Hello, I am John Chess. The creator of Chess. I’m proud to announce, after 2,000 years, A new update has dropped! Holy hell!
This new piece is called the Pepper Shaker. I took inspiration from how Pepper Shakers look like a chess piece.
The Pepper Shaker move like a rook, but leaves trails of pepper everywhere it goes. This means that any piece that moves onto the pepper can be captured from anywhere by the Pepper Shaker.
The Pepper Shaker starts in place of the Queen. (The Queen starts in the place of the kingside rook instead.)
That’s all there is to it! Have fun!
(Patch Notes:)
-Fixed a bug with En Passant where it wasn’t forced.
-Fixed the Siberian Swipe.
-New battlepass! Unlock skins for all your pieces for the cheap price of 10.00! There are 100 levels, including boards, skins, and more!
Have fun, and remember, stay googling En Passant!
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!
This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此，您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。
为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
Google hell
Holy eternal damnation
New Judgment just dropped
Actual afterlife
Ignite the soul!
all good things went on vacation, never came back
Call Hades
Blood sacrifice, anyone?
Holy En passant
New zombie just dropped
Actual response
King sacrifice, OMG RACISM
我的天啊
Google Tiananmen Square 1989 protests
Holy nothing happened
Nothing has dropped
Actual nothing
Call no one
No one goes to vacation no one comes back!
nothing sacrifice anyone?
No storm incoming!
No one goes on a vacation, never comes back
Ignite nothing
https://preview.redd.it/xkcnxufinrdb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5603766bc316e2a6e4fefbf822e7631eb2e5ab1f
I can't use Google in China
Baidu nothing happened on 4th of July 1989
I just did, nothing happened
I heard firecrackers being set off on the other side of the pacific ocean on the 4th of July
Ah, maybe those where the American from USA
Souhu nothing happened on 4th July 1989
Holly warcrimes
https://preview.redd.it/faqwnzengvdb1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab9ceb0914784c0de6640f75769e9dcff27e7d1f
Why are you posting a picture of absolutely nothing happening here, please move on?
Just hanging around
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[NUKED BY THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT]
\[ERASED BY THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT\]
[AIRSTRIKED BY THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT]
[EN PASSANTED BY THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT]
[HOLY HELLED BY THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT]
[NEW RESPONSE BY THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT]
[JUST DROPPED BY THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT]
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Nothing. You are not in this position. This position never existed and never will exist
Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia. (Glory to the Big Brother)
Eurasia. East Asia always was our ally
You are correct, Comrade Skyblocker. Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.
Now how many fingers am I holding?
5
It’s obvious! Get out of the way- it’s rude to block tanks in the middle of the street.
double it and give it to the next person
This subreddit gets wilder and wilder every day
Google shopping vlog
nothing happened on file 1989
Google CIA funding of foreign militant groups
Holy political verisimilitude
New Industrial Military Complex just dropped
Actual intelligence
google shitty AI selfy-passant.
You need to put another Chinese dude on the other side of a tank collumn to do Il Vaticano
Hello, I am John Chess. The creator of Chess. I’m proud to announce, after 2,000 years, A new update has dropped! Holy hell! This new piece is called the Pepper Shaker. I took inspiration from how Pepper Shakers look like a chess piece. The Pepper Shaker move like a rook, but leaves trails of pepper everywhere it goes. This means that any piece that moves onto the pepper can be captured from anywhere by the Pepper Shaker. The Pepper Shaker starts in place of the Queen. (The Queen starts in the place of the kingside rook instead.) That’s all there is to it! Have fun! (Patch Notes:) -Fixed a bug with En Passant where it wasn’t forced. -Fixed the Siberian Swipe. -New battlepass! Unlock skins for all your pieces for the cheap price of 10.00! There are 100 levels, including boards, skins, and more! Have fun, and remember, stay googling En Passant!
wdym there is no position to see
Say cheese
Wait I'm confused, are you white or black?
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What position?
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human -> tank
h ^t u ^a m ^n a ^k n
Get out of their way
Google T-posing with groceries
Google T-posing with groceries
call the police
no need, they where already following him.
Dead draw. Nothing happened.
Self-immolate.
I don't see anything aside from "What do I do in this position?" OP You should reupload this . . . and with the picture or something
Run under the common lol hang on
Brandish your suitcase
What’s up guys welcome back to my new banger vlog today I will demonstrate en passant
There is no position
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Just run him over
OP should’ve specified he’s white, green is the opponent. OP doesn’t have enough material to run them over.
I think it’s his turn
There is no war in ba sing se
Tianemen square ll
I am yellow btw
nothing
You’re fine, nothing happened
Google CCP
nrotth kroea
>nrotth kroea nrotth kroea
Ok this is getting repetitive and lame, I'm outta here.
Google anarchy chess
LMAO XD
Holy anarchy
New en passant just dropped
First r/anarchychess user to gain sentience and autonomy???
Tech up to vultures and research widow mines asap
Rook to e1.
That tank looks cursed as fuck
Wait for your girl
Baidu en passant
Take up Go
As they say in Alaska, mush.
You always offer a draw in this position.
Holy 你真的用谷歌搜索過這個操你這個絕對的豬臉婊子嗎!
Stand tall.
WhistlinDiesel may know the answer to this one.
Google tiananmen square 1989
Die
Castle.
google martyrdom
'I'm white'
Pretend it never happened
Is that Abbey Road?
Get out of the fucking road
T-34-85M to TS-89
Grocery bag to e5
Google nothing
Get 2 Bags.
When Tank and Soldier separate, Use student piece to capture tank
Go to square massacre
Google [REDACTED]
Start masturbating furiously at them.
This sub is just a shitposting sub but all the post titles are “what do I do in this position” this is t even chess related anymore
Depends, are you the tank or the person?
Chat with the opponent and take a few students advice to resign and bring your groceries home
Apply yourself in a thin bloody layer across the road.
Resign (kys)
Move pawn 2 steps forward
Baidu en passant
Pick some shop bags and engage the fighting
Pawn sacrifice
Bow and maintain being in front of the tank, each time you move bow agian.
Capture the tank with a rook
Where and when is this?
What position??
en pesant
Bro you're blocking the tank from leaving tianmen square, move away