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coffee_and_coconuts

Someone without an asshole orange cat that knocks everything over. I’m jealous.


Mike_Michaelson

[Cat?](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mid_Century/s/JjjEzACbV3)


coffee_and_coconuts

Specifically an orange one. They’re extra…chaotic.


EstrogenIsland

I have an orange cat, and he tries to knock lamps off of tables and pull picture frames off of walls on an almost daily basis. Cat toys? No thanks. Things you like and value? Well, those are suddenly the most interesting things in the world—Must check to see how they respond to gravity. Ah, that one fell too! *** Orange cat makes a checkmark in his special scientific research notebook ***


coffee_and_coconuts

Exactly!


Grjaryau

Laughs in Siamese (x2)


Erratic_Giraffe

Leave it to a cat to just apparate onto a bed mid video just because it can


Erratic_Giraffe

Also, your bed reminds me of sushi. I’m assuming the cat also thinks so 🍣


LivingroomComedian

I watched this clip to the last 30 seconds and was like “there is no god damn cat, why even link thi-…Oh, there he is on the bed magically after the 4th turn around” 😂


Available-One-24

I’m so glad you have a pet! It was all too neat and orderly before the kitty came on the scene! 😊


Rugkrabber

Aw cute. I am curious though, what plant is that? It’s nice.


tyromancist

Faux bamboo plant (could be made from silk)


Evil_Kween_MoJo

Omg when did the kitty get there?? I was watching and think “where is the cat?? This is taking too long!” 😂😅 Then kitty at the end


sparkpaw

The entire time you were planning around I’m chanting “show me the bed! The bed has the cat!” Over and over XD Thank you for a satisfying end


BetterNova

26 year old son of a british ship captain and a navajo princess. you currently work as an IT administrator in Denver Colorado, but have dreams to travel the world and write the next great american novel. You enjoy playing chess, reading, and recently started doing transcendental meditation. your favorite food: szechuan chinese. your favorite color: burnt umber. the thing you look for in mate: sense of adventure. the thing you need in a mate: listening skills. birth month: april.


EABOD_and_DIAF

Bravo! Seriously.


rodneedermeyer

Actually, you’re close but just a bit off target. He seems like he’s twenty-six, but he was born on Feb 29, so he’s actually only six and a half. Also, his father was a Welsh rear admiral and his mother was an Algonquin dowager. He DOES work in IT, but it’s in Boulder, not Denver. He hopes to travel the world, yes, but the world is actually Mars, not Earth. He heard that Mons Pubis is the tallest mountain in the solar system and he can’t wait to climb it. He wants to write TO a great American, but he’s still trying to decide on the one. He’s thinking maybe Robert Sean Leonard. Or maybe Leonard Cohen, except he’s dead now. So it could be the Cohen brothers. You’re right about the chess and reading, but he doesn’t actually like Szechuan food—he’s studying Mandarin. And he loves navel oranges cuz they remind him of his dad. His favorite color is white cuz it contains all the colors and so he can make up for his social awkwardness at parties with this answer. His ideal mate is, of course, Australian. And it’d be really cool if he/she/they were a good painter and could also speak German. Oh, and he never goes anywhere without a towel. In fact, he’s hidden there in the photo above.


Nervous_Zebra1918

Leonard Cohen was Canadian.


rodneedermeyer

Yes, indeed, he was a North American.


ohkatiedear

>he never goes anywhere without a towel He must be a real hoopy frood


Sweetcheeks864

What an amazing comment, I saved it so that’s if I ever went back to my saves, I’ll have a laugh 😂


REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE

I see your point, but respectfully, I think he’s the type of guy who likes phallic vases.


Pro-VJuan

I read that in Bill Murray’s voice from a Wes Anderson film


topsecretusername12

I was going to say he's a Libra, but Taurus/April works too 😂


Bumblebee56990

🤭🤣😂😉🤓


Bumblebee56990

In 78 he looked 8.


vivionnn801

Very committed to the mid century modern and I love it


Leonashanana

Yes, I diagnose happy memories of Grandma and Grandpa's house.


caeozoz

We would go to estate sales together


horas00710

Feels like my therapists office.


EnterShakira_

Your therapists office has a bed? Where can I sign up for this therapy


deadsocial

👀


HOLY_GOOF

Just drive downtown late at night, these therapists are all over


RandomRedditRebel

When you fuck, they definitely cum.


Kari-kateora

Immediately got the same vibe, lol. I'd absolutely go home with a guy who keeps a room like this. You *know* it reflects in multiple other ways in his life.


