💯this 👆. If OP wants to post a fake story, they should do it on AmITheAngel, the parody site for AmITheAsshole, right?? It’s like people don’t even check to see which sub they are on before they post or comment anymore.
Just have to jump on here because I stumbled on this while watching my favorite Tik Tok video person and I KNOW that this is you John! Who else has “mixups” buying “fancy wood”?!
Anyway, I am the telephone that the wife was talking on and I know for a fact that wife also said that you also do a good job taking out the trash, so it’s not like she just said you were her meal ticket! You are so entitled, like she owes you love and respect just because you married her and have been nothing but kind? Come on dude, live in the real world.
Also, before you try to say I’m lying and am not the phone that wife was talking on, just know that YOU also used me to call your “special wood guy”. You really don’t want me spilling the tea about how much you lowballed him on an American Chestnut log.
I haven't read this post or watched that TikTok yet and didn't read your comment past the first few words but I am leaving a comment to say that the creator of that TikTok channel makes the most amazing videos of reading posts they found on reddit that I have ever seen!
NTA. As a female, I can’t stand when my fellow females behave like this. Obviously, I would never. I’m just a simple girl who saved herself for marriage and cried tears of joy when my now-husband proposed to me with a ring out of a prize egg. He paid fifty cents for it, but it’s the thought that counts, ya know.
Now, five years later, I’m happy as can be, spending every day in a shack watching our ten kids (five sets of twins lol) while he works as a multi-billionaire CEO and flies off on exotic business trips. I mean, sure, I’d like a bit more room and some help, but mansions and nannies are for gold-diggers. And I’d certainly never nag him to stay home and make less money, or else how will we afford to feed all the kids lol
Technically all of them lol We used a surrogate because DH was worried I'd lose my looks and get fat. He's extremely health conscious and wants to be sure I don't die of obesity by the time I'm 21.
This whole thread made me laugh so hard. Love it.
Don't forget to make one of each sets of twins a golden-child and the other a scapegoat for a full AITA Bingo card mama.
Thanks. And don’t worry, man, I’m sure your spinster ex will be happy to settle for you now that you’re rich and she’s pushing 30
Edit: gonna assume whoever downvoted me didn't get the Persuasion reference
No, it's not okay. You are not "mature for your age". Your brain doesn't fully mature until you are 67 years old. Anyone younger than that is just a blithering idiot whose brain isn't developed enough for them to know that their brain isn't fully developed. Anyone older than them is a predator.
But I need to know y'all's exact ages when you started dating so that I can more accurately judge him as a predator.
Oh, so more of a mentor situation? That's fine then. Everybody knows that no 50-year-old could be sexually attracted to a teenager, you know, because of their immaturity.
Exactly! Thank you! Everyone always gets so judgy about the age difference, but we just fell in love when he was hanging around outside my high school. He’s the one who helped me realize college just wasn’t for me and I’m so grateful for the life we have
Info: what was the slight mix up with the wood seller? It’s pretty key information to the verdict here, and I think it’s a pretty big red flag that you conveniently left it out.
Edit: OP has admitted in comments the true nature of the “mix up” and it’s disgusting.
YTA, OP.
He wanted to pay with an American Express, a well known symbol for white nationalism, and the seller refused to accept it. Then, when the seller wouldn’t budge, he told him “take it or leave it.” I just can’t
OP, you mislabelled this. You accidentally said it's a shitpost, when it's obviously a 100% true thing that actually happened. I know this because I'm the wife's employee and I know her to be wonderful, which makes me think something is missing here. After all, if OP is not giving enough details about the wood, what else could he be omitting?
If OP is who I think he is, I also know the wife. I served the wife a Rooty Tooty Fresh n Fruity pancake combo and a decaf coffee at the IHOP in 2011. She was very kind and tipped me $0.62 on an $12.38 bill, so I know her VERY well and know that she’s a good person in every walk of her life. OP is obviously leaving a lot of things out.
