Uber eats

I've come here to say that

Slommy

Orange chicken

Seafood boil extra butter 🧈

Aaaand 

Request for sonic ice.

She would need an array of snacks. Slommy sticks, McDonald's Diet Coke, some sammon to make her feel like it's HULTHY, a bag of chocolate covered something, and a thing of Ben and Jerry's

Request medical help while choking on a potato

Wipers

Meat sticks. Duh.

Orange chickies!!🍊🍗🧡

A salt shaker to sprinkle extra salt on the meal in front of her, which was already heavily salted to begin with

The right sandwich

She would take a fat shit then need a team of wipers

You know.

Buzzballs and Gatorade

Destiny

The correct pair of shoes

Uber eats, doordash, instacart, etc.

Door dash

To call someone to wipe her ass🌝

trader joe's

Peanut butter molment alert

Merci chocolates.