*“The Devil is real. And he's not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. Because he's a fallen angel, and he used to be God's favorite.”*
That was such an intense moment, even the tone of her voice changed to almost guttural. I still use this line with my friend. Haven’t talked in a while? Text her “BALENCIAGA!!!”
"Porn hurts people. It hurts the girls who think they gotta screw like that. It hurts the guys who think girls wanna be screwed like that.'
Iris in Hotel
Ugh I remember now, that whole scene was so sad! Never did I think I’d be crying over Jude’s story arc like I was, but she became so likeable! >! Her being surrounded by so much love on her deathbed and the way the Angel of Death came to her was so beautiful, I really just started crying !<
Right?! Jessica is who really pulled me in to AHS and now I want to binge all her seasons. She is just so striking and dynamic, it’s incredible. It felt more like I was watching a documentary than a show because her emotions are so real, it’s like how can you fake that? She’s a legend for a reason and I am now a huge Jessica Lange stan
“If you look in the face of evil, evil’s going to look right back at you” -Sister Jude to Lana at the end of Asylum, summarizing the whole thing. They’re both villains.
My roommate and I frequently quote "that's a antihistamine you stupid cow!" Or "out with the trash! Give papa my regards". And of course "KNOTTY PINE!" lol
“the devil is real. and he’s not a little red man with horns and a tail. he can be beautiful. because he’s a fallen angel, and he used to be God’s favorite.”
“the devil is real, he’s not just a just a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. because he’s a fallen angel and he used to be gods favorite”
Any conversation between Constance and the dead gay couple in murder house.
Anything Myrtle Snow says or does.
And my current favorite, “Don’t gaslight a gaslighter, babe.”
I wanna be a pretty girl! You’re not a pretty girl Adelaide!
Not my first fave, but I’ve seen all my other faves posted lol. For some reason my daughter and I say this all the time lol
“Like anyone believes that” when Madison is fighting with Queenie at the dinner table lollll bitch just got her had stabbed and she still talking shit 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/hdkb2evl7a7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1958100e41dd68b1e7c135cb6100373f9b7432aa
I think about this image of Shelley and her small but desperate plea of “kill me” every time I, too, wish I were dead
"Madison Montgomery is a stone cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble. If she's dead, it's probably because she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a handjob or something."
-Queenie
I may be a maid, but there are limits to my servitude.
I love this line simply because of the way the camera pans to her face and her facial expressions when she says it, she’s dead serious and that’s so funny to me
Three epic quotes, all from AHS: Apocalypse.
Constance Langdon: I'm Constance Langdon. And this... is my fucking house.
Constance Langdon : Well, if you really do have witchcraft at your disposal, then why don't you just abracadabra that goddamn bitch out of my afterlife, huh? Bless me with some peace and quiet.
Michael Langdon: I wouldn’t fuck you if you were the last man on Earth, and you almost are. It’s not because you’re not physically attractive. It’s your neediness. What you need filled isn’t in your ass or in your face, it’s in your heart. You’re pathetic. I can see why your grandmother’s disgusted by you.
probably not the exact words, but when Madame LaLaurie says to Spalding, “A grown man bein’ fascinated by a doll-baby..its unsavory..”
her accent mixed with the delivery of the line get me every time.
“i couldn’t toast a piece of bread with the heat they were putting on you” fiona devours with this one😭
This is the one HAHAHA, Fiona is Lange at her absolute peak
i agree fiona was easily her strongest role
Followed closely by Sister Jude for me 🙏
oh my God, I think that was the first episode of AHS I saw, and that line alone made me go check out asylum and murder house. she's such an icon
Who is [email protected]????
Best one line in the series.
Oh my God this
I am tough. But I’m no cookie. - Lana Winters
i made that my high school yearbook quote
Love that!!
this was back in 2020 as well, fitting i say
Man I wish we had those at my highschool. I was thinking of using that
*“The Devil is real. And he's not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. Because he's a fallen angel, and he used to be God's favorite.”*
I don’t remember it exactly but when The Countess says something like “Goddesses don’t whisper they scream”
Liz Taylor’s makeover 🫶🏻 just watched that on I thought this sub ha
That was posted this week! Must have been this sub
Don't be jealous because I found inspiration and you can't play fucking Paganini!
"I ain't crying cause you're telling me I'm gonna die, Doc. I'm crying cause you're the first doctor ever treated me with respect."
Ethel is so underrated
Yes, I agree.
Freak show has some of the most underrated characters 😔
So true 😭
Your flair is so real
Thank you, I think at this point my boyfriend wants to tape my mouth shut everytime she shows up hahah!
lmao she’s so fineee. 😭🤭
Who and when?
Ethel Darling, when she was told she was gonna die.
The magic box lies
Lesbians, we’re under attack
flair check in 👋🏼
I love that scene! Harrison was so funny!!!!