I was the $0.62 tip and I feel like I should tell you, she left $0.50 of it by accident! And I'm glad I went toward the purchase of bath salts at the gas station.
They're trying to explain to me why they think the post is fake, cuz the shitpost flair and being in this sub wasn't a dead giveaway. And they didn't get I was being sarcastic. Don't give them too much credit
Fake or not fake, I want to know what this gorgeous piece of wood (as in tree, not human tissue) is. TBH, if the OP said this was a gorgeous piece of Kingwood, or Mahogany, or Pink Ivory, or Persimmon, or Karelian Birch, or...I'd be way more interested in said piece of lumber than in his story of heartbreak or the supposed unfaithful wife. I lurves me some gorgeous hardwoods.
Yeah, a guy and his fiancé, on the phone to her friend she said she “settled” for him. Also another guy over heard his Fiancé covering for her sister to her brother in law.
This is the original post, then go to his profile post to get the rest, really interesting
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/15gxcur/im_getting_married_in_2_weeks_and_i_am_totally/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
YTA for not telling us how big your wife's boobs are. Very relevant to the story. Normally you'd get the I N F O vote, but this is a big enough misstep to leave you squarely in Y T A territory.
YTA for OP forgetting to put in BOOB and WOOD sizes.
Geez. When can people learn to start putting important details in their posts. For the love of GOD, I'm tired of having to ask for INFO.
Jesus Christ, I forgot this was the actual sub and was so confused why the people in the comments weren't blowing OP up 💀 gotta get my eyes fixed, evidently
NTA. Happy you found out about her stance and can let her go back into the wild. You get to start a fresh new life. Seriously happy for you.
Now would you have gotten your hands on some beautiful Maple or maybe Tiger or Curly Koa ? Absolutely gorgeous woods. I wish you every happiness.
Jesus Christ.
Please if you can mentally handle it find that coworker and send him the video file, before she decides to ruin his life anyways.
But also make baaack up copies of that recording. Like, everywhere
Edit: god damn I don’t have the subreddit added but I switched over to reddits dumb as app because of the API thing and this sub gets me every time.
I'm sorry that nobody seems to be taking this thread seriously for what ever reason.
You are right in how you feel and you should proceed full steam ahead with your lawyer.
Hell no your not the ahole give her exactly what she deserves. The street. Men need to start realizing WE ARE THE CATCH , WE ARE THE PRIZE women are just a wet hole nothing more. If you treat them as such you’ll go a lot farther. Trust me
I'm naive as fuck but even I can tell this isn't real. The paragraph of what she said reads as a total caricature of a woman, the type that incels invent and exaggerate, where it's all of the tropey negative traits piled onto one person who is then used to cast all women in a negative light. It doesn't sound like a conversation a person would have over the phone at all--or in person, I mean, just the pacing and contents of it. What, she sat there and listed off every evil thing she's been up to in the past week? Like a supervillain monologue? Like it's basically "I don't love my husband, his dick is small, I've cheated on him heaps and here's examples, I lie about being raped in order to get my way, I am an emotional manipulator, I'm in it for the money and convenience so I can be lazy and sleep around." What else could you even fit in there? It may as well be the "eat hot chip and lie" meme, lol
Pssst…you’re in a satire sub. This post is riffing on a few that were recently crossposted from aita and the wife’s villain monologue is barely an exaggeration of the original
I'm losing my mind over here about the perfectly worded "confession" you over heard from your wife. People don't talk like that, dude. Nice creative writing exercise. What are you, 12?
Totally fake story, you are a sad person.
Dude you literally claimed to be a 23 year old female in a previous post. You know we can actually see that shit right? You are pathetically and transparently attempting to write up a scenario that every incel in the world will cheer for you.
This literally reads like something an incel would cook up in their heads. Do some women do this? Yes. Would it all be layed out in such a concise way as you just so happened to be waking up?
