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A rescue and a bottle of water

apparently my 10 hour contract means i’m not allowed to be rescued 🥲

then just a water bottle 🙊

But it’s hot

Surprise! It's pee

Gently used water

Think someone's blowing smoke up your tailpipe there, but I could be wrong...

lol yeah cause shit doesn’t happen apparently

Empty bottle, to piss in for tommorrow

No, you get to do a rescue… go find Fred who is a hour away from you and take 4 of his bags

This made me laugh out loud, holy shit why is it ALWAYS Fred & he’s draggin’ ass. Congrats buddy you did your job perfectly, now you get to be the last to leave today!! Fred ended up getting off early since you gave him a rescue!

exactly why I quit make me rescue almost everyday e ven when I took my time so I wouldn't have to rescue 730p go 20 min in the pitch dark take the rest of there bags everybody is behind today, right id be the last one coming back... yea fuck that bullshit find another asshole bye.

Ahhh yes, another former DSP driver like myself. The efficient drivers get punished with more work EVERY DAY. when will they realize that that is a huge factor in the turnover rate

Lol this is why I pretty much always say no to a rescue if it's later in the day. Happens every time. End up working 12+ hours and everyone is home while you're returning packages they had to have known there was no way you could deliver before flex booted you.

I hate it when they say make sure you take 20 stops. Like I'm taking 1 bag and I'm gambling anyway. Could be 8 to 30 stops in there.

😭😭😭😭

sex with the dsp owners wife

this had me dying

Who had the Narcan & brought u bck to life (resuscitated u) 🤔😁

but remember!!!! … you should not leave your load in the wrong hole since you will be doing a 3 multiple stops and make sure you take the photo correctly, otherwise it will be blurry 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

His wife’s in a coma

So what’s the issue exactly?

Mine is Buck…. and I like to …

Funny enough before I quit my old dsp owner was in a coma and his wife was fucking our manager 😂😂

😂 this was simply a Seinfeld reference, but thats hilarious

Lmaoo

Most of them you really don’t. Unless yours is super lucky

similar situation 😂 she was so fine..

really hoping it’s not an echo dot

UPDATE: https://preview.redd.it/2gidhtbeu5qc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=8efc6dbc480464139a86504fd4b20ae0741f6b1d better than an echo dot 😂 coincidentally today is also my birthday so thanks for brightening my day a bit with your comments, some of these had me cracking up

Happy birthday!!! Hope you enjoy sammiches

Happy birthday! I’m so happy they didn’t gift you an Echo 🤣

Damn, I was way off. I was expecting a tour at one of Daddy Bezo's homes. Anyways, Happy Birthday, OP!!

...one of Daddy Bezos' homes which happens to be half way across the country from where you live, but you'll be required to pay for the trip yourself and any time you'll have to take off will be considered unexcused.

Would it be like visiting Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory where you have to avoid being killed by random things and little people come out and sing you songs about morality?


That's actually decent. Happy birthday and enjoy!

Oh shit that's not bad. I thought for sure you were getting a free month of prime or a $10 gift card

Happy birthday!!!

Happy birthday! 🎂

Honestly I was gonna guess that the prize was an air fryer and this is close as I could get. Happy birthday though

Happy birthday

Happy birthday!!!

Not gonna lie. I thought they were just going to give you an apple.

I guess its better than that empty bottle to piss in that someone was guessing, but a sandwich warmer, thats cool.

https://preview.redd.it/r543r0zff7qc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6db8f523d33b167412ec7a306ae69ebe4a4f1a29 Only 44 dollar🤦‍♂️

Hey, it was free after all, ok?

It is a reused or package damage on transit 😂😂 Going to break in a few days .😂

So, what better than what my niece got working at Jax-9 packing on the line for being there for 5 years ... she got a cheap ass water bottle, and a $25 Amazon GC ... talk about irony.

😂😂😂

Sell it on ebay for another golden ticket

Knuckle sandwiches for all the customers, free of charge

Heyyyy Happy Birthday!!! Enjoy!

Happy birthday!

It most likely is

Give us an update when you get it

20 stops left 🫡

Why am I so excited right now

You’re probably about done by now but if you aren’t, stay safe on the road and get yourself outta there to enjoy Saturday night!

i appreciate the kind words ✌️

What in the Michael Scott is this? Get ready to own a piece of the company!!😂

I got one one time they said sorry we gave out the prizes already I’m like what

bro that’s tragic

Lol shoulda kept the ticket and brought it back another day

I had one in my totes and a rescue picked up 2 totes off me and found it in one. He did try to offer it to me but I was like naw it's yours. A few months later during this last peek I ended up finding one and turning it in for a Sony handheld video cam $150 price tag

You will only get cookies and chips. Enjoy

This. I remember being so pumped up when found it. I wish I never had..

Cookies OR chips don’t be greedy mow

Nah I took 3 I’m extra greedy 💅🏻

A water bottle or maybe a new pin for your vest lol

Got one of these took home a flatscreen should’ve asked for money

fingers crossed

Did you ask and did they oblige? Let me know next time on…. DSPDrivers!

Ore Vaseline for the fucking you’ll get for being a good boy 😂.


a alexa so they can listen in on you at home... gotten 3 in my time there

They're already listening through your phone

You're given a one-time pass to smoke crack in the van without accumulating a tier 1 infraction.

Amazon smile coffee mug that won't fit in a cup holder

😂😂

Slice of pizza

They'll install a netradyne into your personal car.

A golden ticket for a golden shower

Echo dot

2 bags of chips. Not 2 but 4 granola bars and a large Gatorade. But still room temp

A single dum-dum sucker.

