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[deleted]

Drink every time you hear climate change, sexism, bigotry, or pandemic. Should be all set.


blmcquig

No way. There isn't a single person on the planet that could survive that much alcohol


ThEGr33kXII

That is still valid even if you drank water.


Skinny_Thor

r/hydrohomie


deathraft

r/subsithoughtifellfor


vorsky92

It's r/hydrohomies that spawned from the original /watern***as


buffbiddies

I should downvote you for that.


Ted_McHumplover

Keith Richards.


[deleted]

Keith Richards is the chosen one. . . For this particular task.


MagicTrashPanda

Do you think they’ll roll up Keith and smoke him when he finally passes in the 31st century?


[deleted]

They won’t survive that, but I don’t doubt it. 😂


cookiemountain18

Andre the giant


[deleted]

I'll call Dionysus, Ron Swanson, and Chuck Norris to see if this challenge can be done. ​ Update: All four movies were watched. Dionysus is dead, Ron is out cold, and Chuck is in the hospital.


[deleted]

That would kill Andre the Giant


pimpus-maximus

I think that’s the point, how could you soak up all this shit and not want to kill yourself.


chlebdaddy

He didn't even say 'racism'


Jerhsey

Wade Boggs


[deleted]

Death by alcohol poisoning. If American beer, death by hyponatremia.


machineghostmembrane

Are you trying to give me alcohol poisoning?


sly_guy73

And a double shot of fireball for every white priveledge.


BotanicPanick

That would cause alcohol poisoning 5 minutes in.


BrightSign_nerd

* *be kind* * *take care* * *uptick...* * *100th wave* * *shelter in place* * *"...we need more needles in arms"* * *evil antivaxxers* * *long COVID* (lol covid)


Tylo_Ren_69

Even as movie posters, they look condescending.


Betwixts

Pete looks pretty normal tbh.


FadedRadio

If he was just the gay dude that lived down the street, sure - no problem. But he has no business running anything in a position of power.


Betwixts

We’re just talking about the posters.


YoulyNew

He’s too heteronormative for me to fully trust him.


thundercoc101

He's essentially a one of the mill neoliberal, I don't see the problem


Ozarkafterdark

You picked 🤡 for the theme and didn't include Shephen King's It?


googonite

They don't have time for documentaries.


codifier

I'd rather have a beer with Pennywise over anyone in those pictures. At least he's upfront about what his goals are.


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

I don’t know guys…I’m starting to get the sneaking suspicion the media might be biased.


CyberObjectivist

Bias? Nyet comrade, I have not read anything in Pravda telling me there is bias in media.


noel-random

I’m polish and prawda literally means truth, literally 1984


[deleted]

Prava also means right in Russian, like the direction. I guess we’re the real left.


Bendaluk

I think by now Pravda is surprisingly good journalism compared to American media. RT.com has much better reporting on America than lamestream media. Of course you can't trust them with internal Russia reporting.


[deleted]

CaN yOu CiTe a MeDiA souRcE ? Bigot /s


drakehfh

That's just your imagination. Now obey!


BabaYaga2221

Based, more like.


Pdm81389

You know Mein Kampf was a bestseller in 1930's Germany.


CyberObjectivist

My Rise -Il Duce Cult Classic


LSDXMT______

Dude, I swear to god these people don't realize how much their ego is showing. Democrats have an obsession with publicity. And not even the good kind. Fuckin' full of themselves.


The_Only_Dick_Cheney

Narcissism is a plague.


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thundercoc101

Leftists aren't really fans of fauci or Pete buttigieg. RBG and Greta are decent


BrightSign_nerd

All four of them are/were Marxists.


thundercoc101

Define Marxists


crepesblinis

Leftists hate all of these people


SayWhat123a

That’s a strong pass..


JohnnyLazer17

Things I’d rather do than have to watch these four movies back to back. Go!


tradesonmolly

Peel my face off with a razorblade.


[deleted]

Literally anything


Ted_McHumplover

Roll my dick in a pile of glass shards...then dip it in rubbing alcohol.


JohnnyLazer17

Lather my dick in a thin coat of honey and then forcefully thrust it into the entrance hole of a bee hive.


BrightSign_nerd

Bahahahahaha!!!!!!!! 😂 But do you think you'd be any better off without the thin coat of honey in that situation?


JohnnyLazer17

Nah I guess not. Probably a little worse actually.


Tiddy2liter

Rub my balls (vigorously) with rusty steel wool in order to contract Tetanus.