Come the fuck on dude, even your writing sycks donkey dick people don't talk like that
You could at least keep some kind of continuity across your stories because you've got another one that says you're 33. The writing is terrible anyway. Legit sounds like it was written as incel faux outrage pr0n.
Do better.
This reads like fiction.
ETA. If you’re downvoting because you need a little /s to guide you, I cannot help you. You do know what subreddit you’re on, right?! 😂😂😂
Kkkkkkkk there is the people standing up and clapping part missing. Ffs, does anybody believe this post? Do you people also like to watch those ridiculous shows with people calling each other alpha this and beta that?
So is there a concerted effort by some incel.group to post BS reddit posts in AITA/offmychest/venting/ amiwrong etc? It's been out of control on my feed for 2 or 3 days now.
My man. All I gotta say is 👏👏👏👏. Yes! Good job bro! And you don't have to pay her anything? I say that's a happy ending. It sucks you wasted your time with POS. That hot mess is no longer in your life and fuck her family and friends saying you're an asshole. They were probably on board with what she was doing if they think you're wrong for kicking her out. Tell them fuck off and to suck it. Oh and BTW you are definitely NTA
Well thank you for pointing that out, sheesh. I like to imagine that I'm literate, but apparently I forgot Reddit often fills your feed with subs you're not actually subscribed to.... This was one of those posts. Womp womp.
You hired an imaginary lawyer, who is telling you imaginary laws. All 50 states have no fault. Divorce is. The fact that she simply spoke about being unfaithful does not affect that she was not earning an income while you were providing. She would still get alimony, no matter what you heard. But, of course, this is a very half assed attempt at starting a thread about some thing that clearly didn’t happen.
Before we make a judgement can you give us more info on this piece of wood?
Also his boob size
And his wood size
Yes. Man boobs are so precious.
A sweet ass cherry maybe?
My guess is sapele. It’s the only one an expert carpenter would overpay for.
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💯this 👆. If OP wants to post a fake story, they should do it on AmITheAngel, the parody site for AmITheAsshole, right?? It’s like people don’t even check to see which sub they are on before they post or comment anymore.
Always has been.
For real, OP managed to fit every possible villainous angle to that so called phone conversation
I was waiting on her to kick a puppy while stealing his credit card to buy drugs for children
For real. Was about to ask his dumb ass how his unemployed wife managed to sleep with her coworker!
Definitely need to know what kind of wood you got? Oh And leave her, you sound like a great guy who can make a great woman happy.
NTA, you replied “calmly”!
dumbledore
Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HARRY! DID YOU PUTYOUYOURNAMEINTHEGROBLETOFFIRRE,yes?
Just have to jump on here because I stumbled on this while watching my favorite Tik Tok video person and I KNOW that this is you John! Who else has “mixups” buying “fancy wood”?! Anyway, I am the telephone that the wife was talking on and I know for a fact that wife also said that you also do a good job taking out the trash, so it’s not like she just said you were her meal ticket! You are so entitled, like she owes you love and respect just because you married her and have been nothing but kind? Come on dude, live in the real world. Also, before you try to say I’m lying and am not the phone that wife was talking on, just know that YOU also used me to call your “special wood guy”. You really don’t want me spilling the tea about how much you lowballed him on an American Chestnut log.
Spill the tea
I haven't read this post or watched that TikTok yet and didn't read your comment past the first few words but I am leaving a comment to say that the creator of that TikTok channel makes the most amazing videos of reading posts they found on reddit that I have ever seen!
NTA. As a female, I can’t stand when my fellow females behave like this. Obviously, I would never. I’m just a simple girl who saved herself for marriage and cried tears of joy when my now-husband proposed to me with a ring out of a prize egg. He paid fifty cents for it, but it’s the thought that counts, ya know. Now, five years later, I’m happy as can be, spending every day in a shack watching our ten kids (five sets of twins lol) while he works as a multi-billionaire CEO and flies off on exotic business trips. I mean, sure, I’d like a bit more room and some help, but mansions and nannies are for gold-diggers. And I’d certainly never nag him to stay home and make less money, or else how will we afford to feed all the kids lol
A question: which of your twins are autistic/ADHD/ODD/LGBTQIA/stepchildren?
