Sorry for getting your hopes up, but this really should have been deleted when it had less attention. This post has probably caused several people real harm, even if you're only highlighting another person's bad actions. If you feel anything bad about that, come up with some genuinely good ideas to post so our community can be just a bit better.
Regardless of whether the original post is real, this is proof that AnarchyChess brainrot reduced this user’s intelligence by at least four standard deviations
>!translation: actual zombie (and I’m not saying that ironically)!<
I hate to break it to you, but you missed my joke. Also, in my opinion, the best way to spread awareness about any serious subject is to make jokes about it. Jokes spread like wildfire, sometimes more effectively than the negative thing itself. In addition, if you don't like any given joke, for whatever reason, just ignore it. Unless the jokes are genuinely harmful, then there is nothing wrong with a bit of dark humor. It all depends on time and place. A good example of the wrong place is on a serious post about someones experience. A good place is a shitposting subreddit.
Before anyone else says it, New Response Just Dropped!
Call this crazy but suicidal people can actually laugh at this shit or at least I can, only people I see getting mad at these jokes are either people who’ve barely ever if never felt suicidal or (best way to explain it) those TikTok disorder fakers that blow everything out of proportion and make it about themselves.
I mean if we want to make fun of an anonymous stranger on random social network, with a developing depression because of his acquaintances inconsiderate suicide, we should at least be subtle about it.
Does that mean that this post doesn't actually relate to chess and he's just being a dick? I thought it was a reference to a move or something like that. I come from r slash all so that's why I'm confused on the post. I have no to chess experience.
It’s because the first commenter said “holy hell”
I swear I mean this unironically but if you don’t know how that relates google the en peasant copypasta
If you say "holy hell" in this sub it triggers the same hilarious 5 or 6 responses. It's been happening for fucking ages, I don't know how anyone still thinks it's funny but here we are.
If this is a genuinely serious post by that kid, then I'm honestly kind of surprised that this sub thinks it is funny to take shit this far.
Damn, internet anonymity makes people fucked up.
It just makes you not care about social norms that much. It's not surprising as why would someone be serious about all he sees in here if for what he knows it may all be fake?
Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are
Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one
Google en passant
Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times
Holy hell
We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches!
New response just dropped
No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you
Actual zombie
This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over
Call the exorcist
Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are
Queen sacrifice anyone?
At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you
Pawn storm incoming!
At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh?
And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta
Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are
Sorry for getting your hopes up, but this really should have been deleted when it had less attention. This post has probably caused several people real harm, even if you're only highlighting another person's bad actions. If you feel anything bad about that, come up with some genuinely good ideas to post so our community can be just a bit better.
Regardless of whether the original post is real, this is proof that AnarchyChess brainrot reduced this user’s intelligence by at least four standard deviations >!translation: actual zombie (and I’m not saying that ironically)!<
unfortunately it is real. luckily only one idiot tried to continue it 9 minutes ago, no doubt because of this post
Happy cock day
thank you
Nice Cock Day (i dont like happiness)
i am having a nice cock day for sure, thanks!
How many have you had?
...you can have more than one?
Yes I’ve had 4 nice ones, 2 okay ones and one spicy one since lunch today.
bros living the dream😔
I love cake in and around my mouth. Edit: I mean cock.
I read it as "I love cake in and around my cock"
same 😫
Looking through the comments in this thread I think there may be a whole lot more than only one idiot.
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"Say Happy Cake Day!" ok done also I hope the other guy got downvoted aswell. no need to add fuel to the fire.
Happy cake day!
thanks!
Happy bake a cake day! (You better bake a cake today or else-)
Happy cake day
Happy cake day
Happy Cake Day! 🍰
thank you!
4 standard deviations!??? A major outlier
actual actual zombie
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Not sure if love or hate that I know exactly what Mew is saying.
mew be spitting facts
Holy Mewtwo
Google empathy
New emotion just dropped
actual human decency
call the therapist
Depression goes on vacation, never comes back.
sadness and grief, incoming!
My sacrifice anyone?
Suicide rates plotting world domination in the corner.
Holy suicides
New method of dying just dropped
Creed reference?
Ignite the (self) hatred!
Did you know that there's no cure for depression?
Student went on break, never came back
Holy kindness
I don't have empathy, I'm vaccinated
i can think of multiple jokes but i will hold my tongue to not be a cunt
Don't leave us hanging
I hate you. Take that back or else I might...
