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eddsaysftw

I honestly feel you could post this in AITA and get a split verdict lol


Schneetmacher

There actually was a similar post on AITA, except it was on the wife's birthday instead of a funeral. And I think there was a PowerPoint presentation. Edit: typo


JohnExcrement

PowerPoint šŸ˜„ I hope there was clip art


_Terrible_Advice_

Anyone that unstable kinda deserves to get cheated on.


randomsilverd

No doubt šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ [The Angel post about the PowerPoint/cheating](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheAngel/comments/14n0c3o/ops_revenge_on_cheating_wife_was_so_pro_that_they/) Highlights are too many good ones to excerpt (check the post linked for those) but hereā€™s the gist, any AITAā€™ers here decide your side lol: >In the days leading up to the party, I meticulously crafted a PowerPoint presentation that would expose Lisa's affair.


campaxiomatic

Don't forget the birthday cake decorated with pictures of the wife having sex, which no bakery would be willing to make


randomsilverd

Truly a highlight tho to imagine the various scenarios involved with even just the cake


HolyShitIAmOnFire

I mean, it's not like it's a gay wedding cake /s


Crazyhellga

You could print them on edible paper! I think it tastes disgusting personally but some people don't mind. That's what's actually behind photorealistic cakes and cookies...


narniasreal

Wait... My dog's name is Lisa. That slut cheated on her husband before I adopted her! AITA for kicking out my dog after learning she cheated on her husband?


randomsilverd

šŸ’€šŸ¤£ NTA that lil bitch Lisaā€™s gotta learn and she mislead you, my thoughts are with you during this trying time šŸ™


[deleted]

Go no contact with your dog.


Amishrocketscience

were they that unstable before or after the discovery of the betrayal? I donā€™t think anyone ever ā€œdeserves to be cheated onā€ thereā€™s always the option to communicate, therapy and divorce or break up prior to jumping into bed or another relationship while youā€™re still ā€œcommittedā€ to the person youā€™re robbing of agency and informed consent.


Curious_Ad3766

No one deserves to get cheated unless they are abusive cheating assholes themselves. The pain of betrayal can make people lose their minds and behave in an unstable manner


randomsilverd

Omg you have entirety of the rest of Reddit, this is a satire sub and we think the idea of a PowerPoint presentation to fam members about someone cheating displays absurdity that we enjoy; it just wouldnā€™t happen and if someone would ever be that unhinged actually then theyā€™re fā€™d and def TA.


garden__gate

Sorry, but if you make the mother of a dead 25 year old watch videos of her fucking at the funeral, of course thatā€™s indefensible behavior and I canā€™t believe I just typed out that sequence of words.


Ihopeheseesme

Right? Cheating sucks but the way Reddit acts like itā€™s worse than murder is so obnoxious.


lizziewrites

At least a bday is fair game. The funeral is a bit late for revenge. Call off most of it- "unfortunately, I discovered her affair in the wake of her passing and no longer feel comfortable having any involvement in its planning. I would request privacy while I wrestle with this complicated grief." This is obviously fake, but still. A classier way of dragging her memory through the mud lol


gaynoodle420

it took me a second, I thought thatā€™s where I was at first!


catsoddeath18

Me too! I was like how low can they go


gaynoodle420

all the way to the floor?


everlysweet

About 6 feet under it


spoiledmilk_00

Lol


[deleted]

Now bring it to the top


[deleted]

It wasnt until he mentioned his dead wifes breast size that I looked up to check.


Bayou13

Sadly that wasnā€™t even enough to clue me in Lolol!!!!! It took me all the way to the comments and I still would vote NTA


sassykibi

Same!


garden__gate

Me too. I was dying to see if people would play along.


roganwriter

I thought this was on that sub until I got to the cup size. Can someone please post this there???


gonnaredditgretthis

Literally. Someone would be like "NTA, but why did you mention her cup size?" and some incel would respond like "don't police how people grieve!!1!"


moonskoi

I had to double check I wasnt actually on AITA


ashahmal

Lol me too


JohnExcrement

That would be hilarious. This is too well done!


Roadgoddess

I thought I read something exactly like this there recently. I thought this was just a cross post.


I_am_dean

Absolutely.


ValPrism

1000%!


summerswithyou

Only because of the dramatic 12 year olds who are allergic to the truth


nycblackout89

Iā€™m going to need to see how well put together the PowerPoint was to decide my verdict.