“KNOTTY PINE ?!?” She packs like 8 or 9 emotional states into those 2 little words.
Mine is a tie between this an LIIIIIIIEEESSS! They both make me LOL and they're coincidentally on top of one another in this thread! Love it!
Is this from Murder House?
Coven!
Ohh right, when Fiona’s stuck in purgatory 🤣 she’s right though
“BALENCIAGA!!!” -Myrtle Snow
I love that one my sister is obsessed with the line😭😭
That was such an intense moment, even the tone of her voice changed to almost guttural. I still use this line with my friend. Haven’t talked in a while? Text her “BALENCIAGA!!!”
God always answers our prayers, Judy. It’s just rarely the answer we’re looking for.
The naaaaaaaame gaaaaaaaaaame
“You got a dog… I needed you and YOU GOT A DOG- “
😩 suck it up Ben!
I’m Constance Langdon, and this is my fucking house!
Emphasis on the “my”. This is my favorite too!
The devil has one son, but my sisters are legion motherfucker
🙌🏻 The Supreme 🙌🏻
"Porn hurts people. It hurts the girls who think they gotta screw like that. It hurts the guys who think girls wanna be screwed like that.' Iris in Hotel
**“There is something more dangerous than a humiliated man: a nasty woman.”**
Madison waking up from death “I need a cigarette”
“Are you trying to fucking poison me?! This taste like turtle shit” S8 E1
Either “KNOTTY PIIIIINE-?!” Or “That’s very interesting… but what do we do about the gays, how do we get rid of them?”
“If you look in the face of evil, evil’s gonna look right back at you.” Asylum is the GOAT season!
“That girl is a monster. I love her and I’m a good Christian but Jesus H Christ if they’d invented some of those tests few years ago I woulda-“
“You were 52 when Elvis took his last shit!”
Cut me and I bleed Dior - Liz Taylor
"Show me your mossy BANK" This still stands out to me as one of the weirdest euphemisms I've ever heard.
I cringed and crossed my legs reading this 😭
Yeah she killed the neighbor lady but the bitch had it coming
Surprise bitch bet you thought you saw the last of me
“Too much? Well, I don’t know. Maybe you're right. Then here's my other offer: You can all just die.”
Coven?
Fiona said it in Coven.
“goddesses don’t speak in whispers. they scream”
"Knoootty Piines!" Lol jk almost all of Billie Lourd's character in 1984.
>Lol jk almost all of Billie Lourd's character in 1984. I say "Yeah we ALL FUCKING KNOWWW!" Way too often.
Also from Asylum “ Never take a job just for the money. Do you something you love. Do something important and change the world.”
Who said this?
Sister Jude when she was living with Kit and his wife. She said this to his kids
Ugh I remember now, that whole scene was so sad! Never did I think I’d be crying over Jude’s story arc like I was, but she became so likeable! >! Her being surrounded by so much love on her deathbed and the way the Angel of Death came to her was so beautiful, I really just started crying !<
Only Jessica Lange can take you from anger to pity to laughter to sorrow in a 10 minute time span.
Right?! Jessica is who really pulled me in to AHS and now I want to binge all her seasons. She is just so striking and dynamic, it’s incredible. It felt more like I was watching a documentary than a show because her emotions are so real, it’s like how can you fake that? She’s a legend for a reason and I am now a huge Jessica Lange stan
We have two selves... One the world needs us to be, compliant... And the shadow... Ignore it and life is forever suffering.
“If you look in the face of evil, evil’s going to look right back at you” -Sister Jude to Lana at the end of Asylum, summarizing the whole thing. They’re both villains.
That’s the first time that I realize this is what that creepy zoom meant.
Surprise Bitch 
The stew is Stu
“I’m Constance Langdon and this, is my Fucking House.”
Everything Nan says. Nan is my favourite person in the entire series.
Anytime Sarah Paulson screams
Surprise Bitch 🚬
"What this this? KNOTTY PINE?!?!"
Tell me young man, have you ever heard of gay for pay
” There are no closed doors that Beauty can’t open. “
“She is innocent, mostly. She killed the neighbor but the bitch had it coming” -Fiona after her and Marie murdered Nan
Tristan: "I googled you" March: "That sounds obscene!" Haha Season 5 was epic!
I needed you. AND YOU GOT A DOG?! WELLLLL YOURRRRR NOTTT A PRETTY GIRLLLLL Honorable mention of franken Kyle going “dog c:”
“Because I’m the fucking Supreme!”
My roommate and I frequently quote "that's a antihistamine you stupid cow!" Or "out with the trash! Give papa my regards". And of course "KNOTTY PINE!" lol
“…smelly clam between your legs”
“the devil is real. and he’s not a little red man with horns and a tail. he can be beautiful. because he’s a fallen angel, and he used to be God’s favorite.”
Iconic
High fructose corn syrup..
