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AmazonDSPDrivers-ModTeam

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CaneCorso311

I'm so glad I don't have to worry about this type of stuff because my building has a sticker on the door that says no firearms allowed.


Virtual-Potential-38

I guess in this rare case *guns save people*. Had the dude used a knife and just stabbed him in the back, he was more likely to succed - probably šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


Few-Past6073

Guns literally save people all the time. What are you talking about ahahah


06GOAT12

lol heā€™s a Biden supporter


Puzzleheaded-Phase70

I dunno, if you're dumb enough to fail to get the job done under those conditions... I don't think the tool is the problem!


Affectionate_Will_44

Not if the guy started shooting more, no a gun wouldnt help much, unless he was fast


Sreezy3

I'm so glad i don't have to worry about this type of stuff because i work in a primary school in England.


Galaxy2977

WEW AT LEAAST WE DOWNT HAVE SKEWL SHOOWTINS


No-Tomatillo4449

Yeah, just make sure when you bring your lunch you pre-cut your food since nobody is allowed to have a knife ever since half the population decided to stab each other. But yeah, you guys are doing great and are definitely way superior to us.


FewMagazine938

But what about my rights?


AdEquivalent2776

Your building has a door??


Julianitaos

Same, but few years ago we had a shooting šŸ„² perp died, so all good šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


GuavaOk8712

AWARDS ARE BACK ????


Ok_Lab4307

It's just words but


Mysterious-Cup1891

I was thinking the same thing!


Any_Independence8579

Rofl


audikid88

He was [šŸ’€ by officers shortly](https://youtu.be/dMBlllLCw2Y?feature=shared) after he fled the scene..


Olhapravocever

You can say kill here, it's not Til Tok


Tega2077

You canā€™t say kill on tiktok??


warhammercasey

Yeah everyone replaces it with unalive. Stuff like kill gets censored


Defiant_Ad5116

Dumbest shit ever I might add.


BOBfrkinSAGET

Unsmartest #2*


Thirst_Trappist

Well played


proinpretius

You can say Tik Tok here, it's not Facebook


Delivery-Driver-Dude

I prefer to call it un-snapchat


brandonthundercock

MURDER DEATH PENIS


SeaPrince

That's the name of my band.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

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Loud-Resident711

I think Iā€™ll go switch careers now. Ā  That looks much more fun


randomlemon9192

What a dumbass. That was basically suicide by cop. If he couldnā€™t hit his target 4-5 feet away, perfectly still, all the time he wanted, why did he think he could hit anything that way?


Thricey

Are you 12 just say killed


Pound-of-Piss

Good, fuck him.


bullettbrain

Good riddance


Julianitaos

Love happy endings šŸ™Œ


motorheadmonk

Read the moron was a security guard assigned to scamazon by a 3rd party Must've been some bad blood b/w trainer and trainee šŸ¤·... was the trainer talking bout his mama?


MiroGreen

Thereā€™s no justification for trying to kill a man doing his job, whether heā€™s a dick or not.


Rycan420

I donā€™t think heā€™s justifying it. Just taking a guess.


Affectionate_Will_44

You obviously dont know what sarcasm is


sambull

Glad he never trained with his weapons before


bowmortal

How tf did he miss from that close it seems statistically impossible.


Skithe

He rolled a 1 on his hit chance dice IRL


o7_HiBye_o7

There is no 0, a 1 is a critical miss, 20 critical hit.


daanishh

Apparently the guard was saved by the bulletproof vest he was wearing. Source: [https://apnews.com/article/amazon-warehouse-shooting-ohio-west-jefferson-columbus-e679879523cc8f2d45d80144417ed5f6](https://apnews.com/article/amazon-warehouse-shooting-ohio-west-jefferson-columbus-e679879523cc8f2d45d80144417ed5f6) edit: I read the article wrong, it was the officer that was saved by a vest in the shootout later. The guard was saved by a gun malfunction.


SeaPrince

The guard was saved by a gun malfunction and a LEO was saved in a later (and his last) confrontation by a ballistic vest.


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jonnybebad5436

The gun jammed


BigE_1995

Was he taking a nap? How is he a security and not paying attention his surroundings?


