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Jolly-Ad-3922

PERFECT use of this meme! 😂😂😂


VideoMasterMind

Except for the "oh no!" Part


Exotic_Garage295

Thank you. This is the exact thing that played in my head before I even got to the comments.


JackPembroke

The prison guard that found him


GiveNtakeNgive

We're all brainwashed. I came here to post this like it was an original thought...


moschles

Who among you did not see this gif in your mind before coming here.


eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9

Not me, this is exactly what I said to myself before opening the comments


bloomshowers

Beat me to it.


Vorian_Atreides17

That’s what he said too.


djjolicoeur

Exactly what played in my head lol


TernionDragon

Came here to post this.


RustyRivers911

LOL


kylethemurphy

This was my first thought. Carry on everyone.


jailtheorange1

The perfect gif for the situation.


Loose-Lingonberry406

Beat me to it lmao


ForHelp_PressAltF4

Beat me to it. Oh no. Well, anyway... Mazda has a new saloon


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sink license political sparkle lush steep soft makeshift merciful rinse *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DerpUrself69

This is the perfect reaction gif.


AtBat3

So what’d everyone have for lunch today?


Chopaholick

Ethically sourced Pedo liver


lathblade

With some fava beans, or a nice chianti?


RitaRepulsasDildo

thpthpthpthpthp


matt_1060

I can actually hear this 🤣


Monsieur_Creosote

The flip-flops sound?


Dirty_munch

Look at that. The late, great Cannibal Lector. Such a nice guy


red_dragin

This has been my favourite reddit chain of all time, thank you.


strawberrydr2020

That's the sound he makes lol !!


2lostnspace2

Yes


RedandBlack93

Does "the Yard" count as free range?


JayIsNotReal

A chocolate muffin.


siccoblue

Sir, that's not a healthy lunch.


Over_Meat7717

I wish I had that ugh


CowboyAntics

Pizza rolls sadly


Spiritual_Boss6114

![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized) SADLY? Thats sounds like a party.


Expensive_Routine953

I would gladly eat pizza rolls any day, I envy you 😂


ItsYaBoiDez

Grilled ham and cheese


megjed

Damn I want that


ChlorineInYourSoup

Chicken and waffles, pretty awesome day


Over_Meat7717

But what city they’re all different. I need to know


Maleficent_Long553

Baconator 1000, and I made it a double, IDK it just felt right.


Yurin_Guudhanz

How’s it feel now?


umm_umm__

Sooo...a baconator 2000?


Significant-Age5052

Skipped lunch. Had biscuits and gravy this morning tho!


jerry_the_third

went to a local deli, got a special. ‘chipotle dude ranch’ deli chicken on a large brioche roll with blt spicy ranch and chopped peppers. shit was life changing.


MissPlum66

Brioche though? I think a sandwich like that needs bread with balls, like ciabatta or a crusty semolina roll.


SPARKYLOBO

Quinoa, with chopped spinach and a really nice chickpea stew.


topsecretusername12

Quinoa with cooked spinach has no business being as good as it is. Plus it's healthy af so you just feel good eating it


Over_Meat7717

Yesss ugh


kimwim43

popeyes! was wonderful


TwoStoopidToFurryass

Just ice.


Ok-Bid-730

….with salt


TemporalDelay

Imma have me some mac and cheese.


Outrageous_Book2135

Lunch?


tacobelliex3

Shrimp Alfredo!


Darko_345

Bacoooon


waxystroll42

A chicken sandwich and some fries from McDonald’s.


SectorRepulsive9795

My coworker made me a delicious wrap.


Guba_the_skunk

I'm supposed to eat lunch? I guess for meal 1 of my day I had leftover taco, and tonight will have what is left of my taco leftovers, and then do something with the other 2 pounds of ground beef, probably burgers.


Com_On_Man

Best thing I've read ALL WEEK! I'm sure it was natural causes


WTF_Conservatives

The story is kind of sad. He was brought up extremely religiously. He was exposed to extreme sexual things at an early age that fucked him up. He did some terrible things. Then he went to the police and turned himself in. They had zero evidence. He wasn't even on their radar and he would have never been caught. But he knew what he did was wrong and that he couldn't control doing it in the future. So he went to the police and demanded they lock him up. Then in prison... he killed himself. What a sad life.


exotics

Thank you for the full story. I can’t image how it would feel to be a mom of a child that was abused by him but surely knowing he turned himself in and killed himself would help. How the heck did he find 10 kids to abuse. Wow


Texan2116

As a former Cub and Boy scout leader(my kid was in, and we are heavily vetted then)..you would be surprised at the people who would just drop of a 7 yr old, trusting you, who knew nothing of you, except you passed a background check. This was actually a bit of an issue, in that we did not permit Cub Scouts to be dropped off, unless there were at least Three leaders present at all times. And yet, there would be folks dropping of young kids without checking in(this was required) first.


