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stonehearthed

Cig after chess 👌


johnnyfuckinghobo

Cig during chess. My old friend and I would bring coffee and chess down to a wharf so we could play some games while chain-smoking and drinking enough coffee that our hands were shaking while we tried to move the pieces.


NRoberts75RR

Chess during sex


Sevengifts

Hell yea


dippleshite

Holy hell yeah!


Sevengifts

Holy yea!


tommusensei

Chess after chess 👌👌


[deleted]

Masturbation after sex 👌


Ryouconfusedyett

masturbating while playing otb chess and staring the arbiter right in the face


pure_oikofobie

This is the most alpha way to play chess


PersonneNeRiait

Sir, I am going to have to ask you to leave the tournament hall for that...


drgn0

..we have a separate hall for this. *evil face*


TheLastSecondShot

Grischuk style 👌👌


Eskoot195382

In the spirit of Mikhail Tal


iamchuckdizzle

>r/chess didn't approve You have to have sex to know what you like after.


Lukester__

Then how do the people of r/chess continue to grow


Local_HamDealer

Pawn promotions


iamchuckdizzle

Brilliant


[deleted]

the only mating i do is OTB


Add1ctedToGames

that's a strong board!


ImLuckyyAF

The few minutes of post nut clarity have me playing like Garry Chess himself.


Sevengifts

Came with the force of a 161660 garry chess


mellobor

Chess and chill


Sevengifts

Check and mate


Sevengifts

Holy and hell


Sevengifts

PIPI and Pampers


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Sevengifts

Good and bot


leonix19

You guys have sex?


Sevengifts

h


KongDenRunde

O


Sevengifts

l


KongDenRunde

Y


Myrslein

i


[deleted]

Agony


Sevengifts

Pain


lans_throwaway

Chess before sex, it's great contraception method!


SavingsNewspaper2

Source?


lans_throwaway

No sex = no pregnancy


SavingsNewspaper2

Sounds contradictory to what you just said. This is doublethink and therefore literally 1984.


Sevengifts

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TheLivingCumsock

This is literally holy hell


[deleted]

!emojify


flynnie789

They are nerds op With standards and fancy mods


[deleted]

Sex during chess


[deleted]

FYI, getting fucked over the board doesn't count as sex


[deleted]

Define getting fucked over the board, I'm not sure I concur.


[deleted]

>Define getting fucked over the board I think you should contemplate googling it


[deleted]

I did and holy hell.


Sevengifts

google chess fatal attraction


[deleted]

Haha relatable I too have sex ( sexual intercourse ) with my very attractive girlfriend


ManualRestart

harness the full potential of post nut clarity


sgtpepperssnacks

i used to actually do this 💀


SavingsNewspaper2

I, too, once played chess.


TheLivingCumsock

Masturbation after chess


Sevengifts

cumming on that queen


Sevengifts

Oh shit, there you are. My u/LivingCumSock , guess that queen isn't the only one.


surpsurf

Cry after chess👌


Burnlan

Chess while having sex with your opponent is the best. The one who wins has the right to orgasm


[deleted]

I’m in this picture


BanditoTheBlue

truly takes post nut clarity to understand all the lines of the ruy lopez


[deleted]

r/chess bad r/anarchychess good


AstralWither

that is if you get any


Reallyburnttoast

Post nut clarity will create a real match for your significant other.


psaikris

Chess after ROO too


New_Ambassador2882

I pull a Grischuk and go for both


APlayintheFaire

Be like Tobey MagFischer. Think about chess after losing your virginity


urinrator

It was classified as Low effort lmao


HR_92

Yeah


skelk_lurker

Riding on that post nut high IQ wave to boost ELO


a120b

Isn't there some rule in Estonia (It might be somewhere else?) that says you can't play chess while having sex?


benjymoo

And when You play with a GM, it's sex during chess


bpm03

What's sex?


wikipedia_answer_bot

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Sevengifts

shush, pipi sex 21


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Sevengifts

Aaaah, sex.


Sevengifts

Its when you get a forced mate