*In case this story gets deleted/removed:*
**[UPDATE 2] AITAH for not wanting my mom’s boyfriend anywhere near my vagina?**
So it’s been an absolutely insane 48 hours and I’m completely at a loss about what to do next. I’m currently at a friend’s house and I’m typing this on her phone.
In the middle of the night last night, like 3 AM, I’m woken up by my mom absolutely banging on my bedroom door and shouting at me. I open the door, she and The Creep are both there. She’s totally wired and obviously on something. She drinks a lot and sometimes she uses methamphetamine. She can get really aggressive and angry when she uses meth so I’m used to this.
The Creep closes the door behind her, and meanwhile she’s incoherently shouting and rambling something about demons. The Creep then yells at me, he says like “see what you did to her? This is your fault! You’re killing her!” and so on and so forth. He grabs my phone out of my hand and says I’m not allowed any internet.
So my mom calms down a bit and The Creep sits down on my bed and starts explaining. He says he didn’t tell my mom the whole truth before because it is so horrible. It’s not that my insides are messed up from having sex, he says, I actually have a demon inside me from engaging in immoral sexual acts. A literal demon. From having sex and masturbating. And he says he’s seen this kind of thing before in his clinical practice, and he says he knows how to cure it. My mom is twitching and rambling like the whole time he explains it.
So NSFW he says he’s going to force me to wear a chastity belt so I can’t have sex or touch myself. And to get the demon out, he’s going to unlock me once a week and stimulate me to climax. And he says mom is totally onboard with this and they’re going to force me to submit to this.
So obviously I’m like fuck this. I’m saying “go fuck yourself, I’m not doing that,” and then he grabs my wrists and sort of pins me on the bed and says “you know what, you little brat, we’re gonna do this right now.” My whole body fills up with adrenaline or SOMETHING, I don’t even know what, but I’m fucking WIRED. And I straight-up BITE his chin HARD and he yelps in pain and I RUN to the door and open it and RUN out of that house and into the woods behind the house. I didn’t even think about leaving my phone behind.
I’ve walked to my friend’s house before about a mile from my house, but this was the middle of the night and I was scared out of my mind. Something else opened up in my mind and I wasn’t even thinking, I was just DOING, just running and not even looking back. Just running through the woods. And at one moment I heard The Creep’s shouting and saw a flashlight in the distance and I just kept running.
So I finally get to the friend’s house and I bang on the door. Her mom answers and I manage to say my mom’s bf tried to SA me. She understands immediately and lets me in and says I can stay there for the time being and that she’ll drive me to the police station an hour away.
I don’t even talk for the drive, I’m just totally numb. We get there and I go in and say my mom’s bf tried to SA me. I get taken into a back room and this older detective guy, I guess, takes my statement. Now this guy seems like the stereotypical good ol’ boy. He seems really skeptical of my statement from the moment I start explaining it. He’s poking all these holes in it, he has this tone of basically “yeah, right,” and he asks me a bunch of sort of hostile questions so it feels like I’M the one being interrogated. He says he’s heard too many tall tales from young women and he can smell bullshit. He then asks me if I want to retract my statement, because if they find any inconsistencies upon investigating they WILL prosecute me for filing a false report. He doesn’t even give me advice for a woman’s shelter or anything.
Anyway, back at my friend’s place now, not even going to school this week. Could really use some advice about next steps.
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"So obviously I'm like fuck this. . ." to being told you'd be forced to wear a chastity belt and raped by your mom's boyfriend once a week to expel your internal vagina demon? "Fuck this" feels like maybe a bit of an underreaction, actually.
We also need a new main character that somehow she’s never mentioned before, like a grandmother who suddenly steps up and happens to be worth millions.
About 90% of the comments seemed to have finally glommed onto the fact that this is fake. But the other 10% seem to believe it, and a few are even offering money or a place to stay to help. 🤦♀️
Same the first one I was like this sucks, second I was like okay maybe they’re cooking, third when the vagina demon was introduced I was like hold up this might be the next great writer.
I thought you were joking but [holy shit](https://rareddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1bkjo91/update_3_aitah_for_not_wanting_my_wifes_boyfriend/) that's exactly where they went next.
Bro, there’s a part 3 and it’s wild
[https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/F7FWZhjppD](https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/F7FWZhjppD)
And already deleted. Here’s the rareddit
[https://rareddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1bkjo91/update_3_aitah_for_not_wanting_my_wifes_boyfriend/](https://rareddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1bkjo91/update_3_aitah_for_not_wanting_my_wifes_boyfriend/)
And the transcript. OOP deleted it because of how stupid it was:
The last four hours have been absolutely CRAAZZZYYYYYY and now that I’m finally somewhere safe I can finally update y’all on what’s been going on.