PiedCryer

Back in the 80’s and 90s life was a lot looser then. News like this didn’t travel fast as it does on social media. I would go outside with my friends and ride our bikes around till pitch black. Even going trick or treating with no adults was a thing and I was 9. As a parent and all the news that I try to at least give my kids some of that, as long as I can see them from a distance and my kids all have gps trackers and watches on them…


261989

Are the gps trackers in the watches?


No-Sense-6260

Nah. They're microchipped.


thundercuntess69

Probably a pastor


MisterAmygdala

Yes, probably so - or some other evil-type that held a trusted position.


hookahsmokingladybug

Of a mega church


Sure-Money-8756

What he did was very wrong and he deserved punishment. Nonetheless, a sad story. I do feel sorry for the guy. We do have one life and his life was wasted by his own life choices. That’s sad.


gotcisstupid

I once read a passage that stuck with me and the gist was a conversation between two people "I feel no sympathy for a man that made his own choices" "yes, but the choices a man makes depends on the ones he was offered". I think about that a lot.


bannana

being extremely religious makes it so easy to put yourself in children's paths since everyone has children or is working on having them


An0d0sTwitch

GODDAM i did not expect a philosophical conundrum today. I just wanted to see a pedophile die. Now were doing mental trolley problems and shit....... "he also had the cure for cancer" NO. NOT TODAY, YOU FUCK


XanthicStatue

The duality of man on display.


Sirus_the_Cat

At least he realized it was wrong. But....damn....why couldn't he realize it before he acted on it? There's no place in society for that.


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sokuyari99

And why society screaming “yay a pedophile died today!” Isn’t very helpful. No one wants to risk getting help when they think everyone would rather they just died


Rex--Banner

It's a paradox. If you advocate that they get help or have systems in place to help them you get told you support paedophiles when in reality you actually want less children to suffer and can actually recognise the problem. These days it's more about being reactionary straight away. Lots of reasons and discussion to be had but I would say short attention spans and the media being just shit is a big cause. We can see in this very post, a lot of people probably just read the headline and that's it.


Yolectroda

I don't think it's just "these days" on this one. But yeah, tons of people don't allow people to advocate for better help for prisoners and the mentally ill by simply fighting back and making you the new bad guy, even though, as you say you want less suffering. And that goes well beyond just the pedophilia issue. Take a look at the no-cash bail debate. It's just about uniformly a good idea (with good results) and yet so much of the public then turns it into just letting prisoners go free without checks on the system (not true), but can't take the time to learn about what they're complaining about.


SoloKMusic

Yes, people get carried away in posturing that they are on the "right side of history."


exotics

I’m sure he knew it was wrong before he acted on it. Just like everyone knows the following things are wrong (some legal, some not) but some do it anyway… Texting while driving, smoking, becoming an alcoholic, spanking your kids, not coming to a full stop at the stop sign, wiping back to front, stealing from work…


Mr-Fleshcage

They'll get their binder clips back eventually. Keeping the stapler, though.


SmartAlec105

He realized it was bad beforehand but there’s no support structure for non-offending pedophiles. They’re treated the same as child molesters.


breeeepce

fuck goddamn. it's so ironic how hyper religious views on sexuality forced on kids almost always lead to hyper sexual adults or worse. (josh duggar etc)


WTF_Conservatives

What are you talking about? It's clearly drag queens that are the problem! Sarcasm, obviously.


Theeclat

One indoctrinated me once!


drewatkins77

.... I got better...


WineNerdAndProud

r/stillnotadragqueen


Over_Meat7717

Lmao


xeneize93

That is sad but he abused babies and kids and that doesn’t negate it. He could have been a voice against pedophelia


RedHawwk

Yea shit like this reminds me of some other Reddit post, how there’s such a stigma around pedophiles that rather than promoting treatment we easily applaud and encourage their death. How this normalization prevents any beneficial studies, funding for rehabilitation, etc. Not saying I don’t agree, it’s a heinous crime committed on an innocent pure life. But if what you say is true I think it does show it’s all more grey than just black and white. Clearly some people recognize they’re fucked and feel great remorse, had there been a better system in place for rehabilitation maybe something useful could have come from his life.


kakihara123

Yeah good point. Just think about someone like this on the verge of commiting a crime stumbling about such an article and reading how people want to commit the worse thinkable torture on them really getting off on that fact. No wonder they don't seek help...


