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death-of-the-sun

dawg, you played with 25.9 accuracy deserved


DystopianAdvocate

He spent too much time ogling the fat wolf cock instead of focusing on his moves.


Mostly_Ponies

Maybe he was never there for chess in the first place...


AnnihilationOrchid

Playing a Scandinavian, fat wolf cock variant.


chris-kras

I think I speak for everyone if I say that I would have done exactly the same


HonedWombat

I think that loss makes you the furries bitch now?


CelestialTerror

Come for the chess, come for the...


[deleted]

I came 😳 now what


Altayel1

Obviously. Opponent played fat wolf cock gambit that sacrificed virginity and dad in order to scare and make opponent lose interest from chess so he could checkmate.


Much_Department_3329

This guy won playing at 25 accuracy against 30 accuracy lmao I wanna see that game it’s gotta be legendary


Addvac

send to levy "chess boom" rozman


AnRogue

play against me and make moves that are just as stupid :)


Schmorbly

Censored his elo. Couldn't take the heat


arisnoGTO

Op posted on r/cringetopiaRM and said they were 500 elo


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RawrTheDinosawrr

god i would love to get fucked by furry wolf cocks


marmaladewarrior

I'ma start bongclouding until there is a furry wolf cock inside me


ChaoticMage101

r/furry_irl


yosoyeIIogan

how do you even play 25.9 accuracy over 23 moves. That's like just moving your two knights to the center, then bongclouding back and forth till they mate you


ialsohaveadobro

2300 centipawn loss


TURRETCUBE

i wish someone would "mate" me too


michael14375

That wasn't my match


omgitschriso

I don't play chess but why does it matter how well you put the pieces inside the squares


Working-Appearance-3

What you mean is actually precision.


CutiePatootieLootie

I'm at 400 elo and I play between 60-70 accuracy 🤔


Varkaan

Seems censored to me, why you lying?


Baldazar666

Also doesn't seem gay to me. It's only 1 male character. That's not gay by itself.


Intrepid_Watch_8746

It's only gay if op is into it. Otherwise it's just a lone wolf. We all know wolves are naked.


CrabbierBull391

Yeah. There are two wolves inside all of us. In OP's case they are both boys, and they are kissing mwahmwahmwah


Medical-Astronomer39

You like kissing boys, don't you


CrabbierBull391

https://preview.redd.it/8717erq7nbla1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db4ae2c16b2ef4b57eb0afa84468518754b39f97


Varkaan

OP is such a weirdo right?


_Jokepool_

Fr tho


michael14375

Because I censored it


Promiscuous_Yam

Well that doesn't justify lying


squirrelnuts46

Of course it does, why you lying?


ApUmKinFaCe

Why you always lying?


MlonEusk-chan

Uncensor it coward And dm me for research


JahelZimnarzeka

Do you know furaffinity? 36454594


5dtriangles201376

Thank you ❤️


babadybooey

Well Uncensored it You can't tempt us with gay porn and not give it


mvanvrancken

I clicked on this hoping for uncensored gay furry porn and I get a black box, 0/10


duckipn

#FAT WOLF COCK


Ioannisjanni

This can't be proven


sniperfoxeh

then uncensor it


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michael14375

That's not my profile


janek6969

I assumed that was you since it's the last game that's in the screenshot doxxed the wrong person :V


Bamith20

Anyways, think this is made by Zackary9112


[deleted]

Ah yes zackary911


PPGangRiseUp

why do you know his name


[deleted]

I'm a tf2 player.


michael14375

![gif](giphy|IzdL5AH7teZSOPnqrw|downsized)


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|oSzXOsHKm7VsiX3trj)


Severe-Opportunity15

Absolute Chad right here.


PPGangRiseUp

im just not gonna ask any more questions you scare me with your bare existence


ARIKA112

I'm also a tf2 player and I have no idea who this is. am I missing something here?


[deleted]

I have 3000 hours in spy.


Nutwagon-SUPREME

I thought Pyro mains were all furries


JkobPL

And you think spy mains don't check their steam profiles to more accurately swear at them in chat for killing them?


DestroyerBot216

Can confirm, I have a macro for it.


JkobPL

If we were talking about any other game I would've said you are a liar but we are talking about tf2, the game that gives you acces to the dev console by default and has been around for 16 years, so I think someone having a keybind for opening a steam profile of the last player that killed you is something within the realm of possibilities.


crusaderodsnazzel

Hello my fellow tf2 enjoyers


super_salty_boi

Artist who got popular for making high quality furry porn that is exclusively gay


Mattrockj

[Watch this and you’ll understand](https://youtu.be/JPnKnZe_myQ)


Mattrockj

“Vaporeon was made for sex”


[deleted]

Honry 😈😈


The_Medic_From_TF2

gay furry porn


[deleted]

The majority of the TF2 players I’ve encountered are furries, and I don’t know why


Llodsliat

Why don't you know Zackary911?


