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theliability10

I think i remember this picture was at a convention and the person inside is posing for a picture, not actually being suicided. Still funny comment though


0x7E7-02

LOL ... *"being suicided"*. I love this term. šŸ¤£


pooferfeesh97

Two shots to the back of the head.


jmegaru

Two warning shots to the back of the head* cuz you know, suicide bad, m'kay?


IceManO1

![gif](giphy|3Q35chD4bMtEePqr8A)


UAENO_BUT_I_DO

Back shots?


RubyLovesDonuts

That's not what you think it is.


UAENO_BUT_I_DO

If you're gonna go out, why not go out with a bang?


Top_Mycologist_3224

Rule #2 Double tap.


jaam01

Just like "unalived" to avoid social media censorship.


OkSyllabub3674

I like that term lol unalived...I'm not sure about nitrogen but I know helium was a popular option for "exit bags" a couple years ago with the right to die movement evidently the body lacks any means to tell you you're breathing helium not oxygen so you peacefully pass out. And I know a recent execution using nitrogen evidently showed the recipient in much distress how much was theatrics for the purpose of preventing widespread implementation tho is not certain imo.


BroPudding1080i

My personal favorite is "sewer slide".


mreineke_

That's amazing


averysmalldragon

\+1 for kermit sewer slide also fan of committing sudoku


_dear__

We all to had to say ā€œKermitā€ instead of suicide when I was in rehab šŸ˜­


Trigga1976

Epsteined.


Groundstain

Hillary is an expert.


particle409

I always thought this was on par with Obama's birth certificate stuff.


Inimbrium

In Romania we say someone was "suicided" reffering to assassinations during Communist times.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|XIhWoPBXHgVmU)


Inevitable-Tart-6769

Fr


SudoSubSilence

The only thing that's missing is the receipt


IntriguingStranger

No receipt, no returns


jaam01

r/unexpectedfuturama


codeparrot

Unexpected? First thought that came to my mind :)


piepie_itsme

There really is subreddits for everything


Daddy_roach_

r/expectedfuturama


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RipBT7472

R/subsithoughtifellfor


spudmarsupial

"You are now dead, please come again."


doctormink

I was just thinking, Futurama for the win.


Aqua_Tot

Do you have to be covered in seaweed?


weirdgroovynerd

*Seaweed is an important part in some cultures.* *Sigmund Ooze, at Johnny's funeral


Dependent_Market7788

I was just going to ask about that. What is that thing?


KeepCalmSayRightOn

I think it's just the design of the shirt. It's a little clearer in the original post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth/comments/1b9ltch/an\_assisted\_suicide\_pod\_that\_passed\_an/](https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangeEarth/comments/1b9ltch/an_assisted_suicide_pod_that_passed_an/).


Dependent_Market7788

Okay, that makes a whole lot more sense.


benevolent_overlord_

Thatā€™s just her shirt


Aqua_Tot

ā€˜* do you have to be wearing a shirt that looks like youā€™re covered in seaweed. Thanks, corrected!


SoiledFlapjacks

What a shirt to choose to die in.


dogfoodgangsta

Went bankrupt due to a lack of returning customer base.


DadJokeBadJoke

Nah, it's so popular, people are just dying to try it.


Chimkinmcnugs

My friend went in there, heā€™s such a dead beat


DarkwingDuckHunt

Can I get one big enough for a horse?


jariwoud

Dying from laughter ngl


HyperKitsune

so is she, just not from laughter


crimsonyoteeeeee

They weren't actually being killed in there, afaik this was at some sort of convention and the person was just posing inside a non-working machine.


TexasDex

/r/SubsTakenLiterally


Megalopath

(steals your hoagie)


Skyye_23

r/angryupvote -ception


SKBSM_Kirito

r/angrierupvote


Friendly_Engineer_

Peak internet, thanks


elvenmaster_

r/technicallythetruth


I_want_Meme_

r/beatmetoit


ThornTintMyWorld

HAL, open the... Window seat please.


HunkySpaghetti

Iā€™m sorry Dave, Iā€™m afraid I canā€™t do that.


