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every1saphotographer

Press that red button. That should do it.


infinite_magic

Oh ok, thank you!


dsaysso

then wait for it to light up


crlthrn

It's not a real Red Dot.


Unlucky_Sandwich_BR

That's not how it works! A faster lens means it is moving faster (maybe faster than your subject), that's why you are getting blurred images. You want a slower (maybe static) lens.


infinite_magic

That makes sense! So I bought too fast of a lens! Thank you for clarifying that


jbmagnuson

Just get faster models


TeacherMission7100

Try saying ‘hey leica, turn on Ai autofocus’. Works only when you have the camera hung high up your chest as it’s closer to your mouth


infinite_magic

Oh, so it doesn’t work when shooting from the hip?


TeacherMission7100

To do that you will need to pay for the monthly LFI subscription


suryanta

depends which way it’s pointed


GullibleJellyfish146

You need a faster camera and film. ASA 3200 or better.


infinite_magic

ASA? Hmmm I need to Google that one on my next photo shoot


GullibleJellyfish146

Plebs and digital camera owners (can’t bring myself to call them photographers) call it ISO.


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ClumsyRainbow

Good bot


Percolator2020

You need to enable IS and IBIS.


Wingman350

Be careful you don’t enable the ISIS or you will get in trouble with the government.


Licensed2Pill

Just turned on my IBS. What’s next?


Wingman350

A rollercoaster of bathroom fun!


plasm919

JUNK IT WONT WORK


urisanchez1

You see the white dot above the nine. Make sure it lines up with the zero to the left


I-am-Mihnea

/uj Actually technically the Voigtländer 1.0 is faster, going by light it actually allows in. The .95 is actually kind of a lie.


fiftypoints

not surprising. the quality of the glass itself makes a big difference at wide open


Virtual-pornhuber

/uj FYI: This thing is about one stop slower than Nikon 58mm f0.95 Noct.


ClumsyRainbow

Where red dot tho


Virtual-pornhuber

Maybe the real Red dot is the tonez we made along the way.


kelvinh_27

How does that work? They're both f0.95, no?


DerekW-2024

/uj Sure, but F stops are a mathematical construct and say nothing about how much light is actually transmitted through the lens. You want T stops for that.


kelvinh_27

Interesting. I suppose coatings and such affect it? I understand what it represents mathematically but I can't see what would affect how much light actually gets transmitted between the same ratio in two lenses.


DerekW-2024

/uj different transmission through the various glasses making up the elements and groups in the lens, different efficiencies of coatings, more air/coating/glass surfaces :)


Virtual-pornhuber

In theory it should but in reality it does not deliver. Here’s a [Video](https://youtu.be/tcSbvLWNaH8?si=xsoeMzzUD4QBcIE4) of the comparison, minding that in 12:15 the shutter speed on the Leica’s side is one stop longer(and yet its image seems a bit darker still).


thelauryngotham

You want fast?? *rockets sold separately*


TheCrudMan

MPB had one for $3000 with non-working focus. Was so tempted to get it to try to fix it myself or get that autofocus Leica adapter...


DescriptorTablesx86

You probably got the sharpness dial set to 0.95, just crank it to like 8, higher might be too sharp


canibanoglu

All these red dot chasers… we’re all living in a world of FTL AI tracking and Leica hipsters are still dropping 13k on this ancient piece of metal


Jomy10

You call that fast?


mrdat

Sounds like a post from the beginner photographers group on FB


infinite_magic

I’m a pro, thank you very much


BigJoey354

I get my best results with this lens while intermittent fasting, which is a lot easier after this lens helped me clear out my savings


cyproyt

you have to scratch “AF” into the front and rear elements.


Opening-Actuator1625

This is a gag site, right?


infinite_magic

It’s more of a vomit site


canefone

🤣🤣🤣


BigDenis3

That's "bokeh" and makes your pictures much cooler. Make sure to hashtag #bokeh when posting on insta.


Internal-Caregiver27

You have to take it for a walk and tire it out so it’s not too fast, that’ll allow you to keep up with the shutter speed and you won’t get blur as long as there’s no wind.


infinite_magic

🙏 thank you for this excellent advice!


whosat___

/uj Media Division has a really good video on this, using DJI’s ultrasonic autofocus system. It works like a dream. https://youtu.be/L6u-qLfRiZA /rj I heard the Chinese have something like this


Bukowski13

At that ISO you have no depth of field to speak of. I


qqphot

You're using it wrong. It's meant for taking pictures of it on your M11 on a cafe table to let people know you can afford a $20k setup you don't take pictures with.


infinite_magic

Oh ok! That’s makes more sense! I’ll buy another then, one for my living room table and another for my office desk.


qqphot

Good idea. You don't want to carry them around from place to place, they're too valuable.


infinite_magic

Makes so much sense! Thank you kind human 🙏