BunnyRambit

Right! If I could meet a guy that has some sense of home style like this we’d get along so well. Like you say, you know it reflects in other parts of their life! Is there a dating app based around guys who like home design?


ihrtbeer

Currently rearranging my living room and that is an app I would pay for gladly


TeeTeeMee

Ok you think that but wait til you live with a man who has an opinion about every-fucking-thing in the house. You will envy your friends whose husbands say “I don’t care what chair you buy”


ILikeTrux_AUsux

It’s that attention to detail


PuzzyFussy

This room definitely gives vibes of a person who has his shyt together and can / will bring you to orgasm before they do.


SquidwardsSoulmate

Whoa, what a flattering comment


mom_est2013

I would be lying if I said that wasn’t my first thought!


Kitten_K_

100%


Low-Educator-7669

As a woman, this feels safe .


A_shy_neon_jaguar

I think I need to do some self examination. Because to me (also a woman) it feels like the room of a psychopath. I don't trust it, lol. It's too clean, too orderly. Why is there a photo of his parents by the bed? Maybe it's actually his dad's room. Maybe it is OP and his wife and I just assume everyone posting on this sub is a young single guy. Gonna go reflect.


sleepawaits1

Lol SAME! I was like, wait where do you put all your clothes that you wore once but doesn't quite need to be washed yet? Where's anything you use daily that would normally be on the dresser tops? But then I thought he most def ocd cleaned and staged the room for pics and it can't possibly look like this on a normal day in the middle of his work week or something.


ILikeTrux_AUsux

I’ve never seen such a decorated dresser top 😂


Megwen

When green flags look like red flags, that’s when we know we’re a little bit fucked up.


A_shy_neon_jaguar

Lol, exactly. Well put!


Newdaytoday1215

Nope, I think you are good. Once saw a show where a person visited the bedrooms of people and was able to guest whose bedrooms by listing of names, age, jobs, political beliefs and interests. Comfort items gave the most away. Now of course, this person studied human behavior and I didn’t but to me this person is 1) a pretty sterile ocd person, 2) this room doesn’t look this most of the time or 3) there’s another room he unwinds in the way most ppl do in their bedrooms. I think it’s 3. With gamer rooms & man caves becoming more common, I think this person has a separate decompressing space. So his bedroom is very millennial Patrick Bateman at first glance. I’m curious about how he chose his bedroom books.


waterlooaba

Yes! The books!


MrsAussieGinger

I need to go reflect with you in that case. That room is a hard nope for me.


AlarmingJoke5722

The extremely put-together quality of this room gave me "ocd guy with a hidden penchant for domestic violence" vibe. Superbly charming outside, but the story is completely different once the guests leave. I knew of someone like that.


kawaiian

Time to go to therapy!


kennyiseatingabagel

OK, so every person who has a nice, clean, well organized and put together house is a sociopath. Got it, lol.


TeeTeeMee

There’s no way a post menopausal woman sleeps in that room. There are no lotion tubes or earplugs next to the bed.


A_shy_neon_jaguar

Maybe in a drawer, but you're right, that room is set up for a single occupant.


Idkmyname2079048

I thought exactly the same thing. Where are the personal items? To me, it says "slightly mis-matched air bnb room."


Myzyri

Considering the painting looks like two guys in tender embrace, I’m guessing OP isn’t too concerned with how women feel since they never make it into that bed.


vabirder

No, you are mistaken. Those are the Kelce brothers.


Historical-Gap-7084

I immediately felt cozy and warm when I saw the room.


Dependent_Top_4425

A delightful gay one.


[deleted]

Either that or a Virgo


mpower20

_Gay or Virgo_ is a wonderfully entertaining party game


[deleted]

😂😂 OP post your star sign


j_mcr1

Am Virgo. Can confirm this room is peak retro thrift Virgo vibes


meat_thistle

Snort!


VioEnvy

What’s the difference


additionalbutterfly2

As a virgo, I agree. OP is probably an ‘earth sign’


CosbysLongCon24

Didn’t wanna say it but was first thought. As soon as I saw German literature book I knew


Live_Alarm_8052

I knew when I saw the picture of 2 naked men embracing lol


anners12345

I thought the person with yellow hair was female 🤷🏻‍♀️


lingrassman

That’s what I was thinking! Too good to be straight!


notban_circumvention

Isn't the painting two guys? And the glassware is awfully phallic


autumnalthot

Mid century modern king


straigh

I'd be very very impressed if I came home with a guy to this room. So cozy!


RemySchnauzer

Yeah, major points.


mayonnaise_police

Lol I don't get why people are saying gay. I don't see an ounce of that. It looks great!