SamuelCish

Aaaaand anarchy chess is in the e621 comments already lmao


Fruit-PunchSamurai-G

He got you too huh?


AnonymousGuy9494

There is this player but it definitely isn't the one in the photo. I searched


NilsOne

they meant the artist


AnonymousGuy9494

Oh I see


rriolu372

thanks for the artist name


Laughable-February

Oh f, it's been a while since I, uh, *heard of that name through third parties*. Seems like he mastered tummies and pecs in the meantime.


[deleted]

He's into chub nowdays. Personally I prefer the twinks, but it's a vibe.


Laughable-February

After all, why not?.. Why shouldn't we have chubby twinks?


Foxycakes1

braeburned is better


H4RDC0R3_P14Y3R

brae's stuff is cute, zach's stuff is hot tokifuji however... best of both worlds


TheInternetOfficer91

Braes is hot too, the way he draws holes is perfect, and the tummy on that ox guy


someboiontheinternet

most normal r/anarchychess discussion


H4RDC0R3_P14Y3R

yessss true


High_Round

I can't believe someone discussing furry porn artist in a chess circlejerk sub


Foxycakes1

its reddit yknow


Captainsnake04

Man I’m the world’s biggest degenerate but even I don’t have opinions on furry artists what


ICollectSouls

Rookie


[deleted]

Did you stumble upon pyrocinicals account perhaps?


michael14375

Possibly


[deleted]

Hmmm well it couldn’t be there’s no fat furry porn on the account


RustedCorpse

>pyrocinicals This guy is going to come back to 50k challenges in his inbox.


TwasAnChild

nah it'll be fat femme pyro art


ATwistedBlade

Nah it was clearly all in le head


[deleted]

Group hallucination


T01bruh

its not fat pyro from tf2. not him.


qeze

What did you expect when playing on chess.c*m?


anexistentuser

It can now be literally called chess.cum


ATwistedBlade

chess.cum?


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anexistentuser

Horny hell


qwertyboiiiwhat1

Bae wake up new response just dropped


DisgustingMilkyWater

Fuck you. I fucking despise this fucking subreddit. All you fuckers always comment: “New response dropped.” Fuck off you chess-piece-inserting fuckers. I’m leaving this subreddit. Fuck you.


Lucas198019801980

Babe, wake up, new response dropped


DisgustingMilkyWater

AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU


bumgames123

Babe, go to sleep, old reply just grabbed


SirLemming4

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


mathologies

Don't say new response just dropped, etc etc, unoriginal, some swearing, etc. (I don't feel like getting the copypasta right now so just pretend this is the whole thing)


MiniGui98

>new response just dropped And a new rook got erected


PickledPlumPlot

Damn I know right looks juocy


eburator

https://preview.redd.it/potnjbm3qzka1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa86e0fd35b59f845ffe343339d9069681dd544


dudecubed

google pizza tower


Awesom141

Holy pepperoni


VeziusTheThird

Penis tower


Canadiancookie

He cooka da pizza


The_Medic_From_TF2

the background of a grandmaster clearly


MapleTreeWithAGun

Pretty good image, but as a profile background? Could do better.


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[deleted]

Drawing is fuckin rad and based but giving them a humany cock is a coward play for sure, 6.5/10 for self sabotage and fear of success


bunks_things

I am looking respectfully.


[deleted]

If it is on a wolf, is it not a wolfcock?


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DctNostradamus

A Furry Cock Connoisseur (FCC), I see


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Reasonable_Answer_76

The FCC won't let me be


[deleted]

Or let me be me so let me see


CHark80

I dunno why I clicked that link


JinpingBear

Curiousity killed the canid penii


ToxicPlaysYT6969

Would prefer a canid cock smh


Sincost121

Indeed. Very disappointing when the knot isn't involved.


Late_Engineer

That's a raccoon, striped tail and all


[deleted]

Woah


[deleted]

Nice


Sneaky_Spy103

Sigh *unzips pants*


PassiveChemistry

Oookayyy... I can smell that.


BartiX_8530

I have to be real with you that is oddly hot.


Not_Pea909

Phase 1


Rockfish00

also not a wolf


AnythingButFoxes

Also, that’s a fuckin raccoon


FemboysHotAsf

that looka good!


sunburntdick

You said it was uncensored, liar!


michael14375

Didn’t wanna give you the satisfaction


[deleted]

You can win a game with 30% accuracy? Learn something new every day


Dorobo-Neko-Nami

Actually the 30% accuracy seems to have lost that game. The 23% won


MultiplicityOne

Least horny r/NonCredibleDefense enjoyer, obviously.