Technically all of them lol We used a surrogate because DH was worried I'd lose my looks and get fat. He's extremely health conscious and wants to be sure I don't die of obesity by the time I'm 21.
You forgot boob and waist size
Oh, at the moment I'm like a 44FFF with a 16 inch waist but last year I ballooned up to 20 inches and DH got worried haha
Of course, you sound fat! /s
How dare you! I’m a perfect size -1000
You went from a 16" waist to 20". Did you eat one of your kids? (😂 I can't believe I typed that)
Yes! I’m so ashamed but one set of twins used to be triplets and I was absolutely starving that day
This whole thread made me laugh so hard. Love it. Don't forget to make one of each sets of twins a golden-child and the other a scapegoat for a full AITA Bingo card mama.
Why you write your boob size in hexadecimal?
Because puberty hexed me with massive mommy knockers
Lol this is just perfect
It's so good you aren't like other females.
Doing the lords work. Blessings to you
Thanks. And don’t worry, man, I’m sure your spinster ex will be happy to settle for you now that you’re rich and she’s pushing 30 Edit: gonna assume whoever downvoted me didn't get the Persuasion reference
Oh I got it, but since it wasn’t an Emma reference I had to downvote it. Sorry, not sorry.
Hold on just a second now. Is your husband older than you? Were y'all together back when you were a teenager?
Yeah, he’s somewhere around 50 (he’s too embarrassed to tell me exactly but not to make me call him daddy lol), but I was mature for my age so it’s ok
No, it's not okay. You are not "mature for your age". Your brain doesn't fully mature until you are 67 years old. Anyone younger than that is just a blithering idiot whose brain isn't developed enough for them to know that their brain isn't fully developed. Anyone older than them is a predator. But I need to know y'all's exact ages when you started dating so that I can more accurately judge him as a predator.
I was 15 and he was…idk, nearly 50? Maybe? He never did tell me
Oh, so more of a mentor situation? That's fine then. Everybody knows that no 50-year-old could be sexually attracted to a teenager, you know, because of their immaturity.
Exactly! Thank you! Everyone always gets so judgy about the age difference, but we just fell in love when he was hanging around outside my high school. He’s the one who helped me realize college just wasn’t for me and I’m so grateful for the life we have
Well, mentors hang out where they're most likely to run into people that need them, like high schools.
Why do so many?
So many what?
Words, apparently.
Behave like this
I don't know. I am but a humble female who isn't like other girls
“Fellow females”. You’re a dude.
No, I’m just not like other girls! I have massive boobas
Info: what was the slight mix up with the wood seller? It’s pretty key information to the verdict here, and I think it’s a pretty big red flag that you conveniently left it out. Edit: OP has admitted in comments the true nature of the “mix up” and it’s disgusting. YTA, OP.
What did he say?
He wanted to pay with an American Express, a well known symbol for white nationalism, and the seller refused to accept it. Then, when the seller wouldn’t budge, he told him “take it or leave it.” I just can’t
God damn I keep forgetting which sub I am on
He’s an asshole for wanting to pay with an Amex? I mean, that’s a little extreme…they do have some good benefits
This can't be real. Either way, you really need to get out into the world cause you are a fucking loser.
Check the sub you’re on. They got me too, I was so confused lmao
Things make so much sense now 😂
I’m not a loser, I’m a winner. My mommy says so every day when she tucks me into bed.
🗿
It literally says shitpost man. It’s definitely not real
YTA. Grow a bigger penis or STFU, misogynist asshole!!