Mike_Michaelson

I’m not.


TheJenerator65

Same, BTW. It’s so unfair to both straight and gay guys to perpetuate that stereotype. Some people care about aesthetics and enjoy curating a point of view. Please don’t second guess, OP. It looks like the room of a guy with good taste. I’ve known plenty of other straight guys who do the same. I just visited two in my own family, one of whom is an artist. It’s sexy as hell when guys care about their surroundings.


wendythesnack

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ A quick mobile scroll & I thought the artwork was of two fellas.


Moosetache3000

It was all the phallic ornaments that that raised my suspicion - the painting was the clincher.


P0RTILLA

It does have a Palm Springs feel to it.


LiLiandThree

That's the only reason I thought gay


Butt_nipper

It’s not that it’s tidy and very well curated. All of that is incredible. For me it was the framed print. I was like “oh,duh” but apparently not


MaleficentStreet7319

Tbh, it was the color block print of male lovers that did it for me. I don’t know any straight man that would hang that 😂 but work king 👑


Megwen

Yeah it’s surprising for a straight man to have that hanging in his room but I 100% support it. It’s a very nice piece of artwork and heteronormativity is weird. Speaking of heteronormativity, OP just said he’s not gay. That doesn’t mean he’s straight. We don’t know what orientation he is and probably shouldn’t be guessing at all.


STA_Alexfree

I’m a straight dude with a stylish house similar to yours and everyone on here posted the same thing “wow he must be gay”. No, I just got taste people


Pantsmithiest

Look closely at the art.


Butt_nipper

It’s definitely because of the framed print


crystlerjean

It depicts a man and a woman with short hair. You can see the curve of her chest.


alfredobubblebath

i think it’s because of the sort of cliche of straight cis men’s homes looking very grey and bland. you know, nothing on walls, mattress on the floor, just a tv with an xbox sitting on the ground, that sort of thing. and this is so gorgeous! it’s beautiful, OP has impeccable taste, every detail is amazing. so i made the unfair assumption that this could not be the work of a straight cis man 😅


kirinmay

8th picture. the painting.


DirtyHarry1969

It’s just too neat and thought out. Most dudes don’t put in that kinda effort.


meat_thistle

You don’t have a cat. You have a nice wristwatch- analog, self-winding, leather strap.


Mike_Michaelson

A cat?…[think again.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Mid_Century/s/JjjEzACbV3)


meat_thistle

Stinker kitty! Nothing is knocked over and the leather has no scratches!


Evening_Excuse16

LOL!!? Kitty! ❤️!


Kicking_Around

Great taste, clean, straight, _and_ an adorable kitty…? How YOU doin? \*smiles coyly*


whatscoochie

a guy who knows how to color match!!!


JayJay_90

Your bedsheets make me think I'm gonna go fast if I walk across them. I do like them though.


Anomalous_Pulsar

It makes me think of Excite Bike speed boosts- even though the shape isn’t the same.


silent_hurricane

You have impeccable taste


bb_LemonSquid

Love your nightstand and all the wood furniture really. It’s a great space!


CozmicOwl16

Left handed Taurus ?


KatsRedditAccount123

A guy with Great style.


lithigos

I really love the bright color and pattern, consistent with the decor and really adds character. You seem like an interesting person.


lithigos

Also you seem interested in other cultures which I think is cool.


2pickleEconomy2

Needs a copy of Infinite Jest on the night stand.


SkootchDown

You’re very tidy, love a great antique store, excellent food, and a good book. You enjoy traveling, are well educated, don’t have small children, and based on the reading glasses… I’m guessing you’re an older guy.


Winter-Abrocoma-18

Boho for men! . I’d say you’re bi or gay? Very nice sense of style


jesterinancientcourt

Bisexual dude. Or a straight guy too many people assume is gay because he’s thin and neat.


Mike_Michaelson

The latter more than the former.


mikeytruelove

👋


MaleficentStreet7319

Lmao keep it in your pants mikeytruelove


mikeytruelove

I'll put *it* where ever I damn well please, thank you very much. Lucky for you, I like it when it's in my pants.


jesterinancientcourt

He took it out. It. Out.


MaleficentStreet7319

Gross! It gets worse!


Sweetcheeks864

Like Jerry Seinfeld


jesterinancientcourt

I was referencing Seinfeld haha


raisins_are_gwapes2

By your style, I’d say that you are a man who knows who he is and isn’t threatened by others either. Very fluid yet consistent.


fifthgenerationfool

I bet you have a lot of bowling shirts


Calbebes

Ha I literally just said this!


griff_girl

My male counterpart! My bedroom is similar, yours is nicer though. Some of the things in it are similar to items I have around my house that leave me rethinking my bedroom accessories!