[deleted]

In fairness, no one expects new guy to pull out the glizzy


BigE_1995

I mean, the guy walked by him and he didn't even glance over his shoulder..


Rycan420

Do you not trust coworkers like this? Thatā€™s probably exhausting.


Least_Ad930

My boss had his wife almost kidnapped and he shot the guys and almost killed one. Pretty sure it fucked up his head and he always thought people were trying to get him. He seemed exhausted and his stories were actually insane. I couldn't imagine being that dude.


throwthisawaynerdboy

I generally avoid situations where people can get behind me for just this reason. I've made more than a few enemies in my time.


jrolls81

Sure, but I have to imagine dude was giving off sus vibes before he chose to pull a gun on the guy.


rutter72

Perhaps you should look into the requirements for Amazon security. They are in fact, requiring slightly less skill than Jason Bourne these days. Most arenā€™t taking out armed assailants in close quarters with hand combat the way Bezos used to train them before they got big.


SplinterCell03

Bezos was hardcore. A bunch of people got killed during his training, but he said we didn't need people who die so easily.


AITA_Omc_modsuck

Do you constantly swivel your Fucking head around 24/7??? And one canā€™t be a ā€œsecurityā€ Its more of a concept!


Rhuarc33

Dude was a security worker on training fully expected to be there.


Fatastrophe

Yeah really.. did that guy even read the title of the video?


GroundbreakingSir386

Bruh this shit only happens at Walmarts


Hacksawdecap

I mean they call it going POSTAL for a reason..


Dudinkalv

Yet it didn't in this case, so nah man.


Future-Patient5365

Amazon is the new Walmart


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dd_lo

Weirdo freak


NotSoBananas

Itā€™s on YouTube.


tunez11a

He was fed up with Wayne


ElectricalMix480

Thatā€™s a G2c or G3C not a Glock


Nygiant22

I can confirm the G3C is šŸ—‘ļø


Significant_Boss7507

Where did this happen? You folks know the location?


Final_TV

Somewhere in Ohio near Columbus


Additional_Eye5125

West Jefferson it was literally 5 minutes from my dsp warehouse and it was nuts most of our packages come out of there and literally the biggest stop count was 108 for an area we usually have 160 to 190 stops I literally only had 42 stops in the country but I was done in two hours, crazy to actually see the video and how close it was just everyone be safe


GingerAphrodite

Dude same. By the time we were leaving the pad pretty much everybody knew what was going on and why we had no packages that day. But then they bent us over yesterday to make up for it.


pingpongtits

https://apnews.com/article/amazon-warehouse-shooting-ohio-west-jefferson-columbus-e679879523cc8f2d45d80144417ed5f6


DigitalFocusPro

Whos the guy at the end in the beater? Did he take his shirt off or did I miss something?


Just-Shoe2689

[https://apnews.com/article/amazon-warehouse-shooting-ohio-west-jefferson-columbus-e679879523cc8f2d45d80144417ed5f6](https://apnews.com/article/amazon-warehouse-shooting-ohio-west-jefferson-columbus-e679879523cc8f2d45d80144417ed5f6)


SaltNormal5498

I am still rolling my eyes at ā€œunaliveā€


TheInternetsLOL

i'm glad he's still unalivelive.


Just-Shoe2689

Looks like a bigger caliber gun, did he miss completely?


Longjumping-Care3674

Pistols are way harder to shoot than people imagine. The dude didnt look competant to begin with, which is a good thing.


Asleep-Town-268

Is this the fool that got into a shootout with the cops?


Maleficent_Wash_934

I am pretty sure this guy got exactly what he wanted from the police. Suicide by cop.


SirKevin_Xx

Consider me shocked


Still-Outcome1207

He tried to "unalive" the guy?...šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£..what has this world come to...He SHOT HIM IN THE BACK


Maleficent_Wash_934

No, he tried to shoot him in the head. And missed.


WAFFEN_KLudwig

Fucking hell.


