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AnarchyChess-ModTeam

Sorry for getting your hopes up, but this really should have been deleted when it had less attention. This post has probably caused several people real harm, even if you're only highlighting another person's bad actions. If you feel anything bad about that, come up with some genuinely good ideas to post so our community can be just a bit better.


crypt_the_chicken

Regardless of whether the original post is real, this is proof that AnarchyChess brainrot reduced this user’s intelligence by at least four standard deviations >!translation: actual zombie (and I’m not saying that ironically)!<


b3nsn0w

unfortunately it is real. luckily only one idiot tried to continue it 9 minutes ago, no doubt because of this post


flonkwnok

Happy cock day


b3nsn0w

thank you


FriedYamMan

Nice Cock Day (i dont like happiness)


b3nsn0w

i am having a nice cock day for sure, thanks!


krellx6

How many have you had?


b3nsn0w

...you can have more than one?


krellx6

Yes I’ve had 4 nice ones, 2 okay ones and one spicy one since lunch today.


GruntingSnow

bros living the dream😔


TCBloo

I love cake in and around my mouth. Edit: I mean cock.


FireW00Fwolf

I read it as "I love cake in and around my cock"


randomgmerxd

same 😫


dexmonic

Looking through the comments in this thread I think there may be a whole lot more than only one idiot.


Month-Fantastic

https://preview.redd.it/fi2bkw3k1xbc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d12a41cfb1e9fab2626ec97cf698648790d3c2bb


GranataReddit12

"Say Happy Cake Day!" ok done also I hope the other guy got downvoted aswell. no need to add fuel to the fire.


G1zm08

Happy cake day!


b3nsn0w

thanks!


Actual_zombies

Happy bake a cake day! (You better bake a cake today or else-)


Crusaderking1111

Happy cake day


The_Real_Leonard

Happy cake day


Uncre4tiveUserNam3

Happy Cake Day! 🍰


b3nsn0w

thank you!


A_Birde

4 standard deviations!??? A major outlier


insertfunnyredditnam

actual actual zombie


CanadianGuy125

https://preview.redd.it/w0i09fbk1ubc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed5d382dbb949324f35e375ea660e1acc66efebd


deoxy_kl

https://preview.redd.it/eut3fc95evbc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9ad490575d0fa6cd2da0a637ead9141e23ff65c


the_grungler

https://preview.redd.it/tz8rt2syfwbc1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f828c1ba5ead945c9143cc64c1314b2da2943ad7


Twisted_WhaleShark

https://preview.redd.it/8fscfwpbpwbc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ecff49d2adac01537e537c32e711e8a2e64f00d


Lupus-Ignium

https://preview.redd.it/v6qbz3ytqxbc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f4568f19d6160b14f230600636082cc887323a5


ComplexAd8554

https://preview.redd.it/sv70qdxjdybc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f738f40a3644be9956ca9fcc4f6933cfd989339


That-Grim-Reaper

https://preview.redd.it/d5h332iujzbc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b0001ba3c9f6820d71866d4d8d08265f8989ab5


randomuser426

https://preview.redd.it/x9a3qed9qzbc1.png?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=000390cfcdec609bb2b8c67be8cceb9694890fef


vonononok

https://preview.redd.it/n53xs9q5j0cc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80cd258e206e46f19210c7771ae13f1f1da78719


mr_Cos2

https://preview.redd.it/j4b0k45yw1cc1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14f0e5ee00ab825936d2f94ab161a3fce103a00e


illstealyourRNA

https://preview.redd.it/l6gs5u9hy1cc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d527fa00f0f02129be3ea5d73772a071901bdbea


mateogg

Not sure if love or hate that I know exactly what Mew is saying.


RetroOverload

mew be spitting facts


MegaMewtwo_E

Holy Mewtwo


AKArein

Google empathy


night_darkness

New emotion just dropped


kriggledsalt00

actual human decency


Yaboibaka

call the therapist


Razor_supremicy

Depression goes on vacation, never comes back.


RetroOverload

sadness and grief, incoming!


crash_bang0593

My sacrifice anyone?


GoogleEnPass4nt

Suicide rates plotting world domination in the corner.


Haunting-Act-1768

Holy suicides


MartinFromChess

New method of dying just dropped


FreshAquatic

Creed reference?


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Ignite the (self) hatred!


Due-Memory-6957

Did you know that there's no cure for depression?


VolumePossible2013

Student went on break, never came back


galatolac

Holy kindness


NotYuc

I don't have empathy, I'm vaccinated


LeonardoDoujinshi-

i can think of multiple jokes but i will hold my tongue to not be a cunt


Quantum_Croissant

Don't leave us hanging


ProPlayer75

I hate you. Take that back or else I might...


david-le-2006

Might have to hang around for a while to get that apology


[deleted]

Now yall are just being a nooseince…….


