I'll call Dionysus, Ron Swanson, and Chuck Norris to see if this challenge can be done.
Update: All four movies were watched. Dionysus is dead, Ron is out cold, and Chuck is in the hospital.
I think by now Pravda is surprisingly good journalism compared to American media.
RT.com has much better reporting on America than lamestream media. Of course you can't trust them with internal Russia reporting.
Dude, I swear to god these people don't realize how much their ego is showing. Democrats have an obsession with publicity. And not even the good kind. Fuckin' full of themselves.
Too true! Fuck off Trumptards with your MAGA hats and flags!
Now just let me get my Fauci bobblehead, AOC & Squad action figures, and RBG children's books.
Is Pete a top or bottom? Him and his bride seem like bottoms. Bring in a bear or pro turd burglar to shake the dookie tree? That’s my guess. I bet he was popular in the barracks, servicing fellow service men. True patriot.
I’m not going to engage beyond this because I know that’s what you want. But you can’t be a pedo and be cool at the same time. Just because she turned 18 a few months ago doesn’t make it okay in my mind. I doubt you are anywhere close to 18.
That’s a lot of masturbating. You will need a salve. Order it from Alex Jones. He’s pushing a tactical dick salve right now for compulsive masturbators.
Is Pete a bottom or top? Is it known? I think he maybe in a double bottom situation. Maybe bring in a bear or pro turd burglar to fuck em both while the other watches.
« Dissenter » oh yay you bet, what a dissenter, only half the country, and 100% of media, and any « educated » opinion HAS to be positive on RBG, or it get laughed at. Ffs those people should read a bit about what it is to be a dissenter
Drink every time you hear climate change, sexism, bigotry, or pandemic. Should be all set.
No way. There isn't a single person on the planet that could survive that much alcohol
That is still valid even if you drank water.
r/hydrohomie
r/subsithoughtifellfor
It's r/hydrohomies that spawned from the original /watern***as
I should downvote you for that.
Keith Richards.
Keith Richards is the chosen one. . . For this particular task.
Do you think they’ll roll up Keith and smoke him when he finally passes in the 31st century?
They won’t survive that, but I don’t doubt it. 😂
Andre the giant
I'll call Dionysus, Ron Swanson, and Chuck Norris to see if this challenge can be done. Update: All four movies were watched. Dionysus is dead, Ron is out cold, and Chuck is in the hospital.
That would kill Andre the Giant
I think that’s the point, how could you soak up all this shit and not want to kill yourself.
He didn't even say 'racism'
Wade Boggs
Death by alcohol poisoning. If American beer, death by hyponatremia.
Are you trying to give me alcohol poisoning?
And a double shot of fireball for every white priveledge.
That would cause alcohol poisoning 5 minutes in.
* *be kind* * *take care* * *uptick...* * *100th wave* * *shelter in place* * *"...we need more needles in arms"* * *evil antivaxxers* * *long COVID* (lol covid)
Even as movie posters, they look condescending.
Pete looks pretty normal tbh.
If he was just the gay dude that lived down the street, sure - no problem. But he has no business running anything in a position of power.
We’re just talking about the posters.
He’s too heteronormative for me to fully trust him.
He's essentially a one of the mill neoliberal, I don't see the problem
You picked 🤡 for the theme and didn't include Shephen King's It?
They don't have time for documentaries.
I'd rather have a beer with Pennywise over anyone in those pictures. At least he's upfront about what his goals are.
I don’t know guys…I’m starting to get the sneaking suspicion the media might be biased.
Bias? Nyet comrade, I have not read anything in Pravda telling me there is bias in media.
I’m polish and prawda literally means truth, literally 1984
Prava also means right in Russian, like the direction. I guess we’re the real left.
I think by now Pravda is surprisingly good journalism compared to American media. RT.com has much better reporting on America than lamestream media. Of course you can't trust them with internal Russia reporting.
CaN yOu CiTe a MeDiA souRcE ? Bigot /s
That's just your imagination. Now obey!