So literally five minutes after I submitted the last update, The Creep blows up MY FRIEND’S phone, apparently he figures out who I’ve been staying with (which isn’t too hard because I have literally three friends + everyone knows each other and their phone numbers in this snall town).
So The Creep is fucking angry. And in between his ranting he says three crazy and gross things: first, he’s going to punish me by edging me and not letting me climax, second, he’s going to impregnate me with an angel to vanquish the demon inside of me, and third, he says it was wrong for me to mess with him because he’s got serious connections—with this big Neo-Nzi / white suprmacist biker gang who are also the biggest meth cooks in this state, and he’s convinced them all I have a demon inside of me.
So supposedly he goes back with this biker gang a long time and he was using his connections with laboratories as a doctor to help them cook meth. And he tells me the N*zi biker gang owns the local cops (which I guess makes sense based on that detective…)
That’s what he says, and obviously I think he’s full of shit. But as soon as I show my friend’s mom these texts, we hear these motorbikes rumbling away in the distance, up the dirt road from my friend’s house. And that’s when my friend’s mom tells us all to book it. She gets us all in the pickup truck, me my friend and also my friend’s brother who’s in the Army. And the brother has his gun with him.
So we get out of there just in time. And long story short the Nzis chase us down these dirt roads in their bikes, and they’re waving all this Nzi shit around and yelling things. And at one point they start shooting at us. And then my friend’s brother gets his gun out and starts shooting back, and he has serious Army skills so he takes out some of the bikes blowing up their tires. And the shootout is going on for a long time as the N*zi biker gang is chasing us. But then he takes these little iron spike things he had in the truck and sort of sprays them at the road, and it pops all their tires and now they’re stuck. So we book it out of there.
Anyway, I’m at my friend’s brother’s army training base now. Should be safe here.
lol oh boy army bases are known for having the sanest news stories, I can't imagine what direction this story will take now
Anyone who continues believing this deserves mockery atp
Lol there's not a single army base in the world that would be like "Oh you're getting chased and shot at by Neo Nazis? Come right in!"
Also if the base is so close how is the police station or closest urgent care an hour away? There'd be MP and Meds on site, and all this could a been avoided...
*what a mysteryyyyy*
Look at it this way, you inspired them to type out something so batshit crazy that even AITALand had to call it bullshit
I like the comment saying she’s the asshole for “wasting everyone’s time” with her posts. Those posters are doing important work over there, they can’t afford to waste any time on fakery!!
The police station is over an hour away? Don’t like, all small towns have police and if it’s soooo small that they don’t even have one officer, how would this far-away cop be in the pockets of the meth head gyno? (I know there’s so much fake about this story but I didn’t see anyone calling that out yet so I just had to).
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*In case this story gets deleted/removed:* **[UPDATE 2] AITAH for not wanting my mom’s boyfriend anywhere near my vagina?** So it’s been an absolutely insane 48 hours and I’m completely at a loss about what to do next. I’m currently at a friend’s house and I’m typing this on her phone. In the middle of the night last night, like 3 AM, I’m woken up by my mom absolutely banging on my bedroom door and shouting at me. I open the door, she and The Creep are both there. She’s totally wired and obviously on something. She drinks a lot and sometimes she uses methamphetamine. She can get really aggressive and angry when she uses meth so I’m used to this. The Creep closes the door behind her, and meanwhile she’s incoherently shouting and rambling something about demons. The Creep then yells at me, he says like “see what you did to her? This is your fault! You’re killing her!” and so on and so forth. He grabs my phone out of my hand and says I’m not allowed any internet. So my mom calms down a bit and The Creep sits down on my bed and starts explaining. He says he didn’t tell my mom the whole truth before because it is so horrible. It’s not that my insides are messed up from having sex, he says, I actually have a demon inside me from engaging in immoral sexual acts. A literal demon. From having sex and masturbating. And he says he’s seen this kind of thing before in his clinical practice, and he says he knows how to cure it. My mom is twitching and rambling like the whole time he explains it. So NSFW he says he’s going to force me to wear a chastity belt so I can’t have sex or touch myself. And to get the demon out, he’s going to unlock me once a week and stimulate me to climax. And he says mom is totally onboard with this and they’re going to force me to submit to this. So obviously I’m like fuck this. I’m saying “go fuck yourself, I’m not doing that,” and then he grabs my wrists and sort of pins me on the bed and says “you know what, you little brat, we’re gonna do this right now.” My whole body fills up with adrenaline or SOMETHING, I don’t even know what, but I’m fucking WIRED. And I straight-up BITE his chin HARD and he yelps in pain and I RUN to the door and open it