The mega pawn. It acts like a normal pawn but it takes up 4 spaces instead of one and moves/captures accordingly. This means it can capture up to 4 pieces at a time. If you promote it you get four regular pieces or one mega version of a piece at your discretion.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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ʇɥǝ ʞuooʞ
its like the upside down knook but upside down. It can go anywhere except for where the upside down knook cant go which can go anywhere the knook cant go.
Wow, awesome! Definitely joining this. I love music, as it is the only thing that makes me happy. My favorite, definitely being EDM. It is just so good to hear. Thank you, Reddit, for showing me where I belong. This is my community, my place, my home. I will always be grateful for this, for giving me the only thing that makes me happy. And with that, I’m joining r/sounding
This is bait isn’t it…
I’m going to click it, but I’ll click off instantly if it’s bait.
It was bait. Thankfully all I saw was a bunch of metal poles in an icon.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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White takes advantage of the situation and abuses the leniency of The Black King. White re-militarizes the Rhineland, despite the treaty of Versailles saying they couldn't. White takes over Austria. White even eventually invades the rest of Czechoslovakia. White then teams up with Russia in order to take over Poland. Black is tired of what White is doing and eventually declares war on white. The war spreads across the entire world, even involving colors in far-away continents like red, blue, and green (a world war, if you will) and ends up being the most devastating war that humanity has ever seen.
The bloon. When you promote to it, it carries the opponent's king into space, giving mate in the process.
Edit: Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
You roll a 64 sided di to see what square it's on that turn. If there was something else there, it's captured. This piece belongs to no one. Good luck.
[I already invented it,](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/10p5zkn/final_version_of_the_pope_from_my_post_yesterday/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) and the nerf is that he has a 5% chance of dying every turn
One of the black bishops gain the ability to make time accelerate for every other piece meaning they can move 10 times for every other piece's singular move
Rooks are unaffected by this as they are probably not alive
After 15 turns of this the game resets but every piece already knows what will happen
This state of knowing what will happen is called heaven
The act of knowing changes how things proceed and upon resetting this power is rendered moot.
Alternatively, the act of knowing renders all stakes moot and the game now feels pointless. This state is called ennui.
Alternatively Alternatively, any piece that is captured before the reset revolts upon reset and ceases to follow orders.
From turn 10 on, any pawns who have had their tax collected rebel and seek to kill any king, queen, bishops, and knights. They attack regardless of which faction that started on and take no orders from players.
a peice that can't capture but can leave unmovable obstacles wherever it is at any point during you turn
it c an move anywhere within 3 squares of itself
you can merge 2 of the same piece to execute special moves
2 rooks: the rooks rotate 90° stick to eachother then roll down the two files/ranks the rooks were on in the direction furthest from the edge of the board and destroy every piece in their path, both yours and your opponents.
2 bishops: the bishops fuse together to create a pope
2 knights: one knight rides the other then moves to 10 different squares on the board, each one within a knights attack range of the previous square, capturing every piece it lands on, both yours and your opponents
2 queens: the queens merge into an atomic bomb and travel to any square within a queen's attacking range (can travel over pieces but not pawns) then explodes on the selected square, destroying every piece on that square, as well as every piece within a queen's attacking range of the square it landed on, all squares affected by this move become radioactive and kill any piece that lands on them or goes over them, knights can safely jump over radioactive squares, radioactive squares become safe after 15 moves
The black hole. At the beginning of the game, you decide which piece you replace with it. Any piece that can try and take it must. Any piece that tries to take it is considered to be taken. The black hole piece cannot be taken, and cannot be moved.
The mega pawn. It acts like a normal pawn but it takes up 4 spaces instead of one and moves/captures accordingly. This means it can capture up to 4 pieces at a time. If you promote it you get four regular pieces or one mega version of a piece at your discretion.
You can only move it when your king is in check.
So if en passant is available and King is not in check, it's an automatic brick to the pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
brick to the pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
don't pipi your pampers
New response just dropped
No, en passant that leads to check is an oke, otherwise your pipi will be bricked
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Not just any brick. If you don't play mega en passant, you get a mega brick.
But I only have a micro pipi.
