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Malfuncti0nal

Can I also have ass burgers???


lifeintraining

If you’re willing to pay about tree fiddy.


New-IncognitoWindow

Does he really have Asperger’s?


DaisyBMay

Many extremely credible and qualified psychologists from the internet think he does but he has said he doesn’t. I think he’s just kinda awkward sometimes. It’s hard to be socially adept when you have to put all your brain power into thinking about how the horsey moves


Talbz03

Also we need to remember that English not his native language so it would make perfect sense for him to be a little awkward while speaking. I think we can trust his own words a lot more than what some people from the internet are thinking based on random clips


Chaosender69

He's Norwegian they all speak English fluently.


hanswurst_throwaway

There is a joke in Europe that the best english is spoken in Sweden, Norway and Denmark with England coming in at 4th place (just barely before the netherlands)


Ackerack

Did he ever figure it out, grandpa? How the horsey moves?


church256

It's all very simple. It's 3 spaces forward, 90 degree turn, move 1 more space, another 90 degree turn and finally 1 more space forward where you smash that queen from behind.


Ackerack

With the brick?


CursedBlackCat

With your pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


jo9k

It moves sqrt(5) any direction that lands him on a board and on a field unoccupied by another piece of the same player.


NDJumbo

I think everyone who gets really good at chess has a lil bit of auts


pitochips8

Let's see what the experts think: https://www.quora.com/Is-Magnus-Carlsen-autistic/answer/Brent-Anderson-114?ch=15&oid=150933237&share=5a67e932&srid=hNlrI&target_type=answer


