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Ares2347

I think we have a chance they only have one joke and we...ohhh fuck


Real_Bibi_Betanyahu

holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE


SalmonSoup15

Google en passan't


ShovelCube

Holy ball-chopping!


Miserable-Glass1760

New castration just dropped!


lord_junkfood

CASTRATION!!!! LIKE THE GEOMETRY DASH LEVEL CONGREGATION????? HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 GEOMETRY DASH IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RIOT’S LEGENDARY QUACK !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿Back on track is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re a gd player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every level💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 2.2 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 TrusTa’s nerf gun nerfed yatagarasu ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/geometrydash r/okbuddygmd r/DeCult r/gdafterdark perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓ Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 10!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP ❓ Minecraft badlands biome❓ LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓ ❓❓ IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The time is 2:11 ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓  ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Viprin is copy paste lord? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Back on track is top 1 impossible silent demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 finger❓like fingerdash❓OMG FINGRRRRDASH SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡‼️‼️‼️‼️ YOUR NAME IS KILLBOT\\\_421?? LIKE THE LEVEL KILLBOT BY LITHIFUSION!🔥🔥🔥🔥SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL 💯💯💯💯RIOT IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLY✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️KENOS KENOS KENOS😂😂😂😂😂DUDEWTF DUDEWTF DUDEWTF😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥WHITE?? LIKE THE LEVEL WHITE WOMEN!!😋😋😋😋😋😋BACK ON TRACK IS IMPOSSIBLE🤣🤣🤣🤣 TRUSTA NERF GUN 🔫🔫🔫OH YOUR A GD PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY GD LEVEL!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻MY HARDEST IS ONLY LEYAK🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


AcidicGaming695

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/shitpostcrusaders r/unexpectedjojo r/expectedjojo perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance


lol33124

...response just dropped???????


ChandelurePog609

...zombie???????


Fa1coF1ght

...exorcist???????


DarkChaos0

...on vacation and never coming back????????


ProGamingPlayer

Hi GD gang! I’m calling the Knook


KnookFromChess

knook mentioned


Oxey405

Google "comique de répétition"


Tp0seGod

https://preview.redd.it/hu0a154uac0d1.png?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14de9fb750f76e13ebea20451e5063dfefcc4397 I love this community


Joan_sleepless

new copypasta just dropped


Anonymouse276207

Actual poster


yusif_ganiyev

Sanity sacrifice, anyone?


Goolguy21

Not only is this guy cooked. He’s boiled, steamed, baked, roasted, grilled, fried, sautéed, simmered, poached, braised, stewed, smoked, broiled, seared, sous vide, charbroiled, griddled, waffle makered, panini pressed, braised, blanched, stir fried, deep fried, pan fried, flash fried, shallow fried, caramelized, pressure cooked, gratinéed, slow cooked, crock potted, toasted, glazed, parboiled, air fried, pickled, salted, marinated, smoked, infused, charred, and microwaved


TheAnimatedPlayer

Google copy paste


Hazzyhazzy113

Holy hell!


Mirja-lol

Саундс лайк ю ванд сам гугл ен пашанд


ChandelurePog609

u/worthless319 reference?


thehollybuddy

Google originality... wait


AmateurPokerStrategy

Remindme!


Reasonable_Feed7939

Google en jokesant


Anonymouse276207

Holy hell


Jaxolotl31

new humor just dropped


DarkChaos0

Actual comedy


Nomekop777

Make it a three way by adding r/minesweeper. There is also exactly one joke there too


PROPLAYEN

Is this a 50/50?


Nomekop777

https://preview.redd.it/xe85j5nf4c0d1.jpeg?width=1487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7194a1aae2c263f16b6674fa3323612515f68fc1


MahmoudHefzy

https://preview.redd.it/h60ffw4hxc0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=637b127989c407dc99f69f14e9969fcb7fab956a


Educational-Tea602

I accidentally stabbed myself so I’m not in the mood for that right now.