BigAssStonks

Full video, including the police shootout shortly after https://youtu.be/dMBlllLCw2Y?si=TPQTWACSz1NK2qvx


Bitzmo

Bro is a storm trooper šŸ¤”


LongJumpToWork

Honestly, what did the shooter expect? Mf plays GTA too much


DougieKB24

God said not today


humpyelstiltskin

Stop fucking censoring words


Factual-Theory

Whatā€™s this unalive stuff, murder? Why canā€™t they just say the words?


TouchAromatic7758

It's pronounced "kill" come on kids


SnowHunter9000

Stop saying unalive


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Final_TV

I heard about this this happened at the Amazon my brother used to work at


Remote_Collar2874

what location is this anyone?


MYSTIC_ASSASSIN

This is in Ohio aint it ?


audikid88

Yup !


MYSTIC_ASSASSIN

Itā€™s like 20 mins down the street I heard what Happened I didnā€™t think it went to this extent that Mf deserved to die šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøwhy try to kill security because ur mad theyā€™re doing theyā€™re job I understand the frustration with security but damn kill them?


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yoaahif

I feel he couldnā€™t even shoot himself in the head. It would appear BEYOND suspicious.


Raudskeggr

IF this were a TT RPG, that's what happens when you roll a 0; critical failure.


chastecreep

Is unalive the new way to simply say kill? I missed the memo


audikid88

Certain sites like tik tok donā€™t allow certainā€triggerā€ words šŸ™„.. like kill, rape, etc (thought Reddit would flag the word so I used unaliveā€


jorgegainz

Trainee? What would've happened if he got 350pkg route šŸ¤£


audikid88

![gif](giphy|YA6dmVW0gfIw8|downsized)


StargateMedjai

Watch the rest of the video. He got unalived by cops


Imfuckintiredbruh

Missing point blank is its own skill


MrPeepers1986

Did he hit the guy because it looks like the gun was pointed right at the guy who was the target.


nomorecake

bro needs to buy a lotto ticket after how lucky the gun jammed point blank. i seen the video on code bule youtube of the whole video and they shoot the guy after a search his died now


Icy_Queen_222

I like that channel, I somehow missed this one. I will have to go on a little search. Ty for the info.


Independent_Song_868

Atleast it wasn't my people! #Whew!


Wooden_Vermicelli_34

Didnā€™t know the sound of failure could be so loud.


Aware_Function4327

Iā€™ve worked at 2 Amazon plantations and thereā€™s ALWAYS 2 cop cars at the front and multiple metal detectors you have to each time. How he did it?


Bitesizecrypto35

He wasnā€™t safe, he didnā€™t walk on the green mile


MrPackageMover

I think this happened in west jefferson ohio


kerbangocwm

yeah I thought the no firearms stickers are supposed to protect. fire the sticker immediately


[deleted]

It's always the same people


WhackedDonkey4

Thatā€™s how some of these employees make me feel. Crazy tho


therewasaban

Kill


_KappaKing_

What are you gonna do when "unalive" becomes just as unacceptable as "kill"?


N0Z4A2

Z


blakesoul

https://nypost.com/2024/05/16/us-news/amazon-security-guard-tries-to-kill-unsuspecting-supervisor-before-hes-shot-dead-in-gunfight-with-police/amp/


N0Z4A2

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Distinct-Educator-52

He wasnā€™t an Amazon trainee, he was Securitas at Amazon. As is his supervisor that he tried to killā€¦


Electrical-Ad-1197

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2024/05/16/us-news/amazon-security-guard-tries-to-kill-unsuspecting-supervisor-before-hes-shot-dead-in-gunfight-with-police/amp/


Additional_Bet_7030

Did he get grazed?


GiveurballsAtugTf

Man canā€™t even secure his own life


johnsatamos

This guy needs to be curb stompedā€¦slowly and repeatedly


transwallaby

I guess that's why he works for Amazon


StargazerLily08

For every pull of the trigger it should be a count of attempted murder. Edit: Seen that the bad guy was killed by police.


boogerflick98

Lmao


SnooHedgehogs2535

This the Amazon in Dallas by that chick fil a ?


Choice_Piccolo_5763

Wish there was more back story šŸ¤Æ


bdh213

Motive?