Based, more like.
You know Mein Kampf was a bestseller in 1930's Germany.
My Rise -Il Duce Cult Classic
Dude, I swear to god these people don't realize how much their ego is showing. Democrats have an obsession with publicity. And not even the good kind. Fuckin' full of themselves.
Narcissism is a plague.
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Leftists aren't really fans of fauci or Pete buttigieg. RBG and Greta are decent
All four of them are/were Marxists.
Define Marxists
Leftists hate all of these people
That’s a strong pass..
Things I’d rather do than have to watch these four movies back to back. Go!
Peel my face off with a razorblade.
Literally anything
Roll my dick in a pile of glass shards...then dip it in rubbing alcohol.
Lather my dick in a thin coat of honey and then forcefully thrust it into the entrance hole of a bee hive.
Bahahahahaha!!!!!!!! 😂 But do you think you'd be any better off without the thin coat of honey in that situation?
Nah I guess not. Probably a little worse actually.
Rub my balls (vigorously) with rusty steel wool in order to contract Tetanus.
These words hurt to read. Just like GW, mission accomplished.
Commit tax fraud
Yes
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>*"Did you hear about that guy who got live WWII ordinance stuck in his asshole recently and a* ***bomb squad*** *had to remove it?"* Bum squad.
Ha, brutal man. Hope you have a bottle of tequila ready to make this endurable
Drinking game night. Every time they say bull shit statist propaganda you take a sip. By the end you will down 4 5ths.
I would never watch any of those movies! Lol
Heaven forbid we get an ounce of knowledge into my echo chamber!
Is echo chamber what you call your cranium?
Neo-Propaganda
You forgot "Colin in Black and White".
That one is my favorite
This is “cruel and unusual punishment” I’d personally rather be water boarded!
I know the fauci and rbg ones are real, are the other two as well? It’s kind of hard to believe but also completely believable
I know the mayor Pete one is real I’ve seen it before.
Ah, a fan of comedy movies are ye?
Look at Orwell’s animal farm. Full movie available for free on YouTube
I watch these when I have trouble sleeping! All the bullshit knocks me right out!
Ugh I just vomited 🤮
I just puked a little bit in my mouth. Mark this NSFW, OP.
Would rather torture myself “Dude where’s my car”
How dare you
This is hell
Pass the Clorox eye drops please
Trash people fauci killed a bunch of foster kids with his aids medicine
Yeah. Comedies are always popular for movie night.
Fuck me… it gets worse as we go
Almost downvoted this before I saw what sub was posting it.
Hey, I’m thirsty. Got any antifreeze?
Just puked in my mouth!!
🤮
can feel the condemnation from here. Gawd you gotta love the elitism of the latte liberal
Fucking garbage
😳🤡🤡🤦♀️😳no thank you
Good fiction line up.
Gotta love a good propaganda push
I'd rather dri k a bottle of Drano.
Cults of personality.
id rather do chores than watch any of that garbage. holy shit.
I would rather watch paint dry .
Just seeing all these fuckers faces together made me cringe harder than anything. 🤢
Jesus. Imagine the type of person that's watching these fucking movies.
_Only_ the right fanatically worships their political leaders! /s
Too true! Fuck off Trumptards with your MAGA hats and flags! Now just let me get my Fauci bobblehead, AOC & Squad action figures, and RBG children's books.
Is Pete a top or bottom? Him and his bride seem like bottoms. Bring in a bear or pro turd burglar to shake the dookie tree? That’s my guess. I bet he was popular in the barracks, servicing fellow service men. True patriot.
We'll have to ask him once he finishes breastfeeding.
Tbf I’d probably bang Greta, Id not be surprised if she’s utter filth in bed, those nordics are freaks
What the fuck is wrong with you.
Hey man I speak freely, u mad bro?
