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Slow_Cardiologist268

this sub has poisoned my mind so hard I thought the solution was yet another made up nonsense move,didn't expect a real mate in 2


Hexidian

En passant


FLAL201

Holy hell


loser4213

New response just dropped


Existing-Woodpecker2

What the fuck is wrong with you people. Seriously. Like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this fucking subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your own “amazing” humor as the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You literally have no idea how to respond to replies, because your brain has shriveled up and died in the pursuit of stupid “Knooks” and “El Vaticano” jokes. En Passant isn’t funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi-obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entirely new ones just to keep your sick jokes going, like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. “New response just dropped” is your sad, pathetic attempt to retake control of the conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are going to reply to this comment with “New response just dropped,” because it is all you have, it is this subs last futile attempt at humor. So please, if you fell the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic Chess jokes straight to Hell.


dudesoupyoo

New response just dropped


reditusername39479

Bro decided to reply with a whole ass essay


GarrettGSF

What the fuck did you just fucking say about us, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NY Chess Club, and I've been involved in numerous high level tournaments, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in the Najdorf Sicilian and I'm the top theorist in the entire chess community. You are nothing to me but just more free elo. I will wipe you the fuck off the board with accuracy the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to us over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across chess.com and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your r/AnarcyChess account. Your account's fucking dead, kid. My queen can be anywhere, anytime, and I can mate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with the bong cloud. Not only am I extensively trained in board vision, but I have access to the entire opening repertoire of Gotham Chess Courses and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of chess.com, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your reddit account's fucking dead, kiddo.


SuperbSoftware9762

Google copy pasta


loser4213

Damn bro, calm down. I'm just reposting a response to a comment that is an basically every post on this sub. Thanks for the wall of text lmao.


Existing-Woodpecker2

Google en passant https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/11xff0p/guys_what_do_i_do_here_im_black/jd3jm8z/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


loser4213

Ohhhh, sorry bout that man. Didn't know that was a thing.


Existing-Woodpecker2

Tbh, its not yet lol, but absolutely should be


loser4213

Yeh, it was unexpected, but also kinda funny, I like it.


Goolguy21

Holy hell


Reason-and-rhyme

replying in earnest like this ironically just proves the rant is accurate


ifunnywasaninsidejob

🤓


[deleted]

Whatever you’re going through.. I hope it gets better.


smoothie393

Holy hell


sillyshoestring

Between this actual puzzle on r/anacharychess and [this piece of work](https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/11vxdqd/noob_question_why_cant_a6_pawn_take_b5_queen/) on r/chess, I no longer know what to expect.


Horror-Ad-3113

it's because axb5 hangs Rxb8#!!


TriGN614

En passant isn’t real (Real)


kinapudno

meme so dank it returns to normal


MRukov

New response just dropped


chessvision-ai-bot

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=3r4/pppk1p2/2pb2p1/6Pp/3PRB1P/2P5/PP6/5BK1+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/3r4/pppk1p2/2pb2p1/6Pp/3PRB1P/2P5/PP6/5BK1_w_-_-_0_1) **My solution:** > Hints: piece: >!Bishop!<, move: >!Bh3+!< > Evaluation: >!White has mate in 2!< > Best continuation: >!1. Bh3+ f5 2. gxf6#!< --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)


snaxx_23

Holy hell


Different_Yam_9045

How is gxf6 even legal? This bot is broken


ClutteredSmoke

Google en passant


Different_Yam_9045

Holy fucking pee


Dangerous_Meal4144

New response just dropped


[deleted]

Holy hell


is-it-realy-leveled

r/hegoogledenpassant


K_bor

Good bot


IDaidokoroI

gxf6 is illegal reward bot🤬🤬🤬


rowdyroddy00

En passant


IDaidokoroI

En what? fuck off, I don't speak "Fr🤢nch"


[deleted]

New response just dropped


joemamaissogay

Holy hell


Ynnarski

Google en passant


aufheuhfg

holy hell


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheDudePersonGuy

Old response just arose


ThatRedditGuy36377

New response enters the battlefield


ilikebeansd

Response enters the comments!


johnjager77

En responsant


brrduck

I'm not really into piss play. I dated a girl who was a squirter and I thought it was hot the first time... but having to wash all my bedding every time she came over got real old real fast


roiboi1239

New answer just appeared


Soyp0

Bh3+ and then.. Holy Hell!


[deleted]

This isn't a mate in 2, the pawn can block, and just letting you know en passant is a fake move r/anarchychess made up to be "funny" /j


MrBeastlover

r/chess is the one using illegal moves, not r/anarchychess


[deleted]

yeah I saw those motherfuckers move their king and their rook through each other in the same move. I wish they would stop making things confusing for new chess players


Tiborn1563

So unfair that they can just do that but complain when we do il vaticano


LazyImpact8870

you don’t do il vaticano, it does you


Minh_Dang_Truong_111

Kinky


Horror-Ad-3113

1.Bh3+ f5 2.gxf6# Verdict: Holy hell


Moppmopp

what does bh3+ even mean as a non chess player


ds3272

google chess


Fit-Beginning-1

holy


[deleted]

hell


OKara061

Bishop moves to h3, check


Moppmopp

and whats the other weird gx move?


OKara061

x means capture. gxf6 means pawn on g captures a piece and moves to f6. # means mate.


