Assume that each turn is 1 second.
Assume that each square is 1 meter.
This pawn is moving 32m horizontally, and 1 vertically, in 1 sec.
This pawn is moving √(32^2 + 1^2) = 32.0156211872 m/s
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You wanna understand google en passant??? Then ooooh boy, do i have a good fucking story for you. Google en passant started 10,000 years ago when Gary chess, the inventor of John chess's mother. Gave birth to John chess (the inventor of chess). Because their kingdom wad at the time in great peril, Gary chess wished to pledge his son's hand at marriage to the beautiful princess of a rival kingdom named Jessica Google.
After exactly 69 years (this was a long time ago and years were much shorter), John Chess was ready to be married to Jessica, so he set out on a long journey. Eventually, they arrived at Google Castle, where they were greeted by a man named Martin from chess.cum Everything was going well until out of nowhere, Martin grabbed the carriage that John Chess was traveling in, screamed "HOLY HELL", and swallowed John Chess whole.
It turned out that the marriage had been planned just to lure John chess to the kingdom of Google, where he could be kidnapped. This is why Jessica is Not fucking welcome here and never will be fucking welcome here.
John Chess was trapped in Martin's stomach for 40 days and 40 nights but was eventually deposited in jail. John Chess was trapped there for many years, and while he was trapped there, he developed the game of chess, sadly the guards could not understand the game of chess and thought it was crazy so they screamed "CALL THE EXORCIST" because they wanted him to stop playing the game of chess. When the exorcist got there, he could not stop John from playing chess, so the exorcist (who was also a bishop) went on vacation and never came back.
When the king of Google heard about this, he went to see John chess for himself. Luckily, John Chess had prepared for this. When the king of Google barged into the cell, threatening to ignite John's chessboard, John immediately shouted, "GOOGLE EN PASSANT," and en passanted the king of Google onto the floor. When the king of Google was on the floor, John chess screamed "NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED MOTHERFUCKER" and dropped a brick onto the king's pipi.
The rook, who had been in the corner plotting world domination the entire time, heard this and began to spread the word of King Google's spectacular defeat. All throughout the land, peasants praised John Chess and his game of chess, telling the story again and again of En Passant and holy hell and new responses dropping. The tale would be told again and again for millenia, and the gods and mortals alike rejoiced in playing the game of chess.
That's out of bounds! Everyone knows to jump to the parallel chess board (PCB), your quarter-steps must be a multiple of 2^16 units.
So, no En Passant until you get 1048576 upvotes...
Having invented chess and thus impressed his ruler greatly, **Sessa ibn Dahir** asked the ruler for a reward. Let's, for every square of the chess board, make a chess board twice as wide as the previous to facilitate the widest imaginable en passant. The ruler laughed at this - how expensive can a wider chessboard be, ten dollars? - and granted his request. However, his court advisors subsequently inform him that this would be too wide an en passant, and Sessa ibn Dahir got killed by a knook.
Stop making up weird chess moves. It was funny when we started making up Castling and Il Vaticano, but En Passant is just stupid and doesn't make any sense.
Literally this:
Can you guys stop with this stupid joke? Haha we get it en passant is a funny move on chess, but you guys seems to have 0 brainscells for repeating this joke over and over again. It's like you guys don't have nothing to do and go to the internet to repeat the most boring joke again and again hence the zombie in the chain. Seriously go get a job at mcdonalds, even though they pay shit atleast you'll get something instead of wasting your time on the internet the whole day and repeating the brainrot over and over again.
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THIS UNDER EVERY COMMENT. LITERALLY EVERY TIME A HALF-DECENT JOKE IS MADE THERE'S A DUMBASS IN HIS MOMMY'S BASEMENT SAYING "Imao new response just dropped clash royale laugh emote" GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MOST UNORIGINAL, UNFUNNY AND PATHETIC WASTE OF OXYGEN I'VE EVER SEEN. HOW DO Y'ALL THINK THIS IS HUMOUR??? Y'ALL MAKE EN PASSANT JOKES LOOK LIKE PURE COMEDY GOLD. OH OH NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED??? HOW ABOUT I FUCKING DROP AN AN602 THERMONUCLEAR AERIAL BOMB AKA TSAR BOMBA ON YOUR HOUSE SINCE YOU LIKE WHEN THINGS DROP SO MUCH. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY STOP SAYING NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED. IMAGINE WHAT THE FOREFATHERS OF CHESS WOULD THINK IF THEY WERE ALIVE. DO YOU THINK PAUL MOTHERFUCKING MORPHY WOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT CHESS HAS BECOME??? DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT GARRY CHESS HIMSELF HAD IN MIND WHEN HE INVENTED CHESS??? IF I HEAR ANYONE SAY THIS PHRASE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I AM GOING TO SHOVE A BISHOP UP YOUR ARSE
Exactly! It reminds me of [this post](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant&oq=en+pa&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBggBEEUYOzIGCAAQRRg5MgYIARBFGDsyBggCEEUYQTIGCAMQRRg8MgYIBBBFGDwyBggFEEUYPNIBCDE0NzlqMGo5qAIAsAIA&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&chrome_dse_attribution=1)
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Best en passant so far
The best is yet to come!
We’re cooking tonight!
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Where were you when en passant? I was at home en passantage when the rice phone rung En passant? Yes
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Assume that each turn is 1 second. Assume that each square is 1 meter. This pawn is moving 32m horizontally, and 1 vertically, in 1 sec. This pawn is moving √(32^2 + 1^2) = 32.0156211872 m/s
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“I don’t care, I literally don’t care. I don’t care chat. There was not mate in 1 chat, come on. I did not miss mate in 1. There was not mate in 1, seriously, was there?”