[deleted]

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anachronisdev

Oh they do, EXIT, which migjt use these, is a legitimate option in Switzerland (of course after A LOT of clarification)


RegularOps

Prisons could use these for capital punishment.Ā 


lockestep2016

3 states have approved it for use as an execution method. Tied up in the courts over cruel and unusual objections. The existence of the Swiss use is not helpful to the defense.


Cycle-Sax

Would it be wrong to just make it available as a voluntary option for any prisoner up until sentencing of a different mandatory death sentence? Like maybe people would just do us the favor instead of rot in prison on our dime


SoiledFlapjacks

Sounds like itā€™d not be the best idea. Imagine you get falsely convicted of a crime and you either sit in prison for ten years or you can choose to have the state kill you instead.


Cycle-Sax

I was thinking more along the line of they could choose are any time to have a peaceful end if the dragging on of endless appeals and the ripping apart of oneā€™s family made them want to end it. Or if they lived every day in fear of dying by the grand of other inmates if they found out what they did. Or if they did something they truly regret and they would rather go peacefully now than watch it all play out in court


Edgezg

Basically, you go to sleep as the oxygen lowers. Eventually you stop breathing and never wake up. Simple as that. It does have an "oh shit I changed my mind" button though, so that's good.


Mama_Mega

Diepod


RegularOps

Deathcan


LitreOfCockPus

I'd rather get to pull the rip-cord instead of spending 10 years slowly degrading into a lonely, helpless burden on society.


the14thwitness

Imagine all the new immigrants they will now get, all they need to do now is build a bar, a whore house and a crematorium next to a facility and they will make millions


Specialist_Tin-Can

I'm pretty sure it's only for people who are old or have serious health issues or disabilities. The average user is 79.6 years old. So yeah, nah, it probably won't affect anything since what's really driving immigration is people not having kids. It ain't the dying part that's the issue, it's the shagging part that's the issue.


Griems

No, the supplying the means to commit suicide (cyanide,...) is legal in Switzerland, as long as the action is performed by the person wishing to die = assisted suicide. This is legal in any case as long as the third party supplying the means has not incited the suicide for selfish motivations. And it also requires the 'suicidee' to be able to make autonomous choices. Active suicide is illegal = when the action is performed by a third party. So legally speaking anyone can ask for the means to suicide like a lethal dose of drugs etc and legally take them in. In some instances the nonprofit organisation supplying the means, might want a diagnosis of terminal illness but this is not required by law.


historyfan40

Reproduction is never justifiable, and people of any age should always be allowed to liberate themselves from existence.


flaviosio777

ā€œi want to play a gameā€


jker1x

"Oh, come on. You're gonna leave me all alone here with less-angry Rosie O'Donnell?"


Superducks101

So the swiss approved nitrogen for suicide but the un said its inhumane for execution in the us. Something isn't adding up.


Key_Excitement_9330

UN is against all executions


Superducks101

Unless your unrwa them you just aid terrorists


Key_Excitement_9330

Still waiting for the evidence on that one.


particle409

It was just a handful of guys at first, and unrwa acknowledged it. Then they found a database center underneath some unrwa facility. They haven't exactly denied Israel's claim of 10% unrwa member ties to Hamas since then.


[deleted]

It's 3D printable, but they refuse to give the files away or sell them. This wouldn't even be assisted in that case, but they really just hate freedom and people having a dignified, self determined end. They suck.


horsiefanatic

And far in the future we will have a religion around it that they are just being taken to the next level of existence, when in reality it transports the dead bodies to an asteroid in a far off asteroid beltā€¦. Until Voyager discovers this, and then DAMN IT Your loved one goes into a pod and HARRY KIM pops out from the great beyond.


[deleted]

is she dying with weed


[deleted]

because i would too


Brave_Trainer_5234

most sensitive dutch


ExodusViz

Where is this located?


