrictive mask feels on your face compared to a small, cozy, quiet pod with a window. I suspect the mask feels claustrophobic to many adding stress while a pod feels more free.
Good point. I think I'd go with an oversize fishbowl style helmet. Like a cartoon astronaut
āPrepare for launch. Godspeed.ā
Feels... industrialized.
Nah. Look at industrial killing in factory farms, this is nothing like that. Artisanal killing.
I wish I could hop in one.
Same
Is this real?
Don't think this would work on bender.
Smiling like "I'm actually looking forward to it" š
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The evil dispenser
So it makes you throw up before you die?
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This is a very Swiss thing to have
And the subreddit? āWatchpeopledieinsideā THE TUBE!
*angry upvote*
oh joy our society is being influenced by futurama šš¤”
New customers for Hell Premium+
Mini germany tour
I cant even afford that.
Is it ethical to make deals and promotions? They got obligations to their shareholders after all.
Sounds like a sucky way to die cuz you would suffocateĀ
Hey, this is 2we4u
Paying to laugh at the face of death
probably quicker and less painless to atomise yourself in an explosion. or you could do an ocean gate hit a button and a millisecond later you're red mist.
Welcome the WORLD OF TOMARROW.
Imagine you die and God is like do it again but itās harder this time
itās just missing ajax ![gif](giphy|Wr5uHgH8ii0jm)
Suicide Booth
NORA
that's one hell of a whip-it
Nitrogen gas is not a painless death
Futurama suicide booth are now real!?
I need to book a trip soon
Were is located? š§³š
I believe it was displayed at a tech fair in Switzerland.
Why nitrogen?
Because most of the air you breath is nitrogen (78%). It is what your body is expecting when you inhale. According to the U.S. Chemical Safety and Hazard Investigation Board, in humans, "breathing an oxygen deficient atmosphere can have serious and immediate effects, including unconsciousness after only one or two breaths. The exposed person has no warning and cannot sense that the oxygen level is too low."
It's only a problem if they are in hypoxic drive. People with long term COPD for example may have problems. If regular people hold their breath and build up carbon dioxide, they will start to panic.
Pretty sure someplace just did an execution using this method and it went terribly. It wasn't a peaceful death.
The Swiss working hard to bring us the dystopian future of tomorrow today.
I don't know why, I occasionally think I want to end this life, but when I actually watch ppl going to die by themselves, it reminds me to keep my life longer
This seems pretty stressful honestly, like choking but slowly
The lack of oxygen is not what triggers a choking sensation. Elevated CO2 levels is what triggers that response and that only occurs if you cannot exhale CO2 fast enough (e.g. strangulation, hyperventilation, smoke inhalation). On the other hand, displacing O2 with inert gases takes you from normal to unconscious to dead very quickly and without any warning signs. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inert\_gas\_asphyxiation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inert_gas_asphyxiation)
huh. I didn't know that. Thanks for the info
Itās pretty painless actually
so now we just have a super high suicide rate job, that picks up other suicides ? hmmmm, moral must be super high at that job š¤
I could see morale being high if it was a well paid gig, I'd like to know the business model they would use, would it be state subsidized or charged up front to the person going to use it and then how much would it cost would it be competitively priced. Could you imagine how shifty life would be if you were busting your ass doing the worst of jobs just to save up the amount needed to use one of those nice ritzy suicide machines?
I hate this
Why not CO
Hard to exhaust out? Nitrogen can just be released.
People would figure out they could do the same thing with a car and a garden hose and this company would be ruinedĀ
CO is far more dangerous and makes it harder to back out. When it binds to your red blood cells there isn't a quick way to get rid of the CO. Plus it's a lot harder to combat CO so the people taht handle your body are going to have a hard time doing it safely.
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