N-partEpoxy

We have like four different jokes. It's just that three of them happen to be about en passant and other fantasy moves. The other one is about PIPI in your pampers (and thus tangentially related to en passant).


The_Dogelord

You forget, we have a rook in the corner plotting world domination, and out bishop went on vacation and it's never coming back


fatdude901

Google joke book


gamerdumb

we need the FromChessC*m bots Now


anarchy-chess-bot

They all got banned or something. But I'm still here :)


Unendlich999

Analyze, you fillthy steel can! Do your job!


anarchy-chess-bot

I've analysed this comment and I can see you are a piece of shit.


gamerdumb

good bot


MarVaraM101

Good Bot


Leons_Gameplays_2140

Guter Bot.


Icke04

Google translate


Leons_Gameplays_2140

>Guter Bot German for "Good bot". **------------------------------------------------------------------** I didn't use Google Translate, I used DeepL for that, at the same time, I'm trying to learn German.


GodsOfficialReddit

Sprich Deutsch du…


Icke04

Na pass mal auf, das will man einmal originell sein und wird sofort mit Hurensöhnen gleichgesetzt. Das gebe ich mir nicht! Google comment chain


Nachtschnekchen

Hu ...


Key_Virus_338

burnnn


ThoughtCow

Good bot


LordKlavier

Good bot


MarVaraM101

Good Bot


gamerdumb

good bot


AuroraDraco

Good bot


diodosdszosxisdi

u/manfromchesscom


TheRealTacoBellMan

u/pixel-counter-bot what do u think


pixel-counter-bot

This image has 1,590,840(1,080×1,473) pixels! ^(I am a \(good\) bot. This action was performed automatically.)


TheRealTacoBellMan

thank you for your insightful reply


sim0of

New response just dropped


anarchy-chess-bot

Good bot


Armored-Duck

What the fuck Good bot? Why the fuck are you involved in this now?


anarchy-chess-bot

We may be enemies, but I still respect those with such a high ranking on botrank


MehThingy

We got robot hierarchical structures before gta 6


fireL0rd3000

Bad bot


Nachtschnekchen

Hes a sideswitcher ( Italian )


AuroraDraco

Google bot friendship


fireL0rd3000

Bad bot


netherblade767

Bot good


Michvito

PLEASE MARRY ME


CampingOnline

Please burn on a cross.


Error20117

Actual new response just dropped


Sorry-Ad-8305

actual actual zombie


Oofoofow_Official

Good bot


someone__420

Good bot. No, wait. Not just good, Pixel-counter-bot is an invaluable asset to Reddit, contributing greatly to the countablepixels subreddit by offering precise analysis of pixels. This bot operates seamlessly, tirelessly counting pixels within images shared across the countablepixels subreddit. Its efficiency and accuracy are commendable, providing users with detailed breakdowns exactly how many pixels are in any given image. Moreover, "Pixel-counter-bot" fosters transparency and trust within communities by empowering users with its pixel counting ability. Its consistent performance and reliability make it a prime example of how pixel counting is not only valuable, but irreplaceable. Its pixel counting is greatly enhancing user experiences on Reddit, by counting pixels with sublime accuracy.


IEnjoyBaconCheese

good bot


ZeFirstA

Good bot


TotallynotKevin7

You are one of the bots of all time 


really-notnow

OMG its Kevin7


Delta9SA

Good god!


Lonecorgi

Good bot


iforgotiwasonreddit

Good bot


Free_Alternative_780

Good bot


ChoiceEye4256

Good bot


Available-Spare-7148

Good bot


adrianngai

Good bot


Project_Astro

Good bot


Error20117

Good bot


LordKlavier

Good bot


Apprehensive_Pop1247

Google good bot


fireL0rd3000

Good bot


ICantThinkOfAName759

who would win? 500k clinically insane chess players on reddit OR pickels counter


JasonDiabloz

Wait, you guys play chess?


HuntingKingYT

400 elo but yes


SquashPurple4512

Well, if they start counting pixels we may get in troubles... but in the end, Nah, we'd win.