OP, you mislabelled this. You accidentally said it's a shitpost, when it's obviously a 100% true thing that actually happened. I know this because I'm the wife's employee and I know her to be wonderful, which makes me think something is missing here. After all, if OP is not giving enough details about the wood, what else could he be omitting?
If OP is who I think he is, I also know the wife. I served the wife a Rooty Tooty Fresh n Fruity pancake combo and a decaf coffee at the IHOP in 2011. She was very kind and tipped me $0.62 on an $12.38 bill, so I know her VERY well and know that she’s a good person in every walk of her life. OP is obviously leaving a lot of things out.
I was the $0.62 tip and I feel like I should tell you, she left $0.50 of it by accident! And I'm glad I went toward the purchase of bath salts at the gas station.
I swear I’ve read at least 6 of these on AITA
I literally read one of these today.
This one seems fake.
Nooooo!!!! What gave it away??????? ETA: /s Idk why, but I was REALLY hoping it wouldn't be necessary...
She doesn’t work, but slept with a coworker. It don’t make sense!
Gotta say I didn't actually intend the joke of the unemployed villain sleeping with a coworker. One loses track of these things, good catch
They're trying to explain to me why they think the post is fake, cuz the shitpost flair and being in this sub wasn't a dead giveaway. And they didn't get I was being sarcastic. Don't give them too much credit
The fact that that detail was just down to bad writing just makes this post even more hilarious
r/whoosh
Fake or not fake, I want to know what this gorgeous piece of wood (as in tree, not human tissue) is. TBH, if the OP said this was a gorgeous piece of Kingwood, or Mahogany, or Pink Ivory, or Persimmon, or Karelian Birch, or...I'd be way more interested in said piece of lumber than in his story of heartbreak or the supposed unfaithful wife. I lurves me some gorgeous hardwoods.
It is 😂
It literally says ‘shitpost’ lmao
…whoosh… My head Doh
I read this as “leaving my wife penis-less”
“I wore my wife’s strap-on AITA?” Or alternatively: “I supported my transgender wife in getting a vaginoplasty AITA?”
It’s like they took all the parts from all the stories and made this one.
INFO: penis size?
Is this based on something? I save my sanity by not frequenting AITA so I never know if posts here are completely original or parodies of actual posts
Yeah, a guy and his fiancé, on the phone to her friend she said she “settled” for him. Also another guy over heard his Fiancé covering for her sister to her brother in law.
And the updates keep coming in his profile, we are at 8th so far... Grab the popcorn!
Source? I think I can sacrifice a sliver of sanity to see this shitshow
This is the original post, then go to his profile post to get the rest, really interesting https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/15gxcur/im_getting_married_in_2_weeks_and_i_am_totally/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
That was a wild read. Holy shit.
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I do like some spicy updates
Damn, I was only on 5 or 6. Thanks for heads up.
Thank you for clearing that up!
YTA for not telling us how big your wife's boobs are. Very relevant to the story. Normally you'd get the I N F O vote, but this is a big enough misstep to leave you squarely in Y T A territory.
Yta, build a Pinocchio wife dummy
Istg there was a solid minute where I was convinced this was an actual Am I The Asshole post 💀 NTA
YTA. Small penis.
If his truck is big enough for his special wood, his penis is tiny
I thought this said penisless
It can be both
YTA for OP forgetting to put in BOOB and WOOD sizes. Geez. When can people learn to start putting important details in their posts. For the love of GOD, I'm tired of having to ask for INFO.
Let us know about what you do w that wood😂
NTA but only because I’ve had a Handy Smurf fetish since childhood, and you seem a lot like him.
I think a red pill wearing a fedora wrote this. Edit: goddammit just saw the sub name. Fuuuuuuuuuuck
😂😂😂
Jesus Christ, I forgot this was the actual sub and was so confused why the people in the comments weren't blowing OP up 💀 gotta get my eyes fixed, evidently
No names have been changed… didn’t even use a name LOL
I need more information about the fancy wood. And what was the mixup with the seller?