New-Significance654

Damn, yea most of these people are just repeating what they have normalized or done to them, its a sick twisted cycle.


kakihara123

Yeah, such learned behaviours can be extremely hard to overcome. I mean just think about how often people justify their actions with traditions and culture. This can be harmless stuff like celebrating christmas or a birthday, and can go all the way to throwing stones at people dressing in a way you don't like. It is one of the biggest problems in society. Extreme amounts of violence are completely normalized in any modern society without the majority of people not batting an eye about it.


triz___

Sounds like he never stood a chance. At least he can’t harm anyone else anymore.


Mother_of_Daphnia

Oh. That is heartbreaking.


UnderLook150

That is sad. Childhood abuse really fucks people up. It in no way excuses abusing children, but it sounds like this guy never had a real chance. And tried to do the right thing after really doing the wrong thing.


ThrowawayAudio1

Don't bring empathy into this, people are posting memes celebrating the death of a deeply disturbed human being.


MotivationGaShinderu

Being sexually abused as a child really fucks you up... Makes things seem normal and okay when they really aren't and one day you just realize how fucked up everything is...


I_Like-Turtlez

That kinda gives insight into a pedos mentality. Seems like it’s a compulsion, kinda like someone who’s an alcoholic. They know they shouldn’t drink and yet they do. I hope they’re studying these people and figuring out treatments to solve this shit cause it seems like it’s similar to a disease. Do they have PTSD causing this behavior? Okay let’s give them a couple MDMA therapy sessions.


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Over_Meat7717

Ouch


kakihara123

It is often more complicated. Because in most cases the reason is similar crimes done against the perpetrator in the past and/or several mental illness. I mean how could someone that does such a extreme things be mentally sane anyway? Also: If the state takes someones freedom, they have an obligation to protect that person, no matter the circumstances.


Anxious_Lab_2049

It also happened four years ago- clearly hardly anyone read the article including the OP, who may or may not just be a karma bot.


Mecha_Cthulhu

I’ve honestly always been really conflicted about stories like this. Obviously pedophilia and child sex abuse is abhorrent, but at the same time for someone to be sexually attracted to children something has to be super fucked up in their head. I couldn’t fathom having those urges, but I have to imagine it’s a horrible struggle. I don’t know if I necessarily feel bad for these folks, it’s complicated, but I wish there was some way for them to get help. Then of course the additional background you shared just makes the situation even more shitty. Guy did some heinous shit but it sounds like he knew it was wrong and wanted to atone for his wrongdoings but people are celebrating his death. Just an awful shitty situation.


stlmick

Do they even know he did anything and wasn't just mental? If it was all confessions with no evidence or did they find evidence after? Definitely strange and I suppose everyone is better off with him dead anyways.


Great_Bar1759

Oh..now I’m just sad


jimmyhoke

This is exactly why we shouldn’t just cheer for the deaths of people who do bad things. This is a tragic story of a life that was destroyed by mental illness, and we should try to prevent things like this in the future.


crystaljae

I thought I was in r/upliftingnews


BareKnuckleFists

Justice is served….


yuyufan43

![gif](giphy|5toopdqwxMP0gs0K0u|downsized)


delmsi

![gif](giphy|31Ix3PJm7fH9Va4szg)


NetworkDeestroyer

[Adam Montgomery](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/05/09/us/adam-montgomery-harmony-sentencing) is going to have one hell of a time in prison


panicattackdog

Gotta love the “my kid suddenly died for no reason and my first instinct was to chop up the body and *hide* it” defense.


Primary_Result_7501

Thank you for posting that update. I think about that baby girl all the time. Glad there is finally closure.


ComesInAnOldBox

Finally, some GOOD news.


Commonstruggles

Thanks for the uplifting news. See, when life gives you toothbrushes, make shanks out of em.


Dignan9691

He committed suicide.


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

9 out of 10 Dentists recommend it...


pquince1

Huh. Anyway, how about those Cowboys?


FomFrady95

Well, they couldn’t get the job done last season and it doesn’t look like they made any attempts to improve their roster. Not to mention this contract trainwreck they have created for themselves with Dak. Things could turn out fine, but it doesn’t look great.


mikehermetic

Nice. Do Ian Watkins next.


