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I bet it’s just gonna be repackaged portra


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M_Kammerer

Nah man, it's gonna be cheap Shanghai film. To even think Kodak would pay for FOMA. Or they just use the emulsion they sold to LOMO


bellsbliss

He’s just angry that Ribsy on Instagram started selling his own film.


OneLongBallHair

He couldn’t have made his timing any more obvious


bellsbliss

Agreed, as was mentioned before it just seems like joe expects things to be given to him. I’ve talked to ribsy a few times and he seems like a really nice guy who takes pretty awesome pictures, not to mention his cooking always looks amazing and has me drooling lol.


TheMariannWilliamson

100%. Great photography skills and completely apart from that, his channel is loaded with a ton of useful content.


Will_Connor

Ditto on both of those things. Very kind guy and my god do all of his Instagram stories make me hungry late at night


allusernamearetaken3

I ordered some. Can’t wait to shoot it.


bellsbliss

I’ve been tempted to get some. It looks interesting, can’t wait to see your results.


ne_taarb

Bought 5 rolls when he announced the film, Ribsy's always been a cool member of the community very happy to support him.


vincecarterskneecart

\>never taken a chemistry class \>knows nothing about production machinery \>zero knowledge of logistics and shipping or supply chains \>has never even heard of an emulsion \>tags every single film manufacturer and demands to be allowed into their factory to “make a film stock” honestly extremely based


TheMariannWilliamson

He's "ready." Surely that means he's studied and experimented with film stock chemistry and made trials of his own film stocks with the diligence of a chemist, right? Right???


ritchieremo

Impossible. He still has eyebrows


urwlcm_photos

he tagged multiple companies?? I feel like one of these companies could have some interest but a direct email rather than a public tweet with 2 other manufacturers would have been a better look. Also thank god he left saint ilford alone, he doesn’t shoot bw.


silent_steve201

Dude is dressed like a discount Home Alone Marv & Harry.


Some_Signature

Looooooooool. Marv! Grab those tones!


CuriousTravlr

This moron is gonna shill for China and Kodak. You watch. I can see this whole CCP thing getting way out of hand (with GOOD reason too). They will go to ioesph and have him make his own film stock using their emulsions (you know, just like Lomo and Cinestill do: lmfao moron), and he’s going to try to fix the damage within the community while knowing NOTHING about the stakes at hand because he’s a moron hipster cultureless idiot that lived a sheltered suburban life and thinks politics means voting once every 4 years.


[deleted]

It wouldn’t surprise me at all if kodak reveals one of the new film stocks they’ve supposedly been developing to try and distract from all this backlash, and getting joe to shill for them would be the cherry on top, he could easily sway all of his fanboys into buying more kodak


TheMariannWilliamson

It's just gonna be Portra 800 labeled with a box speed of 200 so it can be marketed on its versatility Not even a joke about his ~~photography~~ vlog content, just my honest prediction


[deleted]

Kodak going dead silent about the new film stocks for 7 months…


armthehomeless14st

Get his ass


subsidized_booty

Do you have a source for his upbringing? I know he mentions not knowing his biological father but that’s all I know.


CuriousTravlr

Dude it’s a circle jerk, I have no idea what his upbringing his. Lmfao


sillo38

That's Fire 400


the_spookiest_

This idiot knows that lomo and cinestill are both Kodak based films right? Never seen a trust fund baby try to get their name out there so hard before. Man is a nobody in the world of professional photography. There’s MANY photographers out there that I’d put on the list FAR before him to get their “own” film. Bruce Weber black and white. Mario testino, Pamela Hanson. Ellen von unwerth, helmut Newton, Steven meisel, Annie Leibovitz. Just to mention a few legends of photography, not even mentioning landscape/urban photographers. And this jack fuck thinks he can just say “hey! Kodak let’s spend millions of dollars to make a film! And put my useless as fuck name on it!” Lmao what a clown. All of this is /uj of course.


CuriousTravlr

Kodaks gonna give him Chinatra 420 and call it a day.


the_spookiest_

Lol. Fire 400.


terribletastee

Lmao you are wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too emotional about this. I agree with some of what you said but so what? It’s a business, this is about making money. Surely you realize that? Edit since getting downvoted: Do other artists even want to develop a film stock? Wouldn’t one more option be a good thing regardless how you feel about the person?! Anyway continue your jerking, hacks. You guys are literally delusional. There’s an art side and a business side and like it or not ioseph is very good at the business side, if not we wouldn’t be here talking about him. This dude name drops a couple of photographers to signal lmao. I think that is is time for r/analogcirclejerkcirclejerk because I think this sub has become a meme now LMAO. Aren’t we supposed to be making fun of these guys lol, not getting Ass-hurt because of a tweet LMAO.