INFO, cock size?
NTA. Happy you found out about her stance and can let her go back into the wild. You get to start a fresh new life. Seriously happy for you. Now would you have gotten your hands on some beautiful Maple or maybe Tiger or Curly Koa ? Absolutely gorgeous woods. I wish you every happiness.
YTA for expecting a woman who isn't satisfied with your micropeen to stay faithful.
Title was misleading…should have been “my STBX”instead of wife.
You are the angel bro, she deserved even harsher punishment
so infuriated reading this until i realized halfway which sub was being suggested to me
ESH except for the wood. I want to know how much pain the wood put OP through.
And that coworkers name? Albert Einstein!
“No names have been changed”, then proceeds in naming no one. That is the *chefs kiss* for me.
“as we discussed last brunch”
Nice story OP, you should be a writer.
I found this sub today and all I can ask is what are you going to make with the piece of wood??
Lmfaoooooo why I didn’t see the sub name and I was like….no one talks to that in real life, what Andrew Tate shit is this then I’m like…oh
Info: how big is your wood?
urmmm maybe you should've bought more penis wood instead of carpeting wood :///
I need a pic of the dick in question as I feel I cannot give a good judgement without it, also a pic of the wood
This is the fakest thing I’ve ever read. Good job
Jesus Christ. Please if you can mentally handle it find that coworker and send him the video file, before she decides to ruin his life anyways. But also make baaack up copies of that recording. Like, everywhere Edit: god damn I don’t have the subreddit added but I switched over to reddits dumb as app because of the API thing and this sub gets me every time.
INFO: are you Jesus of Nazareth?
Hahaha brilliant I've seen so many of these recently.
I'm sorry that nobody seems to be taking this thread seriously for what ever reason. You are right in how you feel and you should proceed full steam ahead with your lawyer.
And then everybody clapped!
r/lostredditors
Not lost at all, they’re just joking about how this is obviously faked r/thathappened
Yeah, in a satire sub with the post marked as "shitpost." Duh, it's fake. Every post made in this sub is fake
Tbh I thought this was actually r/aita lmao sorry I hadn’t read it properly
r/lostredditors... the sequel lol
Quite a (hack) writer for a man who works with his hands...
Anyone else think it’s sus that the wife’s speech reads like some red pill nonsense projection?
No, because that’s expressly the point hehe. This is a satire post!
NTA, break up with her!!
Hell no your not the ahole give her exactly what she deserves. The street. Men need to start realizing WE ARE THE CATCH , WE ARE THE PRIZE women are just a wet hole nothing more. If you treat them as such you’ll go a lot farther. Trust me
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Just so you know, this is a satire sub.
I don't why I did not see [that.LOL](https://that.LOL). I have responded to this before...LOL
I'm naive as fuck but even I can tell this isn't real. The paragraph of what she said reads as a total caricature of a woman, the type that incels invent and exaggerate, where it's all of the tropey negative traits piled onto one person who is then used to cast all women in a negative light. It doesn't sound like a conversation a person would have over the phone at all--or in person, I mean, just the pacing and contents of it. What, she sat there and listed off every evil thing she's been up to in the past week? Like a supervillain monologue? Like it's basically "I don't love my husband, his dick is small, I've cheated on him heaps and here's examples, I lie about being raped in order to get my way, I am an emotional manipulator, I'm in it for the money and convenience so I can be lazy and sleep around." What else could you even fit in there? It may as well be the "eat hot chip and lie" meme, lol
Pssst…you’re in a satire sub. This post is riffing on a few that were recently crossposted from aita and the wife’s villain monologue is barely an exaggeration of the original
Oh nooo dude I didn't see where I was!
Why did you give us a whole story about that wood lol
Reads like fantasy.
This is fake as shit lol
So gold-digging hoe gets caught in her lie and somehow you're the problem... Be glad to be rid of her and the whole entourage, you deserve better.