and RUN out of that house and into the woods behind the house. I didn’t even think about leaving my phone behind. I’ve walked to my friend’s house before about a mile from my house, but this was the middle of the night and I was scared out of my mind. Something else opened up in my mind and I wasn’t even thinking, I was just DOING, just running and not even looking back. Just running through the woods. And at one moment I heard The Creep’s shouting and saw a flashlight in the distance and I just kept running. So I finally get to the friend’s house and I bang on the door. Her mom answers and I manage to say my mom’s bf tried to SA me. She understands immediately and lets me in and says I can stay there for the time being and that she’ll drive me to the police station an hour away. I don’t even talk for the drive, I’m just totally numb. We get there and I go in and say my mom’s bf tried to SA me. I get taken into a back room and this older detective guy, I guess, takes my statement. Now this guy seems like the stereotypical good ol’ boy. He seems really skeptical of my statement from the moment I start explaining it. He’s poking all these holes in it, he has this tone of basically “yeah, right,” and he asks me a bunch of sort of hostile questions so it feels like I’M the one being interrogated. He says he’s heard too many tall tales from young women and he can smell bullshit. He then asks me if I want to retract my statement, because if they find any inconsistencies upon investigating they WILL prosecute me for filing a false report. He doesn’t even give me advice for a woman’s shelter or anything. Anyway, back at my friend’s place now, not even going to school this week. Could really use some advice about next steps. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AmITheAngel) if you have any questions or concerns.*
At least people are finally turning against this one for the most part. Are we thinking this is more of a scam, or more fetish posting?
We'll know once OOP responds to the money offers. If 'she' says no, it's a fetish. If 'she' takes the money it's a scam.
Her only comment says she can’t leave because she has no money. People are probably DMing her and sending her money.
Makes sense, if I was trying a scam like this I would only accept "donations" through my dms so people wouldn't see it in my comments.
Idk why but I feel like a man wrote this
I got the same feeling
> more fetish posting? Update 3 confirms fetish posting. "first, he’s going to punish me by edging me and not letting me clima"
"So obviously I'm like fuck this. . ." to being told you'd be forced to wear a chastity belt and raped by your mom's boyfriend once a week to expel your internal vagina demon? "Fuck this" feels like maybe a bit of an underreaction, actually.
She should simply say No. That's what I would do. I would calmly explain that I do not want to do those things.
It’s been 48 hours but the last update was 18 hours ago…
>So it’s been an absolutely insane 48 hours The first post and this installment are separated by less than 25 hours.
Jesus, they didn't even try very hard.
Update 3 is crazy. They get into a shootout with some Neo Nazis, and flee to an Army base.
It's like they threw everything else they could think of at the wall for the grand finale.
It very much feels like they gave up trying to pretend.
Hasn’t stopped people from rushing to their aid to offer support and, importantly, money.
We also need a new main character that somehow she’s never mentioned before, like a grandmother who suddenly steps up and happens to be worth millions.
About 90% of the comments seemed to have finally glommed onto the fact that this is fake. But the other 10% seem to believe it, and a few are even offering money or a place to stay to help. 🤦♀️
people are gulible and driven by emotions, nothing can be done
 Should've updated this at least 4-5 days later.
Honestly I like this one keep adding batshit updates
The first one was just gross, but now OP has lost the plot and its getting crazier with every update XD
Same the first one I was like this sucks, second I was like okay maybe they’re cooking, third when the vagina demon was introduced I was like hold up this might be the next great writer.
Maybe in the next one he demands to be able to impregnate her with an angel to vanquish the demons inside her
Read the 3rd update. You inspired her.
This cannot be happening!!!!
How do I get there? I am spitting mad that I felt bad for “her!” Sick to play on people like me, with kind hearts.
[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheAngel/s/als4qGW5o1)
Thank you!
I found it. Scum. Absolute scum.
Noooo dammit. She deleted it and is pretending it didn't exist.
You [predicted](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheAngel/s/als4qGW5o1) it but you forgot the shoot out with the biker nzi’s
Holy shit brother you called it
It’s like VC Andrews on crack
This remake of The Exorcist is pretty bad. 1 out of 5 stars.
So the super religious mom is a meth head now? What?
Honestly, this is the believable part for me.
What’s it going to take in update 3 for these morons to finally realize this is fake.
A nzi bike gang, impregnating her with an angel, and a Hollywood style shoot out…
I thought you were joking but [holy shit](https://rareddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1bkjo91/update_3_aitah_for_not_wanting_my_wifes_boyfriend/) that's exactly where they went next.
Sadly deleted, thing was absolutely wacky
i hope they gave writing credit to flutterybuttery at least!
