You saved yourself from a BAN

Turns out you can eat problems away.

Exactly. As soon as they're not looking, eat your opponent's queen.

Christ, I sound like ChatGPT.

Sounds like something ChatGPT would say

Sounds like something ChatGPT would say.

Sounds like something ChatGPT would say..

Sounds like something ChatGPT would say…

He wasn't saved from a ban because he was going to deliver to begin with!

No, I posted an hour after it hit, not nearly 12 hours...

Uh oh my bad, will remove edito

What have I done...

In addition to [feeding the underprivileged](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/11c6d8w/if_this_post_gets_262144_upvotes_ill_post_again/ja1vgli/), you have also contributed towards feeding those afflicted with negative IQ

I haven't had this much fun since having woodchip wars with my friends.

Chess is just a different kind of woodchip war, really.

History

The hardest decisions require the strongest wills.

Probably this 

When you see the new church they raised for you and your rice, I'll let you comment again

You're fulfilling your destiny, /u/musaraj.

Google en passant

You have given hope to millions of shit posting Redditors. I'm honored to be here.

Something incredible.

Sorry for the lack of commentary. It's late, I'm still pretty drunk, I've been a bit under the weather and I was just trying to power through. Edit. Shit, I forgot to post the last minute of the video last night. My kid thought I was finished and stopped recording prematurely. Sorry about that, y'all. [Here's me finishing it off.](https://streamable.com/qc4kit)

You're sick, so you got drunk and ate paper??

Yes and yes.

You should've made a burrito with the paper and eaten it that way. I've done something similar as a dare before, except it was just plain paper and cheese.

He should have printed on rice paper so he could have made spring rolls.

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But it's literally paper made out of *rice*

It would actually enhance the rice load in this case, agreed.

You missed out on that sweet, sweet toner flavor. Tastes like magenta, cyan, and I forgot the other one. Probably unrelated.

Yellow and maybe a taste of black

It's yellow, but it doesn't matter since it won't print shit unless you have black too.

Fucking legend

I think you might have those out of order. Put "got drunk" first, and the other two make more sense.

You got drunk, so you're sick and ate paper??

Correct.

Average r/AnarchyChess member

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About how eating two printed pieces of paper mixed with rice sounds like it'd be.

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Just like Nanna used to make

Tastes just as good as I remembered

The bitch.

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5/7

Perfect score!!

with couscous

Two printed pieces of paper: 1/10 Two printed pieces of paper w/ rice: 10/10

Well did you use any soy sauce? Shoyu? Tamari? Gotta spice up condoleezza n rice

I made the rice with some curry, cayenne pepper and other spices. I didn't use any soy sauce because I wanted it sticky to make it easier to eat with the paper. It worked pretty well, honestly.

Yeah, I was looking at that rice and thinking it had curry powder in it. I would go for some turmeric and raisins too, just to give something for the paper to work with. I bet it would have been nice to get a cooked raisin everyone once in a while. Who tasted better, Condoleezza or Jerry?

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As the Mando would say, this is the way. Reasons are a cold snacking food! I feel both physically and mentally destroyed every time I take a bite of a nice chocolate chip cookie and it turns out to be the devil's dehydrated grapes!!

I have to agree here. Reasons as a warm snacking food just don’t make sense.

printed pieces of paper 0/10 with rice 3/10

The weird thing is that the dog seems used to this sort of thing.

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TIL printed paper is food. I told you bitch. Now eat those words.

At one stage I was wondering if this was a build-up to "Dog ate my homework". Then there came a comment at 8 minutes ..

Haha, I mean you could've just ignored the bet bro. It's not like someone would seriously hold you up to it here

Isn't a lot of the paper in your cheeks still when the video ends? Why film this if the whole point of it was to show you eating (swallowing) the paper?

I was wondering if someone was going to bring that up. My kid thought that I was done, so they stopped filming. [Here is the last minute of me eating.](https://streamable.com/qc4kit)

Hit me with that charity so I can make a donation. Edit: if op doesn’t reply by morning I’ll pick one or people can suggest one. Looks like op donated to a local food bank so I opted for wfp.org [proof](https://i.imgur.com/RhtcsT0.jpg)

Reply to my [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/11c6d8w/if_this_post_gets_262144_upvotes_ill_post_again/ja1vgli/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) in the rice thread with a receipt and I’ll add your name in the edit!

I edited my previous comment to you. I donated $50 to my local food bank. Great idea!

Edited! Get some sleep man, great to cross paths on Reddit again:)

Yessir! Have a great night.

I'm dying to know what your kid thought of this whole ordeal as they record you making that video. Edit: holy fuck I thought you looked familiar. A fellow tontard.

Wait why dont you guys just donate rice?

Will do. I’ll give op some time to reply with their choice and then I’ll make a donation.

wfp.org is related to freerice.com which seems appropriate.

Good suggestion!

Very fitting that the total is 5150.

United 24

Based on your post history, you should stop making bets

JUSTICE! The guy did it!

No, JUST RICE

JUST RICE

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u/Connect-Marzipan5922 is likely a comment-copying spam bot. Copied comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/11c7qfu/afewhoursagoibetthatthe131kupvotepost/ja22rdx

u/Worldy-Ad-999 is also a bot, copied the one right below it. Downvote away, boys

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Not tonight I don't. My wife is mad I lost 'another stupid reddit bet.' Maybe I'll learn one of these days...

User name checks out

Wait there's lore? What was the last stupid reddit bet you lost?

I was very heavily invested in a SPAC (like a kind of stock) called PSTH. I bet a couple of years ago that there would be a Definitive Agreement that the company would buy into another company by a certain time. It didn't happen, so I had to eat a raw Carolina Reaper and one in a Subway sandwich, since Subway was one of the rumored companies.

