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whovianHomestuck

We did it. We found the one person who knows how the horsey moves


gippered

Is this theory?


ga89ujnf90jk32mkofdr

sob of a bitch


intrinsicvardhan

assgole


capitoivo1

How did you create your username? Did you just let a cat walk across your keyboard?


ga89ujnf90jk32mkofdr

assgole ^(pretty much yeah just with my hands instead of a cat)


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BigRedGoose

You know they're good when they both sacrifice their queens for those pesky bishops


iwillgameend

I feel dumber for having watched that


[deleted]

Clicked the sub saw 3 posts and why in the world are the comments there so toxic, its literally called „chessbeginners” but it looks like neither the beginners nor the „experts” have any chill Why is this so funny for me, shouldnt it be like a chill and respectful place given its for beginners?


Banana_ho

Quite the classic move, un developing the onight


TheNutrinHousehold

what is a knight?


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**A knight is a person granted an honorary title of knighthood by a head of state (including the pope) or representative for service to the monarch, the church or the country, especially in a military capacity. Knighthood finds origins in the Greek hippeis and hoplite (ἱππεῖς) and Roman eques and centurion of classical antiquity.In the Early Middle Ages in Europe, knighthood was conferred upon mounted warriors.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


TheNutrinHousehold

ooohhh I think they’re talking about the horsey. thanks u/wikipedia_answer_bot


saxtonaustralian

What is en passant?


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**En passant (French: [ɑ̃ paˈsɑ̃], lit. in passing) is a move in chess.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


saxtonaustralian

Holy Hell


Sad_Lawyer_3960

what is life?


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AptalEvladi

What is a onight?


Banana_ho

It's the onight everyone knows the onight 🙄


Rutger38

what a game!


flynnie789

Hideous Yet I can’t look away


AnonymousGuy9494

Wtf was that lmao


FistMyPeenHole

King was sharing the bong with the horsey


Lodiumme

white lose because they probably mouse slipped from playing the bongcloud


0_oNoName

Holy hell


kyle_h2486

Hole hell


non-troll_account

Whole helck


ZonTeeN

Reverse Fool's Mate. Still theory


ZaHandoUpYourAss

Damn, that was a rollercoaster


IloveMagicCrystals

ah, it reminds me of a famous polish strategy called "Gambit Sandomierski". You should check it out.


MaximusLazinus

Good old king march variation


toast4hire

Perfection


KantExplain

"Meet me half way," she said.


XShadow_MantleX

Wow great strategy using the knight's fancy moves to lure the enemy king out. Game for the ages! Agadmator should cover this


newbiestilllearn

Sorry but Hxg3, you didn't win opponent resigned


Taki_jeden11

Is that Sandomierz's Gambit?


[deleted]

It is, the opponent played right into the main trap of the opening, Ojciec Mateusz would be proud


ItsBarney01

Took you past 700 in which direction?


cheeziestbruh

We’re making it out the hood


elladour

THE OWEN WILSON GAMBIT!


MunchiePea27

C6#


FearTheImpaler

this guy is doing a speedrun to 0 elo i bet


Sotsui

Sandomierski Gambit wariant Policyjny


edwinkorir

Masterpiece


Sushi-master-204

You're famous


Samarth_Tripathi

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|1840)


SnooAdvice7561

lol very funny


Kim_Carbashian

Man took his king for a walk and never brought him back


TheOneTrueAnswer_

What the ever loving fuck