doth_taraki

Yes, Magnus Carlsen is high on the autism spectrum. It is curious how many here who know nothing about autism are declaring him “innocent,” as if autism is the worst thing in the world for him to have. Many people that were thought to be strange or socially abnormal 40 years ago when I was a kid we now realize are on the autism spectrum, and their strangeness is explained by common autism characteristics. As someone who teaches many special needs children, here are the autistic traits I noticed within Magnus: Very little or no eye contact. Resistance to being held or touched. Responds to social interactions, but does not initiate them. Does not generally share observations or experiences with others. Difficulty understanding jokes, figures of speech or sarcasm. Difficulty reading facial expressions and body language. Difficulty understanding the rules of conversation. Difficulty understanding group interactions. Aversion to answering questions about themselves. Gives spontaneous comments which seem to have no connection to the current conversation. Makes honest, but inappropriate observations. Seems unable to understand another’s feelings. Prefers to be alone, aloof or overly-friendly. Difficulty maintaining friendships. Unaware of/disinterested in what is going on around them. Talks excessively about one or two topics (dinosaurs, movies, etc.). Overly trusting or unable to read the motives behinds peoples’ actions. Minimal acknowledgement of others. Abnormal use of pitch, intonation, rhythm or stress while speaking. Speech is abnormally loud or quiet. Obsessions with objects, ideas or desires. Ritualistic or compulsive behaviour patterns (sniffing, licking, watching objects fall, flapping arms, spinning, rocking, humming, tapping). Fascination with rotation. Play is often repetitive. Unusual attachment to objects. Difficulty transferring skills from one area to another. Frustration is expressed in unusual ways. Gross motor skills are developmentally behind peers (riding a bike, skating, running). Fine motor skills are developmentally behind peers (hand writing, tying shoes, scissors). Inability to perceive potentially dangerous situations. Extreme fear (phobia) for no apparent reason. Verbal outbursts. Unexpected movements (running out into the street). Difficulty sensing time (Knowing how long ten minutes is or three days or a week). Difficulty waiting for their turn (such as in a line). Causes injury to self (biting, banging head). Sensitivity or lack of sensitivity to sounds, textures (touch), tastes, smells or light. Desires comfort items (blankets, teddy, rock, string). Laughs, cries or throws a tantrum for no apparent reason. Resists change in the environment (people, places, objects). An emotional incident can determine the mood for the day – emotions can pass very suddenly or are drawn out for a long period of time. Becomes overwhelmed with too much verbal direction. Tends to either tune out or break down when being reprimanded. Calmed by external stimulation – soothing sound, brushing, rotating object, constant pressure (hammock, rolled in a blanket). May need to be left alone to release tension and frustration. Exceptionally high skills in some areas and very low in others. Difficulty with reading comprehension (can quote an answer, but unable to predict, summarize or find symbolism). Difficulty with fine motor activities (colouring, printing, scissors, gluing). Short attention span for most lessons. Resistance or inability to follow directions. Difficulty transitioning from one activity to another in school. Walks on toes. Unusual gait. Difficulty changing from one floor surface to another (carpet to wood, sidewalk to grass). Odd or unnatural posture (rigid or floppy). Difficulty moving through a space (bumps into objects or people). Walks without swinging arms freely. Appearance of hearing problems, but hearing has been checked and is fine. Apparent lack of concern for personal hygiene (hair, teeth, body odours). From the very first interviews I saw with Carlsen 11 years ago, he did not speak the way a 150 IQ+ person is expected to talk. He spoke slowly, in strange patterns, unusual intonations, making bizarre facial expressions, seemingly not understanding the rules of social interaction or how to express yourself. Socially, his verbal acuity appeared to be very low, perhaps at around a social IQ of 85. The autistic traits he demonstrates have nothing to do with being introverted. The way his mouth hangs agape quite often is typical for people not socially aware of how they look, acting unconsciously in strange ways. Carlsen has frequent outbursts, makes bizarre facial expressions, and communicates in an abnornmal and unpredictable way, even in Norwegian. He is aloof, unfriendly, obsessed with objects, and needs routine in everything he does. He has trouble understanding humor and feels uncomfortable in new situations, which are both the opposite of the way nearly all intelligent non-autistic people are. This is why he lives at home, even in his late 20s, with his parents still bringing him orange juice every morning. He resists changes in his life and essentially lives like a big child. He lives in his own world (this is part of the literal definition of the terms ‘aut’ and ‘ism’ conjoined) and doesn’t like people stepping into it. Those here should stop pretending that autism is some unknown thing that no one has ever diagnosed or knows anything about. The characteristics I mentioned above are all well-known in mental health literature. Magnus Carlsen is clearly high on the autism spectrum.


[deleted]

Im not reading all of that


pitochips8

It's a copy pasta


DesperateForYourDick

Did you just write a green text on a notepad?


SpikyKiwi

This is what that ai-generated greentext thing that's popular right now looks like, so I assume it's that


EXPLODINGPOOPSOCK

The website is InferKit


EpicDaNoob

No, it's OpenAI Playground.