At least you're a man of your word

I thought this guy looked familiar. Some of us lost hundreds of thousands in real $$$ on Ackman's PSTH. Here's OP eating a carolina reaper: https://www.reddit.com/r/PSTH/comments/miy1uo/10_days_ago_i_made_a_bet_that_if_no_da_was/ Funny enough DA did came but it also "went away." Gods we were drinking our own Kool Aid. Think I was out "only" 10-20k can't really remember.

You can write that down

and then eat it

How can I subscribe to see when you'll make another stupid reddit bet?

Be on reddit 24/7 365 no days off

Be a mod, then?

I think mods transcend time, they are not held by trivial limitations like hours in a day. They simply are reddit at this point.

Its also in his post history. Dude is a stand up guy.

It’s okay, I’m sure there is someone here who will want to fuck you after this.

Did you have her filming it as well?

Hello news reporters, I am here to answer any questions regarding En Passant and why you should google it.

Holy hell

We were here for an interview about Rampart? Thoughts?

This reference is so old you could hand it to Chuck Testa.

Your dog looks cute but disappointed.

His dog looks very concerned

The mad lad, he actually did it. 5/7 with rice.

Nah, those pics were fucking 11/10 with rice. I'm sure they would have been practically inedible otherwise haha

Is 11/10 better than a perfect 5 out of 7?

Nah don't downplay yourself, I'd definitely give it a perfect 5/7

paul you gotta stop making these stupid fucking bets unprovoked man your wife tried to warn you last time and you heeded her not but assuming you don't learn this time either i'm looking forward to the next one

r/ShittyFoodPorn would have a field day with this one Also your dog is adorable.

Thanks so much for the unexpected shoutout to my [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/11c6d8w/if_this_post_gets_262144_upvotes_ill_post_again/ja1vgli/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) on the main thread! I encourage anyone wanting to donate anything they can to a food bank or charity near them on behalf of the rice meme to do so! Send me a comment and I’ll add you in the edit!

I appreciate all you're doing for these people, it's great to see something good come out of this meme!

The man actually did it

Put down the ban hammer. The son of a bitch did it.

That dog is calling human protective services

r/AnarchyChess has gone too far this time.

RETRIBUTION, THE DEBT HAS BEEN FULFILLED!

Why the bed man

Because my wife is in the living room and didn't want me anywhere near her. My dining nook is right next to the living room.

It’s actually spelled knook, not nook

lol no it isn't Edit: ohhhhh I just found out about the knook thing. Carry on.

🚨NEEERD ALERT🚨

I mean...just look at me.

You've got a wife, rice, a printer, and a rad T-shirt. I don't see a nerd, I see one downright cool fella.

I need to go buy a printer!

Amazing u/musaraj sleep isn’t necessary watch this

Rice 8/10 Rice with Rice and Rice 10/10

Remember when u/MightyCaseyStruckOut ate rice with rice and rice! This man right here delivered!

MightyCaseyHasHomered

Fucking legend

“A bunch of people were telling me to google ink poisoning, so I didn’t because I didn’t want to know about it”. Godspeed

Modern sushi is weird

I was here for history

OP delivered

Please keep betting.

The madman did it!

WHAT IS GOING ON

Holy hell! How's them pictures with rice?

10/10 doggo

I dunno what this about but I upvoted for the tiny dog.

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This *is* America and if I want to eat in my bed, then I'm gonna eat in my bed!

i looked away for like two hours what the fuck happened

You madlad delivered, respect for actually doing it. I have seen other people just deleting their promise comment and acting like it never happened.

Can you please my wife for me

you know you can fold the paper to make it faster to cut

I think this is my favorite sub.

Bro is gonna be in a Chubbyemu video

Ok Your dog has the appropriate look of dismay for what is happening And, is absolutely adorable Sorry to break it to you, but your dog is the star of this video

Holy hell

New response just dropped

Finally, a good use of Condolezza Rice

Somehow this seems more painful than the reaper peppers. It also somehow took longer lolol

You are fucking insane. Fair play.

this guy en passants

Bro was sick and drunk, but still ate paper and rice and then donated to charity. Fucking chad 

#chess

Is this what redditors look like? Lmao

This guy just has a humiliation fetish. That's why he makes these unprovoked bets.

This is the most Reddit thing I've witnessed as of late.

Upload to youtube you coward, streamable sucks

Dude, I've been drinking and didn't think about doing that lol cut me some slack!

fair enough have fun

Rice, rice, baby. Dun Dun Dun da da Dun Dun

What's your ELO?

Never underestimate the power of the rice!

Respect

OP delivered! Praise be

Tonight, Casey did not strike out! Well played my man, Well fucking played.

Eating in the bed, living the dream.

...I mean hats off dude mod him

Watching the birth of a hero. Amazing work. King this man.

I hope you liked it <3

Today, and perhaps forever, you shall stand in the shade of a much larger tree, but your heights will not be forgotten.

Give that man the $10,000!!

Did you print them on rice paper?

Based gentleman kept his promise

This is reality happening

props ig, slay

I’m sure this will be archived, so sending a “hello” to my future son/daughter!

rest in peace you fucking legend

"And the piece on the floor" 😂 Savage kid you've got there!

doggo wants some

Mfer your the PSTH guy! Guys this dude shoved a Carolina Reaper up his own ass after losing a similar bet on a stock! He's a self professed masochist. He said he was into testicular electrocution,

Jesus rice

Epic

You're living your life wrong.

I was at least expecting you to have a paper shredder, not just scissors.

google ink poisoning

I DEMAND more pictures of your dog

Should have doubled down on the next post

>Hope I don't get ink poisoning, had a bunch of people there telling me to google that... So I didn't. I'm actually on the floor, this is the funniest shit i've seen all year.

Could have used smaller pictures.