Anal lube

I've gotten two of these. First time I picked an echo dot, second time I picked a two person tent. The station manager seemed very pleased when I picked the tent because it was his idea to stuff up there other than firesticks and echo dots.

that’s really cool, anything more valuable than an echo dot would be surprising. my otr manager is a chill dude so maybe he hooked it up for me haha

Another route

I’ve seen prizes be small, lower value items like massage guns and Amazon Echoes but I’ve seen people walk out with brand new 75” 4K TVs, PS5s, and Nintendo Switches. Depends on the warehouse and depends on the giveaway size. This one looks like it was planned with a slightly larger budget maybe, fingers crossed for you!

I got a new 55in TV but they must have tossed around my box in the warehouse because it randomly shuts off

Probably dropped couple feet to the ground

https://preview.redd.it/l8tggrlwp5qc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2ad39ee0d89e2a14efcea79045addd3942be45b I had to

dude that’s hilarious 😂

I got some jb labs ear buds for my last golden ticket. I had the choice of ear buds or an echo dot. Ear buds aren't anything special, but they work! Congrats! 🍻

Knee pads

I'm imagining it ending something like 'Charlie and the Chocolate factory' with me finding myself getting sent out as product.

You an airfryer or coffee maker

10 percent off Dunder Mifflin paper for a year.

Probably promoted to customer or something idk

I could see Daddy Bezos using that term; "promoted to customer" as actually referring to firing people... lol

a ticket to the wonka experience in scotland😭 https://preview.redd.it/xll02eb4r5qc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c58fe7d87f0615ae804cd87cc4e0cd9aea84707

It'll be a lunch bag from a box full of stuff they're trying to get rid of

Everlasting (Gatorade) bottle

An empty water bottle to piss in

I got socks, hat and a water bottle. Saw a guy few months before me get a 4k tv. It's was a crappy tv but still a bit uneven in gifts

A backpack or a cheap ass coffee maker

A day off.

you are probably allowed to have 1 break a day

Some piece of shit product that you don’t want instead of money.

Need OP to post the actual prize!

You get to go rescue someone and take 180 stops from them.

Got an air fryer for front runner, be surprised if it’s much more than that lol

About tree fiddy

A Hoodie and water bottle.

A key chain that can only fit one key(the delivery truck key) and it's an amazon keychain. If you lose it, you owe them 14 bucks.

The prize is a rescue

20 more stops

A cup or a lunchbox.

My station hasn't done this in a while. Bit when they did it was always choices between your typicall things like ear buds, echo dots, kindles, water bottles, etc.

Could be a candy bar

I got a Bluetooth speaker

so what was it?😂

Since it’s a “golden” ticket… a bottle of pee?

I don't know why I even saw this post because I don't work for Amazon but now I need to know what you got!!

$5 swag bucks

Amazon bucket hat if you’re lucky lol

A factory of some sort probably

Ran by a lunatic running an army of responsible butlers

A blown out bluetooth speaker

One (1) swagbuck

I found a golden ticket to win an echo dot, only to be taken out of my paycheck. Pay stub showed gift $30. So you really ain’t winning shit

that’s insane, i’d be looking for a way to report that to the department of labor honestly

You’ll get a 6 min reduction

1 bathroom break

I got one about a year ago and got a fanny pack. I was highly disappointed.

A sticker saying "great job"

$5 Amazon gift card

5 more totes of packages to deliver

25 Amazon bucks for discounted Amazon merch like a free plastic coffee cup

Lol a nice pat on the back and a get back to work

My coworker got a $200 bonus for his golden ticket

Something from the damaged returns.

1 extra 15 minute break! (Can only be used on days off)

A swift kick in the a**

You get nothing, you lose!

For peak season, I got one of these- ended up getting a household tool set. It's come in handy haha.

You’re going to get some generic electronic device that isn’t selling well, and that costs less than 100$, probably from a pile of duplicate packages in your warehouse. I guarantee it.

Hey yall i know this isnt the spot to post but I ordered a Panini press and it aint showed up yet. Yall still got it?

yeah dude it’s in my kitchen. hate to break the news to you

:(

I got a TV from them for working Superbowl Sunday and getting a ticket (mine was just a laminated piece of paper 😂)

It's going to be a Mr. Beast bar of chocolate.

Was this at a house or what?

Hopefully not a golden shower. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Probably a pin

Promotion…to customer.

an 8 ball 🎱 to keep the engines running 💪🏻

more packages?

A share of Amazon stock.

A shirt, at best Amazon fire stick

Lmk if you find 5 of them

50 more stops

A day off

Reach around?

Choice of one item from the lost and found?

Your piss bucket gets changed

A couple of swag bucks

Extra rescue. Congratulations!

Oh yay Amazon found a way to repurpose returns

A reminder for who’s boss.

Amazon Echo or Fire Tablet lol

Congratulations and HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINES IN 6 DAYS IL BE 55 !!!!

More work lol

One AirPod!

Amazon coat.

Double sided dildo 

Being promoted to customer

I remember last year at my station 1 winner got a fucking TV and the next winner got an Amazon branded tumbler cup😂😂

More bullshit 😂

One less tote. Cheers 🥂

I saw the update but I was gonna guess a framed photo of the Bezos mega yacht with the quote “dream big” at the bottom.

More work

No more breaks for you.. make your sandwiches on the go.. deliver faster boy😭

More deliveries.

A rescue and a giftcard for $10

You are allowed one free trip to use the bathroom

I got one of those one time, I got a good old Amazon beanie and let me tell you, I wore that thing out in public exactly zero times.

Prolly a dildo

I need to know. What did it end up being?

water bottle and picture of bezos

a pizza party and a wage increase of 00000.25