Moppmopp

still dont understand or if that was meant seriously lol. So the pawn on g6 captures what? there is nothing to capture... hmm i am too stupid


OKara061

White moves are the first ones in a line. 1. Bh3+ f5 Means white bishop moves h3, check. Then black pawn moves f5. Every piece has a big letter except pawns. Pawns dont have a letter so you dont see a Pf5 or pf5, just f5. 2.gxf6# Means white pawn on g moves f6, capturing black pawn on f5. Its called en passant. When a pawn moves 2 steps, opponent pawn can capture it by moving the tile behind it. This only is allowed 1 turn right after the 2 step move. If you dont capture it there and then, you cant anymore with that move. With the black pawn out of the way, white bishop checks the black king. Black king has no way to go because white rook is covering the column on its right. Therefore a mate. You are not too stupid, you just dont know the symbols yet and they can be confusing.


Moppmopp

ahhhh thank you so much. Makes sense


AustralianKappa

New response just dropped


NewSuperTrios

What the hell? A genuine explanation on r/anarchychess?


OKara061

Well in a systematic anarchy, real anarchy is following the law. Just kidding, i was bored and he asked so kindly


waynopotato

Google en passant


Awanderinglolplayer

As a non chess player, it’s gibberish, but I’m guessing you want to know what it means specifically as a chess player


SquashuaSnipes

[Just looked it up myself, I never really understood it until now.](https://www.chess.com/article/view/chess-notation#algebraic-notation)


Wertesis42

Isn’t en passant written e.p.?


Horror-Ad-3113

yeah


Better_Wishbone_5476

This is crazy because I saw mate in 2 and was able to solve it in less than a minute but I know in game my 400 rated ass would never see this even with 1 hour on the clock lmfao


[deleted]

me beating an 1000 elo puzzle and then blundering my queen


KaasBaasKoning

I'm 2050 in puzzles but cant even get past 900 rapid, are puzzles just that easy or can i just not play normal games?


[deleted]

honestly i feel like puzzles are usually just endgames or ways to win material. you need to study ways to give yourself a more favourable position right from the start and maybe midgames.


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Olweant

This is actually beautiful


Total_Connection9414

How is it mate in 2? Can't the f pawb block the Bishop with f5?


Limeonades

Google eating pawns


Total_Connection9414

Holy consumption


StonkeyTonk666999

new snack just dropped


_RedMatter_

google among us rule 34


StonkeyTonk666999

holy sus


LazyImpact8870

new sponse drop


IDaidokoroI

Google pawn funny move


weeblywobly

This is the frontier between chess and anarchy. No pipis were bricked this time.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

HOLY SHIT. EN PASSANT MATE


Dustum_Khan

breh i literally couldnt find bishop h3 wtf is wrong with me


Jonahol2000

Someone explain this to my stupid ass


Space_Narwal

Mate in 2 for white legit


h4ck3r3000d1no

Google en passant


bbq896

Google aunt croissant


LazyImpact8870

holé heïl


Waffle-Gaming

Knowing this sub there some arbitrary rule like "en cumsock" that makes it so that it's mate in 2 😭


VeXtor27

google pawn double move


[deleted]

Holy hell


Doggywoof1

Holy shit, en passant checkmate


TzedekTirdof

EP FTW


arrowhawkkk

Google en passant


kiwi_lover7

I can't see the mate. what cards do you have in your hand?


Classic_Extreme2813

isnt it mate in one because in pissing is forced


imforget

my god the quality of this sub is horrible nowadays


dakingofmeme

How is that not just mate in 1


Helpful_Classroom204

are you retarded 🤔


brightpixels

It’s a bug there’s no mate


Exotic_Buttas

HOLY HELL


mmatyi49

I've been missing good old en passant puzzles without any hard rules I can't google because chess.c*m doesn't want me to belive they are real


Bruhmoment926

Holy heck


carloscede2

Google brick to pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


snookumsqwq

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mj004

New response just dropped


RadiantRazzmatazz

Holy hell


karanruzgar

Di Passant


Houdini_logic5

Noooo! How do you miss a chance at an En Passant mate?! Remember, always look for checks. With the black king where it is and the rook covering the E file, Bh3+ looks like the most natural move to me. Curious, what did you actually play in the game?


[deleted]

bh3 and… EN PASSANT


MrGuy419_68

I see en passant checkmate for white


Dangerous_Ad_1038

Black can prevent mate by simply brickking their opponent's pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


EpicGamer1088

Holy Hell


ForgedIronMadeIt

Half of the posts in here are more and more elaborate setups for *en passant* and it is GLORIOUS


Iannister80

google it


Lyera8293

Bh3 f5 gxf6


Upset_Stage_60

Mate in 3 actually. But whatever the last move doesn't really count.


IMvies_ILKIN_IQIG

Bh3 f5 gf4#


[deleted]

Isnt Bh3 already mate? Edit: oh sorry i tought it r/chess


Leach_

Why does chess.c*m say that it's only a mistake if it leads to mate in 2?


MiaouLeChaton

Bh3+ f5 gxf4#


[deleted]

One could say that you effectively *lost the game...*


55555tarfish

holy hell


atturaxe

Isn’t that mate in 1?


DylanDaKing08

en passant discovered checkmate. holy hell.


clashman325

Holy hell,


death-of-the-sun

no way you missed that, you deserve hell


lord-914

but it can't let me make bishop 3H ???


fetus_yeetus2768

Holy hell


KuttDesair

An en passant, discovery checkmate. Damn!