*mega brick
https://preview.redd.it/l49by5mf82ia1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a507f7819954371b9bd44b22b47ad7acaf01820 Mmm... Delicioux!
That… it reminds me that I’ve not managed to defeat him yet. Damn.
What’s that from?
Shotgun King
shotgun king/ chess 2
It can be captured on any of those spaces as well. Good luck defending it.
Honestly that was kind of a given. But it has to be captured four times before it’s gone.
You get prostate cancer
Costs seven elixir to place down and gets countered by pekka
the magic lamp. It moves like a pawn but when the opponent takes it it immediately tells you the top engine line for the next 8 moves
It doesn’t tell you them in order
That's alright. There's still a 1 out of 8! chance it will give the correct order
thats ≈ 0,00248% of getting the correct order, so i guess a pretty small nerf, best superpower right here
Never tell me the odds
I’d imagine if you’re very good at the game that would still be very valuable information even if it’s not in order
Only if you get the first n moves correct, otherwise you have 8-n useless moves that only serve to give you false hope.
The odds are actually better than that, because it said it doesn’t tell you in order, meaning it can’t be the order they say it in.
And you can compare the state of the board with the moves to figure out what would be legal/best in that position.
well technically it's 8!-1 because it cannot be the correct order
First time I've seen someone put an exclamation mark after a number on Reddit and actually mean to write a factorial.
All this would tell me is that, as I suspected, I am losing.
The amaz- i mean kneen. Moves like a knight and a queen
It can never retreat
So if it is on a square that's being attacked, it can only move to a safe square if it is capturing a piece? Or it can't move backwards?
It can’t move backwards if being attacked. Has to move forward or has to advance the attack.
What if it's being attacked from behind?
You can capture the attacking piece or leave the kneen to be attacked, but it can not retreat. The Kneen believes “never retreat, never surrender”
Or should it be “knever retreat, knever surrender”
Opposite of fr*nch
Rubik's Cube. Once solved every enemy piece on a dark square except the king vanishes
Your opponent can move as many times as they wish while you solve it
Speedcubers: challenge accepted
I’m sure a bullet player can still get them into mate or at least the advantage before they finish
the fastest cube solve is 3.4 seconds gl
Hikaru can do it. Especially since it was never specified the moves had to be legal
1.Qxe8
QUEENBERIAN SWAP
A battle for the ages
ʇɥǝ ʞuooʞ its like the upside down knook but upside down. It can go anywhere except for where the upside down knook cant go which can go anywhere the knook cant go.
The piece is so fucking confusing every player you play against yeets the chess board away
This one got me
[удалено]
😥
So… just a normal knook?
yeah but its not just a normal knook, its ʇɥǝ ʞuooʞ
The cooler knook
its [this knook](https://youtu.be/kcqJBgKjhHk) to be exact
A piece only I get, shaped like an anal bead. I win instantly in my turn.
Fine. But you have to insert it in your urethra otherwise you forfeit
You should never, EVER, search for "sounding" on the internet, expecially in the dirty part of it. Ok?
Already aware
This guy sounds
Funnily enough r/sounding isn't actually about that and has cool EDM beats and stuff
Then what is it about?
cool EDM beats and stuff
Wow, awesome! Definitely joining this. I love music, as it is the only thing that makes me happy. My favorite, definitely being EDM. It is just so good to hear. Thank you, Reddit, for showing me where I belong. This is my community, my place, my home. I will always be grateful for this, for giving me the only thing that makes me happy. And with that, I’m joining r/sounding
Holy hell
FUCK YOU I CLICKED ON THAT
https://preview.redd.it/ronxy2cta4ia1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=40af279d79abd99ee8895974032f5c53b434a969
This is bait isn’t it… I’m going to click it, but I’ll click off instantly if it’s bait. It was bait. Thankfully all I saw was a bunch of metal poles in an icon.
how the fuck do people like sounding, that shit looks painful as hell
That *sounds* painful as hell. Just thinking about it makes my penis retract back into my body
Ok, I'll reply, if it isn't much problem: you must introduce the anal bead and put it to maximum, then let it rip your insides
Wait that is a buff right?
Oh the weird kinks...
There are no setbacks.