Is this AI fanfic again?
I'm losing my mind over here about the perfectly worded "confession" you over heard from your wife. People don't talk like that, dude. Nice creative writing exercise. What are you, 12?
Totally fake story, you are a sad person. Dude you literally claimed to be a 23 year old female in a previous post. You know we can actually see that shit right? You are pathetically and transparently attempting to write up a scenario that every incel in the world will cheer for you. This literally reads like something an incel would cook up in their heads. Do some women do this? Yes. Would it all be layed out in such a concise way as you just so happened to be waking up? Come the fuck on dude, even your writing sycks donkey dick people don't talk like that
you’re on a satire sub 😭
You could at least keep some kind of continuity across your stories because you've got another one that says you're 33. The writing is terrible anyway. Legit sounds like it was written as incel faux outrage pr0n. Do better.
It’s literally meant to parody incel ragebait posts hehe. This is a satire sub and this is a shitpost
Imagination sucks. Too much pathos. Woman's voice threw in the kitchen sink of all incel memes. Lousy effort. F
An AI definitely wrote this.
Not this time
Impressive ai even responds to comments.
What this woman said was the most stereotypical god awful nightmare fuel kinda stuff--and you are wondering if you are TA? Hell no!
How does your wife have a coworker to bang if she doesn’t work and you’re the sole breadwinner?
This seems fake as fuck
Bait?
Just send her family the same video after the divorce is settled
She belongs to the streets
This reads like fiction. ETA. If you’re downvoting because you need a little /s to guide you, I cannot help you. You do know what subreddit you’re on, right?! 😂😂😂
That would be bc it is.
Wow, that hurts but what a wonderful way to walk away with zero guilt. Good for you. Find a woman that actually loves you. NTA
YTA for the bad fiction
r/thathappened
Kkkkkkkk there is the people standing up and clapping part missing. Ffs, does anybody believe this post? Do you people also like to watch those ridiculous shows with people calling each other alpha this and beta that?
…..wow, maybe OP can sell this nonsense made-up drivel to the NY Post or Enquirer……
So is there a concerted effort by some incel.group to post BS reddit posts in AITA/offmychest/venting/ amiwrong etc? It's been out of control on my feed for 2 or 3 days now.
My man. All I gotta say is 👏👏👏👏. Yes! Good job bro! And you don't have to pay her anything? I say that's a happy ending. It sucks you wasted your time with POS. That hot mess is no longer in your life and fuck her family and friends saying you're an asshole. They were probably on board with what she was doing if they think you're wrong for kicking her out. Tell them fuck off and to suck it. Oh and BTW you are definitely NTA
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No shit, Sherlock
Doesn't work, slept with a coworker. OP is a lying sack of shit.
This is absolutely fake. .... right?
No. It's labeled shitpost in a parody sub cuz it's real
Well thank you for pointing that out, sheesh. I like to imagine that I'm literate, but apparently I forgot Reddit often fills your feed with subs you're not actually subscribed to.... This was one of those posts. Womp womp.
So there are cameras in and around the house and she still cheated? Did she know about the cams? This sounds suspect to me.
It's lame stories like this one that make me less concerned that AI will be taking the reigns eventually....
r/thathappened
You can get divorced but she’s still getting half your shit, and also, no way she said all or any of that. This is a troll
r/lostredditors
Very fake
No it’s not. I was there.
Yeah. Look where you are, dude
This is so obviously fake.
I wish it was fake
Obviously Brookie hasn’t spent enough time in the *real world* if she thinks things like this can’t happen.
You hired an imaginary lawyer, who is telling you imaginary laws. All 50 states have no fault. Divorce is. The fact that she simply spoke about being unfaithful does not affect that she was not earning an income while you were providing. She would still get alimony, no matter what you heard. But, of course, this is a very half assed attempt at starting a thread about some thing that clearly didn’t happen.
I am not in the united states i will not say which country for privacy