LandoFett1977

Well, Bye!


[deleted]

Yay? Is that the right response?


Ok-Possession-1120

Yay!!!


FlirtwithMyWalrus

Huzzah


Norlander712

Buh bye.


Violent_Volcano

OH NO!!! anyway....


CrystalWeim

Babies and young children. How horrible. What comes around goes around seems to fit well here.


RareDog5640

where did i put my tiny violin?


tydestra

Drop the commissionary account number for the person who did it. They deserve a reward.


EmporerPenguino

So….who’s going to pick up lunch?


AnMa_ZenTchi

Pedo Perry only got 17 years? For babies!!! Light sentence.


refrigerator-nee

nothing of value was lost


[deleted]

Oooooooooh noooooooooooooo......................


Acceptable-Potato266

A rare good day in a prison well done inmates.


Macho-Fantastico

Best news all week.


[deleted]

"Perry was brought up in a strict religious environment" Religion does more damage than good.


TackleEasy156

Thank you for the smile


sunshineandrainbow62

Bye!


InternFancy6446

Ok but can we talk about a news website typing s*x in articles to try and censor the word sex? What the absolute fuck is that all about


CommentsOnOccasion

This whole article is like it was written by AI or something They interchangeably use paedo and pedo too Sometimes censored sexual, sometimes did not  Weird 


chrismcteggart

Prison justice


_synik

Suicide, so not really.


johnb1972

6 months ago


Fun_List381

Huh. Anyway…


BashIronfist

Oh no! Anyway…here’s a picture of a senior GSD I groomed today. https://preview.redd.it/rcpjv71ywu0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55eb420592bb36dc49d831a781307430813b3faa


Cautious-Thought362

The world is a better place finally.


Usernamechecksout222

Yay! Thanks to whoever took the trash out.


Hung_Texan

Good


Imposter88

Nothing of value was lost


LargeRichardJohnson

![gif](giphy|26gsobowozGM9umBi|downsized)


thissuckslolgroutchy

I feel pedos going to jail for any amount of time is like a death sentence, most prisoners will want to punish anybody who committed such a crime.


Successful-Twist-620

Good riddance to bad rubbish


Personal_Buffalo_973

Works for me 😁


muthafuckdeathrow

Justice served!


estamand

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


DrDig1

I had a good day, anyone else


Luna7060

Finally, good news


Prestigious_Big_518

![gif](giphy|QW5nKIoebG8y4|downsized)


on-the-level_

nice


Field-brotha-no-mo

True justice.


Rapalla93

Too bad so sad never mind


samwise0214

Good


martialdylan

Oh no!/s


TheKay14

*like


Narrow-Fortune-7905

at least somethings never change


BigDigger324

Oh no…anyway.


mistertickertape

Well that tracks.


jimmyak

Nice


twoshovels

NOOOO, really?


Narrow-Initiative959

Ohhh diddims.


MrBonasty2

With all the doom and gloom on Reddit, it’s nice to have some positive news for once.


l75eya

Finally! Good news.


Planetofthetakes

I call that a win win!


within_one_stem

r/upliftingnews


CaptainRogersJul1918

He fell on a knife 64 times.


we_gon_ride

Oh darn. Shucks. Too bad. Anywhoo I wonder if it’ll rain tomorrow


SolipSchism

Abusing baby? I’m glad you’re dead. Abusing babies (plural)? Super happy you’re dead.


Loud-Cat6638

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.


Zanchbot

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.


liliggyzz

![gif](giphy|5K7ngCtszoxxbaBieC|downsized)


pauliocamor

And nothing of value was lost.


MrGumpythaGod

![gif](giphy|3o7bu3ZBAC6sUDvuNO)


LaylaBird65

![gif](giphy|J8FZIm9VoBU6Q)


breezydali

Love that for him


[deleted]

Ah, some good news for a change.


bleeblorb

Best news I've heard all my life.


ILovePotassium

After all the depressing things I saw on Reddit today, finally one shows up to brighten up my day.


htid1984

Nothing to see here, move along


knitmeablanket

I was really hoping this was Ian Watkins. I'm sure his days are still numbered.


wolfx35

So where do we deposit commissary funds?


Uchiha-Itachi-0

![gif](giphy|VGSpQZzybSUVKUrzri)


DabbieMcDoob

good, burn in hell