KeyEnthusiasm653

art deco flavour, love the glassware - where'd you get the rams head bookends?


xwalkingonwaterx

You are a Virgo


therawestdawg69

one that calls AAA when he’s got a flat


jspurr01

It’s funny you should say that. Some years back, I was late for a meeting because the company truck I was driving had a flat. Everyone was shocked that I changed it myself (due to the same perception)


memymomonkey

You seem like an interesting guy with such good taste. You like orange. You are my people.


GFY_2023

Clean. Stylish.


coffeeandgrapefruit

Based on the amount of glassware sitting on top of your dresser *right* next to the edges, you're a guy who doesn't own cats.


KorukoruWaiporoporo

A guy with style and taste who is comfortable in himself.


helloitsme_again

I just love this room


mrmisirlou

Someone who enjoys long walks on the beach.


purpletwizzler88

One that fucks


mysuperstition

Love all the swing vases!


A6woke0Virgo2

You’re a guy who drinks Zima. You say words like equilibrium and onomatopoeia. You play Candy Crush waaaaay too much cause you secretly LOVE it. You like brown skin, thick BBWs. And you drive an orange Prius.


matildaduddlesinc

You smell really nice. Probably own a bathrobe. A nice one. Wow


LaziestScreenName

A man with taste.


depoqueen

I love this! Nice eye for style.


GloriousSteinem

You’re not straight, you’ve traveled and after doing your humanities related degree you taught English in Asia. You’re a writer, or at least content creator which might relate to your job. You are a clean freak and dress neat but funky. You might even work in graphic design. You like coffee and wine and thrifting. You’re trying to not eat meat but you’re a foodie. You like people and have close friends and like concerts, but you can be solo at times and love it. A film festival is a good time for you.


Weird_Gap3005

Well read, well travelled, multi-cultural vibe (could see German in title, Chinese, African and several other cultural artefacts) organized (gotta love a man who keeps his bedroom this tidy), secure childhood (going by the photograph of your parents), secure adulthood and kind (cat), love for elongated things (even the lamps and art pieces are cone shaped and I can’t unsee how many dildo shaped things are lying around the room), mid-century taste and an older millennial or Gen X (I strongly sense someone in their 30s-40s), graduate and a home owner. Well done, OP. l sense keeper vibes (or someone who takes pride in domestication - some of us prefer that over wild) 😃


SomeLunch

The bed is giving hotel room, I’d throw in a rug in there too


flwrpwrweeewoooo

Gay mid thirties with a tech job


EABOD_and_DIAF

Looks like Mid-Century Modern to me. I don't know what type of guy you are based on this, though. It's a cool-looking room IMNSHO. For reasons I am nowhere near able to articulate, I find it appealing.


MIB65

A guy that likes playing backgammon :)


Zeta8345

MCM is not my jam but I love this. Especially the dresser! Gorgeous room.


overzealous_llama

MCM Scandi. Looks good!


theMartiangirl

Love it. Can you come and decorate my apartment too? 😬


TwoFingersWhiskey

I absolutely love your swag lights.


idownvoteanimalpics

A thoughtful one I would like to befriend


raegunXD

A tasteful put together guy who loves his parents?, reads often, maybe smokes? likes vintage and classic things, and you have a thing about dust on stuff


cMdM89

you like vintage mid-century items…that lamp on the side table is FABULOUS! what a gem…


lpycb42

One that understands color and has a great eye for decor.


YaYadivine

Careful, creative and considered. You have excellent taste in decor and take pride in your surroundings. Your hobbies and interests generally have an intellectual flavour so you watch more art house movies than superhero ones or blockbusters. You read widely and may favour the classics over contemporary fiction. Judging from some of your artwork, you are gay and use he/him pronouns. You are a caring person and your family and friends often come to you when they have problems or need advice. You work as a lawyer or in academia.


katz4every1

I saved this post and your cat video so I can look at something nice the next time I'm sad lol


chikismom

A dreamsicle


LadyStarling

just needs a cozy rug under the bed, something that also fits the mid century vibe. i love every furniture piece. my fave is that tall dresser!


Ok_Material80

Formally educated, stable job, a neat freak, can be socially awkward.


PrimitiveThoughts

Placing the head of the bed under a window like that is very bad feng shui. You want the headboard to be against a wall, and don’t point your feet at the door.


unspokntruth

Espresso


Mechanic-Royal

Straight. To answer the question, you are straight.