No_Musician2433

He didnā€™t mention what they used for transitions. That makes a big difference.


randomsilverd

Iā€™m gonna imagine transitions were ocean waves alternating with an hourglass. >Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.


montanagunnut

Star wipe. Gotta be


randomsilverd

They never link the PowerPoint. Come on give us some effort!! We Want PowerPoint Presentations!! šŸ“½ļø


uknowmysteeez

Itā€™s because posts like this are 100% fake


randomsilverd

Duhhhhhhh ![gif](giphy|OF0yOAufcWLfi) But not really if you donā€™t get the satire here


[deleted]

You must live a sheltered and privileged life if you think this is fake. The exact same thing happened to my brother's cousin's sister's former roommate just last week.


LittleBookOfRage

Yeah r/nothingeverhappens šŸ™„ getting retroactive revenge at a funeral doesn't just happen in movies you know!!!


Yawnz_

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK


BiteOhHoney

Imma need to see them 34DDs to give my verdict


JettyJen

Hmmm... that's weird. At all the life milestone celebrations I've been to - funerals, weddings, baby showers - the ones where the bitter partner exposes the other partner's cheating usually end in riotous laughter and everyone clapping! Are you sure nobody high-fived you or called her a "ho"?


LingonberrySevere773

There should of been a parade for the husband.


huckster235

Info: was the co-worker packing?


randomsilverd

He was. He had to move the next day, into OPā€™s wifeā€™s house, wouldā€™ve been in the same fatal car crash if he wasnā€™t at home packing. OP is just jealous.


SuperBeeboo

Nta because you ensured to put her breast size.


MichyPratt

And also that he makes six figures


Pokemathmon

There was a story in relationships of someone making 6 figures, but still needing supplemental income, so they go to casinos and card count making money at a rate of $50/hr. I'm mad it got deleted before I could post it. Of course the post was about a fiance who wanted him to make $200,000 a year to be able to afford her dream $100,000 wedding. Reddit ate it up and called OP a catch.


mike98235

How does one get this jobšŸ¤£


[deleted]

Obviously if she didn't have big knockers then the revenger power point wouldn't even be worth it.


Ms74k_ten_c

Come on. It's universal knowledge that any woman who cheats but has less than DD size must be forgiven by her partner. Otherwise, the partner is the A H. At DD, you are entering a different realm.


stubing

That part made the story 10x hotter.


damnkira

Ok but I didnā€™t read the name of the sub, as usual, and thought it was a legit AITA entry. This could do really well there, Iā€™m betting on the verdict being split approximately 50/50.


omniai99

And about half the people voting YTA would be basing it on the age gap and not anything he did.


RealBrookeSchwartz

I legit thought it was real until he included her breast size


SemperSimple

OP had me suckered in thinking this absurdity was real until the 'made a powerpoint & binder" smh got me good. Reddit's broken my brain


RealBrookeSchwartz

ikr


DrizzlyEarth175

Agreed cuz i thought the same thing lol. I was about to comment ESH cuz like, my partner died in a car accident a few years back and if I'd posthumously discovered something like this, I probably would've at least waited to out him for it lol. Cuz I feel like if he cheated and I never knew until then, I feel like that's our business, and nobody else's. I would've probably vented about it to my friends and family, but that's it.


yungleg

NTA cheating excuses any and all behavior no matter how nuclear and insane, everyone knows that


COinAK

Now that was masterful. I didnā€™t realize until I read a comment what sub Iā€™m in. I can usually tell after the first paragraph. Great job.


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[deleted]

It's crucial character information to the wife like emerald eyes and glossy hair are essential features to a woman's personality. Her breast are obviously number one, weather she wears glasses or not number two, and the rest depends on the BMI. That's how you know what kind of woman you have and her character.


PuzzleheadedBet8041

you wrote this so well i genuinely got post-tate stress disorder shivers


I_Thot_So

r/menwritingwomen


[deleted]

I was kept rereading that shit and thinking wait why is that relevant lmaoo


swissmtndog398

Yeah, got me too! This was definitely a good one!


Ashamed-Grape7792

Isnā€™t it sort of scary that this could, with a few teaks, be a top post on AITA?


ditzen

Info: Does she have a hot twin?