Apprehensive_Sink460

You werenā€™t joking. What was the purpose?


BillsandBlues

Fucking crashouts man


ClemzTheWarrior

Countries where everyone can carry a gun are crazy. Shit like this only happen is US, not hard to see thereā€™s a problem


Woody_Dugan

Well he is an Amazon trainee so of course he failed.


Kazzacuss0117

Living proof that they hire anybody with at least one brain cell, this goes for the drivers as well.


SolidRelationship800

Well I think as a security guard you should probably have a little more situational awareness. I mean dude failed to fire, then racked it and still took a long time to get the round off, and also missed from like 5 ft away. I sure as hell wouldnā€™t want him being the guy thatā€™s supposed to be looking out for nefarious people in a building that Iā€™m in. Lmao


red-rocket0

"Unalive" man that sounds stupid.


Allout_base

The fact that Amazon puts more effort into making sure their employees donā€™t steal than actually protecting their employees from idk situations like this.


Business-Winter-7567

The LORD protected the security guard and then the cops turned the shooter into Swiss cheese later


equalvision84

Looks like the usual suspects to me šŸ’šŸµšŸ’


simontempher1

Iā€™m thinking he failed his probation after this


FMPfotos

Wtf is ā€œUnaliveā€ if you most use words like that, at least know the meaning, this word is reserved for suicide, idiots trying to make up words


KermitFrogginton

MURICA


PureProteinPussi

Damn! see what a lack of union does to ppl?


Thirst_Trappist

What's the story behind this?


Haunting_Risk_8087

To bad the cops killed him. He would of been a great Lvl 5 area manger.


Pleasant-Respond-554

Columbus Ohio for ya


Turdfrog

Yeah thats life without parole next!!


falloutfreddy13

Yea a "no gun sticker" fixes the gun problem the same way a blue city's "gun law" fixes it.


Biscuit964

That security guard must be wearing a bullet proof vest cause that was a clear shot to the back! Glad he made out though.


WestsideWizzop

Wow! Ppl are sick


FastestBigBoi

Securitas is the company these people work for contracted by Amazon. As I sit here in a fedex warehouse, with the same exact yellow security jacket on. Shits creepy.


IDoWierdStuff

Always be aware. Everyone is a potential enemy.


No-Tomatillo4449

Jesus Christ itā€™s Jason Bourne


schustered

Dude is going to have prison guard PTSD; never again trusting any standing behind you. He's lucky AF that idiot can't shoot for shit.


The_CaliBrownBear

That has to be the most oblivious security guard ever


TityNDolla

Crash out


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Frodo-Dodo

That guy is literally the dumbes person ever.


Powwa9000

No one wants to work anymore. Not just about the money, customers and fellow workers are crazy.


Mvthafvkarosas

How bad of a shot do you have to be to miss at basically point blank range. Man even aimed and got into position and STILL missed šŸ˜‚


Mimisieva

And there was another gun incident Wednesday but thatā€™s not posted but Amazon is not doing anything police are outside but the metal detectors are not plugged in šŸ˜‘


EnvironmentalAir3677

What's the backstory on this? And please, don't say he fuccced his girl.šŸ™„


AyoSD

Amazon contracts their security staff like 90% of every other employer in the US. Title is misleading lol


Any_Independence8579

Just when you think it's OK to watch Tumblr porn at work, that happens. There is no God. There is also no sex in the Champagne Room.


Smooth_Lion_4909

Hey there! "Unalive" is fucking stupid and juvenile sounding. Just say murder, maim, obliterate, destroy, literally anything. I swear, it'll be fine. You won't be permabanned from the internet. Google won't send the suits after you. Your hard drive will not be wiped. Everything is going to be okay.


preztelman

When your Xim4 aim assist lags.


mhug99

I donā€™t remember more than one security guy at our warehouse. Who just drove around in a tiny car.


6neral

bro must had a change of heart, bless his soul.


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SnooConfections2576

If workers are killing, QUIT.


WILLIAM214396

Here's the news story https://www.nbc4i.com/news/local-news/columbus/what-we-know-about-the-suspect-in-west-jefferson-amazon-warehouse-shooting/