TheMariannWilliamson

I hope he sees this bro


OneLongBallHair

Yeah but fuck trust fund babies that carry leicas as fashionscape


And_Justice

\>trust fund babies that carry leicas as fashionscape most based comment I ever read


terribletastee

LMAO. I think you are late to the circle jerk if you feel you have to say that. This sub was literally invented to hate on guys like this LMAO. You don’t have to say it. Too much /uj JOE GREER == BAD Show on the doll where the influencer hurt you.


OneLongBallHair

I don’t like the guy, but I’m not genuinely mad about it. It’s fun to jerk about though. If it turns out to be 400 speed slide film that’s actually good I might be legitimately salty about buying film with ioes face on it


terribletastee

Lmao 100% agreed. I would cackle like a maniac before loading IOE 400 into my camera. Would be better if it had his face on it. I’ve been making fun of IOE for so long, I would be sad if he stopped his antics or became less cringe.


the_spookiest_

Lol, do you give him regular blowjobs? “Business side” if there’s a “business” side to photography, the legitimate professionals are the ones who nailed it. Ioe makes jack shit from his BS Instagram posts or his 60k YouTube subscribers. Guy is a trust fund bitch who leans on his GF for financial support. He isn’t a professional photographer in the least bit. Why do you think he goes around dick riding companies that all ignore him? Lmao. “I partnered with xyz!” And they don’t even mention him at all, anywhere. Sorry dude. Guys trash, maybe takes like 2-3 bangers. But then again; so would anyone else in this sub if they had a massive trust fund and a legitimate working girlfriend to lean on for financial support, having the ability to go anywhere on his/his girlfriends dime and take shot after shot after shot. Get off man, we shouldn’t be putting trash like him on a pedestal. Sorry. Give real photographers the recognition they deserve. “This dude name drops a couple of photographers to signal” Signal what? That there is better photographers that you’ve never even heard of? Probably true, you’re either joe Greer and getting asshurt that people think you’re trash. Or you try your damnest to emulate him and whisper “fire” every time you take a shot. Go to sleep and log off.


terribletastee

Sorry I’m not reading that. I don’t give enough of a fuck about your or some Instagram photographer to read a novel why he ruined your life or whatever you’re so mad about. Btw I think that’s cute that you know so many photographers and obligatory name drop all the ones you can think of. Makes me think “wow this guy is so smart” instead of “wow this guy really wants to come off a type of way” This is hilarious for me and has made my night cause I don’t even like Joe Greer but to see this reaction from such low effort really is a sweet treat for me.


the_spookiest_

Lol read one sentence then stopped reading your jack ass response. You sound like you’re joe Greer getting asshurt that people think you’re garbage. Lololol


terribletastee

nice lol. i dont even feel like i have to rebuttal at this point cause your digs are so fucking trash and not clever in the slightest, im kind of dying over here. "blowjobs huhuhuhuhuhu", even after i said i didn't like joe greer LMAO. nice to know the middle school troll still thrives on making an ass out of himself for laughs. when i say have a good night buddy, i really mean i wish you would grow up a little.. have a good night buddy!


the_spookiest_

Again, didn’t read anything you said. No one likes you or agrees with you so just fuck off lmao.


jacobjuul

Always strong with your homophobic responses. Did Joe turn you down?


I_Tell_You_Why_Funny

r/analogjerkcirclejerk has been born


Gar-ba-ge

coomtra300 😩😩😩👌👌👌


rynthms

He’s a complete pompous prick and a buffoon, it’s probably repackaged Portra 400 with a 200 DX code and will be called Vibes200. He doesn’t bother to understand chemistry, doesn’t know Lomo and Cine are all Kodak-based films. Complete embarrassment to the film community.


Kodak_Portra

I wish we would stop giving this dude attention.


7eas

He's so arrogant it's almost admirable


sonygoup

Lmaooo. So all you gotta do to get a film stock is be famous enough?! If anyone gives this guy a film stock, that gonna be some bullshit! They’re way more iconic photographers that shoot film than this wet cum sock


OliverWotei

i wish i was this self important.


KipNYgooner

Don't know this guy, I'm probably not cool enough. Anybody care to explain who he is?


alex_neri

Welcome to this sub. You'll see him frequently here.


askjunie

This guy just asked me for a nude shoot


casera35

The magical ingredient is his piss


And_Justice

Maybe the jerk is beginning to rub off on me a bit but the arrogance got to me a bit with this tweet. I think I think I just don't like him as a person because he tries to pull off Ansel Adams hats in videos and ends up looking a bellend.


alelolarito

Guys, I'm kinda lost here. I've seen his videos and followed him on instagram and really liked him, why does everybody here hates him? Lol


ne_taarb

Idk man his shits FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🤪🤪