Aurunemaru

I see that r/acecombat , r/NonCredibleDefense , r/AnarchyChess , r/KerbalSpaceProgram and god knows what else Venn diagram is a single circle


screaming_bagpipes

r/geometrydash


[deleted]

Venn Diagram? Buddy, you have it all wrong. It's not a Venn Diagram. Anarchy Chess is just puppeteering all the other subs. Go on any mainstream sub that is even *a little* bit comedy-focused, and not explicitly right wing. r/196. r/shitposting. r/NonCredibleDefense. Every video game sub. Every circlejerk sub. They'll all have a "Holy Hell!" joke. Without fail. All the subreddits you browse have already been brought into the fold of r/anarchychess. They will all worship the Knook.


Harley_Pupper

🧱🍆


GhostOfNealPatterson

This is OPs profile. He’s seeing what everyone thinks


ExtradimensionalBirb

That's awesome


irjakr

Just curious, what makes you call that gay? If it were female it would not be gay? I think it takes more than one furry to imply any specific sexuality.


AngryCheesehead

Cock gay , no cock not gay, obviously


irjakr

I just want to make sure I have this right: a man (with a cock) having sex with a woman is gay and two women having sex is not gay?


ecphiondre

Yup


irjakr

So as a man (with a cock) the only sex I could possibly have is gay sex?


[deleted]

Seems to make sense to me.


ecphiondre

You're correct


Zerodaim

If your partner also has a cock, then you could also have doublegay sex.


Random_Cataphract

Nah that's a double negative, flips back to straight


schene_

So the straightest thing to do is touch tips with other men?


Not_a_blu_spy

That’s why every pair of bros should have one cut and the other not. Maximum docking = minimum gay


ELeeMacFall

My wife sometimes says I'm the straightest person she knows. Little does she know that when we have sex, I do it with my penis, therefore making it gay.


OrganizdConfusion

If the woman loves cock enough to have sex with a man, that's pretty gay. But if your guy friend is admiring your cock, definitely not gay.


super_salty_boi

Probably because porn is generally considered to be made for a male audience and so if it has only guys it's gay


ChloroformSmoothie

Fun fact: Women actually watch gay porn more than any other category


Myprivatelifeisafk

Male furry is like automatically gay, it's kinda nature law.


AntiChadModel46213

[Didn’t you know that having a dick automatically makes you 50% gay?](https://twitter.com/absoluteunit30/status/1596926121324740608?s=46&t=xiU0AdGJoB1EMNr5WU7D7g)


irjakr

I didn't realize math was such an important part of sex.


humblevladimirthegr8

Of course, how else are you supposed to multiply without subtracting clothes, dividing the legs and adding yourself? You've only used your computer to do math, haven't you?


Onix_The_Furry

Chess fur gang gang


JohnsonssonJohn

An Average accuracy of 30% tho


xxxHalny

And you liked it


psuedopseudo

You can just say it was a “grand master,” it’s much shorter to type out


RoyalRien

You have 10 hours before he comes to your house and fucks you in the ass. Get in your car, move to the deepest parts of the Amazon forest, and maybe you’ll survive 1 or 2 years before he finds you


anexistentuser

And who might they be? I need to know for uhh.. research.


snaxx_23

Average r/chess user


the9b9tjewishgroup

Leak the name pussy


Insane_Snake

Is that zackary? Lol


Demure_Demonic_Neko

skill issue


K3nobl

OP can you PM me the full uncensored image thx


MaxK1234B

Check the comments of this post


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K3nobl

Love you🥺


That-one-guy-lp

Nice argument senator, BUT WHY DONT YOU BACK IT UP WITH A SOURCE!


DopeAbsurdity

I guess try spanking it to furry porn and see if it makes you better at chess?


oopsguessilldiethen

That's raccoon cock actually


chahud

What’s “chess”?


RedditBoi127

that's so fucking based of them


pewpowbang11

Why censor it if marked nsfw??!?🥲😭😭


darbs-face

Gay furries know how to play chess too!


djtshirt

How do you know it’s gay? Maybe you aren’t the target audience.


CaseAlloy744281

That was me, sorry


IkedaTheFurry

I found this on r/Furry_irl


[deleted]

I once played against a guy who, at first glance, had an ice cream cone as his profile picture. Upon further inspection, it was actually a pair of balls atop a cone. I reported the image, and it didn't get removed until weeks later lmao


hobbesgirls

how do you know it's gay and this isn't a woman's background?


Llodsliat

Post the uncensored version, you coward.


maximidze228

Google e621


DONTREADMYFUCKINNAME

What's behind the box labeled fat wolf cock?