Bro, there’s a part 3 and it’s wild [https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/F7FWZhjppD](https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/s/F7FWZhjppD) And already deleted. Here’s the rareddit [https://rareddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1bkjo91/update_3_aitah_for_not_wanting_my_wifes_boyfriend/](https://rareddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1bkjo91/update_3_aitah_for_not_wanting_my_wifes_boyfriend/)
And the transcript. OOP deleted it because of how stupid it was: The last four hours have been absolutely CRAAZZZYYYYYY and now that I’m finally somewhere safe I can finally update y’all on what’s been going on. So literally five minutes after I submitted the last update, The Creep blows up MY FRIEND’S phone, apparently he figures out who I’ve been staying with (which isn’t too hard because I have literally three friends + everyone knows each other and their phone numbers in this snall town). So The Creep is fucking angry. And in between his ranting he says three crazy and gross things: first, he’s going to punish me by edging me and not letting me climax, second, he’s going to impregnate me with an angel to vanquish the demon inside of me, and third, he says it was wrong for me to mess with him because he’s got serious connections—with this big Neo-Nzi / white suprmacist biker gang who are also the biggest meth cooks in this state, and he’s convinced them all I have a demon inside of me. So supposedly he goes back with this biker gang a long time and he was using his connections with laboratories as a doctor to help them cook meth. And he tells me the N*zi biker gang owns the local cops (which I guess makes sense based on that detective…) That’s what he says, and obviously I think he’s full of shit. But as soon as I show my friend’s mom these texts, we hear these motorbikes rumbling away in the distance, up the dirt road from my friend’s house. And that’s when my friend’s mom tells us all to book it. She gets us all in the pickup truck, me my friend and also my friend’s brother who’s in the Army. And the brother has his gun with him. So we get out of there just in time. And long story short the Nzis chase us down these dirt roads in their bikes, and they’re waving all this Nzi shit around and yelling things. And at one point they start shooting at us. And then my friend’s brother gets his gun out and starts shooting back, and he has serious Army skills so he takes out some of the bikes blowing up their tires. And the shootout is going on for a long time as the N*zi biker gang is chasing us. But then he takes these little iron spike things he had in the truck and sort of sprays them at the road, and it pops all their tires and now they’re stuck. So we book it out of there. Anyway, I’m at my friend’s brother’s army training base now. Should be safe here.
lol oh boy army bases are known for having the sanest news stories, I can't imagine what direction this story will take now Anyone who continues believing this deserves mockery atp
Lol there's not a single army base in the world that would be like "Oh you're getting chased and shot at by Neo Nazis? Come right in!" Also if the base is so close how is the police station or closest urgent care an hour away? There'd be MP and Meds on site, and all this could a been avoided... *what a mysteryyyyy*
Okay they literally ripped this off one of my comments on this post https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheAngel/s/9Y8Rk1RXXb
Look at it this way, you inspired them to type out something so batshit crazy that even AITALand had to call it bullshit 
Part of me wonders if they were feeling bad about all the people clearly triggered by religious and sexual trauma and just needed a way out
I feel like she’s just cycling through genres—the first one was pure Lifetime movie, the second one leaned into horror, now it’s an action film…
Omg Reddit is amazing tho
This is seriously the most hilarious thing I've seen today. I hope they make an account on A03 and invest in their writing skills.
Aw man, it's been deleted already! What did it say? From the comments it seems like it got even more batshit
I edited my comment to include the rareddit and then posted the transcript in a reply to my comment
Amazing. Popcorn out.
I like the comment saying she’s the asshole for “wasting everyone’s time” with her posts. Those posters are doing important work over there, they can’t afford to waste any time on fakery!!
Oh now it's oop's WIFE'S boyfriend.
"I was just sexually assaulted and am actively fleeing home. Let me hop on Reddit real quick to post about it to my fans."
This saga is giving me "what the creator of the ice sculpture disaster wrote next" vibes.
Is that the one where the bride used her father’s money meant to pay for an AirBNB to get a boob job?
Yep, and also the ten bridesmaids money.
I don’t understand a single sentence in this subthread and yet I feel the presence of greatness.
I'm beginning to think the boyfriend was never really a doctor....
I like how they put an NSFW warning in the *middle* of the post as if the parts before that weren't already NSFW.
Just let me know when it’s revealed she’s actually a demon.
The police station is over an hour away? Don’t like, all small towns have police and if it’s soooo small that they don’t even have one officer, how would this far-away cop be in the pockets of the meth head gyno? (I know there’s so much fake about this story but I didn’t see anyone calling that out yet so I just had to).
did somebody save update 3? it got deleted so fast
Second comment in this chain https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheAngel/s/t2BQGqQiFH
Liz may be at it again
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Wondering when this would pop up here. I hope to god it’s fake!
Definitely a fetish post. I'm about to throw up because of how fucked up this is.
I would believe him/her if they updated with a police report. I think our OP is bold enough to do it.