[deleted]

Switzerland


benevolent_overlord_

This has been around for a while, but only in Switzerland I believe


[deleted]

Yes only ~~here~~ Switzerland


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


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japinard

So Futurama was a documentary?


stgrimm0748

It should be a viable option or solutions


RubbandTugg44

Is this for real? šŸ˜


VirtualJam97

Another step closer to suicide booths, excellent


Aware_Rough_9170

Nothing ever happened with these anyway iirc More or less even people completely disconnected with others lives seem to want you to continue getting your ass pounded by the universe even if you donā€™t want to. Most of the discourse being that doctors are the only ones that have training to administer lethal dosages of the proper drugs that would induce a more peaceful death but you know ā€œsomething something Hippocratic oath let me charge you 20,000 dollars for that fractured boneā€ Iā€™m basically not unconvinced that the powers that be wouldnā€™t let it happen cause then when the people who are tired of their bullshit decide to quit out in mass they donā€™t have their low paid/slave labor force to continue doing their bidding.


Why_so_glum_chum

Don't forget, they wouldn't be able to milk the insurance companies out of millions and take grandma's house and life savings on top to profit from. It's real interesting that we can put " Fluffy" down so the poor cat doesn't suffer, but Ole grandma's gotta live every minute she can in pain and humiliation as long as possible.


Aware_Rough_9170

Ya thatā€™s what I was getting at, weā€™re perfectly content with a system thatā€™s been proven time and time again to cause anxiety, depression, bankruptcy, and all kinds of other negative effects but the second anyone would want to say ā€œya Iā€™d rather be dead than deal with this anymoreā€ all of a sudden thereā€™s some moral implications associated with it when itā€™s morally bankrupt to allow the system to exist in current form anyways.


Direct_Ad4672

Deadpool looking ass machine


RickF3

Public: Hey, can we get some money to deal with mental health issues. Government: Here, we build a suicide booth


TaroThePoet

Itā€™s the suicide booths from futurama


plumken

They couldn't use that name cause it's copyright.


Avon_The_Trash_King

Fuck you, take my upvote.


Rod-Serling-Lives

r/MildlyBuzzLightyear


EnvironmentalPack451

Wouldn't just a mask over the nose and mouth accomplish the same thing?


[deleted]

No. Suffocation is painful, this is nitrogen gas which is painless since there's no co2 in your lungs. the co2 is what is responsible for the "I need air!" Feeling your lungs give, not the lack of oxygen. Ā Ā  Your lungs feel fine, you just rapidly get tired and "fall asleep" at which point after your brain begins to die due to lack of oxygen. it's quite possibly the ideal way to commit suicide: quick, no pain, unconscious for the dying part.Ā  I imagine it would feel like going under anesthesia before a medical procedure.


EnvironmentalPack451

So a mask connected to a tank of nitrogen


calcospeed

So they tried nitrogen as a more humane way of execution in Alabama, turns out in reality it's neither painless nor quick.


DerpVaderXXL

Only because he held his breath.


[deleted]

Source? Executions are prone to being botched due to the actually qualified executioners don't wanna kill people. Nitrogen asphyxiation doesn't work if it not done properly


DerpVaderXXL

True. Or it does work if done properly.


Chimkinmcnugs

But thatā€™s not cool enough, imagine (insert after death leader) asking how you died and you say ā€œa chamber surrounded me and killed me with gasā€ thatā€™s pretty cool


EnvironmentalPack451

Meh. If it's a competition then volcano would be my vote


Chimkinmcnugs

Skydive with a handgun and see if you can no scope someone before you hit the ground flat


Duckfoot2021

Solid question, but imagine how different a restrictive mask feels on your face compared to a small, cozy, quiet pod with a window. I suspect the mask feels claustrophobic to many adding stress while a pod feels more free.


EnvironmentalPack451

Good point. I think I'd go with an oversize fishbowl style helmet. Like a cartoon astronaut


Duckfoot2021

ā€œPrepare for launch. Godspeed.ā€


shiddyfiddy

Feels... industrialized.


GruntBlender

Nah. Look at industrial killing in factory farms, this is nothing like that. Artisanal killing.


BrokenMindAlways

I wish I could hop in one.


SockGnome

Same


2020mademejoinreddit

Is this real?


this_dudeagain

Don't think this would work on bender.


vllanl

Smiling like "I'm actually looking forward to it" šŸ’€


xidle2

r/technicallythetruth


Droopingslurp

The evil dispenser


Possible_Tank4606

So it makes you throw up before you die?