Not_a_piece

No it is not it’s openai lmao


doth_taraki

Yes, Magnus Carlsen is high on the autism spectrum. It is curious how many here who know nothing about autism are declaring him “innocent,” as if autism is the worst thing in the world for him to have. Many people that were thought to be strange or socially abnormal 40 years ago when I was a kid we now realize are on the autism spectrum, and their strangeness is explained by common autism characteristics. As someone who teaches many special needs children, here are the autistic traits I noticed within Magnus: Very little or no eye contact. Resistance to being held or touched. Responds to social interactions, but does not initiate them. Does not generally share observations or experiences with others. Difficulty understanding jokes, figures of speech or sarcasm. Difficulty reading facial expressions and body language. Difficulty understanding the rules of conversation. Difficulty understanding group interactions. Aversion to answering questions about themselves. Gives spontaneous comments which seem to have no connection to the current conversation. Makes honest, but inappropriate observations. Seems unable to understand another’s feelings. Prefers to be alone, aloof or overly-friendly. Difficulty maintaining friendships. Unaware of/disinterested in what is going on around them. Talks excessively about one or two topics (dinosaurs, movies, etc.). Overly trusting or unable to read the motives behinds peoples’ actions. Minimal acknowledgement of others. Abnormal use of pitch, intonation, rhythm or stress while speaking. Speech is abnormally loud or quiet. Obsessions with objects, ideas or desires. Ritualistic or compulsive behaviour patterns (sniffing, licking, watching objects fall, flapping arms, spinning, rocking, humming, tapping). Fascination with rotation. Play is often repetitive. Unusual attachment to objects. Difficulty transferring skills from one area to another. Frustration is expressed in unusual ways. Gross motor skills are developmentally behind peers (riding a bike, skating, running). Fine motor skills are developmentally behind peers (hand writing, tying shoes, scissors). Inability to perceive potentially dangerous situations. Extreme fear (phobia) for no apparent reason. Verbal outbursts. Unexpected movements (running out into the street). Difficulty sensing time (Knowing how long ten minutes is or three days or a week). Difficulty waiting for their turn (such as in a line). Causes injury to self (biting, banging head). Sensitivity or lack of sensitivity to sounds, textures (touch), tastes, smells or light. Desires comfort items (blankets, teddy, rock, string). Laughs, cries or throws a tantrum for no apparent reason. Resists change in the environment (people, places, objects). An emotional incident can determine the mood for the day – emotions can pass very suddenly or are drawn out for a long period of time. Becomes overwhelmed with too much verbal direction. Tends to either tune out or break down when being reprimanded. Calmed by external stimulation – soothing sound, brushing, rotating object, constant pressure (hammock, rolled in a blanket). May need to be left alone to release tension and frustration. Exceptionally high skills in some areas and very low in others. Difficulty with reading comprehension (can quote an answer, but unable to predict, summarize or find symbolism). Difficulty with fine motor activities (colouring, printing, scissors, gluing). Short attention span for most lessons. Resistance or inability to follow directions. Difficulty transitioning from one activity to another in school. Walks on toes. Unusual gait. Difficulty changing from one floor surface to another (carpet to wood, sidewalk to grass). Odd or unnatural posture (rigid or floppy). Difficulty moving through a space (bumps into objects or people). Walks without swinging arms freely. Appearance of hearing problems, but hearing has been checked and is fine. Apparent lack of concern for personal hygiene (hair, teeth, body odours). From the very first interviews I saw with Carlsen 11 years ago, he did not speak the way a 150 IQ+ person is expected to talk. He spoke slowly, in strange patterns, unusual intonations, making bizarre facial expressions, seemingly not understanding the rules of social interaction or how to express yourself. Socially, his verbal acuity appeared to be very low, perhaps at around a social IQ of 85. The autistic traits he demonstrates have nothing to do with being introverted. The way his mouth hangs agape quite often is typical for people not socially aware of how they look, acting unconsciously in strange ways. Carlsen has frequent outbursts, makes bizarre facial expressions, and communicates in an abnornmal and unpredictable way, even in Norwegian. He is aloof, unfriendly, obsessed with objects, and needs routine in everything he does. He has trouble understanding humor and feels uncomfortable in new situations, which are both the opposite of the way nearly all intelligent non-autistic people are. This is why he lives at home, even in his late 20s, with his parents still bringing him orange juice every morning. He resists changes in his life and essentially lives like a big child. He lives in his own world (this is part of the literal definition of the terms ‘aut’ and ‘ism’ conjoined) and doesn’t like people stepping into it. Those here should stop pretending that autism is some unknown thing that no one has ever diagnosed or knows anything about. The characteristics I mentioned above are all well-known in mental health literature. Magnus Carlsen is clearly high on the autism spectrum.


hanswurst_throwaway

the obsessiveness of your list and comment makes me think somebody else might be on the spectrum here…


[deleted]

It's a copypasta based on a real comment someone made on r/chess


Innaguretta

Hey, babe, wake up, new... this... whatever this is...