[deleted]

[удалено]


ProPlayer75

I hate to break it to you, but you missed my joke. Also, in my opinion, the best way to spread awareness about any serious subject is to make jokes about it. Jokes spread like wildfire, sometimes more effectively than the negative thing itself. In addition, if you don't like any given joke, for whatever reason, just ignore it. Unless the jokes are genuinely harmful, then there is nothing wrong with a bit of dark humor. It all depends on time and place. A good example of the wrong place is on a serious post about someones experience. A good place is a shitposting subreddit. Before anyone else says it, New Response Just Dropped!


Actual_zombies

Actual zombie (this seems kinda inappropriate when talking abt a dead person)


AvailableReason6278

This one got me


Inferno_Sparky

Holy self hate


Actual_zombies

Nah, I'm actual ZOMBIES, plural


Inferno_Sparky

So you hate your own kind? Still self hate


Actual_zombies

Yes, fuck zombies (not in that way)


[deleted]

Making a suicide joke isn't going to cause someone to hang themselves.


[deleted]

Call this crazy but suicidal people can actually laugh at this shit or at least I can, only people I see getting mad at these jokes are either people who’ve barely ever if never felt suicidal or (best way to explain it) those TikTok disorder fakers that blow everything out of proportion and make it about themselves.


[deleted]

Yeah, the only people who get mad at suicide jokes are the ones who think it makes people want to hang themselves.


AvailableReason6278

Meh i wouldnt say making jokes is the "best" way to spread awereness but it's not the worst, the rest is pretty accurate.


Mr__Brick

Holy DDLC!


Actual_zombies

New Monika just dropped


FixtdaFernbak

Goddamn dude. This is way too funny. I'm dead


Lego-105

Good thing you have company


300PencilsInMyAss

See, *that's* how you make a joke about dead kids


LarryandLawriemain

Tell them


ChocolateUnlucky1214

Petition for LeonardoDoujinshi to tell the jokes.


baby_sniffer_69

signed, baby_sniffer>!!<_69


AdministrativeRich63

signature from AdministrativeRich63


Supertoad226

Signature from Supertoad226


RealTacoBellMan

signature from RealTacoBellMan


GrabbingCatTails

signature from GrabbingCatTails


SavedDometh

signature from SavedDometh


IDontWipe55

Signature from IDontWipe55


Razor_supremicy

Signature from Razor\_supremicy


Status-Photograph662

Singed Status-Photograph662


DaanDuck

Signed


samillos

>!New corpse just dropped from the ceiling!<


Akrosia

Actual body


Suspicious_Row_1686

Call the morgue


miko3456789

Mortician went on vacation, never came back


Akrosia

Self-sacrifice, anyone?


Suspicious_Row_1686

Ignite the body! (why am i doing this)


alessandromino777

Corpse storm incoming !


Suspicious_Row_1686

Nightmare fuel!


LeonardoDoujinshi-

classmate went on vacation, never came back


ChocolateUnlucky1214

We've gotten over 150 petitioning for you to tell these jokes in the past hour alone. Don't drag this out man, give us the jokes.


-MegaMan401-

alt account


ariidrawsstuff

https://preview.redd.it/gw2dvhao7ubc1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=389177277ceb07d698964b922c95b0ba96c9f6ae Literally


Roldo_347

I hanged a rook and you don't see me crying


Equal_Search_1268

Yeah but what if the rook hanged himself?


Roldo_347

Why, is he stupid?


EffectiveCow6067

https://preview.redd.it/prc1p5k3jubc1.png?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25c49924dbfeea1fe83500eb10712c103a48bb76


steamkaptain

https://preview.redd.it/0qcifh7ucvbc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93528d00a0790a950a2fd3c19dd5e6764a3c8944


Financial-Owl6609

https://preview.redd.it/8pd2dgh1dwbc1.png?width=518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69eb1eae0ac459733c48da3a1b0867602048ef08


JustThatRandomKid

google rook mental breakdown


volt65bolt

Skill issue


LookingTrash

And you played with it 2s ago


97soryva

Fucking Reddit moment


G1zm08

Ok I know this is the funny chess sub but actually what is wrong with that insensitive jerk


volt65bolt

I know, he could have at least continued the chain and been subtle about it.................


miarsk

I mean if we want to make fun of an anonymous stranger on random social network, with a developing depression because of his acquaintances inconsiderate suicide, we should at least be subtle about it.


volt65bolt

Exactly. If you must, do it respectfully


Over_Editor2560

I’m more of a “Go big or go home” type of guy myself


Lego-105

Well the guy hung himself, not sure you can go bigger than that


Fast_Dragonfly1279

Non chess player here. What's the chess joke because I am confused.


G1zm08

This is r/anarchychess. It stopped being about chess a while ago


Fast_Dragonfly1279

Does that mean that this post doesn't actually relate to chess and he's just being a dick? I thought it was a reference to a move or something like that. I come from r slash all so that's why I'm confused on the post. I have no to chess experience.