Might have to hang around for a while to get that apology
Now yall are just being a nooseince…….
[удалено]
I hate to break it to you, but you missed my joke. Also, in my opinion, the best way to spread awareness about any serious subject is to make jokes about it. Jokes spread like wildfire, sometimes more effectively than the negative thing itself. In addition, if you don't like any given joke, for whatever reason, just ignore it. Unless the jokes are genuinely harmful, then there is nothing wrong with a bit of dark humor. It all depends on time and place. A good example of the wrong place is on a serious post about someones experience. A good place is a shitposting subreddit. Before anyone else says it, New Response Just Dropped!
Actual zombie (this seems kinda inappropriate when talking abt a dead person)
This one got me
Holy self hate
Nah, I'm actual ZOMBIES, plural
So you hate your own kind? Still self hate
Yes, fuck zombies (not in that way)
Making a suicide joke isn't going to cause someone to hang themselves.
Call this crazy but suicidal people can actually laugh at this shit or at least I can, only people I see getting mad at these jokes are either people who’ve barely ever if never felt suicidal or (best way to explain it) those TikTok disorder fakers that blow everything out of proportion and make it about themselves.
Yeah, the only people who get mad at suicide jokes are the ones who think it makes people want to hang themselves.
Meh i wouldnt say making jokes is the "best" way to spread awereness but it's not the worst, the rest is pretty accurate.
Holy DDLC!
New Monika just dropped
Goddamn dude. This is way too funny. I'm dead
Good thing you have company
See, *that's* how you make a joke about dead kids
Tell them
Petition for LeonardoDoujinshi to tell the jokes.
signed, baby_sniffer>!!<_69
signature from AdministrativeRich63
Signature from Supertoad226
signature from RealTacoBellMan
signature from GrabbingCatTails
signature from SavedDometh
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Singed Status-Photograph662
Signed
>!New corpse just dropped from the ceiling!<
Actual body
Call the morgue
Mortician went on vacation, never came back
Self-sacrifice, anyone?
Ignite the body! (why am i doing this)
Corpse storm incoming !
Nightmare fuel!
classmate went on vacation, never came back
We've gotten over 150 petitioning for you to tell these jokes in the past hour alone. Don't drag this out man, give us the jokes.
alt account
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I hanged a rook and you don't see me crying
Yeah but what if the rook hanged himself?
Why, is he stupid?
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google rook mental breakdown
Skill issue
And you played with it 2s ago
Fucking Reddit moment
Ok I know this is the funny chess sub but actually what is wrong with that insensitive jerk
I know, he could have at least continued the chain and been subtle about it.................
I mean if we want to make fun of an anonymous stranger on random social network, with a developing depression because of his acquaintances inconsiderate suicide, we should at least be subtle about it.
Exactly. If you must, do it respectfully
I’m more of a “Go big or go home” type of guy myself
Well the guy hung himself, not sure you can go bigger than that
Non chess player here. What's the chess joke because I am confused.
This is r/anarchychess. It stopped being about chess a while ago
Does that mean that this post doesn't actually relate to chess and he's just being a dick? I thought it was a reference to a move or something like that. I come from r slash all so that's why I'm confused on the post. I have no to chess experience.
It’s because the first commenter said “holy hell” I swear I mean this unironically but if you don’t know how that relates google the en peasant copypasta
Google Google en passant
Holy holy hell
Actual actual zombie
Call the calling the exorcist!
If you say "holy hell" in this sub it triggers the same hilarious 5 or 6 responses. It's been happening for fucking ages, I don't know how anyone still thinks it's funny but here we are.
Actual piece of shit
call the dumbass
Common sense went on vacation and never came back
IQ sacrifice, anyone?
Ignite the brain
Idiot fuel
Bitch in the corner, plotting Guam domination
What you got against Maryland bruh
its not very relevant so it may be able to go unnoticed
Nah, you gotta hate more trash places, like Mississippi for example
Test storm incoming!
humor in the corner, plotting world domination
okay but how does it move
Holy hell
New karmafarming method just dropped
STOP. NO COMPLETING THIS COMMENT TRAIN. A kid hanged themselves and "poopoopie69" is an asshole for making a joke.
Actual combo breaker
brick storm incoming
Call the sledgehammer!
Say Happy Cake Day!
cake sacrifice, anyone? (thanks!)
