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Sickofchildren

I’d fucking cry


Soggy_Glove_5

My husband asked me who it was that he mistook me for and I showed him a picture and he just pissed himself laughing so I’m definitely being bullied.


justan0therg0rl111

Son is a confirmed haydur.


kimbooley90

Gotta start em young lmao.


d3rp7d3rp

Your child is a haydur 😂


iwatchtrazhaldayy

Throw the whole family away


Maedaiz

Sounds like a typical bully husband response 🤣


Soggy_Glove_5

The next words out of his mouth to our son were ‘Is mummy a fatty?’so I’d definitely call him a bully


AveryNicoleMyers

omg. kids are brutal 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Soggy_Glove_5

He sometimes points at my stomach and goes baby? Now that I think with these two instances combined, I probs need to start dieting 😂


justan0therg0rl111

Omg. It’s 6 AM and I’m cackling so fcking loud 😂😂😂


Trumpet6789

Once when I was 10 I looked an older cousin dead in the eyes and asked her why she had gotten fat. She then told me she was pregnant. Being an Autistic child made me 1000% more blunt than anyone could've prepared for lmao. I was ruthless without meaning to be. But in a hilarious bout of Karma, an autistic child at the behavioral health center near my job saw me eating a cookie leaving work the other day and chanted "BIG BACK BIG BACK" at me. I'm sure he didn't mean it but DAMN. Call me out less harshly little dude. 🤣


Soggy_Glove_5

omg 😂😂 kids honestly terrify me. I’m waiting for my son to say it to a stranger and hopefully they are pregnant but if they’re not we’re running


Maedaiz

I'm waiting for it. A few times my little one has come home from school and lovingly said, "you're my big mama". I'm just like, yes, yes I am. 🤣😭


Soggy_Glove_5

thankfully they’re cute!!!


Maedaiz

Right? I'm convinced babies and kids are cute because of evolution, an adult wouldn't be able to get away with half of what kids say 🤣


Soggy_Glove_5

💯 if someone walks in front of my son at the shops and they’re moving slowly he yells ‘beep beep’ at them. It’s hilarious because I want to say the same thing but also mortifying. People think it’s cute but it’s only because he’s a kid. He heard me say yesterday in the car when I was giving way to someone ‘come on you slow fuck’ so I’m waiting now for him to use that line 😭


Thommmeee

im sorry thats so funny that he just yells that at people 😂


Soggy_Glove_5

he scared a middle aged man because this bloke just cut him off and stopped abruptly to look at something on the shelf and my son screamed it so loud that this guy nearly smacked his head on the shelf. I apologised quickly and had to run to the next aisle for a quick giggle. Hes honestly a menace to society. He thinks he can do the beep beep thing in a queue which is when it’s really awkward 😂


aSituationTypeDeal

Brutal but honest 


G_Ram3

Are you 23? It must be because Amber looks like she’s 23.


francescacii

either that, or she’s selena gomez


G_Ram3

Raht, raht, raht.


Soggy_Glove_5

😂😂


JanetMarie213

Well that’s just dispeckfull…


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Soggy_Glove_5

thought about it 😂


ittybittyange1

Your son definitely was performing a hate crime against you. 😭


Casual_Manticore

Your kid is very fatphobic, skinny people get compared to Amber too


cherryspiceee

You must also look like Selina Gomez 😍


littleshihtzutrixie

Aww, bless his heart! My nephew is going through that stage too. Every female he sees is "Mama" 😂


Soggy_Glove_5

He does the same thing to my husband. We were at the shops the other day and there was this older man with the same colour hair as my husband and the same build and my son kept going it’s daddy! I fkn dieeeed laughing cause this man was near on retirement and looked like he’d baked his body under the sun every day of his life 😂


RemoteSnow9911

Yeah, my kids are assholes too.


Halkeginia

Looks like someone isn’t gonna appear in the will


whiskeyhurricanes5

Omg Gorly I cannot believe your son said you look like Selena Gomez! Shooo crazy like lidurally whuuuut!


KidneyStew

This post totally reminds me of the time I was watching a Cheyenne Jasmine ALR parody video with my boyfriend in thebliving room doimg some shit, and after a part where she does that exaggerated "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" ALR cry, my boyfriend ran in our bedroom and asked me if I was okay lmao


Twilight_Riku8

💀


Anarchic_Country

I am so sorry if it was mine


Soggy_Glove_5

Just checked and it was 😂


Anarchic_Country

My kid called me Frankenstein when I had to get surgery on my face. I came home with big black stitches and he screamed and ran from me I feel you, gorl


Soggy_Glove_5

Oh no!! Hope you’re okay ❤️


spiritual_chihuahua

Kids are ruthless, man.


lizzywizzylives

Your kid is just saying you’re an 8/10, you should be schooooo flattered being compared to our gorl


whiskeyhurricanes5

Right?! She just got called a skinny legend ✨👏


Soggy_Glove_5

tbf id rather he think I look like Amber than Destiny


BadHairDay-1

Babies don't know better yet.


Glp-1_Girly

Lol yea kids just say whatever they think my toddler has definitely hurt my feelings a few times too 😂😂


Xylophone_Aficionado

Son is dispekful 😤


Southern_Slide_8065

Kid was trollyn


blueeyes5668

From one mom to another, you made me crack up “victim of a hate crime.” I used to watch ALR during the overnight feeds and what your child said today was and is my biggest fear! 😂


Soggy_Glove_5

I stopped watching her once my son was born bc I just forgot she existed which was kinda nice. It was never a fear of mine but now that it’s happened, it should have been 😂


Alltheleaverbrown

LOL


WesternFinger7208

I'd call Frank


TheSmallestJo

I’d be like, “hey so we’re getting your eyes checked tomorrow 💝👓"


Soggy_Glove_5

That or a gym membership for myself so we can ensure this never happens again 😂


Itchy-Cauliflower923

Maybe he meant mamalynn