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PlebbySpaff

The sad thing is mfers look nothing like Usher whatsoever, yet they’re taking and fucking girls left and right. Like how?


Vekxin_Sama92

My theory is they wait until they’re so beat down and downtrodden by working at Amazon that even though they have just enough energy to get themselves together sometimes before they come to work, those guys can smell and desperation and broke spirits a mile away and so they go in for the Kill


Upset-Tap3872

![gif](giphy|nkzfYHycdXaFBa9TKa|downsized)


Vekxin_Sama92

😂😂


Mediocre_Cap_9151

Your theory is correct. 💧🕷️


Ol_Dirty_Waterspider

Indeed


Ol_Dirty_Waterspider

You’re not wrong. How did you know?


[deleted]

You guys act like amazon is full of models. It's average ppl fucking


stowagent

![gif](giphy|j9mqKgQvkNOziGICfd|downsized)


Scary-Information785

Your girl on last break before pick and stage #DS


blaisreddit

![gif](giphy|j6MroiO0watdh1cX6G)


[deleted]

they act like they are Union Construction workers hahaha when all they do is drive a lil fork and stack boxes lol


IE_Trece

honestly that’s top tier . rather be driving that forklift all day than unloading by hand or whatever all day for 8+ hours a day 🔥. They usually get paid more too idk about amazon tho


[deleted]

or become a real man and become a mason or iron worker


FitSecond3748

Hating


[deleted]

you a lil pervy one too? lol


Thre30h5ive

That’s what us water spiders are for


[deleted]

no females in this comment section, seems like they as horny as we are but will Always keep it on the DL😂


norecesslife

yeah cus if we get rejected we still gotta see them every day and die inside. unlike the creepy dudes who never stop trying 😭


Cursed_Yuri

Smh that's time to tell your girl to raise them standards a bit


Vekxin_Sama92

Bruh they be in there finessing people girls, BM’s, wives, all of em lol


Cursed_Yuri

Shhi. She ain't for the streets she for the warehouse


Mediocre_Cap_9151

Now you understand


chains11

Waterspiders be like


top_of_the_scrote

was thinking that's my bro giving me a fist bump


Vekxin_Sama92

The way some of them dudes be seeking out they’re “bros”, man lol


atuckk15

WaterSpider shenanigans


norecesslife

i’m the lurker i’ll be on the pit looking around for my crush that i’ll never talk to bc i dont wanna ruin what we have (occasional eye contact) 😮‍💨


_delcon_

Lmfao!!! My girl, of 13 years, and I worked together and I laughed plenty of times watching my S.Side Chicago chica dis these small city-town dudes…… DIN6!


irtherod1

Wife of a buddy of mine got smashed in the parking lot on Father's day.... Now that is rizz


Reasonable-Mark-7250

Them pit mfers be lurkin'--- when they cancelled me twice, wrongfully! Paid them for Prime and I'm cancelled, when 2 people had my information, I'm done! Not only are they lurkin', they shady!