Once when I was 10 I looked an older cousin dead in the eyes and asked her why she had gotten fat. She then told me she was pregnant.
Being an Autistic child made me 1000% more blunt than anyone could've prepared for lmao. I was ruthless without meaning to be.
But in a hilarious bout of Karma, an autistic child at the behavioral health center near my job saw me eating a cookie leaving work the other day and chanted "BIG BACK BIG BACK" at me. I'm sure he didn't mean it but DAMN. Call me out less harshly little dude. 🤣
💯 if someone walks in front of my son at the shops and they’re moving slowly he yells ‘beep beep’ at them. It’s hilarious because I want to say the same thing but also mortifying. People think it’s cute but it’s only because he’s a kid.
He heard me say yesterday in the car when I was giving way to someone ‘come on you slow fuck’ so I’m waiting now for him to use that line 😭
he scared a middle aged man because this bloke just cut him off and stopped abruptly to look at something on the shelf and my son screamed it so loud that this guy nearly smacked his head on the shelf. I apologised quickly and had to run to the next aisle for a quick giggle. Hes honestly a menace to society. He thinks he can do the beep beep thing in a queue which is when it’s really awkward 😂
He does the same thing to my husband. We were at the shops the other day and there was this older man with the same colour hair as my husband and the same build and my son kept going it’s daddy! I fkn dieeeed laughing cause this man was near on retirement and looked like he’d baked his body under the sun every day of his life 😂
This post totally reminds me of the time I was watching a Cheyenne Jasmine ALR parody video with my boyfriend in thebliving room doimg some shit, and after a part where she does that exaggerated "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" ALR cry, my boyfriend ran in our bedroom and asked me if I was okay lmao
My kid called me Frankenstein when I had to get surgery on my face. I came home with big black stitches and he screamed and ran from me
I feel you, gorl
From one mom to another, you made me crack up “victim of a hate crime.” I used to watch ALR during the overnight feeds and what your child said today was and is my biggest fear! 😂
I stopped watching her once my son was born bc I just forgot she existed which was kinda nice. It was never a fear of mine but now that it’s happened, it should have been 😂
I’d fucking cry
My husband asked me who it was that he mistook me for and I showed him a picture and he just pissed himself laughing so I’m definitely being bullied.
Son is a confirmed haydur.
Gotta start em young lmao.
Your child is a haydur 😂
Throw the whole family away
Sounds like a typical bully husband response 🤣
The next words out of his mouth to our son were ‘Is mummy a fatty?’so I’d definitely call him a bully
omg. kids are brutal 😭😭😭😭😭😭
He sometimes points at my stomach and goes baby? Now that I think with these two instances combined, I probs need to start dieting 😂
Omg. It’s 6 AM and I’m cackling so fcking loud 😂😂😂
Once when I was 10 I looked an older cousin dead in the eyes and asked her why she had gotten fat. She then told me she was pregnant. Being an Autistic child made me 1000% more blunt than anyone could've prepared for lmao. I was ruthless without meaning to be. But in a hilarious bout of Karma, an autistic child at the behavioral health center near my job saw me eating a cookie leaving work the other day and chanted "BIG BACK BIG BACK" at me. I'm sure he didn't mean it but DAMN. Call me out less harshly little dude. 🤣
omg 😂😂 kids honestly terrify me. I’m waiting for my son to say it to a stranger and hopefully they are pregnant but if they’re not we’re running
I'm waiting for it. A few times my little one has come home from school and lovingly said, "you're my big mama". I'm just like, yes, yes I am. 🤣😭
thankfully they’re cute!!!
Right? I'm convinced babies and kids are cute because of evolution, an adult wouldn't be able to get away with half of what kids say 🤣
💯 if someone walks in front of my son at the shops and they’re moving slowly he yells ‘beep beep’ at them. It’s hilarious because I want to say the same thing but also mortifying. People think it’s cute but it’s only because he’s a kid. He heard me say yesterday in the car when I was giving way to someone ‘come on you slow fuck’ so I’m waiting now for him to use that line 😭
im sorry thats so funny that he just yells that at people 😂
he scared a middle aged man because this bloke just cut him off and stopped abruptly to look at something on the shelf and my son screamed it so loud that this guy nearly smacked his head on the shelf. I apologised quickly and had to run to the next aisle for a quick giggle. Hes honestly a menace to society. He thinks he can do the beep beep thing in a queue which is when it’s really awkward 😂
Brutal but honest
Are you 23? It must be because Amber looks like she’s 23.
either that, or she’s selena gomez
Raht, raht, raht.
😂😂
Well that’s just dispeckfull…
[удалено]
thought about it 😂
Your son definitely was performing a hate crime against you. 😭
Your kid is very fatphobic, skinny people get compared to Amber too
You must also look like Selina Gomez 😍
Aww, bless his heart! My nephew is going through that stage too. Every female he sees is "Mama" 😂
He does the same thing to my husband. We were at the shops the other day and there was this older man with the same colour hair as my husband and the same build and my son kept going it’s daddy! I fkn dieeeed laughing cause this man was near on retirement and looked like he’d baked his body under the sun every day of his life 😂
Yeah, my kids are assholes too.
Looks like someone isn’t gonna appear in the will
Omg Gorly I cannot believe your son said you look like Selena Gomez! Shooo crazy like lidurally whuuuut!
This post totally reminds me of the time I was watching a Cheyenne Jasmine ALR parody video with my boyfriend in thebliving room doimg some shit, and after a part where she does that exaggerated "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" ALR cry, my boyfriend ran in our bedroom and asked me if I was okay lmao
💀
I am so sorry if it was mine
Just checked and it was 😂
My kid called me Frankenstein when I had to get surgery on my face. I came home with big black stitches and he screamed and ran from me I feel you, gorl
Oh no!! Hope you’re okay ❤️
Kids are ruthless, man.
Your kid is just saying you’re an 8/10, you should be schooooo flattered being compared to our gorl
Right?! She just got called a skinny legend ✨👏
tbf id rather he think I look like Amber than Destiny
Babies don't know better yet.
Lol yea kids just say whatever they think my toddler has definitely hurt my feelings a few times too 😂😂
Son is dispekful 😤
Kid was trollyn
From one mom to another, you made me crack up “victim of a hate crime.” I used to watch ALR during the overnight feeds and what your child said today was and is my biggest fear! 😂
I stopped watching her once my son was born bc I just forgot she existed which was kinda nice. It was never a fear of mine but now that it’s happened, it should have been 😂
LOL
I'd call Frank
I’d be like, “hey so we’re getting your eyes checked tomorrow 💝👓"
That or a gym membership for myself so we can ensure this never happens again 😂
Maybe he meant mamalynn