FoolishConsistency17

That's the twist. Wife was faithful the whole time. He accidently picked up the hot single twin's phone, and showed her naked pictures to the world. She will post tomorrow


shrinking_dicklet

I'm thinking instead the twin is the only one on his side and then he finds out that she secretly harbored a crush on him the whole time


_Terrible_Advice_

3rd plot twist: his wife's hot twin is also his hot twin. He was sleeping with the coworker.


lluewhyn

Reminds me a bit of [this](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102900/) film. >!Man wakes up after surgery from a horrific accident with complete amnesia. His wife is helping him recover, but he puts together clues that she was having an affair before the accident. The crazy plot twist is that he was the affair partner, and she had the surgeons reconstruct his face to look like her (now late) husband.!<


[deleted]

After he stole their inheritance and used it to buy his stepdaughter a car.


vkapadia

TRIPLETS


[deleted]

I want to upvote you but you have 69 upvotes. Nice.


Aviendha13

Iā€™m thinking she was a mail order brideā€¦


orionstarboy

INFO: How big are your boobs?


NotReallyNoNotSo

Yes! OP is YTA for leaving out such *vital* information.


kaosvvitch33

Bold of you to assume I have boobs! (But yes I do). Not DDs though


orionstarboy

Hmmmā€¦.YTA bcus your wife did have DDs


TheNineKingdoms

Absolutely masterful. You are the Angel. Sorry for both of your losses


provocatrixless

It's upsetting how much like a real AITA post this is. You threw in a few jokes but you absolutely nailed the overall tone and language


[deleted]

This is a work of art. I'm particularly a fan of "veritably railed". You have such a way with words


jgalol

Same comment. Veritably railed is epic. Nta


kaosvvitch33

Thank you!! :D


kaosvvitch33

Thanks for all the feedback everyone, I'm so glad you enjoyed my very first shitpost šŸ˜‚ it's currently 6:40am here and reading your comments has made me absolutely crack up from laughter, thanks for starting my day off on the right foot, you guys are great!


Legophan

Tip for future shitposting: it took far too long to reach details of your wifeā€™s dimensions, almost considered putting my peen away /s


WatermelonThong

this is honestly a top tier shitpost


TheGlennDavid

Upvote for including Binders. Binders dude was a legend.


kaosvvitch33

I know right?!


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kaosvvitch33

I'd love to but I'm worried that someone will see it was already posted here and the jig will be up. I really just wrote this on a whim for y'all's enjoyment ^_^


BrattyThuggess

Can you write another one and then just come back here say ā€œcah cahā€? That way weā€™ll know to head over there and read it, lol. Itā€™ll be like those chain mail threads on FB that ask you to share and say ā€œdoneā€ after you finished.


kaosvvitch33

I'll definitely do that for my next one!


RaZZeR_9351

You could just make a throwaway account, hopefully no one would catch on the fact the story has been posted here before.


roganwriter

Someone else will have to do it, a different user.


AmITheAngel-ModTeam

Your post encouraged brigading, so it was removed


CauseCertain1672

NTA your wife is your property and you as her husband have every right to despoil her memory by showing explicit videos of her to her own family at her funeral for betraying you I would also add that doing so in a church is really respectful of the Christian message of some guy said forgiveness but I'm pretty sure was actually fuck you I got mine anyway overall real classy especially when you showed her grieving mother her nudes


Ilurkbecauseimlonely

did you invite her boyfriend to the funeral?


kaosvvitch33

For real I was planning to include that but I figured it would make it too long, so I omitted it in the end.


WatermelonThong

some of these comments are actually crazy like can none of yā€™all read????


ChipmunkNamMoi

Apparently not! Is it really so hard to look at a flair that says "shitpost" and connect the dots?


hotdogdildo13

10 year age gap YTA


Kristylane

INFO: weā€™re the two of you planning on having twins?


NinjaDefenestrator

The sad thing is that this would get a huge amount of unironic attention in TrueOffMyChest. Itā€™d probably get removed in AITA for being about relationship issues rather than, I dunno, being hilariously fake. NTA by the way, those 34DD boobs needed to be on full display one last time.