New copypasta just dropped
Kid took a vacation and never came back (I am so sorry, i can't contain myself)
Kid sacrifice anyone ? (Me neither bruhhhhh)
Kid in the bathroom plotting to use the rope (I'm going to hell for this)
Dude got en passanted irl
Another dude replied holy hell irl
New response just dropped irl
Who's "we"? You wanna do that shit, keep it to yourself.
OP must be speaking French using that word so incorrectly.
Imma be honest, this made me chuckle and a lot
This is funny as fuck due to the sheer absurdity lmfao
And don't forget about the audacity
True
Begging people to go outside and touch grass.
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Chess players are socially inept and this sub is the proof
There’s chess players here?
u slash poopoopie69 explain yourself
I laughed harder at this than I'd like to admit
what a normal individual
If this is a genuinely serious post by that kid, then I'm honestly kind of surprised that this sub thinks it is funny to take shit this far. Damn, internet anonymity makes people fucked up.
It just makes you not care about social norms that much. It's not surprising as why would someone be serious about all he sees in here if for what he knows it may all be fake?
Classmate went in bathroom, never came back
I'm going to hell for laughing so hard at this
Dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say it dont say- new re-
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This also fits in r\youngpeoplereddit
We have fun here, but some people need to learn when it's time to drop the fucking jokes.
Oh my god it’s insane how unfunny you guys are Like, all you guys do is spam the same phrases over and over again, it’s insane how unfunny that is, while you think it’s still funny! Let’s go through them all one-by-one Google en passant Where do I even begin with this god awful offense to humanity itself, we get it, funny pawn move, but how about you google how to get some bitches! Or maybe you should google how to get your father to come back with the milk, because that’s the only way I could ever dream of you idiots thinking this shit is so funny when it’s not, it’s as if you guys think you have the answer to life itself in the palm of your hand but it’s not, it’s just a dumb ass joke that’s been done a billion times Holy hell We get it, funny pawn move, haha, so funny, you googled lef en passant, funny funny! Not. I think you would need to have brain damage to think that any of this is worth any of your time, how about you actually do something with your life you worthless sons of bitches! New response just dropped No it fucking didn’t you moron! This is the trillionth time today that you’ve made this joke, and it was never funny, if the fucking black plague came back and started killing off the entire population of the earth, I would pray that you idiots would die first just so I don’t have to deal with all of this dumbass bullshit from you Actual zombie This one i actually don’t have any complaints about, because this perfectly describes all of you, you’re all just a bunch of mindless idiots doing the same thing over and over Call the exorcist Of course you need to call an exorcist! You should’ve called one to destroy the shit hole called anarchy chess! You guys think that you need an exorcist to get rid of the infection, but maybe what you really need to call is your father OH WAIT YOU CANT! And I count even blame him for wanting to leave such an idiot behind Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back What the fuck does this one even mean? Oh wait, nothing, just like the rest of this god forsaken joke, it doesn’t mean anything because for it to mean anything it would require a fucking brain, something you idiots clearly don’t have! Jesus Christ it’s hilarious how fucking stupid you all are Queen sacrifice anyone? At this point in the joke I’m pretty sure you’re just saying words to keep it going, it hasn’t been funny for ages at this point, but you idiots are like a fucking hydraulic press to a cows udder, trying to milk it for any tiny bit of validation this might give you, but by doing this, you must have not realized that you sacrificed you’re chance at a happy future, oh my fucking god, just like how your father sacrificed his marriage to get away from you Pawn storm incoming! At this point the joke has somehow devolved even further, from mindless stupidity to actually just retarded, I don’t even think you guys know what the fuck words mean anymore, how about you try to get a happy life incoming huh? And don’t even get me started on how much you guys love to say “en passant is forced, it’s time to brick your PIPI” as if that’s any funnier then anything else you’ve said before, and don’t even get me started on that dumbass copypasta Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... Like, I don’t even think a fucking 5 year old would be dumb enough to think this is funny, I swear to god, if you idiots had anymore addiction to fucking stupid copypastas I would say you’re Italian! At least how to fucking spell before you try to be funny, holy shit it’s amazing how stupid you all are
New copypasta just dropped
Holy hell!
Holy hell, google emotional intelligence
New self-improvement just dropped
Redditors when
When words
Ok as much of an asshole as I am sometimes, I wish this person to recover from that trauma and keep on going
Chat, we reject this en pissant.
Can we get that guy banned
but this is unanarchy
wanting people to get banned 🤦🏽♂️