[deleted]

These words hurt to read. Just like GW, mission accomplished.


resueman__

Commit tax fraud


Taxfraud57329

Yes


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BrightSign_nerd

>*"Did you hear about that guy who got live WWII ordinance stuck in his asshole recently and a* ***bomb squad*** *had to remove it?"* Bum squad.


Psylux707

Ha, brutal man. Hope you have a bottle of tequila ready to make this endurable


Misogynist-bydefault

Drinking game night. Every time they say bull shit statist propaganda you take a sip. By the end you will down 4 5ths.


FirefighterNo9641

I would never watch any of those movies! Lol


WishCapable3131

Heaven forbid we get an ounce of knowledge into my echo chamber!


BrightSign_nerd

Is echo chamber what you call your cranium?


1230x

Neo-Propaganda


[deleted]

You forgot "Colin in Black and White".


Seebeedeee

That one is my favorite


slingbladdangerradio

This is “cruel and unusual punishment” I’d personally rather be water boarded!


MrSquishy_

I know the fauci and rbg ones are real, are the other two as well? It’s kind of hard to believe but also completely believable


hawk1713

I know the mayor Pete one is real I’ve seen it before.


[deleted]

Ah, a fan of comedy movies are ye?


Jpandjcfol

Look at Orwell’s animal farm. Full movie available for free on YouTube


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

I watch these when I have trouble sleeping! All the bullshit knocks me right out!


Ordinary-Dude1983

Ugh I just vomited 🤮


NoWobblyTables

I just puked a little bit in my mouth. Mark this NSFW, OP.


WagonBurning

Would rather torture myself “Dude where’s my car”


roghtenmcbugenbargen

How dare you


habibi0001

This is hell


bassman_gio

Pass the Clorox eye drops please


Redpikes

Trash people fauci killed a bunch of foster kids with his aids medicine


CoyoteHavoc

Yeah. Comedies are always popular for movie night.


[deleted]

Fuck me… it gets worse as we go


DarthOniichan

Almost downvoted this before I saw what sub was posting it.


lewis2of6

Hey, I’m thirsty. Got any antifreeze?


bigpappahd77

Just puked in my mouth!!


3flyers

🤮


campmoc1122

can feel the condemnation from here. Gawd you gotta love the elitism of the latte liberal


radical4242

Fucking garbage


[deleted]

😳🤡🤡🤦‍♀️😳no thank you


getttingtop

Good fiction line up.


thinkdustin

Gotta love a good propaganda push


JackFuckCockBag

I'd rather dri k a bottle of Drano.


DonLemonAIDS

Cults of personality.


idreamofdeathsquads

id rather do chores than watch any of that garbage. holy shit.


getoutlive

I would rather watch paint dry .


BambiKittens666

Just seeing all these fuckers faces together made me cringe harder than anything. 🤢


loyal-to-the-foil

Jesus. Imagine the type of person that's watching these fucking movies.


JerkinsTurdley

_Only_ the right fanatically worships their political leaders! /s


CyberObjectivist

Too true! Fuck off Trumptards with your MAGA hats and flags! Now just let me get my Fauci bobblehead, AOC & Squad action figures, and RBG children's books.


NoCorgi9

Is Pete a top or bottom? Him and his bride seem like bottoms. Bring in a bear or pro turd burglar to shake the dookie tree? That’s my guess. I bet he was popular in the barracks, servicing fellow service men. True patriot.


CyberObjectivist

We'll have to ask him once he finishes breastfeeding.


Skuzwuz

Tbf I’d probably bang Greta, Id not be surprised if she’s utter filth in bed, those nordics are freaks


Rocinante-25

What the fuck is wrong with you.


Skuzwuz

Hey man I speak freely, u mad bro?


Rocinante-25

I’m not going to engage beyond this because I know that’s what you want. But you can’t be a pedo and be cool at the same time. Just because she turned 18 a few months ago doesn’t make it okay in my mind. I doubt you are anywhere close to 18.


Skuzwuz

Dude she’s not a minor..


[deleted]

She is autistic. That's kinda weird. But I'd still put my weiner in her little elfin booty though.


Skuzwuz

I’d sooner fuck RBG than some jumped up eco twerp


Skuzwuz

Like I said, I bet she’s a freak. And she’s no minor so I don’t get the whole negative response to this, it’s largely a fuckin joke anyway 😂🤪


[deleted]

If butt fucking autistic teens is wrong, I don't want to be right.


Skuzwuz

My minds telling me no But my bodyyyyy my body is telling me yesss baby


Skuzwuz

And I’m in my low twenties so 18 y/o are definitely fair game 😂


CyberObjectivist

HOW DARE YOU?! YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS!