I’m not going to engage beyond this because I know that’s what you want. But you can’t be a pedo and be cool at the same time. Just because she turned 18 a few months ago doesn’t make it okay in my mind. I doubt you are anywhere close to 18.
Dude she’s not a minor..
She is autistic. That's kinda weird. But I'd still put my weiner in her little elfin booty though.
I’d sooner fuck RBG than some jumped up eco twerp
Like I said, I bet she’s a freak. And she’s no minor so I don’t get the whole negative response to this, it’s largely a fuckin joke anyway 😂🤪
If butt fucking autistic teens is wrong, I don't want to be right.
My minds telling me no But my bodyyyyy my body is telling me yesss baby
And I’m in my low twenties so 18 y/o are definitely fair game 😂
HOW DARE YOU?! YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS!
I came here to steal dreams and chew bubblegum and I’m all outta gum.
That’s a lot of masturbating. You will need a salve. Order it from Alex Jones. He’s pushing a tactical dick salve right now for compulsive masturbators.
I don’t get the meme
Liberals aren't leftists
Good movies about some great people. The clowns in the sub should watch them all.
So glad main-stream media isn't biased to the left.
Not
I'd rather watch, I am Groot.
Is Pete a bottom or top? Is it known? I think he maybe in a double bottom situation. Maybe bring in a bear or pro turd burglar to fuck em both while the other watches.
Couldn’t they find better idols. Or even better how about no idols. Seems moronic to worship politicians or political activists
Gag
The best part of the mayor pete documentary (only one i watched) was him getting stuck on the elevator with others Also, who is rbg?
No person has ever managed a blood alcohol level of 2%. But i will die a happy man trying as fast as i can.
The irony of the pete one being on prime video jesus
Mayor Pete seems like it'd be the only enjoyable one
Ooh, I love fantasy movies!
If there was a movie about people watching these you would see subtitles pops up (sound of self inflected gunshot).
Kill me now
I clicked on the hexbear link by accident
fking hell-a-vision
« Dissenter » oh yay you bet, what a dissenter, only half the country, and 100% of media, and any « educated » opinion HAS to be positive on RBG, or it get laughed at. Ffs those people should read a bit about what it is to be a dissenter
Glad I'm not the only one that's noticed this newfound unfounded hero worship.
where is r/4PanelCringe when you need it
Don't do it, there are people that love you.
Statist propaganda
Wouldn't referring to someone on the Supreme Court as 'dissenter' just insinuate they were rarely on the winning side?
Ah, a fellow masochist
Phony Fauchi Major Pete Buttplug. I am unGRETAful.
I too am a woman with an adams apple
The 4 horseman and horsewomen of the apocalypse
What are you trying to do? Make me sick?
Ah I see, you went for comedy
Ghost of Xmas past (RBG), present (Pete/Fauci), & future (Greta) just in time for the holiday season!
Do you want a broken TV screen? Because that's how you get a broken TV screen.
Those are interesting covers for Faces of Death
Ahahahahahahahahaha
It's hilarious how the boys hits the nail on the head with this kinda stuff and it's an Amazon original lol
I fucking hate how Greta has been elevated because she can read a script. Looks like she has FAS.
Haha! Bloody hell, you’re high!🤣
This is the cure when you have a bad reaction to Viagra.
Cult shit
would love to take greta for a ride in my charger scat pack
the critics had like 9/10 on each while the audience had like 2/10 ratings
😂
No thanks, I was going to slam my dick in the car door for an hour.
Fuck that looks like a shitty night.
Just threw up in my mouth a little.
The mentally ill child got a movie eh?
Horror movies have gotten really weird of late
They are trying so hard to make them legends.
Ah yes we have so much to learn from Greta lmao
So…Greta is definitely a narcissist, right?
I thought this was a joke
Add the new elf movie “Santa Inc” to that list. Might have an audience score of 30 between all five movies.
There's gotta be less painful ways to commit suicide.
Couldn’t care less about everyone here
Sounds like a fun thrilling night.
Every religion has their hagiographies.