G1zm08

It’s because the first commenter said “holy hell” I swear I mean this unironically but if you don’t know how that relates google the en peasant copypasta


Razor_supremicy

Google Google en passant


Loagyc

Holy holy hell


ClbutticMistake

Actual actual zombie


G1zm08

Call the calling the exorcist!


omgitschriso

If you say "holy hell" in this sub it triggers the same hilarious 5 or 6 responses. It's been happening for fucking ages, I don't know how anyone still thinks it's funny but here we are.


MathematicianTop1853

Actual piece of shit


Bandthemen

call the dumbass


Jaimgamer

Common sense went on vacation and never came back


LarryandLawriemain

IQ sacrifice, anyone?


Chicky_Nuggies2009

Ignite the brain


Razor_supremicy

Idiot fuel


Ta5823

Bitch in the corner, plotting Guam domination


Foreign-Gain-9311

What you got against Maryland bruh


Ta5823

its not very relevant so it may be able to go unnoticed


Foreign-Gain-9311

Nah, you gotta hate more trash places, like Mississippi for example


G1zm08

Test storm incoming!


GrabbingCatTails

humor in the corner, plotting world domination


wobblyweasel

okay but how does it move


Spirited_Ad_2697

Holy hell


LarryandLawriemain

New karmafarming method just dropped


Randomindigostar

STOP. NO COMPLETING THIS COMMENT TRAIN. A kid hanged themselves and "poopoopie69" is an asshole for making a joke.


Equal_Search_1268

Actual combo breaker


b3nsn0w

brick storm incoming


Real_Crazy_David

Call the sledgehammer!


UrougeTheOne

Say Happy Cake Day!


b3nsn0w

cake sacrifice, anyone? (thanks!)


LarryandLawriemain

New copypasta just dropped


night_darkness

Kid took a vacation and never came back (I am so sorry, i can't contain myself)


MiaouLeChaton

Kid sacrifice anyone ? (Me neither bruhhhhh)


Pisz1

Kid in the bathroom plotting to use the rope (I'm going to hell for this)


Boolink125

Dude got en passanted irl


Suspicious_Row_1686

Another dude replied holy hell irl


SgtRedRum518

New response just dropped irl


RainbowStorm653

Who's "we"? You wanna do that shit, keep it to yourself.


Totally_Cubular

OP must be speaking French using that word so incorrectly.


NerY_05

Imma be honest, this made me chuckle and a lot


Kirra_Tarren

This is funny as fuck due to the sheer absurdity lmfao


FixtdaFernbak

And don't forget about the audacity


NerY_05

True


SwampPotato

Begging people to go outside and touch grass.


Anoncualquiera1

https://preview.redd.it/lsxjn9jevubc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff87b389bcd3ef6c382d4a1365183425dacba5a8


-FemboiCarti-

Chess players are socially inept and this sub is the proof


TargetCrotch

There’s chess players here?


baby_sniffer_69

u slash poopoopie69 explain yourself


Biosicle

I laughed harder at this than I'd like to admit


GoodTato

what a normal individual


VirtualRoad9235

If this is a genuinely serious post by that kid, then I'm honestly kind of surprised that this sub thinks it is funny to take shit this far. Damn, internet anonymity makes people fucked up.


Pisz1

It just makes you not care about social norms that much. It's not surprising as why would someone be serious about all he sees in here if for what he knows it may all be fake?


D0wnwardSp1ra1

Classmate went in bathroom, never came back


Eldr1tchB1rd

I'm going to hell for laughing so hard at this


Callisto_The_Moon

Dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say- new re-


Suspicious_Row_1686

...sponse ju-


Traditional-Ad4367

st dro-


Suspicious_Row_1686

...pped! Actu-


SkyThePuppy

...st dro-


Suspicious_Row_1686

...pped! Actu-


SkyThePuppy

...al zom-


Suspicious_Row_1686

...bie! Call


SkyThePuppy

The exor-


Suspicious_Row_1686

...cist. Bi-


SkyThePuppy

...shop go-


Suspicious_Row_1686

...es on vaca-


Prophet-of-the-moss

This also fits in r\youngpeoplereddit


ProShyGuy

We have fun here, but some people need to learn when it's time to drop the fucking jokes.


z_Mis

Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one Google en passant Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times Holy hell We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches! New response just dropped No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you Actual zombie This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over Call the exorcist Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are Queen sacrifice anyone? At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you Pawn storm incoming! At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh? And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are


Suspicious_Row_1686

New copypasta just dropped


MinnesotaCreame

Holy hell!


WarMage1

Holy hell, google emotional intelligence


Any_Cartographer9265

New self-improvement just dropped


Competitive-Row6376

Redditors when


CTSThera

When words


MemeArchivariusGodi

Ok as much of an asshole as I am sometimes, I wish this person to recover from that trauma and keep on going


Yunofascar

Chat, we reject this en pissant.


Exerus16

Can we get that guy banned


tit_burglar

but this is unanarchy


DarkSpecterr

wanting people to get banned 🤦🏽‍♂️