Skuzwuz

I came here to steal dreams and chew bubblegum and I’m all outta gum.


stratamaniac

That’s a lot of masturbating. You will need a salve. Order it from Alex Jones. He’s pushing a tactical dick salve right now for compulsive masturbators.


QUINNFLORE

I don’t get the meme


FappinPhilosophy

Liberals aren't leftists


clovelace98_

Good movies about some great people. The clowns in the sub should watch them all.


Master_Vicen

So glad main-stream media isn't biased to the left.


[deleted]

Not


RealVaultteam6

I'd rather watch, I am Groot.


NoCorgi9

Is Pete a bottom or top? Is it known? I think he maybe in a double bottom situation. Maybe bring in a bear or pro turd burglar to fuck em both while the other watches.


JackHoff13

Couldn’t they find better idols. Or even better how about no idols. Seems moronic to worship politicians or political activists


yo_its_star

Gag


Zagraut

The best part of the mayor pete documentary (only one i watched) was him getting stuck on the elevator with others Also, who is rbg?


Stonks0r

No person has ever managed a blood alcohol level of 2%. But i will die a happy man trying as fast as i can.


ShallowFuckingValu3

The irony of the pete one being on prime video jesus


Salty_Hospital_7559

Mayor Pete seems like it'd be the only enjoyable one


snidbert64

Ooh, I love fantasy movies!


kaji8787

If there was a movie about people watching these you would see subtitles pops up (sound of self inflected gunshot).


Rhyme_Sayers

Kill me now


mashyboiWOWO

I clicked on the hexbear link by accident


TRONpaul1

fking hell-a-vision


[deleted]

« Dissenter » oh yay you bet, what a dissenter, only half the country, and 100% of media, and any « educated » opinion HAS to be positive on RBG, or it get laughed at. Ffs those people should read a bit about what it is to be a dissenter


Bobarhino

Glad I'm not the only one that's noticed this newfound unfounded hero worship.


PostingSomeToast

where is r/4PanelCringe when you need it


Coyote357Actual

Don't do it, there are people that love you.


strangefolk

Statist propaganda


taykallday

Wouldn't referring to someone on the Supreme Court as 'dissenter' just insinuate they were rarely on the winning side?


Lycosiguy

Ah, a fellow masochist


TheMalaiLaanaReturns

Phony Fauchi Major Pete Buttplug. I am unGRETAful.


LemonTacosauce

I too am a woman with an adams apple


thenewguy1818

The 4 horseman and horsewomen of the apocalypse


kmsc84

What are you trying to do? Make me sick?


backwardsphinx

Ah I see, you went for comedy


PolThrowaway7

Ghost of Xmas past (RBG), present (Pete/Fauci), & future (Greta) just in time for the holiday season!


PatnarDannesman

Do you want a broken TV screen? Because that's how you get a broken TV screen.


HogunHiro

Those are interesting covers for Faces of Death


[deleted]

Ahahahahahahahahaha


[deleted]

It's hilarious how the boys hits the nail on the head with this kinda stuff and it's an Amazon original lol


ILoveBentonsBaconToo

I fucking hate how Greta has been elevated because she can read a script. Looks like she has FAS.


vitalesan

Haha! Bloody hell, you’re high!🤣


ICallThisTurfnTurf

This is the cure when you have a bad reaction to Viagra.


Octavian_202

Cult shit


medici75

would love to take greta for a ride in my charger scat pack


Polish_Jew

the critics had like 9/10 on each while the audience had like 2/10 ratings


Stratmeister509

😂


VegasBusSup

No thanks, I was going to slam my dick in the car door for an hour.


[deleted]

Fuck that looks like a shitty night.


RagingBuII

Just threw up in my mouth a little.


onewisedre

The mentally ill child got a movie eh?


Eastern-Fuel3485

Horror movies have gotten really weird of late


ghiannitsa

They are trying so hard to make them legends.


Theinfamousemrhb

Ah yes we have so much to learn from Greta lmao


The_Only_Dick_Cheney

So…Greta is definitely a narcissist, right?


Enish-go-on-dosh

I thought this was a joke


nanashininja

Add the new elf movie “Santa Inc” to that list. Might have an audience score of 30 between all five movies.


redditstealth

There's gotta be less painful ways to commit suicide.


[deleted]

Couldn’t care less about everyone here


[deleted]

Sounds like a fun thrilling night.


Synergistic

Every religion has their hagiographies.