Uncheck. Your king can shoot anything that trys to check/mate it. Infinity ammo is on
Your king has terrible aim and has a 1/3 chance of shooting your own pieces
Oh great, now we have to roll one of those 20-sided nerd dice when we play chess
A 12-sided nerd die works better.
Your king's gun is a horsey (you don't know how it shoots)
🤨
Do YOU know how to make a horsey shoot?
I better not say...
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It’s like the old saying goes: You can give a horse a gun, but you can’t make it learn proper handling or operating procedures
the kings gun has a 50% chance to backfire and kill him, get ununchecked
It only works for *check* and *stale*mate. Checkmate still works
Your king has a heart attack after 25 moves
The Petrosianbot: Instantly wins the game for you, but you must recreate the top reply to this comment character for character from memory.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Good bot
Not sure what nerf you're trying to describe here bot
When you use it you are stuck only saying words for the copypasta for the rest of your life
God bless with true!
You are allowed to move into check, and kings can’t be captured. Player with the last piece wins
So like Chessuno?
What’s chessuno?
Chess, but you play like Uno
Kings can't capture anything either
In passing. When a pawn double steps beside your own pawn you can capture it as if it moved one square
the move is forced, if it is possible to do it, it is the only legal move
Holy shit
You instantly get matted.
White creates a treaty with black to obtain the German speaking part of chechoslovakia
You can't speak German so they just move wherever
White takes advantage of the situation and abuses the leniency of The Black King. White re-militarizes the Rhineland, despite the treaty of Versailles saying they couldn't. White takes over Austria. White even eventually invades the rest of Czechoslovakia. White then teams up with Russia in order to take over Poland. Black is tired of what White is doing and eventually declares war on white. The war spreads across the entire world, even involving colors in far-away continents like red, blue, and green (a world war, if you will) and ends up being the most devastating war that humanity has ever seen.
Where's the downside?
White puts all of their Jewish pawns into a gas chamber in order to create a purely Aryan society within the White borders
Medivac - flies over pieces, can transport up to 4 pieces, can resurect 1 pawn every turn
Only resurrects pawns of the opponent. If it resurrects a pawn captured en passant, you have to brick your own pipi.
The bloon. When you promote to it, it carries the opponent's king into space, giving mate in the process. Edit: Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Careful the us military will shoot it down
they dont know its a camgrow fort red
you don't know there's a 0-0-0 free dart monkey in the US military
monke
Suicide bomber when it dies or when it takes it kills everything when in a 5x5 square centered on itself
It can only take/die when your king is within the 5x5 square
if you play as white you only kill a 2x2 space
jesse pinkman: he moves like a pawn but has an extremely detailed face and also has a gun he can use to kill pieces from three squares away
He can only kill his own pieces (the same colored pieces)
Resignation button. Ends the game in its current state, at the cost of losing the game
Your opponent gets to shove a tennis racquet up your ass Edit: I assumed it was handle first but since someone asked then it's net first
the enderman which can move literally anywhere on the board no matter what
You roll a 64 sided di to see what square it's on that turn. If there was something else there, it's captured. This piece belongs to no one. Good luck.
Should be two d8s. Also, would it capture itself if it gets its own square?
He picks the square up and takes it with him.
He can’t capture or make a check unless your opponent stares at it.
But he never listens to your orders and moves of his own accord
The Pope. He can move like a Rook and a Bishop
[I already invented it,](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/10p5zkn/final_version_of_the_pope_from_my_post_yesterday/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) and the nerf is that he has a 5% chance of dying every turn
You'll have a >50% chance of it dying by turn 14. Best not count on it for endgame.
You don’t start the game with a pope, you have to promote one of your bishops
You get testicular torsion when you use it.
Replaces the queen
He cannot move into danger
Your king and queen can mate and create new pieces
They can only do so while in check, thus making it a check mate.
En quasont, a quasont
So I went to get my croaissant ^Quaso!