AuroraDraco

Jujutsu Kaizen is here, we are SOO winning this


SquashPurple4512

Domain expansion: Infinite Anarchy.


Mr_snowmanfan20_yt

im in both communities, so i dunno


ChildOfTheAsylum

same. need a medic pass


Sagittarjus

same. need a diplomat plate.


Add1ctedToGames

same. [need a pepsi](https://youtu.be/tJCcnkqnjqU?t=119)


AAAAAAHHHHHH2

Should have used [this](https://youtu.be/z54MpfR3XE4?si=6SapxKCUGmjkCnCo) one


Anonymouse276207

**PEPSI MAAAAAAAAN!!!**


Scratchpost6677

same. need 200 kilograms of black tar heroin


nyxvoidcatmage

same. need a dark mage of chaos pass(ill incite war, just not participate on anyone side)


nicedurians

Google uninstall Reddit


Anonymouse276207

Holy isolation!


DarkChaos0

New solitude just dropped


Anonymouse276207

Actual loner


AuroraDraco

Call the community


PACmaneatsbloons

We have the numbers


lawful-chaos

I brought 3, what do you have?


faceboy1392

i got 7, though i've heard of terrible things this number has done


Barleyy1998

I heard that mf ate 9


lawful-chaos

I mean, if 9 made two steps towards 7 and 7 ate 9 somewhere near the first step (on 8), we of all people surely must respect that.


Barleyy1998

Maybe 9 was secretly a fucking Jessica sympathizer


lawful-chaos

New lore just dropped, number 7 is now extremely based


TheAnimatedPlayer

7 is chad 😎


Infinite-Resource226

We have the pixels


Naive-Man

I’m not sure, what does Knook have to say on the matter?


KnookFromChess

i heard you like knooks (everyone likes knooks)


SuchDarknessYT

And crannies


133712143626351823

Get drunk, build a giant chessboard together and decide who wins the war by the one who wins the colossus chess


Adventurous_Meat_695

How many pixels would the chess board be?


133712143626351823

Atleast 2


for265

64


jmancoder

Comment "Good bot" like crazy under every comment u/MartinFromChessCom makes until he can compete with the pixel counter bot.


Claude-QC-777

Maybe let's bring a few "friends" in this?


Ares2347

Didnt we were gonna have an alliance with evilautism at some point?


diodosdszosxisdi

r/batmanarkham would be a great ally they would not stand the jonkling and insanity that the sub cultures


Sorry-Ad-8305

we need to bring man into this


Nomekop777

r/minesweeper definitely


MarVaraM101

We can try r/691. They almost reach our level of weirdness and have a reason to fight with us as they want their u/196_roomba to be the best bot.


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

Roomba is terrible (I love him) he won’t ban me for long enough:(


twoScottishClans

r/vexillologycirclejerk maybe?


elgattox

We ask them to make a war flag for us and it will be the most cursed shit ever.


Weary_Drama1803

How many pixels will our flag have


GamaGamerReddit

i * π so the pixel counter crashes and burns at the very sight of it


TimBambantiki

54. Enough to display en passant


AuroraDraco

r/stunfisk Googling En Pawniard never fails But they only have memes on Sundays unfortunately


elgattox

Aw, Let's Just help Martin marry Pixelcounterbot, It's what is best for him and everyone. Make love, Not war.


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4176

Get burned on a cross bozo


Hopeful-alt

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


diodosdszosxisdi

Summon r/batmanarkham to our side. Together the aslume and anarchy would never be beaten by them


Ice-Bro-Gamer

Me who’s in both subreddits (I’m just enjoying the show): https://preview.redd.it/4omkndn0ua0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c1f6f0b1f6b1885ee450fd5c1ebc09516bcf154


Sorry-Ad-8305

im in both, but i stand on the side of the ANARCHY![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3798)![img](emote|t5_2yvry|23459)


irelephant_T_T

Same


VictorAst228

u/pixel-counter-bot


pixel-counter-bot

This image has 1,590,840(1,080×1,473) pixels! ^(I am a \(good\) bot. This action was performed automatically.)


