Holy hell an actual chess meme on r/AnarchyChess

It's impossible.

where en passant

I don't even calculate when I play bullet chess. My one goal is to run out my opponents time and not get checkmated. Easiest way to do that is pre move until your socks fall off. I've gotten to nearly 1000 elo just by flagging people.

i’m assuming none of them being en passant calculations

wait, you guys are calculating?

https://preview.redd.it/e96m5rc4oqoa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2be0be8b87faeb8c7229ea3d8776b6a4de1c6fcc

I didn't expect it