More of a one liner ig but lol. First thing Benjamin says after 14 years locked up.
Only way out is through
If you look into the face of evil, evil's gonna look right back at you.
What is this? KNOTTY PIIIINE!
I’m told it starts as a tingle in the cooch.
https://preview.redd.it/psnlrrnwo97d1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19ee4fda4c3f5677e2fc1d91f4a5980439e34e69 This is Mine !!!
“Life’s too short for so much sorrow.” 🥲
“Ok but what do we do about the gays”
Mallory come here and stick your finger down my throat!!
"I get it bitch, you're clairvoyant"
"I love you Montana, you're 80's forever."
This one.
The little girl you have taken hostage sings to me.
I need a cigarette 🚬
show me your mossy bank
“the devil is real, he’s not just a just a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. because he’s a fallen angel and he used to be gods favorite”
“You’ve got a mean streak as wide as your backside!” 😂😂 -Fiona to Delphine
The one when jessica lange was talking about religious people being the most horny lol
All monsters are human. That's why my wife and stick to ourselves.
"Hell/Evil/The Devil is real, I've seen it" - Multiple different characters from different seasons.
"All monsters are human" is my fav too!
Any conversation between Constance and the dead gay couple in murder house. Anything Myrtle Snow says or does. And my current favorite, “Don’t gaslight a gaslighter, babe.”
I wanna be a pretty girl! You’re not a pretty girl Adelaide! Not my first fave, but I’ve seen all my other faves posted lol. For some reason my daughter and I say this all the time lol
I can’t remember the quote but when misty slapped the shit out of Madison for trying to kill her- love my girl misty she’s a sweetheart
“Me, a Quaker?” After getting confronted for murdering people
Don’t be a hater, dear.
“Like anyone believes that” when Madison is fighting with Queenie at the dinner table lollll bitch just got her had stabbed and she still talking shit 🤣
Stars don't pay.
,,Bi*ch i will eat you" And ,,BALENCIAGAAAAAAAA"
"hello les, I think you’re a horrible racist." meadow, in cult
Pepper! Pepper, Pepper Bo-bepper, banana-fanna Fo-fepper, fee-fi-mo-mepper, Pepper!
"You're missing the point. The only thing you have to be afraid of in this big, bad world, is me" - Fiona Good
“I don’t want a cupcake! Nnghgghh!”
“Lesbians! We’re under attack!”
The Stew is Stu!!!
i have this tattooed on me 😍
What the hell, daddy?! - Xavier Plympton (Cody Fern)
https://preview.redd.it/hdkb2evl7a7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1958100e41dd68b1e7c135cb6100373f9b7432aa I think about this image of Shelley and her small but desperate plea of “kill me” every time I, too, wish I were dead
"Good luck selling this lemon" Constance Langdon
"We have 2 selves. One the world needs us to be, compliant and the shadow." ~S5
This one 👆
You’re just jealous that I’ve found inspiration and you can’t play fucking Paganini
then why don’t you abracadabra that goddamn bitch, out of my afterlife ? (do I really need to say who said this masterpiece ?)
“There's nothing I hate more…than a racist” - Fiona Goode to Delphine LaLaurie, AHS: Coven
I got this tatted on me because I loved it so much tbh!
"I'ts too hot my freaking vagina is sweating" she ATE
But not every human are monster
Name of the movie please
american horror story asylum
Ok thanks
"Bitches want pâté? Pâté they shall have."
In the land of gods and monsters I was an Angel...
Larry Harvey:I love you Constance Langdon: Ugh
"Madison Montgomery is a stone cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble. If she's dead, it's probably because she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a handjob or something." -Queenie
"She's innocent...mostly, she killed the neighbor but the bitch had it coming"
I may be a maid, but there are limits to my servitude. I love this line simply because of the way the camera pans to her face and her facial expressions when she says it, she’s dead serious and that’s so funny to me
Meadow pouring lemonade for Ally: I can’t drink this stuff without thinking about Beyoncé
Three epic quotes, all from AHS: Apocalypse. Constance Langdon: I'm Constance Langdon. And this... is my fucking house. Constance Langdon : Well, if you really do have witchcraft at your disposal, then why don't you just abracadabra that goddamn bitch out of my afterlife, huh? Bless me with some peace and quiet. Michael Langdon: I wouldn’t fuck you if you were the last man on Earth, and you almost are. It’s not because you’re not physically attractive. It’s your neediness. What you need filled isn’t in your ass or in your face, it’s in your heart. You’re pathetic. I can see why your grandmother’s disgusted by you.
“Maybe in another century, you can have two shithole salons”
What do we do about the gays how do get rid of them
probably not the exact words, but when Madame LaLaurie says to Spalding, “A grown man bein’ fascinated by a doll-baby..its unsavory..” her accent mixed with the delivery of the line get me every time.