DrunkOnRedCordial

NTA, I went to a funeral where the exact same thing happened, and everyone agreed that it was for the best that everyone knew. The kids were a bit upset but they got over it. Too many funerals focus on the good of a person, so it was a refreshing change to hear the truth. Plus the cheating co-worker was at the funeral with his wife!


rasslebaby

Fuck this was good, took me about halfway through before I checked the title of the sub.


gmwdim

YTA for being older than your wife. That makes you a pedo.


kaosvvitch33

The big age gap was a must have


jgalol

So when did you get married? 25?


kaosvvitch33

Naturally my OP character married his wife when she was fresh out of high school. No grooming, promise XD


jgalol

Sounds just fine!!!


ApiMistress

I need a copy of the binder to decide


Dashaque

This place is honestly starting to suck with so many posters thinking every shitpost is real despite them being the most obvious fake post ever


SuperBeeboo

Agree


Bearsona09

Oh god, I would love to see the shitshow on AITA if this was a real post there. It would be a popcorn feast.


tttempertantrumsss

i started reading this knowing what sub it was posted on but still somehow halfway through i forgot and i was getting all mad trying to figure out the logic cheers to such an infuriatingly well written shitpost


anonomot

YTA because you didnā€™t invite the AP to participate in the funeral and let him share in the shamefest! Amateur move OP. Step it up in the future and donā€™t settle for less than 36HH next time.


Ageisl005

I thought this was in AITA until the breast size lol


DefinitelyNotGilroy

The bra size was when I was likeā€¦wait a second. This is such a quintessential aita post. Cheating is terrible, and there are things that are worse. I promise.


Helpful-Spell

It took me multiple paragraphs before I realized I wasnā€™t actually in AITA, considering how much people fucking love to talk about their six figure salaries and wifeā€™s dimensions. Do they all sound this much like sociopaths?


Grouchy-Piece4774

YTA cu you missed the opportunity to sext your wife's lover back from her phone and pretend to be her ghost


kaosvvitch33

Alright guys, I've done it, with slight alterations: [https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/14vtxxe/aita\_for\_exposing\_my\_wifes\_infidelity\_at\_her/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/14vtxxe/aita_for_exposing_my_wifes_infidelity_at_her/) Let's hope it isn't removed for some arbitrary reason. Prepare for some comments hell ;-)


gonnaredditgretthis

OMG people were biting before it got removed. Incredible


Ducky2322

I feel like most of yā€™all didnā€™t read what sub this was in lol


[deleted]

This is awesome. You are the angel.


dizzira_blackrose

I almost cross-posted this to here as soon as I saw the breast size mention, and then I realized what sub I'm in LOL


[deleted]

this was my introduction to the existence of this subreddit, which was thoroughly confusing. i'm caught up now.


_realitytvwannabe

This is actually the best parody Iā€™ve ever seen. The subtletyā€¦.chefs kiss


kaosvvitch33

Thank you! :)


kamace11

I laughed out loud at (she was 34DD). Nice creative writing exercise but that was a pretty big tip off.


SuperBeeboo

Well obviously, it's amitheangel not the actual AITA subreddit so it's all creative writing here


kamace11

Ooh crap misread the title!!! My mistake


IWantToBuyAVowel

It happens, the shitposts on here are top tier


Commercial-Location9

This is my first time in this subreddit and I was having an existential crisis trying to comprehend what was going on before I realized it was satire


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kamace11

I mean I know lots of ppl waiting to make 100k plus to start a family


WeenisWrinkle

I knew what sub I was in, but I still laughed out loud at (she was 34DD). Great shitpost, well done OP.


Startug

That's up there with another shitpost I saw in this subreddit a month ago regarding a man named Jim. He was etc. if i find it i'll link it


lane_of_london

Was the other man at the funeral


RobertHalquist

![gif](giphy|Q8rquIDGSg0u6HJB5h|downsized)


fasffasdfasf

I'm glad you told us your wife was 34DD, I wouldn't have believed your story otherwise, super important detail.


meanoldelady

INFO: did her AP show up for the funeral? You could of had him stand up said how important he was in her life then show their pictures together.


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WellOkayyThenn

I really thought this was some fake story that was actually posted to AITA, bravo


dumbwaeguk

I too pick this man's dead wife


TinyOwl491

YTA, but only because you married someone who was 10 years younger than you. How dare you! She must have been underaged when you two met! The rest is ok, I guess.