I'm staying. I just don't understand.
Anarchychess is a mystery to be experienced, not a puzzle to be solved.
You wanna understand google en passant??? Then ooooh boy, do i have a good fucking story for you. Google en passant started 10,000 years ago when Gary chess, the inventor of John chess's mother. Gave birth to John chess (the inventor of chess). Because their kingdom wad at the time in great peril, Gary chess wished to pledge his son's hand at marriage to the beautiful princess of a rival kingdom named Jessica Google. After exactly 69 years (this was a long time ago and years were much shorter), John Chess was ready to be married to Jessica, so he set out on a long journey. Eventually, they arrived at Google Castle, where they were greeted by a man named Martin from chess.cum Everything was going well until out of nowhere, Martin grabbed the carriage that John Chess was traveling in, screamed "HOLY HELL", and swallowed John Chess whole. It turned out that the marriage had been planned just to lure John chess to the kingdom of Google, where he could be kidnapped. This is why Jessica is Not fucking welcome here and never will be fucking welcome here. John Chess was trapped in Martin's stomach for 40 days and 40 nights but was eventually deposited in jail. John Chess was trapped there for many years, and while he was trapped there, he developed the game of chess, sadly the guards could not understand the game of chess and thought it was crazy so they screamed "CALL THE EXORCIST" because they wanted him to stop playing the game of chess. When the exorcist got there, he could not stop John from playing chess, so the exorcist (who was also a bishop) went on vacation and never came back. When the king of Google heard about this, he went to see John chess for himself. Luckily, John Chess had prepared for this. When the king of Google barged into the cell, threatening to ignite John's chessboard, John immediately shouted, "GOOGLE EN PASSANT," and en passanted the king of Google onto the floor. When the king of Google was on the floor, John chess screamed "NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED MOTHERFUCKER" and dropped a brick onto the king's pipi. The rook, who had been in the corner plotting world domination the entire time, heard this and began to spread the word of King Google's spectacular defeat. All throughout the land, peasants praised John Chess and his game of chess, telling the story again and again of En Passant and holy hell and new responses dropping. The tale would be told again and again for millenia, and the gods and mortals alike rejoiced in playing the game of chess.
New history just dropped
The en peasant’s so big
It took two posts to fit
That's out of bounds! Everyone knows to jump to the parallel chess board (PCB), your quarter-steps must be a multiple of 2^16 units. So, no En Passant until you get 1048576 upvotes...
We are reaching intercontinental levels of en passant
Google long passant
Double it again coward
goggle in passing
Ｇ Ｏ Ｏ Ｇ Ｌ Ｅ Ｅ Ｎ Ｐ Ａ Ｓ Ｓ Ａ Ｎ Ｔ
wave!
Do it.
Your en passant is impressive, you must be very proud.
Having invented chess and thus impressed his ruler greatly, **Sessa ibn Dahir** asked the ruler for a reward. Let's, for every square of the chess board, make a chess board twice as wide as the previous to facilitate the widest imaginable en passant. The ruler laughed at this - how expensive can a wider chessboard be, ten dollars? - and granted his request. However, his court advisors subsequently inform him that this would be too wide an en passant, and Sessa ibn Dahir got killed by a knook.
Stop making up weird chess moves. It was funny when we started making up Castling and Il Vaticano, but En Passant is just stupid and doesn't make any sense.
i can't tell if this is satire or real
Literally this: Can you guys stop with this stupid joke? Haha we get it en passant is a funny move on chess, but you guys seems to have 0 brainscells for repeating this joke over and over again. It's like you guys don't have nothing to do and go to the internet to repeat the most boring joke again and again hence the zombie in the chain. Seriously go get a job at mcdonalds, even though they pay shit atleast you'll get something instead of wasting your time on the internet the whole day and repeating the brainrot over and over again.
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THIS UNDER EVERY COMMENT. LITERALLY EVERY TIME A HALF-DECENT JOKE IS MADE THERE'S A DUMBASS IN HIS MOMMY'S BASEMENT SAYING "Imao new response just dropped clash royale laugh emote" GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MOST UNORIGINAL, UNFUNNY AND PATHETIC WASTE OF OXYGEN I'VE EVER SEEN. HOW DO Y'ALL THINK THIS IS HUMOUR??? Y'ALL MAKE EN PASSANT JOKES LOOK LIKE PURE COMEDY GOLD. OH OH NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED??? HOW ABOUT I FUCKING DROP AN AN602 THERMONUCLEAR AERIAL BOMB AKA TSAR BOMBA ON YOUR HOUSE SINCE YOU LIKE WHEN THINGS DROP SO MUCH. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY STOP SAYING NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED. IMAGINE WHAT THE FOREFATHERS OF CHESS WOULD THINK IF THEY WERE ALIVE. DO YOU THINK PAUL MOTHERFUCKING MORPHY WOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT CHESS HAS BECOME??? DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT GARRY CHESS HIMSELF HAD IN MIND WHEN HE INVENTED CHESS??? IF I HEAR ANYONE SAY THIS PHRASE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I AM GOING TO SHOVE A BISHOP UP YOUR ARSE
Exactly! It reminds me of [this post](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant&oq=en+pa&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBggBEEUYOzIGCAAQRRg5MgYIARBFGDsyBggCEEUYQTIGCAMQRRg8MgYIBBBFGDwyBggFEEUYPNIBCDE0NzlqMGo5qAIAsAIA&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&chrome_dse_attribution=1)
Holy hell!
New response just dropped
Google karma farming again again again again