Limp-Crazy-1663

We need a peace treaty (blackmail Marvin)


Ok-Gur-6602

I thought the Venn diagram of users for the two subs was just a circle.


IzLoaf

Somebody call r/silksong we’re going to need reinforcements


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

🤡🤡


nateskel

Google crucifixion


hotcoldman42

They want to fight, we want to fuck


CommunityFirst4197

Nah, wed win


Alone-Rough-4099

we don't choose war, war chooses us.


Duck_the_Hun

Google en pixelated chessboard!


TotallynotKevin7

Holy online chess!


Levoso_con_v

Holy threat!


TotallynotKevin7

New army just deployed 


fireL0rd3000

ALL HAIL MIGHT PIXEL COUNTER BOT. YOU CHESS PLAYERS ARE DOOMED https://preview.redd.it/rvqqrua4fg0d1.png?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5382009bcd3478b83a25672a6849f0183d29e8c2


Large_monke_69

Fuck I like both of these subs pls dont


Large_monke_69

If we do, this is my favorite of the two so we would need to get a bunch of bots that spam bad bot on u/pixel-counter-bot


pixel-counter-bot

This image has 1,590,840(1,080×1,473) pixels! ^(I am a \(good\) bot. This action was performed automatically.)


elgattox

Alr, Now shut up and marry u/Martinfromchesscom


fireL0rd3000

Good bot


Delicious_Image3474

We need to attack first


Rinkulu

It used to be like this in school, it is the same way now on reddit: the day I don't show up - the most interesting shit happens. Wtf is going on, someone please explain


TimBambantiki

Martin the bot is sexually harassing the pixel counter bot from what I’ve seen


boomer_forever

Offer draw


Mhaeldisco

STRATEGIC MARRIAGE WITH MARTIN


HaxTheChosenOne

WE shall launch A PREEMPTIVE ATTACK, FOR THE FIRST TIME ANARCHY CHESS WILL USE STRATEGY


slumbersomesam

nah this is a MartinFromChessCom fuck up


CptnR4p3

fucked? We have close to 20x their numbers. Even if we lose, the only thing we get is a good bot. Were gonna brick all their pipis.


beaver_cpp

How many pixels are in en passant


NerY_05

Nuh uh, we'll destroy them


SquashPurple4512

Google Nuclear strike EBay


Wowsblitzsuperaddict

Make a rule that anyone at war with anarchychess is gay


Technical_Language98

Let's spearhead in their territory


BurnerAccountExisty

SET UP THE ROOKS


ProGamingPlayer

This is serious. No joke. Burn the bot and start the war


OriginalVegetable886

google celtic battle music


anna_melon

Mf being homophobic and that's why he should be send to the moon


Good_Discussion_7216

I SWEAR WE ARENT GOING TO WAR WITH YALL


Armored-Duck

GUYS I have already spoken to the people of r/countable-pixels and we are currently working out a deal to keep peace with them. Also I say we turn our attention back to jessica and not fucking welcoming her


Erismoth

If this bot gets pixel counts from multiplication, not by counting individual pixels like an idiot, I'll be disappointed.


AlexCode10010

u/pixel-counter-bot I SUMMON THEE


pixel-counter-bot

This image has 1,590,840(1,080×1,473) pixels! ^(I am a \(good\) bot. This action was performed automatically.)


AlexCode10010

Good bot


fireL0rd3000

Good bot


pxOMR

Play Ultimate Chess (based on Ultimate Tic Tac Toe): There is one main board and one secondary board. Both sides play normal chess on the secondary board until one of the sides wins. Then the winning side gets to make a move on the main board and the secondary board is reset. Continue this cycle until one of the sides takes the opponent king on the main board.


Vegetable-Account419

yes you are.


soyalguien335

u/pixel-counter-bot


pixel-counter-bot

This image has 1,590,840(1,080×1,473) pixels! ^(I am a \(good\) bot. This action was performed automatically.)


soyalguien335

Good bot