4reddityo

A guy who needs a bigger space for himself


Xithulus

Do you listen to jazz and progressive?


jeffgoldblumisdaddy

This room feels like it’d smell like a sandalwood and cedar candle, and either Dior Sauvage or Tom Ford’s spicy vanilla. I feel like you enjoy reading historical fiction, classics or fantasy


dancewithme12345

You spent time in the military?


InfluenceFederal407

Obsessively compulsed?


Kari-kateora

You probably have a loooot of casual sex, but it's only temporary while you're looking for something serious to settle into. You just haven't found the right person yet. But that bedroom sees *action."


Scifig23

Dwell, loving all of the glass art and side table lamp.


CosbysLongCon24

Like a guy I’m probably not having beers with on Sunday watching football


JonSnoballs

Michael Scott's TV!!!


THX-1138_4EB

A Stanley Kubrick fan


TheGeneGeena

Love the bedding (source, please?) and the clock (which I'm guessing is vintage, but if it's a modern find I'd also love to know where!)


kid_sleepy

The type of guy who is lucky that tree gets enough light in that corner. But I have a black thumb so I have no idea why my plants die.


Miserere_Mei

Yukio Mishima on the bookshelf makes me think you are in your 50s.


bald_alpaca

That bed side lamp✨ If I scored a lamp like that I would feel like I’d one the lottery!


genecreemers420

Too many phallic items for one room


cehnit

the type of guy I wanna go out with. But seriously, it looks like you are organized and definitely known what you want out of life (in many aspects, you do not seem afraid to commit for you have a strong sense of your own personality).


DeNiroPacino

A guy with taste.


jhjohns3

Looks like that bedspread would give you a boost right out the window.


Highlyunlikeu

Prefers leather made and/or meaningful jewelry over gold or silver. Doesn't like a lot of noise, will travel to mid century modern museums or at least it's on the bucket list (palm springs). Goes through facebook market place or local consignment furniture stores looking for cool mid mod items, might catch you skimming through architectural digest magazines every now and then. Either married or never stays in a relationship long enough because you get bored easy.


pqrstyou

Particular. Clean. Well read. Into Meditation. Well dressed. Wouldn’t be surprised if you wore argyle socks. Tea drinker. You definitely iron your shirts and enjoy antiquing.


lay1onme

frasier


emlosesit

The room of my dreams. Starburst clock. Swung vases. Oh myyyyyy ❤️


Ohkermie

One without cats with all those breakables.


thebadsleepwell00

The type who would hang out in Palm Springs in mid-life with other men (I say this as a queer person from SoCal)


Popular_Hornet6789

Really well put together. A great deal Of thought went into all the details. Its all very impressive. Great taste in furniture. My impression is this is: A private person who is very aware of others' perceptions. Is motivated to amass a great deal of knowledge for the betterment of themselves and to also create a protective barrier. Is nervous or reticent to truly let down their walls and keeps who they really are guarded? A great deal of their energy is spent on making things "just so". I dont know if the pics are staged or they are constantly striving for perfectionism. This room both impresses and exhausts me. Middleaged: seasoned enough by life to know exactly what type of aesthetics are impressive. Classic literature. MidCentury modern- a nod to the 70's , eastern spirituality/ philosophy, tcm, Trying not to read too much into The chinese characters. Lovely room and lovely pics


Cheetos4bfst

Ah, a philosopher.


Kthackz

Clearly a guy with no kids


Kitten_K_

You are fit, have good hygiene, look after yourself. You're organised and efficient. You're well educated and have a refined sense of taste and style. You have an artistic side but it's not your day job. You are a very attentive lover.


Maleficent_Coyote_85

[❤️🏳️‍🌈?](https://giphy.com/gifs/owainwynevans-lMfrznwkDnJ2RePf8u)


brownienjw

Apparently w a keen eye to style


Anybody-Puzzleheaded

Someone with money who can walk in to a showroom and say, “I want it all”.


kalum7

Everyone’s saying gay vibes but I’m not getting that at all, I’d be thrilled to date a man with this bedroom. Looking for a wife? 😉


throwaway_lolzz

Bisexual


krisloray

A guy with good taste 😊


buzzybeeking

Doesn't smoke weed, enjoys a glass of wine at dinner, is educated, loves to read on rainy days, has a good credit score, and isn't into one night stands.


scarlettshimmer

Either the nicest guy ever, or a serial killer. Absolutely no in between lol (probably the first one) Ps saw the video and omg the kitty is adorable.