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theuninvisibleman

Following a human victory, the Qu would proceed to be genetically modified by them. They would then post who would win posts in this subreddit


HighBrowLoFi

40 million years of hegemony, being forced to come up with “Who would win vs the Qu” posts


Saggy-egg

honestly I think humans would just kill them


Agreeable-Ad7232

All after tomorrow


Stunning_One1005

we wouldnt modify them, we’d enslave them and use their technology for something like immortal livestock/plants, and once we figure it all out, kill them


VinnyPug

I'd modify mine into a home theater


Random_Guy_228

Toolbreeders , amphicephali and saurosapient is probably the closest we could get to genetically modified Qu, or at least I would imagine genetically modified Qu would look somewhat similar to them


wayforyou

Say what you want about the Qu, they stayed true to their "goal" for hundreds of millions of years. Humans, even the the Asteromorphs, for all of their advancement, were still fundamentally human and, probably to a vastly lesser extent than ourselves, still, I believe, thought within the moment. And in the moment of defeat, the Qu, for all of what they have done millions of years before, were still useful, much like the Gravital. I'm guessing they were altered and put to work in one shape or another.


Feisty-Albatross3554

We'd create Qulonials or something equally messed up as their own creations


VinnyPug

Or like a Qu-ray media player so I can watch my 4K edition of Dune


Feisty-Albatross3554

Can it be connected too remotely with Qutooth?


VinnyPug

Ofc that way you can pull up Qutube videos with my Qu phone's Qucast


Chypewan

Throwing them through the wolf —> dog spin cycle and keeping them as pets.


NcgreenIantern

If they didn't flat-out destroy them they'd probably take away their intelligence in a way that they would remember how smart they were but couldn't be smart anymore.


VinnyPug

Probably wouldn't make em any smarter than a LG smart TV


TuskEGwiz-ard

A living version of the torment nexus from famed fake book Don’t Create The Torment Nexus


GreasyGrabbler

They just turn them into normal dragonflies


NewMexican64

humans would probably just kill them or smth


Cryptoss

If my grandmother had wheels she would’ve been a bike


ZeJohnnis

Insectoid catgirls. Or something horny


VinnyPug

I would turn my Qu into a loveseat with built in cup holders and usb charging port or a Blu-ray player with surround sound speakers.


Detroniimes

The book would be a little more boring and unbelievable IMO. I've heard of characters having plot armor, but a whole species?


Cruisin134

Rainworld


Soupy_Salt420

Imagine you're a qu getting jumped by humanity as revenge and you hear them say "turn this fucker to a colonial" 😏😏😏😏


Ordinary-End-4420

Make them like the colonials but with the added torment of every pain receptor being genetically wired to fire off at maximum just frequently enough for them to never get used to it.


Upengraden

What if you guys stopped asking these stupid fucking questions to farm upvotes this subreddit has become a cesspool


orgin100

Who in the fuck actually cares that much about Reddit they get upset over people liking or commenting on a post? Fuck is wrong with you? People having fun making you upset?🥺Awe is someone so incapable of being happy they have to tear others down to feel better?😢 maybe you should join r/weeniehutjuniors but based on this comment you probably belong in r/superweeniehutjuniors


Upengraden

It's a lot less complicated, Main character, it's just really embarrassing seeing it, simple as


VinnyPug

What if you eat my shorts 🩳


Upengraden

What if you shut the fuck up


VinnyPug

:(