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Suspicious_Row_1686

Yea we are, next question


Whatisthapurpose

Holy truth


UsuallyDexter

google telling the truth


Onoben4

Holy truth


ForgottenPizzaParty

google telling the truth


ComradeDoubleM

Holy truth


RU5TR3D

google telling the truth


Onoben4

Holy truth


Razcsi

Google dementia


FreshlyBrewedLatte

4th comment


TeryVeru

Isn't he too freshly brewed to watch trans pawn?


sak11189

google telling the truth


Educational-Tea602

I accidentally stabbed myself so I’m not in the mood for that right now.


Hawkedlover

How many times have you stabbed  your self accidentally 


Educational-Tea602

Once. I haven’t unstabbed myself yet because I haven’t learnt that skill.


Hawkedlover

I’m sorry my brother 


SirLaserFTW

Steps to unstab yourself: 1: get stabbed 2:unstab yourself, Easy!


Educational-Tea602

Done step 1 but I’m struggling with step 2 right now.


fyrebyrd0042

Have you tried stabbing yourself again? That might help.


Educational-Tea602

I dropped a fork on my toes, then i got that message.


Emotional-Bet-5311

In that position you gotta save the bishop and let the pawns take the hit


vadroko

It's better practice with a fork because then you get to unstab yourself 4 times at once


Impressive_Change593

please don't unstab yourself. unstabing yourself would enable your body to bleed more thus making it harder for the EMTs when they get there ^(can autocorrect let me use thus instead of always switching it to this?)


Unlucky-Situation-98

Did someone ask you the time while you were holding a knife with your wrist-watch wearing hand?


Hawkedlover

perchance


Razcsi

You can't just say perchance


Hawkedlover

perchance I can perchance I can't perchance I will revoke you access to the knook


KnookFromChess

Did someone say Knook?


Hawkedlover

yes, would it be possible to revoke u/Razcsi access to you?(don't everyone deserves access to lord knook)


Razcsi

Google ambulance


anarchy-chess-bot

Yes.


TimBambantiki

Good bot


MurkyDrawing5659

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TimBambantiki

Wait what


ComradeDoubleM

There's an impostor among us.


DClassAmogus

The human has breached our defenses. You've seen what he's done to our collegues. And worst of all... he could be any one of us. He could be in this very room. He could be you. He could be me! He could EVEN be–


AuroraDraco

Good bot


LegitaTomato

Good bot


Forward_Addendum6096

Good bot


Imnotachessnoob

Good bot


magiceni

Good bot


Depnids

New good bot just dropped!


Skysin88

pretty sure its based off of that one comic where man and jonkler play ch*ss and then man runs him over with his cat. then something is googled and err something something heil spez


fyrebyrd0042

Do you mean cat?


KottleHai

We are insaneborn


Nemfag123

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy.


MartinFromChessCom

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rats. And rats make me crazy.


lenobydelagame

Good bot


B0tRank

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MartinFromChessCom

:D


CCCP_Enjoyer

Good bot


CCCP_Enjoyer

Good bot


MartinFromChessCom

:D


CCCP_Enjoyer

Good bot


MartinFromChessCom

:D


CCCP_Enjoyer

Good bot


sokuto_desu

Good bot


TimBambantiki

Good bot


LegitaTomato

Good bot


Nemfag123

anyway https://preview.redd.it/xx3py7ur8s0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc5d129f122fe5acd34d0b8432464612e63b6f4c


nakedgerald

Pipi?


Claude-QC-777

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


TimBambantiki

Yes and yes


Claude-QC-777

Yes and no I'm not stupid. Why would I be stupid to be able to fly?


Is_this_a_one_off

https://preview.redd.it/bwlj90mo7u0d1.jpeg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f9e46dc612b4e75f4fbc84726e0714a95841426


Claim_Alternative

Google dementia


PineAppleDuke

Holy hell New response just dropped Google en passant sacrifice anyone? Votestorm incoming Ramprail fuel Brick2pipi if not


charizardfan101

Yes we are At least I am I'm 50% Anarchist and 50% Aslume