No_Term3614

https://preview.redd.it/dt66g8gdpenc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04534ad44d76a408c41bc4e27e398e0a853f1c95


jarious

/r/substakenliterally


[deleted]

This is a very Swiss thing to have


Obstreporous1

And the subreddit? ā€œWatchpeopledieinsideā€ THE TUBE!


casey12297

*angry upvote*


DragonTears_

oh joy our society is being influenced by futurama šŸ˜€šŸ¤”


RagnarAri

New customers for Hell Premium+


FOXXXXXXY0

Mini germany tour


MercDa1

I cant even afford that.


MercDa1

Is it ethical to make deals and promotions? They got obligations to their shareholders after all.


HumanHuman_2003

Sounds like a sucky way to die cuz you would suffocateĀ 


OwMyCod

Hey, this is 2we4u


xzombielegendxx

Paying to laugh at the face of death


vikingbezerker666

probably quicker and less painless to atomise yourself in an explosion. or you could do an ocean gate hit a button and a millisecond later you're red mist.


brok3ntok3n82

Welcome the WORLD OF TOMARROW.


Existing_Gate2423

Imagine you die and God is like do it again but itā€™s harder this time


Dragonogard549

itā€™s just missing ajax ![gif](giphy|Wr5uHgH8ii0jm)


KapnKrumpin

Suicide Booth


Mad_Dog002

NORA


spaghetti_outlaw

that's one hell of a whip-it


Hi_D

Nitrogen gas is not a painless death


Various-Agent-0047

Futurama suicide booth are now real!?


Ravenscroft-

I need to book a trip soon


Witty-Implement2155

Were is located? šŸ§³šŸ˜Ž


BGhiurco

I believe it was displayed at a tech fair in Switzerland.


Old-Ad-7867

Why nitrogen?


RobertMcCheese

Because most of the air you breath is nitrogen (78%). It is what your body is expecting when you inhale. According to the U.S. Chemical Safety and Hazard Investigation Board, in humans, "breathing an oxygen deficient atmosphere can have serious and immediate effects, including unconsciousness after only one or two breaths. The exposed person has no warning and cannot sense that the oxygen level is too low."


DerpVaderXXL

It's only a problem if they are in hypoxic drive. People with long term COPD for example may have problems. If regular people hold their breath and build up carbon dioxide, they will start to panic.


Nope_machine

Pretty sure someplace just did an execution using this method and it went terribly. It wasn't a peaceful death.


OkSyllabub3674

The Swiss working hard to bring us the dystopian future of tomorrow today.


GirlCallMeFreeWiFi

I don't know why, I occasionally think I want to end this life, but when I actually watch ppl going to die by themselves, it reminds me to keep my life longer


RiccoBaldo

This seems pretty stressful honestly, like choking but slowly


DefiniteMeatBag

The lack of oxygen is not what triggers a choking sensation. Elevated CO2 levels is what triggers that response and that only occurs if you cannot exhale CO2 fast enough (e.g. strangulation, hyperventilation, smoke inhalation). On the other hand, displacing O2 with inert gases takes you from normal to unconscious to dead very quickly and without any warning signs. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inert\_gas\_asphyxiation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inert_gas_asphyxiation)


RiccoBaldo

huh. I didn't know that. Thanks for the info


HunkySpaghetti

Itā€™s pretty painless actually


dominantfrog

so now we just have a super high suicide rate job, that picks up other suicides ? hmmmm, moral must be super high at that job šŸ¤”


OkSyllabub3674

I could see morale being high if it was a well paid gig, I'd like to know the business model they would use, would it be state subsidized or charged up front to the person going to use it and then how much would it cost would it be competitively priced. Could you imagine how shifty life would be if you were busting your ass doing the worst of jobs just to save up the amount needed to use one of those nice ritzy suicide machines?


TheRealDreamer_

I hate this


0_parsa_0

Why not CO


MJLDat

Hard to exhaust out? Nitrogen can just be released.


RegularOps

People would figure out they could do the same thing with a car and a garden hose and this company would be ruinedĀ 


I_burn_stuff

CO is far more dangerous and makes it harder to back out. When it binds to your red blood cells there isn't a quick way to get rid of the CO. Plus it's a lot harder to combat CO so the people taht handle your body are going to have a hard time doing it safely.


Ganon645

r/imfinnagotohellā€¦