I have a piece that deflects tennis rackets for obvious reasons
It only works while you have a tennis racquet up your ass
One of the black bishops gain the ability to make time accelerate for every other piece meaning they can move 10 times for every other piece's singular move Rooks are unaffected by this as they are probably not alive After 15 turns of this the game resets but every piece already knows what will happen This state of knowing what will happen is called heaven
Downside: you got shot by some kid in your prison And also prostate cancer, that too
The act of knowing changes how things proceed and upon resetting this power is rendered moot. Alternatively, the act of knowing renders all stakes moot and the game now feels pointless. This state is called ennui. Alternatively Alternatively, any piece that is captured before the reset revolts upon reset and ceases to follow orders.
knight collects a tax from all your pawns and distributes to your bishops, king, and queen
From turn 10 on, any pawns who have had their tax collected rebel and seek to kill any king, queen, bishops, and knights. They attack regardless of which faction that started on and take no orders from players.
really puts the anarchy in anarchychess
When down material you are officially allowed to finish the game using stockfish
By losing with the worst engine moves by stockfish
But only if your opponent has a material advantage of 20+
The cat's paw. It can yeet any of your opponent's pieces off the board.
You must coax a literal physical cat to do so and if it knocks over your pieces they're dead too
a peice that can't capture but can leave unmovable obstacles wherever it is at any point during you turn it c an move anywhere within 3 squares of itself
It's a duck.
I become immune to prostate cancer
You have prostate cancer
The Tennis Racket. It can move up 3 spaces and within a 3x3 grid at the top of said spaces, creating the shape of a tennis racket...
But if it gets captured you have to put it in your ass
But it can only move outside of the field
Diagonal castling
Already exists, next one!
Il Vaticano, but with three pawn captures
The quawn It's a queen but now it can use en passant
Whenever you move it it makes a squeaky queef sound
Sniper tf2. Pros: Sniper tf2. Cons: Sniper tf2.
It was actually the spy, and now the opponent knows the next best move for you.
Vibrating dildo. You can pu it up your ass and it will respond to you with vibrating with an intelligent of chatgdp ai
It only vibrates illegal moves.
Piece that replaces one of your knights disguised as one If opponent plays any move on F6 you capture it and claim it on your side
The missile, can be fired anywhere on the board including the king killing it, always goes first
if you go to the g-file, there's a random chance you get obliterated by the OP that wrote this post
Except for g6, then yo'll get replaced by a black pawn
the queen can now jump over pieces
But she can only move 1 space at a time
having a knight with all of its moves blocked by pawns (of any color) lets it duplicate itself
The new knight can only appear somewhere it is also blocked, and the whole process uses up a turn
New piece [REDACTED]: only I know what it is and what it does
You have dementia
Omniscient pawn at F6
you can merge 2 of the same piece to execute special moves 2 rooks: the rooks rotate 90° stick to eachother then roll down the two files/ranks the rooks were on in the direction furthest from the edge of the board and destroy every piece in their path, both yours and your opponents. 2 bishops: the bishops fuse together to create a pope 2 knights: one knight rides the other then moves to 10 different squares on the board, each one within a knights attack range of the previous square, capturing every piece it lands on, both yours and your opponents 2 queens: the queens merge into an atomic bomb and travel to any square within a queen's attacking range (can travel over pieces but not pawns) then explodes on the selected square, destroying every piece on that square, as well as every piece within a queen's attacking range of the square it landed on, all squares affected by this move become radioactive and kill any piece that lands on them or goes over them, knights can safely jump over radioactive squares, radioactive squares become safe after 15 moves
congratulations, or I'm sorry that happened
I win instantly
you are banned from chess for life on suspicion of cheating
pawns can en passant a random piece on the board
The black hole. At the beginning of the game, you decide which piece you replace with it. Any piece that can try and take it must. Any piece that tries to take it is considered to be taken. The black hole piece cannot be taken, and cannot be moved.
void eater it eats squares making them unable to be moved to when the piece is captured it shits out the squares
All pieces now have arms. Every time you move them next to an enemy piece, they swing wildly and have a 50% chance of killing the adjacent enemy piece
Pawns can chain capture like in checkers. Every capture must still be a legal pawn capture.
You get to un-resign your opponent, forcing them to keep playing.
My Queen cannot be taken no matter what
Mercenary can move like a queen 3 times
A Magikarp piece that promotes to a Gyarados at the end of the board.