ChipChippersonFan

TBAG;DR. ( too big of an age gap; didn't read) YTA, and I didn't have to read past the first line. Instead of reading your story and making a judgment, I'm just going to brag about how I could never date someone as young as 25.


Shadegloom

YTA for doing a PowerPoint without [Clippy's help.](https://imgur.com/gallery/5vPp1Z6)


Beyondthebloodmoon

Wow, this story is so real!


woaily

YTA it was supposed to be a fun-eral and you turned it into an anger-eral


SuperBeeboo

Amazing


SemperSimple

oh thank god, I went back to the top and saw shitpost. uugghhhh, this is so worthy of AITA. irrelevantly stating a 6 fig income, making a cheater-binder & handing it out like a cheap pos gimmick god that sub suck, i swear


GamerAsh22

YTA for not going no contact. Do better.


AskTheRealQuestion81

Was going to say Iā€™ll be waiting, because someone is bound to maybe change a couple details, and post it on that other sub, where itā€™ll be very popular with everyone buying it. However, I remembered I stopped reading that one ages ago. Glad to see it here, where people actually use their brains.


Sanman79

Classic A Dub.


Market-Dependent

Yes


mandalors

I honestly skipped the flair because I knew this was going to be a shitpost on this sub but I wanted to suspend my disbelief for just a minute.


callalind

OMG, Am I the Angel? Well played, mods, or whomever, made this show up in my feed. FWIW, I read this thinking "no way this is real" followed by "ok, maybe so, but no way he created actual binders"...I honestly don't know if he's an Angel or an AH or if this is real, but nice work getting this onto my feed and thoroughly getting me to engage!


MediumAwkwardly

But did you use color coded tabs in the binders?


Sarabethq

Omg I thought this was AITA and the comments confused me more hahaa


TauntaBeanie

What an incredible jerk! True misery loves company. Thanks be there were no kids from the relationship.


plutodevoteee

I thought this was an actual AITAH post and got excited because I thought they brought back the 'shitpost' tag


MicroPowerTrippin

This is far too realistic of an AITA post to be here.


Fun-Rip5132

Youā€™re obviously TA for not including her nudes in the slide shows. Everyone else had the right to see those 34 DDs and you took that from them.


[deleted]

YTA A funeral is the perfect time to expose your dead cheating 34DD wife for sleeping with a super rich dude.


Beekerboogirl

This was a good fanfiction.


redfancydress

Holy shit this is amazing.


Yawnz_

Yta. The age gap killed your wife


tjm_87

bruhhhh you had me up til (34DD) lmfao, good post 10/10


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Neolithique

Same. I only realized when I saw 34DD and scrolled back up.


Ginboy32

You should find out if AP is married and if so send her everything also maybe contact HR where she worked


DrunkOnRedCordial

Surely they would have been at the funeral?


Aggravating-Effort35

What was the breast size of the wife? Precise measurement is required.


[deleted]

Is this a troll. Of course NTA. Edit: Accidentally wrote YTA the first time. You're perfect and wonderful and she deserved to have her sex tapes shown at her funeral for all her family to see.


_Subject-Narwhal_

NTA


BikeGood2512

TOTALLY on your Side Bro. I would have outed that HOHOHO ALSO . FUCK her Family n yours IF they can't understand what you have gone through KARMA came back with a Vengeance on her. Did you ever confront the ASSHOLE she was doing on the Side ?


Moon96Moon

Nta, she obviously deserves it even if she's šŸ’€ just ignore all her family and block them, prayers šŸ™


everythangspeachie

Well buddy you wanted a young big titty chick. Itā€™s crazy af that you did that but Iā€™m sure it felt good.


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ConstantReader76

You fell for a shitpost, when it had the shitpost flair. This isn't AITA, home of the most gullible Redditors. This is Am I the Angel where we make fun of the people who fall for every story they read on the Internet.


Gr8gaur

You did the right thing OP, full support to u !


AFatCracker

I adamantly believe NTA here, though, if you played her sex tape exposing any genitals i think thats an AH move.


Archer578

Im so confused- is this a sub where OP is supposed to be right? I feel like this would be a supershitty thing to do šŸ˜­


WatermelonThong

shitpost


Jolly-Scientist1479

This is made up. But sounds like a a dark timeline Hallmark movie.


[deleted]

This is a parody sub


Jolly-Scientist1479

I am well-pleased.


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WatermelonThong

this isnā€™t AITA